Chapter 1428: Beware of Not Being Able to Get Married
Goofy looked embarrassed, but he was in a good mood.
"Hahaha......" Goofy laughed as he looked up to the sky.
"What are you laughing at!" Gu Fang shouted angrily: "Don't laugh!"
"Why should I listen to you? I want to laugh, and out loud, hahaha...... you off. Goofy didn't stop, he laughed even louder.
"Damn, I don't believe I can't kill you!" Gu Fang rushed over with a long sword, and slashed at Gao Fei wildly, cutting off his head and neck, cutting his neck and shoulders, cutting his shoulders and chest, and cutting his legs after cutting his chest...... In the blink of an eye, Gu Fang slashed Gao Fei's whole body up and down, the purpose of her doing this was to find Gao Fei's flaws, no matter how clever her alchemy isy, there were flaws, as long as she found the flaws, she could break Gao Fei's alchemy in one fell swoop, and then shatter Gao Fei's body into ten thousand pieces.
But what made Gu Fang depressed was ...... She carefully cut Goofy's whole body, but she didn't find any flaws in Goofy, it seems...... There are no flaws in Goofy.
No way!
No way!
Gao Fei must have a flaw in his body, but he is well hidden, so he can't find it.
At this time, Gao Fei spoke: "Hey, can you use a little more strength, your long sword is like tickling on me, it's too boring." ”
Gu Fangqi's teeth itched, she had done everything she could, but she still couldn't kill Gao Fei, to put it mildly, Gu Fang actually admired Gao Fei, obviously she was just a little god king, but she was helpless? It's really amazing! If this matter gets out, it will definitely cause a huge sensation.
You must know that Gu Fang is a figure on an equal footing with the God Emperor, even if the God Emperor sees her, he must be polite, and he does not dare to slack off in the slightest, all along, Gu Fang feels that she has stood at the peak of the God Realm, and no one can threaten her anymore...... But since she met Gao Fei, Gu Fang's self-confidence has fallen again and again, she can't even suppress a little god king, how can she suppress others?
Gu Fang stared at Gao Fei deadly, as if he wanted to see Gao Fei in his bones.
"Hey, even if I'm handsome, you can't stare at me like that? Goofy said, "Besides, I'll be shy if you stare at me like this." ”
"......" Gu Fang put away his long sword, then took out a black sledgehammer and waved it lightly, and the nearby space shattered inch by inch, forming one black hole after another.
"Shhh Gao Fei's eyes were red with envy, and so far, he didn't even have a first-grade artifact.
"Boom!"
Gu Fang carried a sledgehammer and threw it at Gao Fei: "The sledgehammer in my hand is called Lei Gong Hammer, which can trigger thunder and lightning in the sky, weighing 108,000 catties, and is made of hundreds of extraterrestrial meteorites, which is extremely powerful and unmatched." ”
"It looks good, and the name is very popular, but I don't know...... How powerful. Goofy laughed.
"You don't laugh anymore anytime soon. Gu Fang rose into the air, grabbed the sledgehammer with both hands, and smashed it into Gao Fei's head.
"Buzz!"
"Boom !!"
The mighty sledgehammer fell from the sky, slammed it on Goofy's head with all the power of ten thousand pounds, and then ...... Goofy vanished...... Goofy, to be exact, was smashed into the ground......
A humanoid hole appeared where Goofy was standing, and a person could be vaguely seen inside.
"Whoosh!"
Gu Fang put the sledgehammer back, and then looked intently at the humanoid hole that had just appeared, and thought silently in his heart: Even if Gao Fei doesn't die this time, he should be hit hard, right? It's been so long, and I haven't heard Gao Fei's cough, which means that Gao Fei's situation is not optimistic at the moment.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Just when Gu Fang was just breathing a sigh of relief, he suddenly heard a coughing sound, it was Gao Fei's coughing sound! Gu Fang's face sank, and he stared at the humanoid hole, hateful bastard! You deliberately went against me, didn't you? I thought you wouldn't cough just now, but in the blink of an eye, you started coughing, playing tricks on me, right?
Gu Fang didn't remember the first time she got angry today, Gao Fei seemed to be her nemesis, specially sent by God to oppose her.
"Ahem, cough, cough......" Gao Fei crawled out of the humanoid hole: "Good hammer! What a good hammer! Beautiful crazy woman, how about we make a deal? You sell me the sledgehammer in your hand, the price is whatever you ......want" Gao Fei really took a fancy to the sledgehammer in Gu Fang's hand, looking domineering, it was even more domineering, it was simply tailor-made for him, if he could get the sledgehammer, it would be handsome.
"Let me sell you the sledgehammer?" Gu Fang almost crooked her mouth: "Do your spring and autumn dreams! I just threw the sledgehammer away, and I won't sell it to you." ”
"Huh, you're going to throw away the sledgehammer?" Goofy exclaimed, "You're going to throw away such a good baby, you're really enough...... Where are you going to throw it? When are you going to throw it? If you want to throw it, throw it away, I'll pick it up." Speaking of this, Gao Fei added: "In this way, you will save a large amount of divine stones." ”
"Do you have a problem with your ears? That's what I just said...... Even if I throw the sledgehammer away, I won't sell it to you. Gu Fang scolded angrily: "What I'm talking about is hypothetical!"
"It's all the same, it's the same early and late. Gao Fei deliberately misinterpreted Gu Fang's meaning, ran the train with his mouth full, and said some irritating words, just to make Gu Fang angry, he couldn't beat Gu Fang with a real knife, so he could take advantage of it with his mouth, and he couldn't suffer too much.
After years of tempering, Gao Fei's mouth can be regarded as refined, and if you don't open your mouth, you can anger a person with one mouth.
Gu Fang also realized that playing lip service was not Gao Fei's opponent at all, so Gu Fang stopped talking, and just attacked Gao Fei fiercely with a sledgehammer.
Hammer after hammer, hammer after hammer, and every time the place of attack is the same, it is Gao Fei's brain, Gu Fang thinks very simply, keep attacking the same place, and when the power accumulates to a certain extent, you can break through Gao Fei's brain, so that Gao Fei's brain bursts and dies.
It's a good idea, but unfortunately it doesn't work out well.
The immortal and immortal body is not a joke, not only the body resists blows, but also the head resists blows, even if Gu Fang hits with a sledgehammer for a year, don't want to smash Gao Fei's head.
Gao Fei stood still and watched Gu Fang attack him: "Make it harder! Make it harder! Oh, didn't you eat today? Your strength is too small, right? It's a pity that such a good sledgehammer is really a waste in your hands, oops...... I feel sorry for the sledgehammer...... If Sledgehammer had intelligence, he wouldn't want to follow you......"
"Bang bang bang!"
Gu Fang responded to Gao Fei's words with a sledgehammer, and used all his strength with every bombardment, under this fierce attack, even a mountain would have been smashed a long time ago, but Gao Fei was safe and sound, not even a hair fell out.
"Whoosh......"
Gu Fang suddenly stopped attacking, put down the sledgehammer, and stared at Gao Fei with the eyes of a monster.
He stared at me again. Goofy shook the hair on his forehead and put on a cool expression: "I know that I am very handsome, and some people once said that I am a heartthrob and a beauty killer...... Over the years, I don't know how many women have had a crush on me...... It's a pity, I'm a serious person, I never mess around, I don't know how many women have broken their hearts...... I solemnly warn you, don't be infatuated with brother, brother is just a legend! Brother is not suitable for you! Brother doesn't like a fierce girl like you! Brother likes to be gentle, virtuous, can serve people, and doesn't lose his temper......"
Gu Fang's face kept twitching, she had already restrained herself, but she still couldn't suppress the anger churning in her chest, "You are so shameless! How can there be a person like you in the world! Narcissist! Who would be infatuated with you? Even if I am infatuated with a pig, I will not be infatuated with you bastard!"
"Oops. Goofy pouted: "Your taste is too special, right? You like pigs?
"Roll !!"
"Look at you, you lose your temper again, you are so fierce, aren't you afraid that you won't be able to marry in the future?"
"If you talk nonsense again, I'll hack you to death!"
"Come on, cut me, if you can cut me to death today, I'll obey you! Come on, come and cut me!" Gao Fei shouted arrogantly.
(End of chapter)