Jiang Shan's words seemed to be a fist towards Song Jiang's heart.

Damn, can you say that!

This is history black, do you understand it, you can't talk nonsense.

"My brother, that's to protect me who doesn't have high emotional intelligence, if they all leave, leaving me alone, sooner or later I will be killed by the imperial court. ”

"I went to Huangquan with my brothers, I have no regrets!"

Li Kui was full of solemnity, clenched his fists and said resolutely without regrets, Jiang Shan was immediately happy when he heard this, hey, this guy is really two-minded.

"Okay, okay, let's get down to business. ”

Jiang Shan waved his hand, and then crossed Erlang's legs, looking at these two goods very quietly.

Serious business?

Song Jiang's forehead suddenly condensed, what is the matter with you, what else can you do besides opening the Heavenly Gate?

"That...... Brother Li Kui and I want to go back to the Earth Immortal Realm, so I'm tired of opening the Heavenly Gate to send us back, thank you so much. ”

Song Jiang said with a hypocritical smile on his face, and after Jiang Shan listened, he scratched his head, his face full of entanglement.

"That's a question. ”

"It's easy to do, but it's not good these days, I have too many things to do, and a few days ago, I was a little injured in a fight with someone, but it's not very convenient. ”

"That's it, you leave a phone number, and I'll call you when I'm free, you see if it's okay. ”

Jiang Shan looked at the two of them and said with a slight smile, Song Jiang was stunned when he heard this.

Have free time?

Damn, who are you fooling.

"Brother, I see that his eyes are deceitful!"

"Of course, Shangxian shouldn't tell lies, and his cultivation is so bad that he can't even stop me with a finger, why don't we come back a few days later?"

Li Kui also leaned over and said, Jiang Shan was immediately happy when he heard this, and secretly praised the two goods.

"Shangxian, we don't talk darkly. ”

"That's your duty, you're in the service of Heavenly Court, and I don't think you have any reason to refuse our request to go back. ”

"So please open the gates of heaven. ”

Song Jiang took a deep breath, got up directly, and said with a seemingly righteous attitude.

Oh, the country is happy, what about this thing and playing with yourself?

"I'm sorry, but it's not powerful. ”

"You can choose to go to Heavenly Court to complain about me, and I will explain my affairs to Heavenly Court clearly, and choose to ask you to leave. ”

Jiang Shan also got up, waved his hand at the two, and said sarcastically.

Scare yourself?

Damn, Lao Tzu is scared?

When Song Jiang heard Jiang Shan's words, the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched.

"Brother, he's an immortal, if we sue, it can be regarded as a sue at a higher level, violating the rules of the earth immortal world, isn't it ......?"

Li Kui, a stupid teammate, came to another fierce assist.

Skipping the level and suering?

Jiang Shan suddenly smiled, it turns out that there is such a rule, that is really cool, if Li Kui doesn't say it, he still doesn't know.

"Okay, please get out, or I'll ask the people who took you to call back. ”

Jiang Shan sat directly on the sofa, his face was indifferent, and he was not in a hurry at all.

Song Jiang pointed at Li Kui beside him and gritted his teeth, signaling him to shut up, and then took a deep breath, and his face was full of righteousness, and suddenly became extremely flattering.

"Immortals, don't worry. ”

"I came in a hurry, and there are really nothing good in the Earth Immortal Realm. ”

"Here, it's a few packs of ten-mile ecstasy incense, if you want to do something unseemly, it's definitely very easy. ”

"Don't say anything else, just those guys who are in the realm, you can make them dead pigs with only half a pack, and you won't be at your disposal when the time comes!"

Song Jiang said with a smile and took out a few packets of powder from his pocket.

Ten miles of ecstasy incense?

Damn, it won't be the previous mountain king, all the things on his body are such immodest things.

"Ahem, what do you think of me!"

Jiang Shan coughed, and without leaving a trace, he received these packets of ten-mile ecstasy incense into the Qiankun ring, and then he sighed and looked at the ceiling lamp.

When Song Jiang saw Jiang Shan's expression, he immediately gritted his teeth, this bastard is very greedy!

"There's also a gadget here, the Icebreaker Silver Needle, which looks like a bracelet that can be launched by pressing here, and it's definitely the best thing to sneak up on. ”

"Moreover, this needle contains spiritual power, which can freeze all the blood and true qi in the human body, which is very easy to use. ”

As he spoke, Jiang Shan directly took out another bracelet that seemed to be silver, and handed it to Jiang Shan's palm with a flattering smile on his face.

Icebreaker silver needle?

"Tsk, I found out, you have this kind of thing in your hands, but I like it, is there any? ”

Jiang Shan said with a smile, Song Jiang looked at Jiang Shan's hateful face, and wanted to slap him to death, but after thinking about it, he still didn't dare.

"Yes, yes!"

"Shangxian likes it, I have a lot here. ”

"Here, but a trace of liquid I took from a powerful female dog in the Earth Immortal Realm can attract all the male dogs around to ask for pleasure, hehe, just a drop is enough. ”

"Look at it again, this is the dispersion of blood, formless and colorless, without any taste, you can't detect it when you put it in the water, once you drink it, then the blood on his body will automatically disintegrate, except for the big master, no one can save it. ”

"There are also these thunderbolt beads, but I collected the power of thunder to create them, a total of nine, these nine thunderbolt beads, the power is huge, it is definitely a good thing for the Yin people. ”

Song Jiang directly took out three things, needless to say, this kind of effect is definitely the best choice for doing unsightly things under the high moon and dark.

The corners of Jiang Shan's mouth are twitching, this thing is really a yin person!

"Ahem. ”

"Okay, okay, I'm an upright person, how could I ask for these things. ”

"Well, you go back and look for something I can use, and if there is one, I will definitely buy it at the highest price." ”

Jiang Shan smiled slightly, and the light of the Heavenly Gate on his forehead suddenly opened.

"Good, good. ”

"Then the immortals, let's take our leave first. ”

Seeing the appearance of Tianmen, Song Jiang hurriedly arched his fist and left with the stupid Li Kui.

The brilliant Heavenly Gate disappeared, Jiang Shan looked at these things in front of him, and suddenly all the farts were received in the Qiankun Ring.

With these things, he is still afraid of the transformation realm?

I'm afraid of a fart!

Of course, these things also helped Jiang Shan verify the fact that Song Jiang was really shameless.

After putting away these things, Jiang Shan got up and went back to the house, but the moment he entered the house, he was suddenly stunned, on his bed, there was a woman in silk pajamas lying beside him!

just lying straight on his bed, glancing at his eyes, seducing his soul.