Chapter 165: The Cat in the Wedding Dress
Wan Peng said: "This is certain, there is no free lunch in the world, but how do you need to repay me, I haven't thought of it for a while, and after I think about it, I'll tell you, you can also think about it in advance, and then ask Thirteen what price you want." ”
I said, "Okay, then let's both think slowly, but I also want to ask you first, are you and Ghost Thirteen friends?" I see that when the two of you are together, you can be regarded as having a tacit understanding, why did you start calculating each other after you separated? ”
Wan Peng thought for a moment and said: "It's a friend, in the words of Thirteen, the two of us are people who have crawled back from hell, we still have a common language, and we also have a very good foundation for cooperation, and we can also express our understanding of the extraordinary methods used by each other in extraordinary times."
It's like I tied the remnant soul to your body, and used this to contain Thirteen, so that he had to do his best to protect you at the banquet, didn't he blame me? ”
Well, this statement is just the opposite of what I thought, I thought that Ghost Thirteen was carrying Wan Peng on his back and desperately trying to break the chain, and Wan Peng would be unhappy.
They are all people who have been rolling on the rivers and lakes all year round, and they may really have a different way of doing things than me. Take your time, maybe one day I will become like this, there will not be another 18 years of peace in my life, I have to learn to grow up slowly, maybe it will be better if I get used to it.
Like I was not used to having a woman holding a dog next to my seat at first, but now I am slowly getting used to it?
When I thought that there was a woman holding a dog sitting next to me, I couldn't help but feel that the dog seemed to be too quiet, and there was no movement at all, and there was no barking. I turned my head again to look at the man and dog next to me.
I'll go, what about the dogs? What about people? I didn't stop just now, when did she get out of the car? Could it be that you have changed seats?
I hurriedly asked Wan Peng: "What about the woman sitting here just now, did you see it?" Still holding a pet dog. ”
Wan Peng also took a special look at the seat and said, "I fell asleep, I didn't pay attention, can I still hold the dog in this car?" ”
I was on the left side of that seat, and I immediately asked the person on the right side of the seat, and the man on the right said, "What woman with a dog?" In broad daylight, don't scare people to play, when I got on the bus, there was a man with glasses, and after the man got off the bus, the seat was empty. ”
I asked other people again, and they all said that they didn't see it, and I didn't give up and asked the conductor specifically, but the conductor directly pulled his face down, and asked me not to talk nonsense, she has never let anyone with pets get on the bus, and there is no one in the past, and there is no today, and the car is clean.
I want to say it again, Wan Peng hurriedly grabbed me, apologized to the conductor and said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my classmate's brain is not clear, I don't know what kind of dream I had just now, it's not a time or two to talk nonsense, forgive me, forgive me." ”
The ticketing lady glared at me again, and then turned to Wan Peng and said: "At a young age, I don't study well, I always read messy books, and I think my brain is bad, if I often hallucinate, I can't even tell the difference between dreams and reality, so I should tell his parents quickly, it's better to take him to the hospital for a checkup, or it will be too late if something happens." ”
Wan Peng hurriedly nodded and said: "Yes, yes, I'll tell his parents when I go back, or I'll be dizzy, it doesn't matter if I'm beaten up for talking nonsense one day, in case I hit my head on the head of the car, it will be troublesome." ”
The eldest sister of the ticket seller said: "Isn't that the case, there used to be a child in our village who was like this, often talking nonsense, as soon as he passed by the water, he said that he saw this, he saw that, and then when he washed his face, he stuffed himself in the basin, checked and drowned, and is still in the hospital." ”
When the ticket sales lady talked about this child who almost drowned herself, she also looked at me deliberately, as if if I didn't treat it, I would be the next one to put my head in the basin, which made my face green with anger.
But Wan Peng chatted very speculatively with this ticketing sister, and then the ticketing sister simply sat in Mr. Han's seat and began to chat with Wan Peng. I just sat in the middle of the two of them, the two of them poked their heads out, stretched their necks, and talked very happily across me.
The key to the content of these two people's chats, there are a lot of complaints about me, and then I really couldn't bear it, and proposed that I and Wan Peng change seats, so that the two of them can chat more happily.
As a result, I was reprimanded by the ticketing lady again, telling me that when I take the car, I should fasten my seat belt, and if I need to move, I should wait for the car to stop and then move, so that I can change seats during the driving of the vehicle, in case I bump and make trouble for the driver.
Wan Peng, this bastard, is naturally also helping the ticketing sister, I am so angry in my heart, I can't wait to block my ears.
During the chat between the two of them, Wan Peng also received a message on his mobile phone, which was sent by the evil word Wuji.
"Once it's negotiated, they'll be able to scrape together the money in the evening. Now can you tell me where you are, I'll drive you up. ”
Wan Peng replied: "At half past two in the afternoon, Yongcheng long-distance bus station." Then he showed off to me, "Well, the guests weren't scared away, if they really didn't have any money, they could make it up so quickly?" I just want to play tricks, I've seen a lot of this kind of person. ”
I didn't bother to reason with him, and I said: Maybe people are smashing pots and selling iron, selling houses and selling blood, so they gave you this magic stick to make up the money, and you are not afraid of breaking Yang Shou with this money? However, in front of the ticket sales sister, I didn't say anything, but I looked at the time and found that it was not yet twelve o'clock, the bus was not high-speed, it was very slow, and there were more than two hours to arrive at the station.
Seeing that Wan Peng and the ticketing lady chatted more and more, I simply wore headphones and listened to music and went to sleep very impolitely.
When we got off the bus, someone really came to pick us up, dressed in black, very cool, Wan Peng asked me to call Brother Yao, I called Brother Yao.
Although Brother Yao is cool, his temperament is very easy-going, he patted me and said, "Yan Hui, the god stick often mentions you to me, saying that if you hadn't given him the precious place, he wouldn't have this awesome cultivation." ”
I didn't understand what he meant, so I casually sighed and said, "Brother Yao came very quickly, was he around here before?" ”
Brother Yao said: "How can it be so coincidental, it's just that the magic stick has arrived, why do I have to hurry up to greet him, and I have to point to him to make a fortune." ”
As he spoke, Brother Yao took me to the outside of the station, and after walking for a while, I realized that Wan Peng did not follow the two of us.
Brother Yao said: "Eh, look at my brain, I lost the main owner by picking up someone." ”
Then the two of us hurried back to find Wan Peng, and found that Wan Peng was still chatting with the ticketing lady under the car, and the two of them were holding mobile phones and adding WeChat to each other.
As soon as Brother Yao saw this shot, he immediately took out his mobile phone, and it was a click.
After Wan Peng came over, Brother Yao shook the photo on his mobile phone and said: "I said Shenzhu, you are really capable, it has only been a few days since you turned eighteen, and you have learned to talk to women indiscriminately, don't you think that woman is a little older?" If Sister Huihui sees this photo, then it will be worth it? ”
Wan Peng said with a nonchalant face: "If you have the ability, send it over, and see who Sister Huihui scolds for a while." If you have something to ask me, just tell me, if you have to play this game with me, no one will carry it for you. ”
Brother Yao immediately changed his tone and said: "Look at you, I'm not just joking, why are you still serious, if that woman gets married early, the children are almost as old as us, even if I spread rumors for you, I have to find someone who is about the same." ”
Wan Peng looked at Brother Yao with a smile and said, "I didn't say it seriously, if you have anything to do with me, say it." ”
Brother Yao's car stopped very close, a few steps out of the station, Brother Yao smiled flatteringly, quickly helped the two of us open the door, invited us to get on the car, look at this posture, it is not at all like the enthusiasm and politeness that classmates should have, it is more attentive than serving the boss, I am a little embarrassed, but Wan Peng is calm, just like Brother Yao should serve him like this.
When he got to the car, Wan Peng also looked at it seriously, looked at Brother Yao with a wicked smile and said, "It's very clean, not just to welcome me." ”
Brother Yao smiled embarrassedly and said, "Isn't this the eldest not small, did the family introduce a partner, let me go home on a blind date on Sunday." You also know what the conditions are at home, I originally planned to ask her to meet in the county, and I drove her around, but after cleaning up for a long time, I looked at this broken second-hand car myself. ”
I said, "I don't think you're big, why are you in a hurry?" ”
Brother Yao said: "It's not too young, it's going to be twenty in the New Year, and isn't it not going to school?" In our village, we started blind dates when we didn't go to school, and my conditions were not good, so I had to hurry up and occupy the next one, or I would drop the price even more when I was older. ”
Wan Peng said: "Where are there so many frustrating words, women only drop their prices when they are old, just my Brother Yao's appearance and figure, and I am still worried about not being able to please my wife?" ”
Brother Yao said: "Come on, I still have self-knowledge, and now is no longer the time to look at faces." Do you think that when you were a freshman in high school, that girl cried and shouted that she wanted to marry you, you didn't want to start a family so early, and no one could go to school, so she went to your house to help you serve the old man, because you were good-looking? That's because you have money and ability, if I have your family, I won't worry. ”
This emotion, I said that I was a little uncomfortable, our village basically did not go to school and began to introduce objects, and it is estimated that my mother will be able to show this set next year.
Wan Peng said: "Don't worry, I chatted with the eldest sister all the way just now, there are really a lot of things on her side, you pay attention, if a person with a head like a cat in a wedding dress contacts you, reply quickly, you are probably counting on her when you change cars." ”