Chapter 420: Clichés
Qiuqiu lowered her head and was silent for a while, and said, "We do have another guest, and I really don't want Ah Yao to see his appearance, but I am also for Ah Yao's good."
That person is not an easy person to show up, and those who see his true face will not end well, many of them are directly scattered, and they don't even have a chance to be ghosts.
That's why I deliberately let my snake confuse Ah Yao, and made the snake act like a threatened Ah Yao, so that when he came, Ah Yao was like a puppet and wouldn't offend him. ”
I said, "I believe what you said, you like Brother Yao so much, naturally you will think about him."
But what about your officiant? After a while, you will be married, are you also planning to confuse the officiant? Can that still help you get married? ”
"This ......" Qiuqiu was speechless.
I said, "If I'm not mistaken, it's that person's idea to let the village chief preside over the marriage."
He fulfilled your relationship with Brother Yao, and you helped him deceive the village chief. ”
Qiuqiu said: "He promised me that he would not hurt the village chief, so I agreed to help him find the village chief, I really have no intention of harming others." ”
Now that things are generally clear, I originally planned to persuade Brother Yao not to marry this female ghost first, but now, I have changed my mind again, Brother Yao's danger, not overnight, whether he will be with this female ghost or not, it is not bad for this wedding.
If he wants to worship the church, let him worship the church, if he wants to marry a wife, let him marry, as long as he doesn't have a cave room, his yang energy will not be consumed so quickly.
What's more, now that I, a person with a heaven and earth lock, I can help him a little.
Although I haven't studied this Heaven and Earth Lock too much, I can now use a limited part of the power of the Heaven and Earth Lock.
At least I can lock Brother Yao's Yang Qi and Qiuqiu's Yin Qi first, so that they don't consume each other.
Now, I want to meet the person behind Qiuqiu, and I want to know what he wants to do when he throws such a big smoke bomb as Qiuqiu and asks the village chief to come out with such a twist.
When I had this thought, I scared myself, such a risk-taking, is this my usual style of doing things?
When I encountered danger before, wasn't the first thing I thought about was to quickly turn around and run? I really can't run, so I can barely cope with a few tricks, how can I plan to face the difficulties this time?
Is this time more important than usual? Not really. Could it be that the experience of this period of time has made me no longer the same person I used to be, not only slowly began to control the awakened power in my body, but even my personality began to change?
Perhaps, this is really the case, but this change was not even expected by myself.
I said, "I've been the village chief for so many years, and I haven't done anything wrong, since he wants to see me, then let him see me, and I'm not afraid of him, I really don't believe what he can do to me." ”
Brother Yao was stunned for a moment, but when he saw that my eyes were looking at the other three ghosts, he understood what I meant.
After I met with them, Brother Yao did call me Yan Hui all the time, but I didn't say that I was not the village chief.
These three ghosts and three demons are the slaves of the real boss, and what I mean by this is to tell Brother Yao and Qiuqiu that I am going to pretend to be the village chief.
Brother Yao only wants to marry Qiuqiu now, and doesn't care about anything else, so although they are a little surprised that I am going to pretend to be the village chief, they don't say anything.
Brother Yao also said with a smile: "Then the wedding of the two of us, there will be Village Chief Lao." ”
I said, "You're welcome, when the last guest arrives, our wedding should begin, right?" ”
A ghost who had been standing silently next to him said: "That's natural, although the bride and groom and the officiant are here, but they must wait until that one comes before the wedding can begin." ”
I slowly walked up to the ghost, looked at him with a half-smile, and said, "Brother, you haven't been dead for a long time, right?" How did he die? Why don't you honestly go to the underworld after you die? You wander around the world like this, you don't follow the rules, you know? ”
The ghost snorted and said, "I just don't want to go to the underworld, what can you do to me, if you are not satisfied, you tell the one behind me." ”
I said, "I won't go to the one behind you, but before he comes, I'll come to you and say that I will bully you when your master is away, right?" Have an opinion, are you hitting me? ”
The ghost said, "If it weren't for my master's need to ask you, I'd have torn you up right now." ”
I said, "Really? Is there something your master wants to ask me? ”
The ghost snorted and said, "How can I know about the master's affairs?" ”
I deliberately said, "It seems that your master doesn't trust you very much, and he won't tell you anything." What kind of slave are you to your master? Being assigned to this kind of place to keep an eye on you doesn't think it's a favor. I've never seen a cronie send a ghost out into the rubble for such a dangerous and pointless task. ”
The ghost sneered: "You don't know anything about the situation, and you just want to sow discord, then you might as well make it reasonable, you are full of nonsense, do you think it's useful?" ”
I smiled without changing my face and said, "Oh, so, I guessed wrong?" Are you actually your boss's cronies? I'm very important to you, that's why he sent you to see me, didn't he? ”
The ghost said: "Nonsense, if it weren't for the boss looking for you for something important, do you think I would be here looking at something annoying like you?" ”
I pretended to be disdainful and said, "Blow you, what am I doing, don't I know, I don't have a magic weapon, and I don't have intelligence, what important things can you demons and monsters do to find me?" It's not like checking the household registration of our village to see which family has died, so why don't you hurry over and catch the ghost and replenish your strength? ”
Ghost said: "The more you talk about it, the more ridiculous it becomes, we raise ghosts, and we are extremely strict with our souls, how can we just catch a dead ghost and enter our gourd?" If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense here, so as not to be embarrassed. ”
I said, "Am I ashamed?" How do I not think? I feel good. By the way, what is your gourd like, is it all kinds of colors, and there are small patterns carved on it.
If I'm not mistaken, your master is not a big ghost, but a living man, who usually puts you in a gourd.
You're from Dragon City, what's the weather like over there? It shouldn't be as good as this one.
Look at my brain, how can I forget this, you live in a gourd, you usually can't go out and wander around casually, you must not know the weather. Sorry, sorry.
Is there a big place in your gourd? Is there a ghost living in a gourd, or is there several people living in a gourd? Will the ghosts who live in the same gourd fight?
Do you have any other time to work than work? You must be drinking blood, right? One drop a day, huh? Is it a young man who fed your blood, or is it a bad old man in his hundreds?
By the way, I know a big-headed ghost baby, who died on his first birthday, although he is a child ghost, but the ghost body is bigger than yours, I have some relationship with him, I don't know if you recognize him?
Some time ago, something happened to him and he was detained by the city god of the lotus pond, and I originally planned to help him find a relationship and dredge it, but then things were busy, so it was delayed, and I don't know how he is now.
If he hasn't come out yet, I can help him intercede with Lord Chenghuang, I'm helping Lord Chenghuang catch ghosts now, and it's a little bit of face in his old man's house, if you need to, I can help you go and talk to the next one.
But I'll talk about it first, if you need gifts and dots on the City God's side, you have to come out of the things yourself, I will help you run errands at most, and you must know my feelings. ”
When I said the first half, the more I said that ghost's face became darker, and I could feel that I had guessed all these things, they were indeed ghosts raised by the ghost path of Dragon City.
And when I talked about the big-headed ghost baby, he was obviously a little distracted, and he didn't feel that he cared about the big-headed ghost baby.