Chapter X
"You can hold back your nonsense, how can we know each other, what if his seven aunts and eight aunts come to me, I just think that I have a little eye for this big brother, maybe I stayed in Demon Immortal Castle in my previous life and helped me wash my feet."
Huang Mao: Who is the footwashing water??????
"Oh, then you're the Queen of the Demon Fairy?" Chen wanted to hang his head and joke with her slowly, like a "father" who played with kindergarten children?
"Ouch, the guy is very good, a promising future successor of communism, love the motherland and the people, read more books and read more newspapers, and if you find out, then I will reluctantly sing you two songs of the Demon Immortal Castle." As he spoke, he stretched his waist and twisted his neck, ready to show off his skills.
"Legend has it that there is a magic fairy castle, there is a queen, every demon fairy has her guidance, and they all hope that the world will be better, and every day I need you to love my heart, you guess I LOVE... The fork is seamless. ”
It sounds like a bit of a sand sculpture without a doubt, but it changes the taste in her mouth, like lying on the clouds and eating a few marshmallows lightly, sweet and soft, singing so that people's hearts fall gently, and most of the bones in her body are crispy.
"Poof—I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The brothers didn't hold back when they heard this, and a mouthful of water sprayed on each other's bodies, except for the yellow-haired prescient far away, they all hit the trick.
"It's me who sings so well, I know, don't be obsessed with me, I'm just a legend, I'm the Demon Fairy Queen you can never get!"
"Yes, yes, my sister is very good at singing, so she can clean up and make her debut."
"A group of fools have lied to you, Dangdang, in fact, there are peaches in the world, and there are many fruits!"
What is this operation????????
After speaking, Su Ruansoft took out a plump big peach powder from the pocket of the school uniform, and it was tender enough to pinch out the juice, just like her.
She carefully rubbed the peaches around with her sleeve and took a big bite.
“.........”
"Okay, don't be poor, little Peach, the Monkey King will take you to dinner." Chen Yu naturally held her little hand up and down, looking like a coquettish little tiger? Oh, it's the little monkey.
"I want to eat hot pot! But to make a tomato scrambled egg! Su Soft was bouncing around him.
"Okay, listen to Sister Soft." He pursed his lips, no longer surprised, but his eyes were all her.
The brothers in the back followed like thieves, whispering and talking in a whisper, as if they were going to do something big.
"Hey, you said that the desire and this little sister are quite compatible."
"With your mother, the whole old cow eats tender grass."
"You go to the lord to try this, when you see a beautiful woman, there is no door, but how to say it is really beautiful, just like a docile and cute little white rabbit, poor brother, when can a few single dogs find such a beautiful girlfriend, I am willing to exchange your lifespan!"
"Fuck you. You don't seem to be even more productive! But I found one thing.,It seems that you like this little girl very much.,How many brothers match? ”
"Order."
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Although North Street is Chen Xu's territory, everyone is familiar with it, but he doesn't show up often, and he is a low-key master like Su Ruansoft, and people here hardly know what he looks like.
Chen wanted to book a box and told her that the number was at number 981, and that she might have to bring someone for some time being, so she could eat with peace of mind first, and if it was not enough, he would come out.
The classic red and yellow hot pot restaurant is hung with rows of red lanterns, the hot steam is full of happiness, the crowd is endless, and the warm hot pot that your boyfriend can't give you is you.
Su Ruansoft refused the dizzy waiter who wanted to show her the way, a little finger was put in the cherry lips and teeth, and the clear big eyes turned around and sang a song: "Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail, a good doll who has never been picky, sleeps until three strokes in the sun every day~"
It took a lot of forks in the road to find her "boyfriend" - "981".
Touching his hungry little belly like eating a magpie egg, he pushed open the door,
Looking at a large table of delicious food on the table, the little mouth saw that the mouth was open, and the chair was pulled out and the war began.
"You said you guys were slow enough, how long has it been since this came?" The sound of high heels was heard in the hallway, and a woman was complaining about the people who were slowly following behind.
Su Ruansoft ate the bowl and looked at the door, and a small head appeared in the crack of the door and looked around.
The woman looked like she was in her forties, delicate, although she was a little wrinkled, but she was well maintained, wearing an elegant dress, holding the arm of the man next to her, smiling and smiling, all of which were happy, looking like a sweet "little" couple.
She retracted her head and closed the door with a "whoosh" like a turtle.
The fresh vegetables on the table are stained with water droplets like jade, the fat and thin beef rolls, the round shrimp are smooth, and the neatly placed white radishes are all poured into the boiling soup base by her, like a group of dancers dancing together in a moving and wonderful dance, and the heat is coming out of the pot, like a warm current flowing in the blood.
The door of the "click" box was opened, and Su Ruansoft was eating vigorously, not paying attention to the people who were hunched over at the door to play mahjong.
"Prison, we didn't go wrong?" The woman asked him, tugging at the corner of the man's coat.
"Yes, wife, the waiter told us that the box number is "681". The man looked up at the box number again uncertainly, yes, the waiter told him that the box number was loose, and a screw fell off, so it became 9, and he didn't have time to repair it.
"Jiang Prison Bei, look at this little girl, how beautiful she looks, her skin is white, her face is beautiful, her legs are long, her body is delicate, and her temperament is good." The woman hiding behind Bei Wan looked at Su Ruansoft in the box with a hook in her eyes.
"Qi Sheng, I think you are sweet and sweet!" The man next to her gagged her, and it was her mouth that coaxed her around.
Say that you only love yourself, and when you see a little girl, you pounce up, a woman's mouth, a deceitful ghost.
"Don't mess with Chen Yi, I've never seen such a good-looking little girl, it's amazing!" Qi Sheng disliked the chop and pulled away his groping pig hands.
"What are you two doing!" Bei Wan and Jiang Jian turned their heads to look at them together.
"He/she pulls me!" Chen Yi and Qi Sheng pointed at each other with their fingers, which can be described as "eyebrows".
"I want to take this little girl home as a daughter-in-law, and it looks very kind!" Qi Sheng secretly gave advice next to Chen Yi.
"Hey, you two want to be alone, messing around." Bei Wan pinched Jiang Prison's face with one hand and demonstrated towards Qi Sheng.
"Don't make any noise, I found out." Not to be outdone, Qi Sheng pinched Chen Yi's ears.
"Pain, pain, pain!" Chen Yi and Jiang Prison grabbed the sky, one ear was pulled like a rabbit ear, and the other had a swollen face.
"Don't shout, be careful to scare my daughter-in-law, tell you about this little girl!"
"Mine my! What do you call your daughter-in-law, you stinky shell! ”
"Oops, hey, I'm relying on my parents, grandparents, and grandparents, I'm going to fall!" Several people leaned forward and were about to fall into the door, with screaming voices and hot kisses on the ground.
The four of them lay down in a row like crabs, and a few people, you look at me, I look at you, mentally prepared to look up, looking at their "daughter-in-law" with wide eyes as they chewed potato chips in their mouths and skewers in their hands.
"That, uncle and aunt, what's the matter?" Su Ruansoft hurriedly helped him up one by one, although he was also a person who had seen the world, but he couldn't bear this big ceremony, and he would lose his life.
"Ahem, daughter-in-law, we are a little abrupt, I'm really embarrassed that you can see what you want to eat, my husband will pay for it." Qi Sheng held Su's soft little hand tightly, and the excitement was like freshly boiling hot water gurgling out.
Good guy, this little hand is tender with a piece of tofu.
"your daughter-in-law, don't listen to her, daughter-in-law, I'll buy you all this hot pot restaurant and pack you to eat enough." Bei Wan squeezed Qi Sheng out of the way and took her place, holding Su Soft's hand, not being rude in front of his daughter-in-law.
Grab it with me, in the next life! No, the next life, the next life, the next life, the next life!
The two of them fought openly and secretly, and no one let anyone.
"I'll buy a hot pot restaurant on the street, you can eat as you like!"
"What's a street, I still buy a hot pot restaurant in the city!"
"Cut, I'll buy a provincial hot pot restaurant!"
Wait a minute.
"I buy hot pot restaurants all over the world!!"
"I buy hot pot restaurants all over the world!!"
The two of them spoke in unison, Chen Yi and Jiang Prison's frightened souls fell off, dragging their wives.
"What!"
"What's the matter!"
"Wife, we can't afford it...."
"We can't afford a stinky woman...."
"Can't afford it?"
"Stinky man, you say you can't afford it?"
"What about selling you both?"
"I can't afford it...."The two of them didn't expect their wives to be so ruthless, and sure enough, men in love are fools.
"......" seems to be right, I can't afford to sell my husband, my husband is only worth 9 yuan 9, and both of them think it makes sense.
"What daughter-in-law..."Su Ruansoft was like a second monk who was puzzled.
"It doesn't matter, that little girl tell us what kind of boy you like?" Qi Sheng pushed Bei to let her help. "Yes, yes, yes!"
"Well, I'll think about it...."Su Ruansoft deliberately pretended to be thinking hard, and his left hand supported his chin and tightened his eyebrows.
Four people, you look at me, I see you like ants on a hot pot are in a hurry, in case the type is not like your own son, then you can't eat swan meat.
"I didn't think about it..."
"It's okay, it's okay, there's still a chance anyway, a small scene." Several people were relieved.
"Little girl, let's play boxing, lose to me as a daughter-in-law, one person has five games, five wins in five games!" Qi Sheng and Bei Wan rubbed their hands, rolled up their sleeves on their elbows, and won steadily.
"Okay." Su Ruansoft quickly agreed, although he was involved in this matter of being a daughter-in-law for no reason, but he always felt that they were very kind and like his parents, anyway, he had never lost his fist, and there was no one to play with him, so how could he not send it to the door.
The three of them stepped on a stool with one foot, quite the style of a big sister.
"Wife... You are unsightly in a skirt..."Jiang Jian had the heart to remind one or two, who knew that Bei Wan would not pay attention to him at all.
Chen Yicai didn't discuss, without saying a word, he took off his suit and tied it to Qi Sheng's thigh, a domineering president deserves his name, and the protagonist in the novel is envious.
The two "hard-working mandarin ducks" can only squat miserably in the corner, just like people don't want the same," the head reads, "As long as 998, as long as 998, if you can't buy it, you can't be fooled if you can't buy it, 998 can be taken home, laundry and cooking."
"Why are the brothers really connected by the same fate, do you have smoke?" Jiang Prison was in a bad mood and urgently needed a cigarette to save his life.
"Here, big brother, are you on fire?" Chen Yi nodded and handed over the cigarette.
"You said that these two girls, in order to compete for a daughter-in-law, you are dead and alive, plastic sisters." Jiang Jian took the cigarette and handed the lighter.
"Yes." Chen Yi was about to light a cigarette.
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Wait, daughter-in-law.
The two of them instantly snatched back the items handed to each other and ran to a position two meters away from each other.
"Come on, wife! Rob your daughter-in-law! ”
"Come on, Ah Sheng baby!! Don't lose! ”
Okay, become a cheerleader, this is the plastic brother flower, never separated.
"Hello brothers, three-star photos, four happy wealth, five leaders, six tailwinds, seven skillful, eight horses, long time, ten perfect, how about playing this, can you do it?"
"In this way, increase the size, how about eating a chili pepper if you lose, Xiao Shengsheng can't be spicy into a sausage mouth~ I'm a legendary hot girl who is never afraid of spicy, a hot girl is not afraid of spicy by nature, a hot girl is spicy, a hot girl is spicy, a hot girl is spicy."
The audience pretended not to know Bei Wan········
It's a play, and it's a little show.
"Okay, come on."
Phew-Bah-Qi Sheng and Bei Wan rubbed their hands twice, ready to accumulate thick hair, and the scene was in full swing.
ROUND1: Qi Sheng vs Su Soft
Qi Sheng stretched out his hand for 4, Su Ruansoft reached out for 4, and shouted 8, Ping.
"The little girl is good, she is very powerful, she has two brushes!" Qi Sheng is not generally optimistic about this little girl, she is second-class, and she really wants to pack it and take it away to her son's bed, perfect.
"Thank you Auntie for the compliment, I am a good baby who studies hard and makes progress every day."
ROUND 2: Beiwan vs Su Soft
Bei Wan stretched out his hand for 3, Su Ruansoft reached for 4, Bei Wan shouted 6, Su Ruansoft shouted 6, Ping.
ROUND 3: Qi Sheng vs Su Soft
Qi Sheng stretched out his hand for 4, Su Ruansoft reached for 2, Qi Sheng shouted 5, Su Ruansoft shouted 7, Ping.
It's over, it's not good if it goes on like this, when can I bring my daughter-in-law home.
Qi Sheng saw that he was so angry that he fought with himself twice, his eyes skimmed the juice to the side, and a string of "little ninety-nine" appeared in his mind.
She's notoriously ghostly.
Three times five divided by two unbuttoned the suit on her thigh, and threw it into the trash can in a chic manner, and she was not so accurate to throw her husband.
Chen Yi felt that his liver hurt, it was given by Qi Sheng on his birthday, and for the sake of his daughter-in-law, he couldn't bear to cut his love.
Qi Sheng was not distressed at all, and bought it casually in the two-yuan market.
Quietly Mimi ran over and brought several glasses of juice to Su Ruansoft's side, it's not normal, I'm not doing anything unseemly.
And at this moment, Su Ruansoft is "going to war" with Bei Banglong. ”
"Little girl, do you like strawberry juice, kiwi juice, pineapple juice, or the rabbit juice that I have brewed at home for nineteen years?"