Chapter Twenty-Nine: Don't Go After School
When they woke up, the Master was gone.
Wang Qian: "Yuanfan blocked the back door, and I would like to block the front door." Quick, don't even think about slipping away today! "Hands crackled.
Poor Wan Jinyan was hit by Zhu Zhen, and the whole person was stuck on the door, but he still held the crack of the door and didn't let people take advantage of it.
"Good words, handsome words, let me go out, I still have urgent things to do when I go home!" Zhu Zhen pulled desperately and begged for help.
"Ouch, you just stay honest, what's the hurry? Can't wait? Wan Jinyan took a firm stand.
"Little Ancestor, I'll call you Ancestor, right? Can you have a little classmates love? Zhu Zhen continued to know and reason, and moved with emotion.
Wan Jinyan: "Little fatty, don't struggle, let's take a break, there will be a vicious battle later." ”
"You! Hmph, Wang Qian's dog legs! Zhu Zhen let go, retreated, didn't stand firmly, fell down, and pressed the black pressure behind him.
"Dead fatty, hurry up, Wang Qian hasn't made a move yet, you just want to crush us in advance, right?" The suppressed classmates complained.
"Hahahaha, your posture is quite novel, hey, hey, little fat, don't get up, how good it is, it's like stacking Arhats...... "Wang Qian stepped on Zhu Zhen's chest who was trying to get up, and everyone was suddenly pressed to the point where there was only breath out but no breath in.
"Auntie, count... Count us in... Please... Put... Too small... Jiang Shike, who was caught in the middle, begged for mercy with difficulty, above him was Zhu Zhen, and the two blows just now really moved his internal organs.
"Ah Qian, you raise your noble feet and let us go, I really can't hold it back!" Zhu Zhen's face turned red.
Wang Qian's feet not only did not loosen, but also added a little force, she approached Zhu Zhen with bad intentions, and put her elbow on her thigh: "What did you just say?" I can't hold it back. ”
Zhu Zhen: "Ouch aunt grandma, people have three urgencies, ahhhhh
Poof, there was a loud bang, and then an indescribable smell spread out, inevitably burrowing into everyone's nostrils.
"Ahhh
"It stinks, it's going to die......"
"What the hell are you eating, fat man, farting stinks so much!"
Wang Qian pulled Wan Jinyan away and drilled out along the gap, Wan Jinyan also hurriedly ran out, Zhao Zhiyi slipped out of the back door as early as the loud noise, and Qin Yuanfan followed closely behind.
As a result, half of the students slipped out of the wide open back door, and Jiang Shike, who couldn't bear it anymore, pushed Zhu Zhen out with all his might, and the rest fled in a hurry. For a while, there were only four people left in the front yard: Wang Qian, Qin Yuanfan, Wan Jinyan and Zhao Zhiyi.
After Wang Qian took a few deep breaths of fresh air, he stomped his feet again and again, and said viciously: "Zhu Zhen is dead!" ”
Zhao Zhiyi, Qin Yuanfan and Wan Jinyan glanced at each other, and they all held back their laughter, holding back their laughter so much that their chests hurt.
Zhao Zhiyi: "Ah Qian, you can't blame Xiaochubby, people say that you are in a hurry, you still step on it hard, and you have stepped on it without a fart?" ”
"Hahahaha......" Wan Jinyan and Qin Yuanfan couldn't help it, and immediately broke their work after hearing Zhiyi's words.
Wang Qian: "You! You still dare to help him speak, the feelings you just slipped away quickly, and you were not smoked. The dead fat man must be eating indiscriminately, and that fart is poisonous! ”
"Ouch hahahaha...... Wan Jinyan laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, "I haven't heard of poisonous farts yet, hahahaha." But it really can't stink anymore, I hate to cut my nose off the spot! ”
Qin Yuanfan had already held back at this moment, and he faced Wang Qian: "Ah Qian, you are prejudiced against fat people!" He pursed his lips as he spoke, with an aggrieved expression.
Seeing that Wang Qian was so angry that he rolled his eyes: "When did I have prejudice against fat people, don't you know Zhu Zhen, a foodie?" When we first came to Yancang Academy, Zhu Zhen was so thin, and then his father's business got better and better, and he ate hard, he was different from you before, he ate all the meat on his body one by one, and sooner or later he would have to die of fat, hum! ”
Qin Yuanfan nodded: "I really can't let him go, I have to go to Uncle Zhu and let him control Zhu Zhen's diet, and it is best to practice martial arts with me every day, so that he can practice his body better." ”
Wan Jinyan slapped Qin Yuanfan's shoulder with a palm: "You should have as strong perseverance as you, you have trained from a big fat man to such a strong man." ”
Zhao Zhiyi also walked over with a smile: "Hello strong man, it's okay for you to let Zhu Zhen follow you to lose weight, but you still respect his personal opinion first, maybe he is willing to be fat all the time." ”
Wang Qian giggled non-stop: "Hahaha strong man, this title is really compatible with Yuanfan hahahaha......"
Qin Yuanfan looked at Wang Qian's smiling face, and couldn't take his eyes off it in a daze, only to feel that the smile had been carved into his heart, swollen and numb.
Wang Qian waved his little hand in front of Qin Yuanfan's eyes: "What's wrong, Yuanfan, I don't like strong men, so let's change it?" ”
She turned her head to look at Zhao Zhiyi and Wan Jinyan: "Zhiyi, Jinyan, what do you say is the best name?" ”
Mmmm......mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
In this way, they brainstormed, trying to find a title that was more suitable for Qin Yuanfan, and made trouble all the way.
Four people traveled, three words, as always, with the passage of time, the years are quiet.
In the blink of an eye, it was the beginning of summer, the sun was blazing, and the trees were shady. Pedestrians on Bian'an Street have changed into single clothes, and most of the women are wearing light-colored skirts and transparent tulle, which is cool and comfortable. There are also some women in the red dust, wearing only peony color vests in the tulle, showing their necks and opening their chests, faintly and faintly, so they are not romantic, which is in response to the sentence "The garden is full of spring and can't be closed, and a red apricot comes out of the wall".
"Cousin, today our academy has a Keju competition with your Guozixue, do you want to participate with me?" Wang Qian said excitedly to Ye Liangchen.
It was very hot at noon, and Ye specially instructed his subordinates to arrange lunch in a pavilion by the stream in the backyard, and called out Ye Liangchen, who had been studying hard since he arrived in Bianliang.
Ye Shi sandwiched another piece of braised pork for Ye Liangchen: "Chen'er, you eat more, you see how much weight you have lost recently, it's a good thing to work hard, but the body is also very important, you know?" ”
Ye Liangchen replied respectfully: "Auntie, don't worry, I know." ”
Wang Qian saw that Ye Liangchen ignored him, and hurriedly pulled his sleeve: "Cousin, you are bored in the house every day, no matter how well you eat, you have to go out for a walk, bask in the sun and blow the wind, so that your body can be healthy!" ”
Wang Zhanping glared at Wang Qian: "Don't make trouble, your cousin is eating, just your thoughts, when no one can see it, you will stay at home honestly for me today!" ”
Wang Qian: "Alas~ I'm suffering from a hard life...... Alas~" The pretended sigh made Ye's, Ye Liangchen and the maids serving on the side laugh for a while.
Wang Qian had no choice but to pick up the chopsticks and continue to eat her braised pork, secretly wondering how to deceive her cousin, how could the Keju competition be without her Wang Qian, wouldn't the audience be disappointed? !