88: Nosebleeds

Yin Xiaoxi's whole person was immersed in the wooden barrel, the heating instantly hit his whole body, he opened his arms and placed it on the edge of the barrel, leaned his head on the back of the barrel, closed his eyes, and the whole person relaxed.

The petals floating on the surface of the water ripple with the waves, and the fragrance is more and more fragrant with the help of the heat.

Xu was too tired to play during the day, and his eyelids became heavier and heavier while soaking, and he slowly fell asleep.

In my dream, I seemed to be back in my rented house, and the empty white room was just a simple bed, a simple wardrobe, and a little better than the four walls of the house. There is no comparison with today's General's Mansion, let alone the Wangchun Pavilion in the palace, it is simply a heaven and an underground, and I don't know how I lived in this room for several years.

Xiao Jing in the next room is talking on the phone with her boyfriend.

The sound insulation effect of the room is not good, and the sweet words and coquettish sounds of snorting and snorting floated into his ears, which made Yin Xiaoxi feel uncomfortable, and got goosebumps all over his body, Yin Xiaoxi touched the goosebumps on his body, and said suspiciously, "Hey, am I usually so disgusting and annoying to be coquettish with the emperor?" ”

The picture that was originally in the room suddenly changed again. Xiao Jing was sitting on the edge of her bed, and the two were chatting about their hearts. Xiao Jing was talking about the quarrel between her and her boyfriend, and she persuaded her for a long time, but Xiao Jing didn't understand.

She also said that she had never talked about her boyfriend and would not understand the conflict between them.

Yin Xiaoxi was angry, got up from the bed, and was about to yell at Xiao Jing, "Who said that I don't have a boyfriend, my boyfriend is handsome and rich, and he is very fond of me, his name is Lin ......"

With that, the bed seemed to collapse, and the roof above it collapsed.

"Bang"

Yin Xiaoxi was awakened by the sound of the collapse of the same house as in his dream, his eyes suddenly opened, his pupils were magnified several times because of the fright, and he looked at Lin Er standing in front of the barrel, and then looked at countless broken tiles scattered around him.

Yin Xiaoxi subconsciously covered his xiong mouth, and the whole person shrank underwater.

Lin Yi blushed in embarrassment and turned his head away, "I...... Accidentally from the roof of your house...... Cough...... Passing by, and then slipping under your feet, it ...... Fell. ”

After saying this "high-sounding" reason, Lin Er did not forget to add, "The quality of your roof tiles does not seem to be very good, or the roof beams are defective, and you need to take a good rest." ”

As he spoke, Lin Er's nose left two lines of bright red nosebleeds, and he hurriedly raised his hand to wipe them away, pretending to be calm and secretly took out a handkerchief to wipe the blood on his hands, for fear that Yin Xiaoxi behind him would see it.

Yin Xiaoxi's face was stunned, "From the roof of my house...... Pass by? Lord Wang, where did you plan to go from the roof of my house? ”

Lin Er opened his mouth and was about to answer, but outside the house, Xiaocui knocked on the door eagerly and asked, "Master, the slave heard the voice, is it from your room?" Master, open the door quickly and let Xiaocui come in to protect you. ”

Yin Xiaoxi glanced at Lin Er, who was a little nervous and at a loss, and pouted, who made this royal person not like to take the ordinary road.

shouted to Xiao Cui outside the house, "Ah, it's not me, you go and take a look elsewhere to see if there is a thief elsewhere, go and help." ”

"Okay, then master, be careful, I'll call a few guards to guard the door of your master's room to keep your master safe."

Hearing this, Lin Er's eyes rolled with nervousness, and he looked at Yin Xiaoxi as if asking for help, but noticed that she was still red. Soaking naked in the water, he turned around again and whispered, "Break up the subordinates, this king has something to say to you." ”

Xiaocui said that she was leaving, but was stopped by Yin Xiaoxi again, "Xiaocui, you don't need guards, I have nothing to do here, let's go and help elsewhere." ”

Xiaocui was still a little uneasy, standing at the door and about to enter the house, "Lord ......"

As soon as he spoke, the hand that pushed the door stopped, and the door was bolted from the house by Yin Xiaoxi and couldn't be opened.

I had to continue through the door, "Master, you open the door, you don't want a guard, then Xiaocui comes in and guards you, there are so many families in the Yin Mansion, not only Xiaocui, Xiaocui is still guarding the master." ”

Yin Xiaoxi had no choice but to glance at Lin Er, who was standing in front of him, and whispered, "Don't turn back." ”

As he said that he was about to get up and get out of the water, his right hand was just about to reach his clothes, so Lin Yi turned around and asked, "Why?" ”

Yin Xiaoxi's whole person was undisguised in front of Lin Er, white and flawless, blushing and trotting behind the screen where his clothes were hung.

The nosebleed on the tip of Lin Er's nose flowed even more violently, and he hurriedly turned around and said, "I...... I'm sorry...... I didn't mean to. ”

After Yin Xiaoxi fled to the screen in a hurry, he hurriedly put on his clothes, walked towards the door, took two steps and turned around towards Lin Er. On the stock is a hard kick.

Lin Yi was kicked a little unexpectedly, and he was a little painful, but because he was in Yin Xiaoxi's room at the moment, he didn't dare to squeak, so he had to blush and stand with his back to Yin Xiaoxi.

Yin Xiaoxi kicked him, and only then did he feel a little relieved of his hatred, walked to the door, put down the deadbolt, opened the door and yawned to Xiaocui and said, "Go back to your room and sleep, I'm asleep and you're arguing again." ”

Xiao Cui saw that his master was already asleep, and he was still wearing a thin white lining, so he hurriedly retreated, "Xiao Cui should die, Xiao Cui will go back to the room to sleep, and the master should go to bed early." ”

After taking a step, Xiaocui turned around and pointed to the somewhat wet hair scattered on Yin Xiaoxi's shoulders and asked, "Master, why do you sleep with wet hair, let the slave come in and dry you, otherwise you will have to change your hair." ”

Saying that, Xiaocui was about to push the door in, but Yin Xiaoxi was so dead that she stopped at the door, she couldn't find a gap to enter the house, and looked at Yin Xiaoxi in surprise.

Yin Xiaoxi threw his somewhat wet hair back to his shoulders, "It's okay, I'll wipe it myself later, you go to sleep first, ah." ”

Although Xiao Cui was a little confused, she still left.

Yin Xiaoxi closed the door, re-bolted, turned around and strode towards Lin Er, raising his hand so violently that he pinched Lin Er's arm.

"You're a girl, you're used to breaking into a girl's room, aren't you?"

It hurt so much that Lin Er's right hand rubbed the pinched position of his left shoulder up and down, and jumped to distance himself from Yin Xiaoxi.

"You woman, why do you like to do it so much?"

Lin Er is a fart. was kicked on the thigh, and now the arm is pinched again, and now it is so hot that it hurts, in addition to the physical pain, it is more of a surprise, which is the behavior of a woman.

He was about to start preaching towards Yin Xiaoxi, but as soon as his mouth opened, Yin Xiaoxi's thumb and index finger were ready, and he stretched out towards Lin Yi's arm, "This girl wants to let you know today what it will be like to break into other people's rooms." ”

Lin Yi wanted to preach, but when he saw Yin Xiaoxi's fingers stretched out, he was busy running away in the house like a mouse seeing a cat.

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