59: Dog food
Everyone: "......"
Lin Pei patted Lin Er's shoulder, sighed and said in disappointment, "Rotten wood can't be carved." ”
Yin Xiaoxi's smile at Lin Se instantly froze, and he glared at Lin Er viciously.
Brother, you are really single by strength!
The group came to the Yipin teahouse on the north side, which is the largest teahouse in the capital, with people coming and going, and it is full every day.
I chose a place on the second floor to sit near the fence, and the subordinates of the entourage sat at the next table, which could not only avoid overhearing the conversation of the masters, but also serve and listen to the dispatch at any time.
As soon as everyone sat down, Xiao Er brought the tea to the table, and a few plates of snacks were placed in the middle of the table.
On the stage in front of the downstairs, an old man with a white beard sat behind a table, holding a folding fan with ink landscape paintings in his left hand, and closed it after a few fanning strokes and placed it on the far left side of the table.
Holding the waking wood in his right hand, he "bang", slapped it on the table hard, and began to tell the story like a river.
"Ladies and gentlemen, last time we talked about the Kunlun sword ......"
The storyteller downstairs relied on a mouth and a pot of tea to tell the whole story impassionedly, and exhausted the bloody and bloody wind of the rivers and lakes.
Yin Xiaoxi leaned on the fence with his upper body, listening to it with relish, this is the first time he has heard about a book, he originally thought it was an activity that only the elderly like, but he didn't expect it to be so interesting.
"It would be nice if I also walked in the rivers and lakes."
Lin Er took a sip of tea and snorted coldly, with your skills, I am afraid that you will be slaughtered as soon as you step into the rivers and lakes.
Lin Pei smiled and leaned over to Yin Xiaoxi's side, "Does sister-in-law know martial arts?" ”
Yin Xiaoxi shook his head, "If I could, I wouldn't be pushed into the water." ”
Ruan Qingqiu said with a smile, "I can teach you, although I can't talk about it, but I can still defend myself." ”
Yin Xiaoxi turned his head excitedly, "Really? Is it difficult? ”
Ruan Qingqiu smiled and shook his head, who expected Lin Yi to mend the knife and said, "People have been practicing martial arts since childhood, and they don't think it's difficult, but you may not." ”
Lin Se took a sip of tea and said lightly, "Why envy the rivers and lakes? ”
Yin Xiaoxi peeled the melon seeds on the table, "Walking the rivers and lakes, happy and enmity, how happy." ”
Linther: "Oh? Aren't you happy now? ”
Yin Xiaoxi shook his head, "There are too many things to take into account, and you are constrained." ”
Lin Se put down the teacup, turned around and became serious, and said to Yin Xiaoxi, "There is me...... Ahem, with me, you can do whatever you want, and I will support you. ”
Yin Xiaoxi: "It's okay to be unruly, domineering, and rude?" ”
Lindor nodded, "Then I'll change the rules for you." ”
Yin Xiaoxi: "What if I kill someone by mistake?" ”
Linther: "Then I'll destroy the corpse for you." ”
Everyone: "......"
Is this going farther and farther on the track of the faint king?
Yin Xiaoxi: "The Emperor...... Ahem, husband~"
Yin Xiaoxi's soft and glutinous voice made the emperor feel numb, and several people around him also shivered.
Lin Se clasped Yin Xiaoxi's head with his big hand, and attached himself to her forehead gently, and the people around him cast strange glances.
"It's a sleeve-breaking fetish, isn't it?"
"Today's young people are so bold as to dare to do such shameless things in broad daylight."
"Are you so bold about breaking your sleeves now?"
Yin Xiaoxi listened to the muttering in the hearts of the people around him, and whispered embarrassedly and shyly, "Husband, I am dressed as a man now, others will think you are ......"
Everyone couldn't help but hold back a laugh when they heard this, and they all turned their heads to look at the strange-looking spectators around them.
Lin Se's face was still the same light and breezy face, and the sky was falling down on a trivial matter, and said, "...... So what, my affection for you is well known, so why bother with it. ”
After speaking, he attached himself to Yin Xiaoxi's cochlea and muttered, "I know that you are not a man." ”
This wave of dog food was sprinkled, and the people at the table avoided it one after another, and Lin Pei was even more dissatisfied and said, "Brother, can you take into account the feelings of others a little, I didn't bring a concubine when I went out this time, Qingqiu and the fourth brother are also single, wouldn't you be unfriendly like this?" ”
Instead, Lin Se sprinkled dog food and sprinkled it with reason, "Is it that I won't let you take a concubine, or will I not let the two of them get married?" ”
Lin Se's words made Lin Pei, Lin Er, and Ruan Qingqiu speechless.
Yin Xiaoxi loved her husband's appearance very much, and looked at Lin Se with a proud and complacent look, "What my husband said is reasonable." ”
Lin Yi said coldly, "I don't know shame. ”
The voice was not loud, but the people at the table listened to it sincerely, Lin Pei smiled, "Brother, look, even the fourth brother's stuffy personality can't stand you anymore, you see you forced him." ”
Lin Se scolded, "It's getting bigger and smaller, it looks like it's time to find someone to take care of you." ”
When he said this, Lin Se looked at Ruan Qingqiu on the side, Ruan Qingqiu understood what the emperor meant, and hurriedly turned his head to drink tea, pretending that he didn't hear anything and didn't understand anything.
Yin Xiaoxi held back a smile and said, "As long as the husband can cure you who are neither big nor small." Yin Xiaoxi said as he stretched out his slender index finger and pointed at Lin Pei and Lin Yi at the table.
Unexpectedly, when the finger pointed at Lin Er, Lin Yi raised his hand and grabbed Yin Xiaoxi's index finger and held it tightly.
The heart is about to jump out, and there will be a kind of cheating to be caught by someone. Excitement.
Have kittens.
Lin Er, you are enough, just kiss me, forget the wall dong, but now in front of the emperor, do you want me to die without a place to bury?
There has to be a limit to what you can do.
Yin Xiaoxi was so angry that he shook off his hand and scolded coldly, "It's not big or small."
The emperor's sword eyebrows were just twisted, and he was about to make a move, when he saw Yin Xiaoxi angrily shake off Lin Er's hand, the sword eyebrows stretched out, just as the two children were playing naughty.
Ruan Qingqiu looked at Ye Zhizhang, who was sitting at the table next to him, and his expression darkened.
This look was seen by Lin Er, and he grabbed it tightly, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, evoking a complicated smile.
When she came out of the teahouse, it was already unitary time, Yin Xiaoxi suddenly wanted to eat something sour, so Lin Se took her to buy a sugar gourd made of hawthorn next to her, and when she returned to the inn for dinner, everyone was already sitting around the table.
Seeing Lin Se and Yin Xiaoxi coming in, they all got up to greet each other, and Lin Se waved his hand, "These etiquettes are waived outside, sit down." ”
Although the emperor said so, everyone was still interested in waiting for Lin Se and Yin Xiaoxi to sit down before they sat down.
Lin Er and Lin Pei changed places and sat next to Lin Se, the two lowered their heads slightly, said something, and sometimes glanced out of the inn, but didn't say anything.
Only Yin Xiaoxi and the others looked at each other, not knowing what had happened.
Lin Pei said dissatisfiedly, "Brother, is this partial? Why do you only tell the fourth brother and not me? ”
Lin Yi glared at him, disdainful of arguing with him, and turned straight, still holding the saber in his left hand, sitting upright beside him.
Lin Se glanced at Lin Pei and didn't give any explanation, but whispered to Yin Xiaoxi and Ruan Qingqiu, "Go back to your room to rest after dinner, don't walk around." ”
Ruan Qingqiu was puzzled, glanced at Yin Xiaoxi, and then looked at the emperor, "Why?" Is there something going on? ”
Lin Se picked up the bowl and filled a bowl of soup for Yin Xiaoxi, "Drink it quickly, it won't taste good if it's cold." ”
Lin Yi said for Lin Se, "Obey is." ”
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