Chapter 55: The Night's Relic
Updated: 2013-05-28
When he opened his eyes again, Lu Mengjian suddenly found that there was a soft piece under him, and behind him was like a stove, roasting warmly, Lu Mengjian was deeply puzzled, thinking, didn't he sleep on the cold floor last night, how did this floor suddenly become so comfortable, and he thought about looking behind him.
In a blink of an eye, he saw Lin Daimo facing him, his face was flushed, his eyes were closed tightly, and his brows were furrowed as if he was enduring great pain.
Lu Mengjian quietly lifted the quilt and found that there was not a single piece of clothing on his body, so he breathed a long sigh of relief, "It seems that this cold-faced person still has a conscience, and he carried me to the 'bed' while I was asleep, but this person really has a fight with Yanagi Megumi, and he wants me to be a man......"
This car was crooked, and suddenly the breathing behind him became more and more rapid, and the warm air flow sprayed on Lu Mengjian's neck, tickling his hair and tickling people, Lu Mengjian was curious in his heart, turned over slightly, and squinted his eyes to look at it.
I don't know what Lin Daimo saw in his dream, his face turned red, his expression was half painful and half joyful, and even his body was trembling slightly, so it lasted for a long time, and his rapid breathing was accompanied by a thick warmth, which made Lu Mengjian feel sleepy.
Just when Lu Mengjian hesitated whether to wake up the person next to him, suddenly, Lin Daimo suddenly shook his body, suddenly woke up, and then breathed a long sigh of relief, and slowly opened his eyes.
Lin Daimo was obviously startled when he opened his eyes and saw the 'woman' sleeping next to the pillow, and then a circle of red 'tide' appeared on his face shyly, and he gently moved his body out to the side of the 'bed', seeing that Lu Mengjian had not woken up yet, he gently got off the 'bed' with confidence, walked to the cabinet containing the clothes with a half-hunched body, and found a piece of obscene 'pants' to change into, and saw that it was still dark outside, so he returned to the 'bed' to lie down.
All this was seen by Lu Mengjian, but he didn't think much about it at the time, and when he saw that Lin Daimo was deliberately lying on the edge of the 'bed' away from him, he deliberately 'teased' him. So he pretended to be asleep and turned over a few times, and rolled to Lin Daimo's hand, saying that it was a coincidence that Lu Mengjian's right hand happened to fall on Lin Daimo's left palm, and his head was leaning diagonally on the person's shoulder, and the posture was extremely ambiguous.
Lin Daimo's left hand trembled slightly, and he wanted to 'withdraw' his hand back, but that hand seemed to have magical power, so that he couldn't bear to let go, and he didn't dare to move as if he was afraid of disturbing people's dreams.
As a result, Lu Mengjian became more and more arrogant, and kept leaning on Lin Daimo. Lu Mengjian was one point closer, and Lin Daimo moved one point outward, and then the whole person hung directly on the edge of the 'bed', but the 'girl' next to him still didn't give up, and leaned straight on the person.
With a "plop", Lin Daimo finally couldn't support the fall of the 'bed', and the quilt with the 'bed' and 'flowers' fell under the 'bed', as well as the 'girl' who kept leaning on himself without knowing what to do! The two of them fell to the ground like arhats, although there was a quilt under them, Lin Daimo was still hurt by the fall, and the weight of the 'woman' on his body was still bearing, so he grinned in pain.
Lu Mengjian wanted to tease this cold-faced man, but he just wanted to see Lin Daimo's appearance, but he didn't expect to put himself in, and he fell on Lin Daimo after being rolled up by the quilt. This will lie on Lin Daimo's body and rejoice, but he was violently pushed away.
"What's the matter with you's 'woman', stay away from me, why is it okay to meet you!" Lin Daimo stood up wrapped in the quilt, looked at the ignorant 'woman' on the ground, and when he thought about the scene just now, he thought of the dream in the night, and his heart was very uncomfortable, but it seemed that he had been insulted.
"Hey, what's going on, how did I come to your room," Lu Mengjian pretended to be surprised, his arms tightly protected his 'chest', and he took a few steps back.
"My son is not interested in you, don't make yourself look like you're being by that," Lin Daimo returned to the 'bed' coldly, "I don't know who it is, I was frozen in the middle of the night, and I couldn't sleep!" ”
Lin Daimo was embarrassed to say that he heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, and went out to take a look, but saw Lu Mengjian shrunk on his side like a monkey lying on the ground, he planned to close the 'door' directly and ignore it, but he felt unbearable, so he kicked Lu Mengjian with his feet, and wanted to call her to the 'bed' to sleep, but the 'girl' slept like a dead pig and couldn't wake up anyway. Lin Daimo couldn't just bend over and hold Lu Mengjian in his arms, at this time Lu Mengjian was already cold, and he naturally snuggled up to the warmth that came from his body.
Finally pushed the 'girl' who was stuck to his body like a dog's skin plaster 'medicine' to the side, Lin Daimo was already so tired that he was sweating profusely, and just as he was about to sleep, the 'girl' leaned over again. After tossing for a long time, Lin Daimo fell asleep, but he didn't expect to see her again in his dream......
"Come on, I think you just like the beauty of this girl," Lu Mengjian jumped on the 'bed', pulled the quilt over his body, and after this toss, his body that had finally warmed up was frozen again, and he immediately sneezed with a chill on his body.
"It's really a report in the present world," Lin Daimo snorted coldly and turned his back, and added angrily, "Just your 'color', and you don't look in the mirror, I think even a pig can beat you by a few points." ”
"As the saying goes, marry a 'chicken' and marry a dog with a 'chicken', so it seems that I am really fortunate to marry a pig, Amitabha, thank God didn't let me marry a mad dog that bites people everywhere." As he spoke, Lu Mengjian clasped his hands together, and a victory smile rose at the corner of his mouth.
Lin Daimo lifted a stone and shot himself in the foot, sulking and keeping silent. Without an opponent, Lu Mengjian also felt bored, and after lying quietly for a while, he felt dizzy, and then closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Early this morning, the sky was still cloudy, and it was 'overcast' and refused to clear. Liu's mother got up early in the morning to sweep and clean up, and prepared breakfast, but she didn't see the little husband and wife get up from the bed, so she had to cover the rice and put it on the table, and still went back to her room to do needlework.
After tossing for half a night last night, Lu Mengjian woke up and felt dizzy and stuffy, and half-asleep and half-awake nested on the 'bed' for half an hour before forcing himself to lift the quilt. Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned over, he found that Lin Daimo was sleeping peacefully next to him with his face, so he cautiously stepped out of the 'bed' and found a pair of shoes and pulled them on his feet first, and went to the 'door' to pick up his clothes and put them on his body.
There are very few ornaments in the room, but they are also placed in an orderly manner and cleaned up, and Lu Mengjian feels comfortable when he sees it. After cleaning up, Lu Mengjian casually put his bag of clothes on the wooden cabinet containing the clothes, and turned his head to see a pair of obscene 'pants' thrown on the ground, presumably someone accidentally fell to the ground when he picked up the clothes, so he bent down and picked them up and held them in his hand.
"Don't move, throw it away, throw it away!" Lin Daimo exclaimed, startling Lu Mengjian. In fact, when Lu Mengjian got out of the 'bed', he had already woken up, but he still closed his eyes and pretended to sleep in order to avoid another quarrel, but who knew that this 'girl' didn't know how to pick up the obscene 'pants' that he threw on the ground.
"What are you talking about in shock, isn't it just a pair of 'pants', how dirty it is to throw it on the ground," Lu Mengjian glanced back with disgust, and was just about to put it on the wooden cabinet on the side, but after thinking about it, he felt wrong, so he took it in his hand again, "Lin Gongzi, you are so nervous about this pair of 'pants', shouldn't you accidentally 'pee' and 'bed' at night?" ”
Lu Mengjian said and covered his nose with one hand, pinching the foot of his 'trousers' with two fingers to look at it.
"Men's things, what are you looking at!" Lin Daimo's face turned red instantly, and he rushed off the 'bed' with lightning speed, snatching the obscene 'pants' into his hand, who knew that he happened to wet a piece of the crotch of the 'pants' and 'exposed' it outside, Lu Meng's notebook smiled and wanted to make fun of it, and when he saw the traces on the 'pants', he immediately understood the reason why Lin Daimo was nervous.
"Look at you nervous, this is all a normal physiological phenomenon, there is nothing that you can't see," Lu Mengjian said calmly with the demeanor of an eldest sister who had eaten white rice for a few years more than Lin Daimo, but she forgot that she was just a teenage 'girl' at the moment.
Lin Daimo was dumbfounded, staring at Lu Mengjian and looking at it, "You, how do you know!" ”
"It's ridiculous, it's all common sense," although Lu Mengjian has lived a single aristocratic life for more than 20 years, no matter how bad it is, she also read through the knowledge of men and women and 'sexuality' in physiology textbooks several times in middle school, and these common senses have naturally been familiar with it in her heart, "Normal men will be like this, these have been learned a long time ago!" ”
Lu Mengjian only cared about snickering at the ignorance of the ancients, but as soon as he was careless, he said it out of his mouth, and when he saw Lin Daimo's stunned expression, it was too late to regret it.
"Indecent, shameless!" Lin Daimo stood in shock for a long time before he squeezed out these words from between his teeth, slammed his profane pants on the ground, and brushed his sleeves away. In the medical books he checked before, although this was also explained in this way, but today from the mouth of this 'woman', he has an inexplicable anger, as if his uncleanness has been analyzed in public, and now he can't wait to tear the tent to wrap himself and bury all those filths in the invisible darkness, not to mention, this filth is because of Lu Meng's note, if she hadn't broken into her dream, how could there be today's embarrassment! The more Lin Daimo thought about it, the more he hated, and he couldn't wait to immediately expel Lu Mengjian directly from the house.
However, Lu Mengjian couldn't understand Lin Daimo's mood, she looked at the back of the man who left angrily, shrugged helplessly, picked up the 'pants', and pressed them into the basin in the courtyard.
"Ouch, less 'milk' and 'milk', how can you do it yourself, just let me come," Liu's mother saw it from a distance, ran to her with small steps, rolled up her sleeves and was about to start, but was pulled by Lu Mengjian.
"Mother Liu, this is his clothes, I'll wash them, you've been busy all morning, go back to your room to rest and rest," Lu Mengjian said this, and Mother Liu understood what "he" meant, thinking that the little couple is so affectionate, and it's not easy for them to 'intervene'. She was scared out of half of her soul by Lu Mengjian last night, and she still had a mustard in her heart, although she respectfully called Shao 'milk' and 'milk' in her mouth, she couldn't wait to demote this 'girl' out of the house 'door' in private. But now seeing that she cherishes the young master so much, and even has to scrub her clothes by hand, her impression has changed, so she returned to the room with a few words.