Chapter 50: Telling a Joke to the Three Star King
More than a dozen aliens with magical weapons came to a stop in front of the magic flying saucer, and watched vigilantly for a while, seeing Xiao Feiying, Tianyu and the others stunned by their super energy lightning, they couldn't help but be a little puzzled. One of the aliens in black armor with a gray face and a long head said to another alien with a crooked head and a grimace: "These people from the alien planet don't have any super energy, and they don't pose a threat to our Triad Planet, so bring them back to the Dark Star King first."
"The Dark Star Demon is high, when it comes to the territory of our Triad Planet, no one's strength dares to compete with our Dark Invincible Clan, boss, what should we do with this flying machine?" The ugly, terrifying-looking alien seemed interested in the magical flying saucer lying on the ground with the hatch ajar open. The alien who was like the leader of the Dark Star King glanced into the magic flying saucer, and saw that there was an alien with a different appearance from Xiao Feiying and others lying on his back in the flying saucer cab, his mouth seemed to be muttering something intermittently, and there seemed to be red juice flowing out of the corner of his mouth, he turned his head to look at the forest full of red fruits dozens of meters away, as if he understood something, and raised his hand to send out a black light and shadow lightning towards the shadowless cloud star sitting on his back in the flying saucer. I saw that the shadowless cloud star immediately spewed out a stream of filth from its mouth, almost spraying it on the body of the dark star demon. The shadowless cloud star felt a little better in his stomach, opened his eyes and looked out, and saw seven or eight aliens with dark complexions and extremely strange and terrifying appearances holding magic weapons around Xiao Feiying and others lying on the ground, he couldn't help but understand something, and roared: "Oh, they are earthlings, they are my benefactors, you can't kill them, as long as you release these earthlings, I am willing to give you this magic flying saucer."
"Grandma, what kind of person are you, you dare to use such a tone to talk to our leader about the conditions, are you tired of being crooked, and dare to shout again, let me tilt my head and slap you into meat sauce with one palm", the alien who claimed to be a crooked head demon said angrily, his eyes emitting a terrifying green light like a ghost. I heard the dark star demon ask in some surprise, "You said they are earthlings?" It's kind of incredible, so what planet are you from? Why did you sneak to our Triad Planet with these earthlings, did you want to steal the super energy on our Triad Planet?"
The shadowless cloud star denied it again and again, saying: "No, no, no, my shadowless cloud star is not here to explore super energy, I am from a distant and great super magic planet, on the way back from a planet in the solar system, passing by here, I felt thirsty, so I wanted to come to find some water to drink or something to eat, I picked a fruit from that tree and felt extremely painful after eating it, I could no longer drive the flying saucer out of here, so I had to rest in this flying saucer, and it happened that these earthlings who had saved me also came here", The shadowless cloud star didn't say anything about the secret letter he had given Xiao Feiying. "Uhhaha, no matter what planet people are, as long as they arrive on our great triad planet, they have to listen to us, and after going to meet our great Dark Star King, we will decide whether to put you and them to death", the Dark Star Demon said as he turned his head and raised his hand towards Xiao Feiying, Tianyu and the others and sent out a black magic lightning. Xiao Feiying, Tianyu, Lan Beibei, Shui Qiuzi and Gao Shuaishuai suddenly woke up, and saw a group of tall aliens standing around with magic laser weapons and strange and terrifying appearances, all of them were shocked and frightened, and quickly grabbed the smart laser guns and climbed up, and several people gathered together in a circle back to back and watched those aliens vigilantly. Shui Qiuzi whispered in horror: "Mom, these aliens are so terrifying, just like demons and demons, they are scared to death."
Gao Shuaishuai was so frightened that he trembled, and almost cried: "This time it's really over, are these people aliens or devils, anyway, we can't run away this time, they want to eat us alive, captain, think of a way."
Lan Beibei heard what Gao Shuai Shuai said very terrifyingly and trembled: "Gao Fushuai, don't scare people, don't you see that these people are aliens with magic weapons, it can't be a man-eating ghost or something." Tianyu whispered: "Captain, how do I feel that these aliens are a bit like the dark forces in the mysterious continent on our earth, they seem to be some evil ghosts in the underworld, otherwise, you quickly take out the magic flute given by the woodcutter brother and blow it, and mobilize the dinosaur monsters to save us, otherwise we will really be finished later."
Xiao Feiying reprimanded: "What nonsense, these people are just aliens with advanced civilization, not some dark forces such as ghosts and demons, don't be afraid, if they want to hurt us, they will destroy us a long time ago, no one is allowed to shoot, so as not to anger them, let me give it a try", asked loudly as he spoke: "In Xia Xiao Feiying, which of you is the leader?" We are from the earth to the Milky Way starry sky sightseeing passing by, see this beautiful scenery on Proxima Centauri, so we climbed up to see, and came across this magic flying saucer, if you are disturbed, please forgive me, brothers"! As early as when Gao Shuaishuai, Shui Qiuzi and the others were talking in a low voice, those aliens were a little curious, and when they heard Xiao Feiying say it, they were even more puzzled. I only heard the crooked head demon pointing at the dark star demon and said: "Boy, this is our boss the leader of the dark star demon, even if you are lucky, you have met our benevolent leader of the dark star demon, if you were bumped into by others, you would have been caught in the Demon Realm Flame Valley and turned into ashes."
"What this brother said is very much, Xiao Feiying thanks the leader of the Dark Star Demon for forgiveness, as long as you brothers release us and the aliens of the magical planet in this magic flying saucer, we earthlings will definitely remember your great kindness", Xiao Feiying began to call those aliens brothers and sisters again, which made Tianyu and Gao Shuaishuai, Shui Qiuzi and Lan Beibei all couldn't help but almost laugh.
I only heard the Dark Star Demon who was the leader laugh and said: "Woohaha, the earthlings are just able to talk, you can let you go, but you have already offended the star rules of our Triad Planet, my Dark Star Demon can only bring you to the Dark Star Palace to see the great Dark Star King first, please ask the Great Dark Star King to decide whether it is time to let you go, as for the people of this Magic Planet, it seems that they are of no value to us, just let him leave this Triad Planet quickly, don't worry about your spaceship, no one will touch it, okay, Come with us", before the words fell, the dark star demon raised his hand and sent out a burst of black cloud wind, instantly rolling Xiao Feiying and Tianyu into a dark and supernatural black cloud light and shadow hall.
"Star King, when my subordinates were patrolling in the Magic Fruit Forest, they found these people from the earth, they said that they were passing by here and wanted to go to the galaxy for sightseeing, and my subordinates felt a little puzzled, so they brought a few of them and asked the Star King to predict the fall", the dark star king said.
"Oh? Earthlings, quickly remove their spell black clouds, and later this star king will personally ask them", the dark star king sat on a high platform dozens of meters high, slightly closed his huge eyes, three black cloud halos on his head, and three cloud shadow light balls of several meters large on his chest, floating up and down, as if he was practicing some dark Dafa. The dark star demon casually sent out a black cloud of lightning towards Xiao Feiying and the others, dissolving the black cloud that was clouding the eyes of several people. Xiao Feiying, Tianyu, Lan Beibei, Shui Qiuzi and Gao Shuaishuai opened their eyes instantly, only to feel that the light around them was dim and terrifying, but they could see that the layout of the internal buildings in the main hall was strange, tall and wide, and they all guessed what the Dark Star King looked like, but when they looked up, they didn't see the Dark Star King sitting on the high platform of the Star Palace, but only saw three cloud shadow light balls several meters in size floating up and down in midair. Gao Shuai Shuai whispered: "It's over, this Dark Star Palace is so dark, it's not much worse than the underworld, that Dark Star King can't say that he has become a devil, if he doesn't let us go, it will be bad."
Shui Qiuzi reprimanded in a low voice: "Gao Fushuai, close your crow's mouth, what use are you afraid of, if you have the ability, you can escape, you will know nonsense." Gao Shuaishuai knew that Shui Qiuzi was telling the truth, and didn't say anything anymore. Xiao Feiying said in a low voice: "Don't be afraid, don't worry, we can't die, don't you see that the dark star king is cultivating some great magic, why do these star kings of alien planets have powerful super energy, they are obtained through cultivation, but what we didn't expect is that there are really aliens with a high level of civilization on Proxima Centauri." As he was speaking, he suddenly saw that the three huge cloud shadow light balls that were floating up and down in the black clouds in the middle of the sky suddenly rotated rapidly, and the high platform of the Star Palace began to become a little brighter, and a tall and terrifying-looking dark star king with three black cloud halos above his head appeared. After a while, the three cloud shadow light balls of different colors stopped rotating, and were slowly sucked into the mouth of the dark star king, only then did they open their two huge magic eyes and swept towards Xiao Feiying and the others below, and said loudly in a non-standard Chinese voice: "Woohaha, I really didn't expect that you came from that small earth to this fickle triad planet of the Star King, which was simply impossible before, as far as the Star King knows, since there has been human civilization on the earth, No one has ever been able to take a spaceship to the starry sky of this galaxy, which means that the civilization of your human beings on Earth has reached a high level." Before the Dark Star King finished speaking, Tianyu asked a little puzzled: "Star King, the civilization of our earthlings is far worse than the civilization of this triad planet, we came to this galaxy by super spaceship, but there is one thing we don't understand, this planet is the closest star to our earth called Proxima Centauri, why do you say it is a triad planet, please make it clear to the Star King."
The Dark Star King said: "Woohaha, this is not wrong, Proxima Centauri, that is just the name given by you earthlings, in fact, this triple planet under the jurisdiction of this Star King is composed of three star planets that change and float in the black clouds of the Demon Domain at any time, every other day, it will transform into three beautiful balls of light that rotate in the clouds, and every few days, the three planets will separate and rotate separately, and finally merge with each other and disappear into the black clouds of the Demon Domain, and no one can detect its traces, Therefore, even the alien devils from outside the galaxy will not discover the triple star of the star king, the star king relies on powerful super energy to guard the south heavenly gate of the galaxy starry sky, however, recently, the galaxy starry sky often has foreign giant black magic stones floating wantonly, and several planets under the jurisdiction of the star king have been destroyed by the terrifying black magic stone, which makes the star king sad, therefore, the star king can only step up the cultivation of the dark Dafa to resist the impact of the foreign black magic stone and the attack of the alien devil, and protect this fantastic and beautiful triad planet." Xiao Feiying said loudly: "Star King, you are really a great Star King with great benevolence and righteousness, and the safety of the South Heavenly Gate of the Milky Way depends on your Star King."
Shui Qiuzi interjected: "The Dark Star King, a few days ago, a group of aliens from the Demon Dragon Planet with a group of alien devils from the Sirius Planet drove a flying saucer to our earth to wreak havoc, but fortunately, the dark power led by the Dark King in the mysterious continent of the earth helped us repel the attacks of those aliens, those aliens are too bad." Shui Qiuzi unintentionally said the name of the Dark King, which made the Dark Star King startled for a moment, and then laughed and said: "Woohahaha, that guy from the King of Darkness has finally appeared, this Star King has been looking for his traces, but I didn't expect him to hide in the dark hole under the earth of your earth, and this Star King swore to arrest him."
Lan Beibei asked, "May I ask the Great Star King, what is going on, why did you want to capture the King of Darkness, does the King of Darkness have anything to do with this triad planet?" "Woohahaha, this little girl is good at thinking, I won't tell you, the guy who calls himself the King of Darkness was originally a supernatural star demon on a demon planet outside this triad planet, 100 million years ago because he couldn't stand the heat wave of the Dark Demon Domain's Flame Demon Valley, he led several of his subordinates to flee to a planet in the solar system to establish his own dark empire, the star king had sent a dark and invincible team to the solar system to investigate, but he never found any trace of the supernatural star demon, and then for various reasons, he put this matter down, I didn't expect that the supernatural star demon to hide on that earth, this time it's really heaven help me, the dark star demon, you immediately take someone to that earth to investigate, be sure to catch it back." "Subordinates obey orders, please rest assured that the Star King, his subordinates will definitely bring back the King of Darkness and hand it over to the Star King to send down", the Dark Star Demon was about to leave, but was stopped by Xiao Feiying: "Star King, slow down, in fact, we don't have any King of Darkness and dark power on the earth, this is just a speculation of ours, you think, if the King of Darkness is really hiding on our earth, with the super energy of the Dark and Invincible Clan under the Star King, how can you not find him, besides, according to the Star King, your eyes that can see the starry sky of the universe, You can observe all the scenes on our earth by standing on this triad planet, and if the king of darkness appears on the earth now, how can he escape from your eyes, therefore, I think that the king of stars should not send people to the earth to find for the time being, so as not to alarm the king of darkness and make it more secretive to hide, and once the news of the king of stars sending people to the solar system to explore reaches the ears of the alien devils, the alien devils may take the opportunity to send troops to attack the triad planets, which will bring disadvantages to the planets of the triad, so please think twice."
The Dark Star King also felt reasonable when he heard Xiao Feiying's words, and said to the Dark Star Demon Leader: "Okay, don't go to that earth for the time being, you immediately take someone to the Dark Demon Domain to see if the supernatural star demon has left anything, and then come back immediately to report to the Star King." "Subordinates obey orders", the Dark Star Demon turned around and exited the Dark Star Palace, called the Crooked Head Ghost Evil Star to lead more than a dozen people of the Dark Invincible Clan towards the Dark Demon Domain.
Xiao Feiying breathed a sigh of relief. Gao Shuai Shuai complained in a low voice that Shui Qiuzi was troublesome, but Shui Qiuzi hadn't reacted to what was going on, and was about to refute, when he suddenly saw two blazing lights and shadows shooting out of the gloomy Star Palace Hall standing on the high platform of the Star Palace, and the entire Star Palace Hall suddenly shook. Shui Qiuzi, Lan Beibei and the others were all frightened and at a loss, but they heard the dark star king say: "You don't need to panic, these are the two star brothers of this star king." The dark star king's voice did not fall, only to hear a terrifying and strange laughter into the star palace hall: "Woohahaha, is there any alien guest in the star palace hall of the eldest brother, so lively", with the words, I saw that there were two more gray faces on the high platform of the star palace in the blink of an eye, and two black cloud halos on the top of the head, and the appearance was almost the same as that of the dark star king. The Dark Star King said: "Two star brothers, let you be right, these people are earth guests from the earth, today they passed by here on a spaceship, and went to the galaxy for sightseeing, this star king invited them to come to this star palace to learn something about the situation on the earth, and I hope that the two star brothers will not make a fuss, so as not to frighten these earth guests."
One of the terrifying star kings with a disc-like face with a supernatural eye and a disc-like eyes exclaimed, "Oh? Earthling? I've read a storybook written by earthlings, it's very interesting, and if these earthlings can tell us three brothers a little story or a joke or something, I'm willing to give them a treasure." Xiao Feiying clenched his fists and said: "Star King, as long as the Haha Star King wants to hear it, we are willing to tell the three Star Kings, as for that treasure or something, we don't want it."
Nahaha Star King laughed and said: "Woohahaha, the earthlings are just refreshing, I can't wait for the Haha Star King." Shui Qiuzi hurriedly said: "I tell a story about the idiom of covering his ears and stealing the bell, once upon a time, there was a selfish and stupid person, he liked to make people cheap, one day he took a fancy to the bell hanging on the door of the house, and wanted to steal it, but the bell sounded as soon as he touched it, so he covered his ears to steal the bell, who knew that as soon as he touched the bell, the bell sounded, and the master caught him." Nahaha Star King laughed and said, "Woohaha, this idiom story is so interesting, the person who stole the bell is really stupid".
Gao Shuaishuai said: "I told a joke about amnesia to the three star kings, once upon a time, a man had amnesia. On this day he rode on a horseback to the countryside, and suddenly he was in a hurry to relieve himself, so he went to the woods and tied his horse to make it easier, and when he was done he stood up and fastened his belt and prepared to walk, when he accidentally stepped on his dung; So he scolded: "It's not a fucking thing, who is shit everywhere?" ”。 Before Gao Shuai Shuai finished speaking, the three star kings laughed. "Woohahaha, woohahaha, that person is such a fool, woohahaha, laughing to death", the tears of laughter came out of the tears of the star king, and he couldn't stop.
Then, Lan Beibei, Tianyu and Xiao Feiying each told a small joke that happened during the Spring and Autumn Period of ancient China and the Warring States Period, which made the three star kings standing on the high platform of the Star Palace laugh incessantly.
After a while, the dark star king stopped laughing and said: "I didn't expect you earth guests to be too talented, if it weren't for the fact that this triad planet is not suitable for you earthlings to live in, this star king will let you stay and tell jokes to our three star kings every day, but this triad planet is about to set off a shocking wave and fall apart into three devil planets that are constantly rotating violently, and are about to be swallowed by the black clouds of the demon realm, so this star king will not leave you here." Before the dark star king's words fell, he felt that the main hall of the Star Palace suddenly began to shake, and there was a terrifying sound like a devil's roar outside. The Dark Star King hurriedly said: "Not good, this is the precursor of the Sanhe Planet that is about to begin to change, you should quickly take your spaceship and leave this Sanhe Planet, this Star King will give you a ride", after that, without waiting for Xiao Feiying and the others to say thank you, I saw that the Dark Star King raised his hand towards Xiao Feiying and sent out a black cloud wind, which instantly swept Xiao Feiying, Tianyu, Lan Beibei, Shui Qiuzi and Gao Shuai Shuai in front of the tall woods.
At this time, the originally calm and beautiful Sanhe Planet began to shake violently, the sky became dim, and there seemed to be three huge devil lights and shadows floating up and down in the cloud sky, and the scene was extremely terrifying and weird. Seeing that the magic flying saucer was no longer there, a few people didn't think much about it, so they hurriedly ran to the "Earth One" spaceship behind the boulder, boarded the cockpit of the spacecraft, and Tianyu activated the spacecraft acceleration system, entered the target password, and hurriedly flew away from the next planet and rushed to the depths of the galaxy starry sky. In the blink of an eye, I saw that the weird and terrifying triad planet in the sky behind me disappeared into the black clouds in an instant. Read the latest chapter of "The Shocking Battle of the End of the Universe" for free for the first time.