033. Joys and sorrows on the stalls
Several classmates in the dormitory went home early, Zhao Qi also got up early in the morning to wash and dress up, Lin Yuan was still asleep, Zhao Qi pushed Lin Yuan's head, touched the pillow, and found that the pillow was wet.
"I lost, you sleep with night sweats?"
Lin Yuan sat up abruptly like a zombie awakening, looked at Zhao Qi under the bed and said blankly, "Why aren't you dead?" ”
"Fuck you!"
This is likely to be the last time a large number of people will go home, and the college entrance examination is just around the corner, and even the air is as hot as water boiling the smoke.
Lin Yuan and Zhao Qi casually dressed and went out, surrounded by students who dragged their suitcases home to change clothes and beg for living expenses, some in groups, and some cumin.
Taxis and private cars were jammed outside the door, Zhao Qi picked up his mobile phone and looked at Didi's long queue list so angry that he almost burst into foul language, and helplessly raised his arms and shouted: "Take a bicycle!" ”
Lin Yuan followed, stunned as usual, until he found himself in a barbershop.
The little girl at the front desk greeted her with a smile: "Who will cut the two?" Or are they all cut? ”
Zhao Qi pushed Lin Yuan in front of him with a pull, and said, "He cuts, and then I cut it, if you don't cut it well, he's fine, and if you don't cut it well, I'm in danger." ”
When a few haircuts heard this, they silently turned their backs and didn't dare to take this job, and the level of the first order in the morning was really uncertain, in case of a yawn and a hand trembling, everything was over.
This young man does not speak like child's play, his tone is firm and flamboyant, and his expression is domineering and arrogant, like a ruthless character who does what he says.
The little girl at the front desk smiled awkwardly, turned her head to look at the backs of several haircuts, looked at the work card again, and said, "Teacher No. 2, it's your turn." After speaking, no one accosted, so I had to add another sentence: "Cut the first one." ”
"Ah......hh Okay, no problem, the assistant will go wash my hair. The haircutter turned around and smiled brightly.
Lin Yuan suddenly felt that he was participating in the non-sincere Do Not Disturb, and the guests had the right to choose to turn around for themselves.
Zhao Qi took out his mobile phone and sat on the side playing games with Erlang's legs, Lin Yuan was pressed on the chair to do the soft tissue group cutting of the head, Zhao Qi looked up from time to time, and Lin Yuan looked in the mirror from time to time.
After cutting in less than half an hour, the haircut master sighed easily, swept the broken hair on Lin Yuan's neck with a sponge, then uncovered the apron and said, "Let's see how it goes." ”
Zhao Qi turned off the game and stood up, looked left and right, and said, "Yes, it's my turn." ”
The remaining three haircutters turned around again and waited for the judgment of fate, the little sister at the front desk was in trouble, who was called at this time was to offend whom, and was about to shout No. 4 hard, and heard Zhao Qi say: "No need, it's still him." ”
The scene was no longer embarrassing in an instant, and Lin Yuan seemed to hear the "knock" sound of many hanging hearts falling to the ground.
It was a moment that decided life and death, No. 2's face was stiff, but it was difficult to refuse, so he had to pretend to be indifferent and said, "Assistant wash it." ”
This time it was Lin Yuan's turn to sit on a chair and play a game, and he had already begun to think about the aftermath of Zhao Qi's troubles in the barbershop.
Lin Yuan found that he had miscalculated, the haircutting process was actually very smooth, No. 2 only took less than half an hour to complete everything, Zhao Qi admired his new hairstyle in the mirror, and the air was full of danger.
It came the critical moment of judgment of life and death.
"Not bad!" Zhao Qi clapped his hands, refused the invitation to wash again, and walked to the front desk to check out.
"Get a card, charge 5000, and come to you in the future." Zhao Qi took out his mobile phone to scan the code very chicly, and No. 2 suddenly found that he was so happy to work hard, so he enthusiastically sent the two of them to the door and became a doorman.
"Where next?" Lin Yuan felt a chill on his head.
"Go buy two new clothes first, you can't do it." Zhao Qi glanced at Lin Yuan's entire limb parts from the neck down with disgust.
Lin Yuan couldn't help but ask: "What are you doing with that card, we should graduate soon, cut your hair once 60, how long do you have to cut it to run out?" ”
Zhao Qi said: "Ignorant! I gave this card to Enkexin's father, I graduated with her and left, and his father didn't leave. ”
Lin Yuan suddenly realized: "Send the old man a haircut card, you are the first one I know." ”
Zhao Qi sarcastically: "So you don't have a girlfriend." ”
The two of them went to a large shopping mall, and picked two of them from many expensive clothes with Zhao Qi's aesthetics to change into, looking very much like a suit, Lin Yuan felt very awkward, but unfortunately he was not qualified to resist.
The salesman looked at them and exclaimed: "It's so handsome!" It's like a movie star! ”
Zhao Qi was very useful, this time he took the card to the checkout, and swiped 36,000.
Lin Yuan looked at himself who looked like a dog and said, "I don't deserve this clothes, I'll return it to you when I run out." ”
"I've never used second-hand goods, if you don't want it, go back and return it after wearing it today, the money is yours."
Lin Yuan weighed it and found that he didn't have that face, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I'll wear it." ”
They were not familiar with cosmetics, so they picked a few and spent 10,000 yuan.
Lin Yuan asked with emotion: "Do you have more tap water or more money?" ”
Zhao Qi raised his head and thought about it seriously, and said, "It should be about the same." ”
The purchase of tobacco and alcohol was very simple and rude, Zhao Qi strode into the tobacco and alcohol store, Moutai asked for two boxes, Soft China asked for two boxes, left a phone to pay, and the store promised a telephone special car for special transportation.
This is the style of doing things, buying things regardless of them, relying on special vehicles to transport.
At eight o'clock in the evening, most of the stalls outside the school were open, and Zhao Qi sat on the reserved specialty and said hello to the boss, ordered a small dish, and asked for a hundred lamb skewers.
Lin Yuan understood that he was repaying the favor, after all, this boss was also half a matchmaker, if he hadn't shown him the way, she wouldn't have been able to catch up with them. If she can't catch up, Zhao Qi may not be able to meet Encore, and she will not fall in love at first sight, let alone let her have a brand new electric car because of her escape.
Happiness, sure enough, it is not only something that can be obtained by fighting for yourself, but also a few unknown well-wishers behind it.
The boss greeted them warmly, 100 more meat skewers were grilled for free, and the sight passed through the barbecue grill, and a new truck was parked not far away, the back seat of the truck was still a small bed, and the legless women leaned on the pillow and smiled and waved hello to them.
Zhao Qi saw that the time had come, picked up the phone and asked the merchant to send cigarettes and alcohol here, and then picked out one of the several lipsticks and walked to the truck to prepare to give gifts, which could be regarded as a thank you for her kind words to Zhao Qi over the past year.
The woman knew at a glance that it was worth a lot of money, and she didn't take it alive or dead, Zhao Qi threw it in and ran, no matter how she shouted, she didn't look back, and the people who didn't know thought he was a robber.
The stall owner wrapped in a turban and couldn't mix the skewers, so he could only nod and say thank you, so he silently doubled and baked twenty more skewers on the basis of giving ten skewers.
The hundreds of meat skewers brought by the boss were gone in a blink of an eye, and Zhao Qi ordered them, and the guests at other tables also ordered a lot, and everyone was familiar with each other, and every time they came to see familiar faces, they were almost familiar with each other.
Zhao Qi greeted everyone enthusiastically, and someone handed a red tower mountain over, he took it with a smile, and then clumsily lit the fire, choking on whether it was east or west.
Lin Yuan smiled and said, "You don't know how to smoke? ”
Zhao Qi said: "Nonsense! ”
Lin Yuan said, "Then you still smoke?" ”
Zhao Qi patted his chest: "I'm going to move in the direction of an adult, after tonight, I will be eighteen!" “
Lin Yuan's heart trembled, Zhao Qi's birthday was not a trivial matter, not to mention a coming-of-age ceremony, which was no less than a once-in-a-lifetime wedding.
I was just about to open my phone to look at Taobao and buy a gift from the same city, and the people who were waiting came.
At the same time, the tobacco and alcohol also came at the right time, the speed was fast, the merchant also sent a bouquet of roses very considerately, Lin Yuan put down his mobile phone to help receive the goods, Zhao Qi greeted his father-in-law and girlfriend, the division of labor was clear, and he had a good heart.
Several people sat down in a circle, the most bizarre parents' meeting was held in the stall, Zhao Qi opened two bottles of Moutai and poured a glass for all the present, soft China one person and one pack, the crowd applauded, and the prospective old man was full of glory.
In front of his parents, Zhao Qi still looked a little restrained, rubbed his trouser legs and shouted: "Hello uncle!" Then he moved all the remaining Moutai Zhonghua and put them in front of the prospective old man one by one, and said, "Filial piety to you." ”
"But the heart also has a gift." Zhao Qi took out a few lipstick boxes that looked very valuable from the big bag, and sent them to An Kexin with an excited face.
"We just got together, you have to save money to live!" An Kexin said that he complained, took the lipstick and kissed Zhao Qi on the face, Lin Yuan couldn't stand it and lowered his head to eat the food, and the prospective old man laughed and picked up the wine glass.
"Last year, I was also in this position, at this table, and I called a few of my best old friends over for a drink, and lent money to Kexin for treatment, and then they all left, and they didn't lend me a penny." He took a sip of Moutai and was intoxicated, and then picked up the yuba and took a bite.
Zhao Qi'an sat together to show his affection, Lin Yuan picked up the wine glass, Zhao Qi's father-in-law was drinking, the atmosphere was very strange, Lin Yuan really couldn't stand it and coughed heavily, Zhao Qi woke up like a dream and hurriedly picked up the wine glass.
"Uncle, I'm sorry." He raised his head and drank it all, forgetting that it was Moutai and not beer, and it was so spicy that it almost ascended to heaven on the spot.
The table was full of meat skewers, Zhao Qi first took a string for the prospective old man, then a string for An Kexin, and finally took a string for himself, and then poured another glass of wine.
Encore said, "You drink less!" ”
The more Lin Yuan looked at it, the more sour it became, changed the liquor to beer, grabbed the meat skewers and devoured them, as if he was the only one in the world.
The sour smell of love is so stinky! Lin Yuan complained in his heart, but at the same time he was happy for Zhao Qi, he would be eighteen years old after twelve o'clock in the evening, and he would officially usher in the first love in his life, I am afraid that there is no other person who can compare to this birthday gift.
Lin Yuan saluted Zhao Qi's father-in-law-to-be, and said, "You can put a hundred hearts when you hand over Enke's heart to him, I know my brother's personality, I don't have to say anything!" ”
Lin Yuan drank slightly, and the big light bulb on the stall reminded him of the crumbling chandelier in the gymnasium in his first year of junior high school.
It fell from the sky, smashing a pillar of the future and shattering the hopes of two peoples.
Those were the best students in each grade in the third middle school.
Lin Yuan accidentally smashed a beer bottle and was about to get up to clean it up, when the shopkeeper saw it and shouted: "It's okay, it's okay, I'll clean it up later!" ”
Zhao Qi said drunkly: "Kexin, I will be eighteen in a few hours, and you are the best gift that God has given me." ”
When Lin Yuan said this, he knew that he had drunk too much, and when he looked down, there was already a bottle of empty Moutai on the ground.
He doesn't drink much, An Kexin doesn't drink, and the two of Moutai are completely enough to drink him down.
An Kexin's father sighed and said, "Kexin, you go to the supermarket over there to buy two bottles of lemonade and give Xiaoqi a hangover." ”
Half of the meat skewers disappeared, and An Kexin ate most of them, she was not a fair lady, at most she was a beautiful tiger, the kind that would eat people when she roared.
An Kexin nodded, and her father said, "Xiaoqi, you guys break up!" ”
When Lin Yuan heard this, his mind instantly cleared up: "Uncle, have you drunk too much?" What a good hand! “
Zhao Qi was so frightened that he was at a loss, quickly stood up from the table, staggered, and said with a forced smile: "Yes, uncle, you drank too much, if you can't do it first, I'll take a taxi to send you back." ”
Father Encore waved his hand lightly and said, "I didn't drink too much, this little wine is nothing." ”
His face was ugly, but he didn't look drunk at all.
Everyone could see that he hadn't drunk much, and if that was the case, then he wasn't talking nonsense, but the truth.
"Then you ......"
"That's what I mean, but I'm schizophrenic, I've arranged for her to be a top psychiatrist abroad, and she will live there, get married there, and have children there."
"I'm sorry, she's not worthy of you." An Kexin's father wiped away his tears as he spoke, and said, "Xiaoqi, I can't ......help it."
Zhao Qi still didn't understand what it meant, he was so angry that he wanted to laugh, he said, "You arrange it for him?" I think it's a big deal! ”
"Let me guess, do you want Kexin to marry the stupid son of a foreign landlord?"
Lin Yuan supported the crumbling Zhao Qi and pressed him to sit on the chair, his mood falling from the sky to the bottom.
Happiness comes suddenly, and it goes in a hurry.
Zhao Qi kicked the Moutai bottle on the ground aside and suppressed the fire: "Uncle, Kexin likes me, I also like Kexin, that landlord is not necessarily richer than our family." ”
"I ......"
"Okay, don't talk about it." Father Kexin got up from his chair, turned around and said, "That's all for today, don't tell Kexin, she can't stand this kind of blow." ”
"These cigarettes, these wines, you take them home......"
Zhao Qi slapped the table with all his might, shaking down two plates of appetizers.
The eyes of the people around were attracted, and they all speculated that this was a collapse of the talk?
Lin Yuan's whole person was confused, as if he was in a cloud, and then he heard Zhao Qi's heart-rending roar, with sadness in his anger, as if cold water and hot water had not yet been completely integrated.
You stretch out your hand to test the water, it may be hot, but try again in a different position, but it will be cold.
He shouted, "Do you know that she can't stand this blow and wants her to leave me?" Are you doing it for her good? ”
Lin Yuan felt that this roar shook the sky, like the sound of two kicks exploding in the sky.
The mushy smell of barbecue wafted into the air with the smell of tobacco and alcohol, and the stall owner looked at the change stupidly, and next to him stood an equally stupid An Kexin.
She carried a shopping bag with three bottles of lemonade in her hand.
The bag fell off his hand, and the lemonade tumbled and escaped.
Lin Yuan couldn't stand this atmosphere, it was silent, it was too quiet, did anyone come up and say something, just say it!
Blood! It's bloody! What a thing! What a thing this is!
Thinking about it, Lin Yuan also collapsed, he slapped the table angrily with the strength of the wine, the oil and water splashed, and more than 10,000 sets of clothes instantly became dirty.
He has always felt that he is quite cowardly, his combat effectiveness is weak, and he has always been bullied, but every time Zhao Qi is willing to stand up to help him, so he also has to stand up to help Zhao Qi.
But as soon as he stood up, he saw An Kexin standing behind the barbecue grill with tears streaming down his face and not saying a word.
Or is it being heard? It seems that this is also predestined......
Lin Yuan fell into deep thought, sometimes happiness is really like colored air, and when you think you have caught it, you will feel empty in your palms.
When I opened it, I saw that the palm was also dyed.