Chapter 437: Busking
Early in the morning.
Xiao Yun thought he was standing in a very open place, with no vendors on either side, but two rows of shelves with knives, guns, sticks, and snow-white towels hanging on the shelves.
There are two stone locks under the shelves, and it is estimated that there are about 100 catties.
"Take a walk, take a look, the big hero who punched the evil dog, the ancestral Shaolin school boxing method is invincible, and he can kill a big evil dog with one fist!"
"Don't miss it!"
"The world's number one hero is here to practice boxing!"
A group of children boasted that Xiaoyun was in the sky and not in the ground, which really attracted many onlookers.
"Uh...... Brother, I am tired of asking, aren't the monks of Shaolin Temple cut off from the red dust, have no wives and no children? Why did you learn the ancestral boxing technique.......
Xiaoyun wiped the sweat from his forehead and explained, "I...... I am a lay disciple of Shaolin. ”
"Oh, I see. I've heard that you can kill a dog that big with one punch, is it true? ”
The man made a gesture and spread his hands wide, and he looked like a tiger, leopard, lion and wolf instead of a dog.
Xiaoyun waved his hand and smiled: "It's not a dog that is so big." But it doesn't matter, I've killed even tigers with my bare hands! ”
He didn't say this to brag, a long time ago, before his martial arts were completed, he had killed the tiger with his bare hands in the dark room.
"Yo! Then I'm going to take a look, kill the tiger with my bare hands, I don't think those disciples of the Emei faction can't do it, you are really good! ”
Many people are like this, if you are modest, he will look down on you and despise you. If you blow harder, he will mock you again, and wait to see your jokes.
It seems that they have never weighed who they are, they don't spend a penny, they don't commit any danger, they just want to see the "peerless martial arts" performed, I'm afraid even Xie Xiaofeng doesn't dare to have this kind of extravagant hope.
Call!
Seeing that more and more people gathered, Xiaoyun split the air is a punch, of course this punch did not contain internal force, but it also hit the tiger and the air was vigorous.
"Oops, that's a lot of strength!"
Someone shouted hello.
However, as Xiaoyun gradually went down, someone also spoke: "I heard that Shaolin's boxing is fierce and powerful, why is he so fancy?" ”
The boxing technique taught by the unknown master was originally different from the usual "Luohan Fuhu Boxing", and it was more dexterous.
"Haha, after all, he is not a senior monk practicing in Shaolin Temple, and his level is poor, which is normal!"
"Since his level is poor, why do he still come to the street to show ugliness, we might as well go directly to the temple and watch the monk box!"
“......”
Someone talked, someone accosted, and it couldn't stop saying a word.
Xiao Yun finished a set of punches, but the two who spoke were still chatting.
"Hey, this punch is good, I'm afraid I haven't eaten enough! Hahahaha! ”
Xiao Yun suddenly stopped, and arched his hand at the two of them: "I don't know what the two of you have about martial arts, but you want to teach you a lesson or two?" ”
One of them immediately shut up, but the other said, "What's wrong?" Don't you let people say that your punching skills are not good? ”
Xiaoyun said: "I just thought that Your Excellency was also a master of the rivers and lakes. ”
"Yes, yes, you're so knowledgeable, why don't you just go up and try it!"
"If you are not convinced, you will fight!"
Of course, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement, and they have picked it up.
The man blushed and said loudly, "What fight?" Do I have to be a chef to be able to cook a dish if I judge whether it is good or not? ”
He was right, there was no problem, not bad at all.
Xiaoyun said: "Gourmets don't have to be able to cook by themselves, and connoisseurs don't have to go to the competition in person." ”
"It's just that people who can't even read words are disgusted that the Analects is not profound, which is really a bit excessive."
The man was annoyed and said, "I...... I haven't eaten pork, and I should have seen a pig run, your boxing skills are not as good as the Shaolin monks, although I don't know much, but you can see it at a glance! ”
Xiaoyun suddenly didn't refute him, but stood quietly in place, without saying a word.
He clasped his hands together and hung his head, but suddenly entered a state of deep contemplation.
The passer-by saw that he no longer fought back, and even intensified: "You were just annoyed and angry when I pointed out the shortcomings of boxing, and talked nonsense, I think you are a charlatan, grandstanding, don't ...... everyone"
The little girl who had been next to her couldn't listen anymore, and opened her mouth and said: "No, no, big brother, he is really, very powerful, I saw him with my own eyes and ....... it."
At this moment, the crowd was suddenly pushed away, interrupting all conversations, and a group of catchers came over.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, the public is doing things, and there is no responsibility for accidental injuries!"
"Get out of the way!"
After some pushing and retreating, five or six catchers finally stood in front of Xiaoyun.
One of the people wearing a big head-catcher hat held his stomach, patted his waist, and said, "The black southwest mastiff of my county magistrate's grandmother was killed by you?" ”
His voice was loud, but Xiaoyun didn't respond.
It wasn't until someone stepped forward and pushed Xiaoyun that Xiaoyun realized that something was wrong.
Xiao Yun frowned and said, "Black Southwest Mastiff? If you're talking about the vicious dog that hurts people, then I killed you! ”
The catcher who spoke looked at the big stone locks and all kinds of knives and guns on the side, and his heart was a little stunned, so he asked again: "Let's catch and work quickly, and we also need human and material evidence." So, tell me how you killed that evil ...... Oh no, it's the Southwest Mastiff? ”
Xiao Yun waved his fist and said, "Hit it to death with your fist!" ”
The head catcher smacked his tongue and said, "With a fist? You demonstrate it again, let me see? ”
When he said this, he couldn't help but feel a little proud, he looked at Xiaoyun's posture, and knew that he must not be easy to mess with; So he deliberately let Xiaoyun punch first, and when the time comes, whether it will be strong or weak, he has an estimate in his heart.
He has been doing this business for more than ten years, and he has a good habit of being cautious, so he barely managed to get into the position of the head catcher today, and he can be regarded as a bit of a routine in doing things.
Xiaoyun shook his head and said, "Do you want to see it?" Not anymore. ”
The head catcher said: "Why not? Do you want a reward? Haha, I'll give it to you. ”
He touched his pocket, accidentally took out a few silver tickets, immediately blushed again, and quickly stuffed the silver tickets back in front of everyone.
"Ahem...... If any of you throws a few copper plates over, we are not arresting people indiscriminately, but we have to see ........."
Xiao Yun suddenly interrupted him and said, "It's not the reason for the reward, it's that I've forgotten how to fight that set of punches just now." ”
The head catcher stretched out his head, stunned on the spot, and wondered: "Forgot? ”
Xiaoyun nodded very seriously: "Yes, I forgot." But I remember some other punches, and if you want to see them, I can show them to you, but then you have to pay for them. ”
"Hahahaha!"
Passers-by laughed loudly: "Forgot the boxing technique you just fought?" Are you all fools when you are an official? ”
Xiaoyun said: "I really forgot. ”
Passers-by: "The official is very bad, his boxing skills are very bad, and he doesn't dare to take it out and show his ugliness in front of the old man, you beat him, and keep him obediently summoning all the crimes." ”
Passers-by and Xiaoyun are just one side, and there was a little dispute, but unexpectedly, he wanted to trap Xiaoyun in a difficult situation, this kind of viciousness is really difficult to describe in words.
The head catcher frowned, looked back and forth at Xiaoyun several times, and then withdrew his gaze and smiled at passers-by.
"So if you hit someone, you can make people tell you about your crimes?"
Passers-by could tell that something was wrong with his words, but they didn't know what was wrong.
Before he could react, the head catcher said: "Come on, escort this person back to the yamen, torture him well, and see if he says he will tell his crime!" ”
The head catcher put his hands on his waist, raised his head, and was majestic.
"If he speaks of sin, he will be executed according to the law; If after the torture, he still doesn't say it...... Hmph, then it is a deception to catch the head, and the crime is added to the first! ”
After that, a group of catchers stared at each other, so they had to obey the order and escort the passerby away.
"Lord Headcatcher....... This, how do we go back and explain to the county grandma......"
"Stupid, do you know that there was a person who made a big fuss in Liufu before, the one named Xiaoyun?"
"Ah, is this the ......?"
"I just said that he is a little familiar, he is the portrait of the little cloud we were looking for! Thankfully, I finally remembered......."
"Even the masters of the Hainan Sword Sect are not opponents, didn't we go to death in vain! This person is really hateful, and he is still on the side for us to provoke ......"
A group of catchers whispered, kicking passers-by in the ass from time to time, and then gradually walked away.
Only passers-by were still shouting all the way.
"My lord, I was wronged!"