Oops!

Could it be that there was anyone else there at the time?

The mortgage of Hogwarts has been revealed?!

Gringotts is ready to break the net and tear his face to take the opportunity to break out the Fourth Goblin War?!

Several thoughts flashed through Elena's mind for a moment, and her heart couldn't help but stop, and she subconsciously raised her head to look at Dumbledore who was sitting at the faculty bench at the end of the auditorium.

I saw Dumbledore holding a silver dinner knife in his hand, and he was unhurriedly smearing butter on a slice of bread, judging from the old man's state, he seemed to be in a good mood.

Elena calmed down a little, let go of the little owl in her hand, which was cooing in pain from her sudden exertion, and picked up the magazine that was pressed under the envelope.

Underneath the comic of Dumbledore, the titles of other articles in the magazine are listed below:

The Ministry of Magic's Lies: The So-Called Muggle Nation "Soviet Union" Doesn't Exist at All

"The Secret Army of the Goblins Revealed"

Cornelius Fudge: Goblin Killer or Kim Gallon's puppet?

......

"How can this kind of title party have a sense of déjà vu, especially the statement of that goblin killer Fudge......"

The corners of Elena's eyes twitched, and her gaze slowly moved upwards to the magazine headline that had been blocked by a thick parchment envelope - if she remembered correctly, there did seem to be such a strange entertainment magazine in the wizarding world.

At the very top of the magazine, a string of bold English was written, "The Quibbler."

“...... Whew, sure enough, it was Luna's "Singing Against the Tune", which almost scared the baby to death. ”

Elena patted her small chest, breathed a sigh of relief, opened the magazine, quickly glanced at the table of contents, found the corresponding page numbers of those articles, and couldn't wait to open them.

"Albus Dumbledore has been considered the patron saint of the wizarding world for decades, defeating the Dark Wizard Grindelwald in 1945 and leading people out of the shadows of the Mysteries a decade ago. Year after year passed, and his Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry produced countless outstanding wizards. Last year, in response to public calls for him to serve as the Ministry of Magic, Dumbledore made it clear that he would rather devote the rest of his energy to Hogwarts education than to become Minister of Magic. None of us dispute that. ”

"But is that really the case?"

"Recently, there has been surprising new evidence that Albus Dumbledore may not be as indifferent to fame and fortune as people think, Jude Law, who lives at 221B Baker Street, said that Dumbledore had already secretly controlled the entire Gringotts Wizarding Bank many years ago, and even controlled many of the heads of Muggle kingdoms. ”

"'It's understandable, because Dumbledore has gotten everything he wants. 'Mr. Jude Law said, 'The Minister of Magic is considered an enviable position, but in fact the most important position is the CEO of Gringotts Wizarding Bank, and Dumbledore had subdued all the goblins by force and wit about twenty years ago. The so-called Gringotts-Hogwarts crisis is nothing more than a one-man show that he directed and acted himself. I could see this from the beginning, Dumbledore didn't care about money at all, because money didn't mean anything to him, he owned the whole Gringotts. His ambition now has become how to circumvent the Law of Secrecy enacted by the International Federation of Wizards and Wizards to get into and control the poor Muggle realm. ’”

After reading the whole article in one go, Elena touched her nose a little tangled, and flipped through the content of the following articles at random, and a strange feeling floated in her heart.

Most of the articles in the magazine are very funny, and almost at first glance you know that they are made up.

For example, a wizard claims to have summoned an evil god with countless tentacles on his head and bat wings on his back that can easily destroy the human world, Cornelius Fudge is actually a goblin killer in the dark who has a penchant for baking elves into pies, and if he can use the Animagus to transform into a frog, he can silently deprive others of their ......

In a sense, Mr. Xenoflius Lovegood is also a rare talent. After all, with so many endless and bizarre brain holes, as well as weird brain replenishment abilities that violate all normal clues, there may never be a second person in the entire wizarding world.

Although because of some common sense mistakes, as well as the lack of important information. and his paranoid denial of many correct things, he was unable to deduce the correct process, and most of the conclusions he came to were naturally full of errors, and it is no wonder that most wizards regarded the magazine as a grandstanding junk publication.

However, no matter how ridiculous the daily work is, it can't stand the influence of this kind of God's prophecy once hit.

You know, the cover caricature drawn by Xenophilius Lovegood this time is really ™ accurate, exactly what Dumbledore did when he received Galleons and dollars outside Hogwarts Castle.

Otherwise, it wouldn't have almost scared Elena out of a cold sweat, but fortunately, the sales of "Singing Against the Tune" were already very low, and the influence was almost negligible.

However, from another point of view, if you can grasp part of the right to speak in public opinion, "Singing Against the Tune" is undoubtedly the most suitable. And from the perspective of commercial value, "Singing and Singing", which is like a collection of wonderful stories, can be said to be a pioneer in the field of text entertainment.

Even if it can't convince many people like ["Share the Story You Made" - Zhihu] in the previous life, it can at least be made into a must-read magazine comparable to "Reader's Digest" (Reader's Digest), which has occupied the top three sales in the non-magical world for nearly a hundred years.

However, to achieve this, Elena also needs to find a way to convince or fool the editor-in-chief, Xenophilius Lovegood, a rather stubborn, very autistic, chattering heavy daughter with abnormal brain circuits.

However, the crux of the matter was that it was still a full year before Luna Lovegood went to Hogwarts. For a short time, Elena could not find a channel that was too good to influence Mr. Lovegood.

"Wait, so this owl ......"

The silver-haired little witch groaned for a moment, and her eyes moved thoughtfully to the little owl that had panicked and hid on Hannah's lap, and a kind smile appeared on her face.

"Come on, cutie. In the coming year, my sister will take care of you for the time being. ”

There are no hostages, and the same is true for the "bird" hostages.

And, judging from the accessories on this little owl, it is clear that little Luna is especially precious this cute little animal. As long as you send back a picture of the owl, feathers, and paw prints from time to time, Mr. Xenophilius Lovegood, who is not afraid of spoiling his daughter, will not take a correct attitude and listen to her reasoning calmly.

Besides, Elena, who has a God's perspective, knows very well what is the existence of an irresistible allure for the Lovegood family.

Although she also did not know where to find the so-called "Crumple-Horned Snorkack".

But when it comes to the legendary Trihallows of Death, she is confident that she can bluff most wizards except Dumbledore and Grindelwald.

"Reserve food, don't let it run. ”

Mutter!

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Alas, there is no chapter to say that there is a plan for the addition...... Gradually falling into self-autism, Goo~

Obviously, there are more than 9,000 people in each chapter, and nearly 10,000 people read it, but there are very few people who come to talk to me. In fact, 1000 seems like a lot, but in fact, theoretically, only 20 people need to send 20 messages, even if it is a goo, it can be put together.

Actually, I'm a little different from most authors, and I never expect any subscriptions and tips. Because I'm a bookworm who is heavier than everyone else, and I just wanted to be a little more lively, and if you read my book, even if you left a full stop to say that you have been here, it would be fine.

Goo~I'm so tired~

I won't ask for a chapter in the future~ I won't send a lot of irrelevant words~

In short, I'm still going to work hard to code words and try to write a good story~That's it~Goo~