Ran Xuemei trembled, and finally found the results, these are a very common snake in the south, called Zhu Yeqing, poisonous, but the toxicity is not very strong, not to the extent that she will die when she sees blood and seals her throat.

There are many records of this kind of snake biting people on the Internet, but there are basically no records of biting people.

We are here in the north, according to normal circumstances, these bamboo leaf green snakes should not appear in our place, these snakes should indeed be specially domesticated and specially sent to deal with us.

But since they want to trap me here, it's really a bit strange to send such a weak group of snakes. I don't know if they're underestimating my strength, or if they don't really want to trap me here.

With my current cultivation, it won't take much effort to deal with such a few things. Cut a few paper figures and stuffed them out of the crack in the door, strangled these little insects one by one, chopped off their heads, and threw the snake body into the pot, and they could also stew it for a meal.

Wan Peng has always said that the long worm meat is delicious, and I haven't eaten it either, so I just tasted it this time.

Just do it, I'll ask Ran Xuemei to find me a pair of scissors, and then find me a few pieces of paper that are a little stronger.

Ran Xuemei didn't know what I was going to do, scissors were no problem, but the sturdy paper, she didn't seem to know what kind of better paper to give me, she probably didn't want to tear up the books that Chen Xiaoya had used before, so she found a few small advertising brochures and brought them to me.

I looked at the pamphlets, they were all brochures of private hospitals, some for the treatment of venereal diseases, some for the treatment of infertility, and some for the promotion of painless abortion, and I glanced at the addresses of these hospitals by the way, which seemed to be quite close, all on the same street, and I don't know how these hospitals were built there.

Could it be a different business for the same hospital? If you go to treat infertility and meet someone who goes to have a painless abortion, I don't know how you will feel.

I found that my brain flew again, and quickly pulled my thoughts back, touched the paper of the booklets, and shook the paper, the paper was really good, especially the cover of the booklet, the paper was with plastic film, even if it was water, it was not so easy to be destroyed, except that the picture above was not very elegant, and the paper people who cut it out were not as good as the solid color looked at it, and in other aspects, it was quite perfect.

I didn't dare to pick and choose, tore off the cover, clicked a few scissors, a bunch of paper people were there, and commanded them to walk a few steps, whirring with the wind, and I even wanted to ask the merchants who printed this booklet, where did the paper come from, and I also went to the wholesale point without pictures, and let my paper people also have a pull point in the future.

I laughed unconsciously, and found that Ran Xuemei was looking at me like a neuropath, so I quickly restrained my stupid expression, pretended to be serious and began to act at the paper figure.

After tossing and turning my complicated set of gestures and incantations, I lit a cigarette and plugged it in, and shoved the paper figures out of the crack in the door one by one, and then the fight broke out outside.

Think about a group of advertising paper figures vs. Zhu Yeqing, it must be very interesting, let these bamboo Yeqing also have a long experience, in case of reincarnation in the next life, encounter infertility or accidental pregnancy, and know where to seek medical treatment.

Unfortunately, in order to avoid being kissed by snakes, I didn't dare to go out to watch the battle, so I could only listen to the movement in the house, or I would have to use my mobile phone to film the fierce battle scene.

There was a fight outside for more than ten minutes, and I was so old that I knew for the first time that snakes could make such complex sounds, and every sound was so miserable and desperate, that I couldn't help but sympathize with them.

I didn't know that my little paper figures could be so cruel, think of me as a mercy and kindness, these paper people must have been influenced by the abortion advertisements in the brochure, so they will be so fierce and cruel, listen to this movement, those poor bamboo leaf greens, it is estimated that they have been beaten before death infertility.

Amitabha, may the insects rest in peace, may they be reincarnated as a better species in the next life, and I am willing to forgive them for besieging me.

Gradually, there was no movement outside, and after waiting for a few more minutes, I felt that the battle was indeed over, and I planned to go out to accept the results of my little paper man's battle.

Ran Xuemei grabbed me and said, "You're crazy, how dangerous are you going out now, what if those snakes are still there?" ”

I said, "Isn't that the fight over?" Even if they weren't all killed, they would have been unable to move, so rest assured, there would be no danger. ”

Ran Xuemei said: "It's true that the battle is over outside, and there must be one side that is all killed or completely subdued, but how do you know that it is those snakes that lose, in case your little paper man is completely wiped out." ”

This, how is this possible?

I said, "Didn't you hear the snake hissing so badly?" Would they have made that noise if they had won? ”

Ran Xuemei said: "It's because the snake is not usually that voice, so it's strange, why do I think it's your paper people calling." ”

"My paper man called? It's impossible, although I painted their mouths, but it was for them to bite the bamboo leaves, only painted their teeth and didn't draw mouths, and they couldn't speak and wouldn't scream. I said.

Ran Xuemei said: "I still feel that something is wrong, even if it is not called by your paper people, then what if it is your paper people who are torn apart, the sound just now is stinging, how can I hear it like the sound of tearing paper." ”

Sting, stinging? How did I hear it hissing, what the hell was this sound coming from?

Originally, I was full of confidence, but now that Ran Xuemei is so scared, I really feel a little bottomless in my heart.

I said, "What do you think you should do?" The dry rack outside is finished, we can't still be in the house like this, right, then I'm not tossing in vain? You've used your house to imprison prisoners, and you don't have a camera outside? ”

Ran Xuemei amused me, and said: "Look at what you kid said, I'm just an ordinary person, and I'm not doing any big business, and I don't have a few valuable things at home, what kind of camera do you install?" ”

I said, "Then we have to find a way to know what's going on outside, or you call the neighbors, they are standing on the roof, they should be able to see the situation in your yard, you let them stand on the roof and see, if the worm is dead, we will go out, if the paper figure is torn, we will think of another way." ”

Ran Xuemei was reluctant to call, and asked, "Is there no other way?" The matter of our Xiaoya has already made many people laugh, if they know that our family is like this now, then we will really not be able to mix in this village in the future. ”

Can't get mixed up? If you can't mix it, you can't mix it. Didn't the two of you just say that you can't forgive yourself for doing this kidnapping and imprisoning business, and you plan to hang yourself to apologize when Xiaoya is fine? Then why are you worried about how to mix things up in the future?

Thinking about the words of beating my chest and feeling remorseful just now, they were just used to fool me as a fool, and I was so moved to hear it. It seems that if you want to eat this bowl of rice in the rivers and lakes, your heart can't be too soft, and it is estimated that when I experience more, I will become as ruthless as Wanpeng.

Just complain, I don't really blame Ran Xuemei, in fact, I understand her concerns.

In the countryside, the neighbors are very close-knit, and they will not live in the opposite door for several years like people in the city, and they may not have met a few times.

In rural areas, neighbors are an important role in their lives and one of their main social circles, and they are as closely connected as the same table at school and the same group of colleagues in the company.

This makes them see the opinion of their neighbors very seriously, and rural people have a better face than urban people, so sometimes they would rather work harder, even take more risks, and take longer detours, rather than lose face in front of their neighbors.

Even my dear mom and dad are very typical of this.

Seeing that Ran Xuemei was embarrassed, I smiled and said, "Tease you, you don't have to call your neighbors, I know if there is anything wrong with my paper man." ”

With that, I opened the door and walked out, and when I saw the situation outside, my mother-in-law.