When a person lives in the world, it is inevitable that he will make a few friends.

Once you make friends, you will inevitably make good friends and bad friends; Of course, you can not treat a bad friend as a friend, but sometimes, you have to hold back your nausea to deal with him.

Wang Dong also has this kind of "bad friend".

And there are four of them.

It's a miracle that he's been able to get rid of these four friends, and he's not dead.

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Qinghe County.

Qinghe County is a place that is quite famous in the martial arts.

Because the Yamen of Qinghe County once had a very famous fast catch, called "Hit when you see someone", many cases that made the six doors feel tricky, but they can be easily broken in his hands.

So later, Liumen deliberately set up a branch in Qinghe County to deter Xiaoxiao, and now it has even become an insurmountable thunder pool in the eyes of some underworld bandits.

Su Weiyun and Wang Dong also came here today, and went straight to the county office.

on the street.

There are no vendors on both sides, only sparse pedestrians coming and going cautiously, which seems to be a bit depressed and lonely in the county.

Su Weiyun and Wang Dong walked side by side, Su Weiyun's expression was relaxed, but Wang Dong's face was not very good-looking.

Wang Dong said: "Do you really want to turn yourself in?" ”

Su Weiyun said: "I killed the clamp stick, how can I do it without giving someone an explanation?" ”

Wang Dong said: "Then you might as well not kill him, and save yourself a long trip." ”

Su Weiyun said: "But I don't kill him, and I'm not happy, and I'm uncomfortable, so I endured the trouble and ran this trip." ”

He then asked, "Have you ever heard that a long time ago, there was a mysterious swordsman in the heavens and on the earth who was peerless, called Simon Blowing Snow?" ”

Wang said, "How could I not know him? He was my idol when I was a teenager! I heard that in order to kill a damned wicked person, he sometimes had to fast for three days, bathe and change clothes, and then attack thousands of miles and slash demons with one sword! ”

Su Weiyun said: "He has a lot more killing skills than me, isn't it troublesome?" But there is no way to do both worlds, people who lie in bed don't have to do anything, although they are happy and happy all day long, but there are some things that are born as human beings and have to do. ”

"If you don't do it, you're not happy, so why don't you do it?"

Wang Dong had been listening quietly, and suddenly asked, "Are you ridiculing me again?" ”

Su Weiyun corrected: "I'm kindly helping you!" ”

Wang Dong smiled bitterly: "If you weren't my friend, I would have beaten you to death with a stick!" ”

"I only hope that when you meet your four former friends, you will not be as merciful as you were to me!"

Wang Dong suddenly shut up.

The two of them had already walked to the front of the county yamen, and in front of the door was a very large and thick drumstick, and a long drumstick was placed on the rack next to the drum.

Before Wang Dong could say anything, Su Weiyun had already walked to the drum, picked up the drumstick, and slammed it on the drum surface!

Bang!

An earth-shattering bang.

The rumbling sound could be heard clearly within three blocks of the neighborhood.

Immediately a voice came from the yamen.

"Who dares to beat the drum in vain and disturb the peace of this county!"

The door slowly pushed open.

Out of the door came two sharp-beaked monkey gills, thin and tall servants, one with an empty hand and one with a majestic stick on his shoulder.

"Is it just the two of you beating the drums?"

"Yes, I have a big grievance to tell the county order!"

The official showed a subtle look and said with a smile: "Okay, then you can come in." The prefectural magistrate is most welcoming to people like you who have a bitter hatred. ”

He said something strange, and then led Su Weiyun and Wang Dong in.

As soon as I entered, the door was shut.

One of the officials slammed the majestic stick to the ground, and said solemnly: "Who are you, how dare you trespass on the county office?!" ”

Su Weiyun and Wang Dong glanced at each other, and said with a smile: "Didn't the two of you bring us in?" ”

"Hmm...... Have there been cases that have dragged on for a long time recently? ”

"It seems to be yes, it's the big case of 40,000 taels of silver three years ago."

"Why don't you close that case today?"

"It's good ......."

The two officials did not answer Su Weiyun's words, but faced each other, discussed and discussed with each other, and said some inexplicable words.

After a while, the servant with the empty hand pulled out a pamphlet from behind his waist.

He flipped it over casually, and said to himself, "Oh, I know who you are." ”

Wang Dong preemptively said: "If you are right, I will immediately go back and lie on the bed, and never get up again!" ”

The official had already spoken, and read solemnly: "Three years ago, there was a pair of male and female thieves who committed crimes in the territory of Qinghe, and when they rushed to catch the head with a stick, the two thieves fled when they heard the news and disappeared! ”

The other coughed twice, and then snorted coldly, "Ahem, cough...... Hmph, I didn't expect them to dare to come back today, and they were caught by the two of us, which is really self-defeating! ”

Su Weiyun was suddenly stunned and said, "What do you mean...... Are we meant to be 'male and female thieves'? ”

The official said sharply: "Do you still dare not admit it?!" ”

Su Weiyun asked in a strange tone, "Do you see which of the two of us is male and which is female?" ”

The official scolded: "The male rabbit's feet are fluttering, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred. Twin rabbits walk on the ground, can I tell you are male and female? You two little bunnies fall into my hands, so stop trying to quibble and bow your head obediently! ”

He can actually recite poems and know how to quote scriptures, which really makes Su Weiyun a little crying and laughing.

"Who did you learn this trick from?"

The official sneered: "Let you be a clear ghost, this is a magic trick to catch the head with a stick, it is difficult to catch a thief, but it is much easier to catch people!" ”

Su Weiyun said: "If the arrested person does not admit his guilt, will he be beaten until he confesses?" ”

The official smiled: "I can't see that you are quite smart, ordinary people are hungry for three days first, and then fight for another day, and it is almost the same." So there has never been a case in Qinghe County that can't be solved! ”

Su Weiyun sighed: "It seems that I really didn't kill the wrong person, the stick should have died a long time ago!" ”

When the official heard this, his face changed slightly: "What are you talking about?" ”

Su Weiyun said: "I said that today's first unjust case is the golden lion who tried to kill the six doors with a stick, and he has been killed by me!" ”

The official scolded: "Nonsense! You ......"

Before he finished speaking, Su Weiyun had already risen to his feet, jumped seven or eight feet into the air, and had an unobstructed view of the scenery around the yamen, and then he spun around and flew away, landing steadily on the roof of the main hall.

"I'm here to sue four people, divided into the Red Snake, the Centipede God, the Red Lady, and the Talisman. These four burned, killed, plundered, and committed a heinous crime, assassinating my friend Wang Dong, please give me justice through the six doors! ”

His voice was so loud that it spread far away like rolling thunder.

However, no one responded to him.

Su Weiyun was condescending, not only did he not hear a response, but he saw many county officials hurrying around, running around with gold and silver.

"Alas, the Stick Lady is not here, and we have provoked another evil god. Run, run, and we'll be back when he's gone! ”

"What fool is to blame!"

“.......”

However, in just a short time of tea, the yamen went up to the county officials and down to catch fast, and almost no one ran away.

Wang Dong also landed beside Su Weiyun at this time.

Su Weiyun said strangely: "After those two people saw my light skills, they knew that I was superb in martial arts, so of course they would run." But how could others react faster than they did? ”

Wang said, "Because they heard what you said. ”

Su Weiyun said: "My words? Which sentence? ”

Wang Dong said slowly: "They heard you say that the person you provoked was: the pervasive red snake, the thousand-handed and thousand-eyed centipede god, the red lady who rescued the suffering, and the final life charm at first sight." ”

"Hearing the names of these four thieves, few of them can hold back and not run."

Su Weiyun smiled: "Haha, the faster they run, the better, and the farther the better." ”

Wang said, "Do you want them to spread the news and seduce those four friends of mine to come over?" ”

Su Weiyun said: "Otherwise, where can we go to find someone?" ”

Wang Dong said: "It seems that you have arranged everything....... Then I can get a good night's sleep here! ”

Sure enough, he immediately lay down again.