"Hmph, I don't know the depths, you are waiting for demons, it's like a moth fighting a fire and killing itself!"

I snorted coldly, and sacrificed the most common exorcism talisman, and the ants vanished, and I smiled, licking the blood stained on my hands, and a look of enjoyment flashed across my face.

"Uh-hahahahahaha You wickedness, you must all die! ”

"Woo-woo - we haven't done anything bad, why should we kill them all! Why! ”

"Why? Because you are ghosts! People and ghosts have different paths, and I will let your souls fly away! ”

Looking at the sawdust from the coffin and the broken bones, I smiled contentedly. Out of this haunted house, looking at the sunshine, greedily breathing fresh air, I have to say, I enjoy life now.

That's right, I'm a Taoist priest. I still have a long way to go, what I want to tell below is the story that happened to me, some things, you can't see, you can't touch, but they are real, now, by me, take you into a strange and unpredictable world of Taoism.

I? Oh, I forgot to introduce, my name is Qin Sheng, born in 1970, unmarried, height 183, weight 160, standard hemp rod-shaped muscular man, handsome and dashing Yushu Linfeng. Okay, without further ado, let's get to the point.

I was an orphan and my parents abandoned me when I was a child, and my adoptive father said he picked me up at the gate of a Taoist temple.

In this Taoist temple lives an old Taoist priest who has a life-saving grace for him, Kunlun Taoist.

In my adoptive father's suicide note, I was picked up in the winter of 1970, when Harbin was extremely cold, and no one took me into the Taoist temple. When the Kunlun Taoist saw me at first sight, he frowned, pinched his fingers and said that I was a hundred ghosts, my head was born with bones, and the eight characters were pure yin, so my life was short.

"What? You say the kid is dying? The adoptive father was shocked, a simple and honest Northeast man, when he heard this, he shouted in a thick voice, but this shout woke me up who had been asleep since entering the house, but I just opened my eyes and did not cry.

"Look, the back of this baby's head has a backbone! Ancient emperors all had heads like this! But this Yin Hall has been shrouded in a cloud of black gas, in the winter, the face should be frozen red, think about why there is a cloud of black gas, you are so loud, this child opens his eyes, he doesn't cry, it must be a hundred ghosts! ”

The Taoist paused for a moment and then said, "Good girl! This baby has heavy eyes! The pair of eyes is against the bones, no wonder a hundred ghosts will enter the body, such a life, ghosts are rushing to ask for it. ”

The adoptive father didn't understand this, and watched with a confused face, although he didn't understand, he also knew that this was not a small matter.

"You hold some children in a while, I'll prepare things, since I have encountered this child's life, I must pull it, maybe this child can achieve something in the future!"

My adoptive father hugged me, and after a while, Master Kun carried a big bathtub from the house, and Master Kun moved a few buckets of water, the bucket was very large, and Master Kun was only forty or fifty years old at the time, although he was in the prime of life, but each bucket was filled with water and it was one or two hundred catties, and he could still do it effortlessly, and his adoptive father was dumbfounded.

"I'm going to take a bath later, you put the child on the chair and leave it alone, you go to my room and on the table, there is an incense burner, three candlesticks, and five bowls of grains, a wooden sword, and a bag, you can take them all out for me, remember, you can only take one at a time!"

The adoptive father nodded suspiciously, he didn't know why he could take out so many things in two trips, but he let himself take so many trips, but since Master Kun said so, he must have a reason, although he muttered in his heart, but he also did it.

After a while, I came out sweating profusely, and the winter moon in Harbin was bitingly cold, but when I entered Master Kun's house, I felt like I had entered a stove, and the things I picked up felt hot, but the temperature was not high, especially the bag, so it was cold for a while and hot for a while, which made my adoptive father's body almost unbearable. looked at Master Kun, wanting to speak and stopping.

"Haha, you want to ask why it's so hot in my house, my house is the center of this Taoist temple, this Taoist temple is a five-element anti-evil array, there is the eye of the array, so it's very hot, the bag you took contains a hundred-year-old tiger tooth, the thing of the sun!" You just hugged this baby, that's why you feel hot, this child is invaded by evil. ”

My adoptive father probably understood what it meant, that is, I had invaded the ghost and contaminated him, and this thing had the effect of driving away evil spirits, so it would feel hot in my hand.

The master immediately put the hundred-year-old tiger tooth on my neck, and I, who had not cried or made trouble, cried out in an instant, and the voice sounded particularly miserable.

After Master Kun brought it to me, he asked my father to take off his clothes and take a bath quickly, my father hesitated, and thought about it, they were all men, looking at the master's serious posture, he didn't want anything else, and he jumped in after taking off his clothes and dividing them by two. The water in the big winter moon is very biting, and my legs cramp after entering.

"Oh my god! The water is cold! Alas? Why are you alive again now? ”

"This is rootless water, I have been traveling all over the world for many years to save so much, don't waste it on me, it is full of treasures that drive away evil spirits and purify the body, this value of gold can't be compared!"

When the adoptive father heard that it was no less than gold, he quickly washed his face with water, watered his hair, and came out of the bathtub to change his clothes.

"Don't change it, you put this outfit on and see if it fits." Saying that, Master Kun threw over a brocade golden robe, obediently, this suit of clothes, this embroidery, this material, it is not expensive to touch in your hand! The adoptive father quickly changed his clothes and didn't even wipe his body. After taking a bath with rootless water and changing into a robe of "brocade and jade silk", the image of the adoptive father's simple man disappeared in an instant, and his heroic appearance was like a prince.

After changing his clothes, Master Kun nodded with satisfaction, jumped into the bathtub and washed himself, and then changed into a simple blue robe. When he saw this adoptive father, he wondered, "Master, why did you give me such a beautiful one, and you wore such clothes yourself?" ”

"I'm holding a French ceremony, and I'm going to follow two Taoist boys, you don't have a mother-in-law in your thirties, and you're not a big traitor, it's very suitable, it's a little older, you're a golden boy now, and I'll take a straw man and put on a silver robe to pretend to be a silver boy, and you'll be responsible for handing me something for a while!" Don't say a word! ”

The adoptive father nodded, and after hearing this, he became solemn and did not ask a word.

This ceremony was soon prepared, there was a Zhong Kui enshrined on the table, according to Master Kun, the exorcism of ordinary ghosts is not dedicated to Zhong Kui, read in my head melon seeds anti-bone pair of eyes, so I invited Zhong Kui, Zhong Kui put three bowls in front of Zhong Kui, each bowl was filled with corn, rice, wheat. In front of each of the three bowls are three candlesticks, on which are three ordinary red candles, and in front of which there is an incense burner, which is lit with three fine rosewood plants. There was a bowl on the table next to it, with rootless water in it and a dozen charms.

After the red sandalwood was lit, the adoptive father smelled the smell, feeling refreshed and refreshed, and Master Kun said that this red sandalwood was also mixed with ambergris, which had the effect of nourishing the gods, and worshiped Zhong Kui, which was enough to save face. He joked, "This corn represents real gold, rice represents silver, and wheat means to sell me face." ”

The adoptive father grinned, knowing that it was a joke and didn't take it seriously.

When the altar was opened, the master carried me to the table next to me, only to see Master Kun turn around three times, picked up the peachwood sword, and dipped a little water on the white bowl on the other table, and the sword dipped it on the talisman, and then it was stained with one, and put it on the candlestick to burn, and the burning ashes happened to fall into the grain bowl in front of Zhong Kui. Repeat this three times.

Master Kun put down the peachwood sword, quickly pinched it with both hands, and bent the fingers of both hands into an incredible gesture, "Immortal Master Zhong Kui is here!" The demon is not going to retreat quickly! "Wow... When I said this, I began to cry again, and the cry was even more terrible than at the beginning! Be more cautious!

Master Kun snorted coldly: "Wait, seeing that this son is easy to bully, do you want to seize the emperor's body and reincarnate?" Hum! Daydreaming! I've said it! Wait for the speedy retreat! Otherwise, I will be in front of Immortal Master Zhong Kui! If you fight, you will never be able to live forever! ”

Suddenly! A whirlwind rolled up on the ground, blowing up the side of the adoptive father's robe, you know, the door is closed, where does the wind come from, the adoptive father who has not seen this formation is immediately shocked, his heart is cold, and he was about to scream, thinking that Master Kun said not to let him squeak, so he pressed it down.

"You don't eat and drink when you toast, and you come to tease this way, don't blame the old way, my subordinates are ruthless!"

"There are many sentient beings who settle grievances, and grievances are deep and difficult to solve, and the first life is wronged, and the third generation will never stop retribution, I will pass on the wonderful method today to relieve all grievances, listen to the recitation, and listen to the grievances, and the enemies will disperse and perish!" After a few sentences, the whirlwind on the ground became more violent, which made Master Kun's expression even more different.

"Who the hell are you! Register your name! Master Kun was shocked, feeling that these evil spirits were not just lonely souls and wild ghosts, but had a great way!

"Hey, hey, hey, hey." A strange sound came out of my mouth, and Master Kun immediately understood that this was a ghost talking to me!

"Evil beasts! Don't you think it's too much? A child who has just completed the moon has fallen into such clutches! ”

"Hey, hey, hey. Bad old man, this is our thousand-year-old grudge, I advise you not to interfere and retreat quickly! Otherwise, your decades of Taoism will not be guaranteed! This little cub is not simple, now come and beg me? Why don't you want to think about how you treated us back then! ”