Qin Fu took Pu Feng to get a marriage certificate, but the government personnel refused to issue it.

"I'm sorry, I really can't give you a marriage certificate in your situation."

Qin Fu slapped the table and shouted: "Isn't it just a piece of paper, Lao Tzu doesn't want it yet!" Walk! Take a wedding photo and hang it on the bedside, do you still want them to admit it when you get married! ”

At some point, a slogan rang out in the town.

"Down with all cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods!"

The first of them is not those feudal superstitions, but this hard-working couple who have fought for half their lives.

Criticism, parade on the streets, wearing high hats, hanging signs.

The deepest nature of man is undoubtedly revealed, and they walk in the most prosperous streets under the gaze of the crowd with knives, guns and clubs.

The Red Guard looked at the two of them viciously and said, "I heard that you two haven't been married yet, you don't know, it's illegal to live together without getting married." ”

Qin Fu had a violent personality and said to the Red Guards: "Don't talk nonsense, isn't it just criticism, hurry up!" ”

The Red Guard smiled: "What's the matter, I want to leave, but there is no door!" Our leader said that only those who admit their mistakes and have a good attitude can go back, and with your attitude, you want to go back and dream! ”

"What do you want!" Qin Fu said sharply.

"Kowtow, admit your mistake, and from now on be far away from your little friend." The Red Guard said.

Qin Fu scolded: "Fart, you fucking want to be beautiful, Lao Tzu has never even knelt down as a chief, let me kneel you bastard!" ”

The Red Guards laughed and said, "Hahaha, don't kneel, okay!" Call me! ”

They were tied hand and foot, but even if they didn't, would they dare to resist?

Ay............

Swords, guns, and sticks beckoned to them, and Qin Fu, as usual, protected Pu Feng to the death, preventing him from being hurt at all.

When the Red Guards saw that Qin Fu was still like this, they were immediately annoyed, snatched the stick in their hands, and smashed it towards Qin Fu's head.

'Bang'

Qin fell heavily to the ground.

"Don't fight! Don't fight! Pu Feng protected Qin Fu to the end, and he held Qin Fu's resolute face.

"How are you, are you okay, you'll be fine!" Pu Feng said bitterly.

Qin Fu smiled and said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to pass this level, what should I do, I'm going to go first, I won't see your wedding dress anymore." ”

"No, it won't!" Pu Feng hugged Qin Fu tightly, crying and said: "You must be able to see it, they don't recognize us as husband and wife, but I want to be with you, do it in this life, and do it in the next life." Our older generation of people say that the husband and wife can take the red line by kowtowing to the church, even if they go down to the Yellow Spring, there is also a red line in the middle, and they will not be lost, we have not officially worshiped the church, you see that there are so many guests who wish us joy, they are blessing us, it is better for us to take advantage of the auspicious day of the zodiac to visit the church to get married. ”

Qin Fu smiled: "Okay, good, it's all up to you, it's all up to you!" ”

The Red Guard took out his pistol and said, "Yo, worship, you can try it." ”

The two knelt down beside each other, and Qin Fu asked with a smile, "Are you afraid?" ”

Pu Feng replied: "Don't be afraid, as long as I'm with you, I'm not afraid of anything." ”

Qin Fu said: "After so many years of bullets and bullets, today, let's break into this Hades Palace." ”

"Okay." Pu Feng said.

"Are you ready?" Pu Feng looked at Qin Fu and said with a smile.

"Hmm." Qin replied.

Pu Fenglang shouted: "Worship heaven and earth!" ”

'Bang' 'Bang'

He has been the husband of others for half his life, but he has only lost half of the court with others.

When Pu Feng's story was finished, the wine was gone, and although there were no tears in his eyes, I knew that his heart was already devastated.

"Woo...... What a touching story! ”

A voice came from behind me, and I couldn't help but nod and say, "That's right, a very touching story." ”

Well? When will someone come after me?

I looked back and saw Meng Ci looking at Pu Feng behind me wiping her nose and tears, I looked at her in surprise and said, "When did you come?" What are you doing here? You don't have to watch it at home? Guests don't have to be reincarnated? ”

Meng Ci reproached me and said, "Why are you allowed to listen to stories here, when I have to work at home!" ”

"Don't you have to be reincarnated?" I retorted.

Meng Ci turned his face to the side and said, "Hmph, what's the worry about reincarnation, it's not bad to wait for so long, listening to the story is the most important!" ”

"You haven't been to the world, can you understand the story he tells!"

"You have to take care of it! I'm the boss, give it to me again, my wife will deduct your salary! ”

I was speechless and said, "You man...... Some time ago, I just praised you for your dedication to your duties, and now ......"

"Pu Feng, do you want to go in and sit down."

Meng Ci sent an invitation to Pu Feng, Pu Feng shook his head and said, "I'm not tired, I'll just wait for him here, he will definitely come." ”

Meng Ci gave Pu Feng something to satisfy his hunger, and then returned to Meng Po's mansion and continued to greet the souls in the mansion.

I'm the same, and I'm going to continue to be a runner, because it's easier.

After the guests left, I chatted with Meng Ci.

"Hey, by the way, when I went to Wucheng to buy wine today, I came across a notice, which said that there was a meeting, do you know it?"

I said, I thought it would be impossible for such a big person as Meng Ci not to be notified of the meeting.

Meng Ci looked at me with a questioning expression: "Meeting? What kind of meeting, in the underworld, except for the meeting of the Ten Palaces of Yama, when will Wucheng also have a meeting? ”

I said, "I don't know, it seems like I'm going to have a meeting." ”

When I said this, Meng Ci's surprised bowls fell to the ground, but fortunately, my hands were quick, and I quickly received the bowl that was about to be smashed, and said complainingly: "What's the matter, I see that I scared you like this, the bowl is not mine!" ”

I'm more worried that he's counting the broken bowl on my head......

Meng Ci asked me expectantly, "What did you just say, who is going to have a meeting, you say it again?" ”

"What's the matter, that Lili is your enemy?" I couldn't help but feel speechless when I looked at her like this.

Meng Ci said with little stars in his eyes: "Drunk, drunk, hahaha." ”

"Hello? Silly? You're not sick, are you? I nudged her.

Meng Ci said excitedly: "My idol is coming hahaha, my idol is coming to Wucheng for a concert!" ”

I couldn't help but push her: "Hey, calm down, you're a god!" What kind of idol do you want? Who's that Lili? also has a concert, do you want to set up a light microphone for him! ”

Meng Ci glanced at me and said, "You know a fart!" He is the only son of Emperor Xudu and the captain of the band of the band of the underworld, his concert will definitely be a ghost mountain and a ghost sea, and I must go to occupy a place as soon as possible. ”

"Hey, don't be a nymphomaniac, there's still a job at home." I said.

Meng Ci suddenly said solemnly: "I solemnly assign you a task now, and on the day of the concert, you can help me work for a day and avenge a hundred dead money." ”

I immediately got angry and said, "One hundred yuan, you send it to Hanako, let me tell you, if you dare to go to any concert, I won't give you a single piece of the money I received that day!" ”

Meng Ci said viciously: "If you dare not give it to me, you won't receive any more wages in the future!" ”

Not to be outdone: "If you dare not pay me, I will complain to you!" ”

"I'm the biggest under Yama, who do you go to complain to?" Meng Ci said indifferently.

I was dumbfounded, and what people on other people's territory said counted......

"Humph!"

I snorted coldly, expressing the anger and endless helplessness in my heart!

"Humph!"

Meng Ci snorted coldly, expressing his disdain for me and the pleasure of playing with me......

Early the next morning, Meng Ci set off for Wucheng, she wanted to see when the concert would be held, and I didn't tell her when the concert would be, because I didn't know.

There were no reincarnated ghosts in the early morning, and I looked at her back as she left, and sighed silently.

Alas... A mentally handicapped girl who is obsessed with chasing stars

Although she doesn't know how much older she is than me, it still can't change my opinion that she is a mentally retarded girl.

I really want to see the concert in the ghost world!

Bah! I don't want to see it at all!

I just don't know how they held the concert, do you still want to arrange the scene, lighting microphones and microphones? Guitar rock bassist?

It can't be a Warring States chime, right?

I looked at Pu Feng next to me and said, "There's a big guy coming to a concert, do you want to take a look." ”

Pu Feng shook his head and said, "No, I'm going to wait for my father-in-law, in case he comes and can't find me, he'll be worried." ”

I leaned over to him and said, "Since you're staying here, why don't you help me watch the day, how about I go to the concert?" ”

Pu Feng said: "It doesn't matter, just let them come here and line up, anyway, I won't go in, I'm going to wait here for my father-in-law." ”

Forget it, he won't, if he loses the dead soul's money, it'll be over, I'll watch it myself.