My name is Wang Liang, Wang is the surname Wang that can be seen everywhere, and Liang is the cool of the autumn wind.

I'm in a very big crisis right now. And the next development may be a little less sound......

Because I'm being tied up in the gym warehouse right now, my hands and feet are tied with that clear plastic jump rope, so hard that it's almost tied into the flesh. I have to say that it hurts to move at all.

And standing in front of me is a female teacher who looks reasonable and has a good figure. That is, my current physical education teacher, who met for the first time today, and his name ...... I remember it seemed to be called Li Wen.

This is the man who tied me here, and he looked at me very strangely.

Is that...... The eyes that want to see through people.

I always felt a chill down my spine......

Finally...... Has this happened to me?

I saw those mature female teachers molesting male students in the news or videos before, and I thought it was just a small group of people, or a plot deliberately made up for sales.

I can't imagine that I will encounter this kind of thing when I go back to school the next day, should I be happy or sad?

I have mixed feelings......

"That...... Mr. Li, can you untie the rope? It really hurts—"

Anyway, we have to get this rope out of the way, it's too tight! My hands and feet are already starting to go numb...... After a few minutes like this, I'm afraid my hands and feet will die because of the lack of blood flow.

What kind of play is this?

However, Teacher Li Wen in front of me answered me like this:

"Don't call me Teacher ......"

Be...... Is that kind of development? Don't call me Teacher, call me Queen?

Queen, Queen, Queen!

However, I really didn't expect that next, this sexy female teacher would say something like this:

"Among my students, youkai are not allowed!"

"——————?"

Youkai? Do you mean me? In other words, this teacher tied me here because he thought I was a youkai?

Mistaken!

"Teacher, you're mistaken! I'm really not a monster! I'm innocent!"

"Don't be noisy!"

The pincer-like hand pinched my cheek directly, damn it! Isn't this a woman? Can a woman really have such strength? This force can definitely open walnuts with bare hands, right?

And it's a terrible time now!

In this kind of time when everyone is in class, no one will come to my rescue......

Actually, if you want to ask why it has become the way it is, I probably have a guess in my mind now. It might be a long story to talk about, so I'll keep it as short as possible.

My name is Wang Liang, and my original name is Wang Tianliang. Originally, there was a bastard dad named Wang Fugui, an old liar who opened an antique shop and often bluffed people with fakes, and his mother ...... I can't remember. Anyway, I got divorced a long time ago and I don't know where I went, I never came back, and I didn't ask my bastard dad for money. If it's not mixing well now, it's dead......

Just four years ago, that bastard dad of mine suddenly burped due to alcohol poisoning. Because this old man had no relatives or friends, I was very lucky to escape the catastrophe, and I didn't have to worry about being divided by my relatives and forced to be sent to an orphanage.

Then, when I had nothing to do, I occasionally took out the ancient books in the store and studied them, and after testing them according to the so-called method of becoming immortals, I actually succeeded!

In other words, I am now an immortal.

It's just that because I used the so-called autopsy method to become an immortal, in other people's cognition, I am already dead.

Wang Tianliang died, that is, the "boy surnamed Wang who stayed up all night and died suddenly" in the news a while ago. But "I" am alive. Of course, I can't continue to live under the name Wang Tianliang, so I used these spells I learned in the book to make a fake identity, as Wang Tianliang's twin brother Wang Liang, I can continue to exist in the perception of others.

Wouldn't it be nice that I could not only appear in front of others normally, but also inherit the antique shop left by that bastard father?

After that, I wanted to have fun and experience campus life that I had barely enjoyed before, and expand the industry by the way. So he casually transferred to a local high school as a transfer student.

Then it was the day after the transfer, after this afternoon's PE class. I was called to the warehouse by this teacher to help pack up the equipment, but as soon as I entered the door, I was grabbed by the backhand and pressed my arm to the ground, and by the time I reacted, I was already in a state of being tied.

It seems that this teacher is different from the others, and can perceive that I am not a normal human being, so he specially called me here at this time period.

But I'm really not a youkai!

"@%!#@!%¥!(I'll call the police if I don't let go again!)"

It seems that he didn't hear what I was saying, and this guy was finally willing to let go. Really, if you pinch it for a while, I'm afraid your jaw will fall off.

But since this person knows about the existence of youkai, then my identity should be easier to explain.

"I'm really not a youkai......"

"Shut up! No, how can there be no breath of a living person on the monster? Say, what are you? Is it a zombie or a fox?"

The conversation was interrupted one after another, even if it was a clay man, there were three points of fire!

"I say, you're sick in the head, aren't you?

"What about talking with your mouth shut?"

Although the voice changed, I could be sure that it was coming from the direction in front of me, and I really didn't open my mouth to speak. Could it be that this is the legendary ventriloquism?

You're so versatile!

I didn't expect this woman to be so sharp-tongued, and I couldn't beat her in terms of speech.

Then don't fight with her for any verbal gains, hurry up!

"Did you hear what people say? I didn't say I was human, but I really wasn't a monster, I was an immortal! Do you know immortals? The kind that is immortal and flies to the heavens and the earth?"

I thought that telling the truth would solve this problem, but why is this woman so brainless?

"Oh, immortals? What kind of immortals? Yellow skin or hedgehog? On our side, if you are an animal, you dare to say that you are an immortal, what kind of immortal are you?"

This guy, it seems that he can't give her a good taste!

I don't need you! I'll untie this broken rope myself!

Turning into my original form, I directly used a retreat technique to break free from the rope and reveal my side as an immortal.

I've got to let you see what the "majesty of the immortals" is!

"I am the Red Heavenly Monarch!"

The face of the boy, with white hair fluttering, dressed in a black background and gold thread silk robe, stepping on purple and gold boots, a copper-billed cigarette gun hanging from his waist, holding a red paper umbrella, and holding a red sky above his head!

After all, if you're wearing a student's sportswear and sneakers, you can't tell others that you're an immortal, even if you're holding a red umbrella, are you?

It's not like an immortal at all, the other party won't come to you even if there is something, after all, if that's the case...... No matter how you look at it, it gives people a feeling of unreliability, doesn't it?

Sure enough, it was right to deliberately get such a dress! Although there may be some fakes in it, that bastard dad still left a lot of good things for himself.

The aura has been laid out, how is it? Are you scared? Do you feel like you want to bow down and worship? Come on, mortal! Come and worship me, praise me, and then ask me!

"It's finally in its original form, youkai!"

"Huh?"

How is it windy?

Fortunately, I reacted quickly, and if I hadn't put the umbrella in time to hold it, the punch would have hit me in the face. It's not a joke! What kind of fist is this? This punch can knock out the engine of a car!

"What are you doing! I'm an immortal! Can't you see it? I'm an immortal!"

"Immortals, where are there so many immortals in this world? Demons!

How is this development different from what I thought?

If it doesn't make sense, then you can only get serious!

I stepped back and distanced myself, and at the moment when the opponent's fist came immediately, I reached out and pointed at her, and shouted:

"Definitely!"

Li Wen, who rushed over with a fist, was just given by me, her body was motionless, and she maintained a forward posture and fixed there, her eyes were full of incredulity.

This world is really more reliable than magic!

"Ahem, although you are rude to me, but Xiaoxian I am magnanimous, and I will set you here for a few hours to reflect on. Be sure not to do it again in the future. Then I'm leaving~!"

"You come back to me!"

The voice is a little urn-like, but think about it, there is no way to open your mouth to speak, you can only use ventriloquism, and the voice will definitely not be too right.

But who cares about you!

Just then, the phone in my pocket vibrated and an email arrived in my mailbox.

That's great! Business is coming!

Bowing to Li Wen, who couldn't move, was counted as farewell, and by the way, I also sold her a smile.

"Xiaoxian still has something to do, so don't pass here, goodbye~"

With the umbrella open and overhead, I left the sports warehouse where I had suffered so much, ready to meet my first client.

I don't know what kind of person it is?