Chapter 5: Fire Enema
"It was I who dreamed that I had studied cooking somewhere for a few years, and it was taught by the gods, naturally...... Familiar. He Lan added again.
"I don't believe it, if it's really a fairy, tell me what kind of god it is?"
"Xiao Linzi, put down your sword, don't force me to make a move!" Fu Qing saw that Xiao Linzi still didn't let go, and saw that He Lan's neck was oozing blood, so he suddenly became anxious, and couldn't help shouting again.
Seeing the master's eyes, Xiao Linzi had to hang down his sword, "Okay, I'll spare you for the time being." As he spoke, he threw the knife away, then split the rabbit with his sword, and then divided it into three, first handing one piece to Fu Qing, the second piece to He Lan, and finally himself.
He Lan first wiped her sweat, nodded at Fu Qing, and then took the meat handed by Xiao Linzi, "It's so fragrant, let's eat it quickly." ”
"Hmm." The three of them bowed their heads at the same time to nibble on the meat......
I don't know if it's because she hasn't eaten meat for a long time, or because He Lan has been hungry for too long, she actually ate faster than the two men, and finished eating before them.
"I'll take another look, there's something to be used for." He Lan didn't seem to have eaten enough, glanced at the eagle, and shook his head, "This eagle is already cooked, and it will be old if it is roasted again." If there was salt, it would be even better. It's a pity that there is no salt. After thinking about it, she saw the rabbit's intestines, heart, liver, and lungs at a glance, and suddenly had a method in her mind.
"Xiaolinzi, tell me where the river is?" Thinking of this delicacy, He Lan hurriedly asked.
"Go straight...... Uh, about a mile away. Because he only cared about nibbling rabbit meat, Xiao Linzi didn't argue much, I really didn't expect this kind of meat to be really fragrant, or it was too late to say the words of dispute, so the answer was a little serious.
"Okay, I'll go, and if it's not enough for a while, I can eat this eagle too." He Lan said and walked forward.
"Aren't you afraid of her being in danger?" Fu Qing asked.
"I'm not afraid, I guess even a wolf will be scared away by her eloquence." Xiao Linzi smiled.
"Poof, that's true. It looks pretty much the same. The master and servant laughed unkindly.
"Scrub, scrub, scrub, I'm a little wood...... No, I'm a little chef, my food is fragrant, everyone loves to eat it, scrub, scrub ......" Suddenly a very discordant song came, and it seemed to be getting closer and closer to them.
"What kind of song is this?"
"Why does it feel like it's not in the right rhythm?"
The two men asked each other.
"It's called 'The Chef's Song'...... I learned it in my dreams. He Lan almost said that he had learned it before, so he deliberately paused and changed it to "learned it in a dream".
"Oh, what are you doing with this? It's inedible garbage! Xiao Linzi saw the rabbit intestines in He Lan's hand and the messy pieces she took out just now, and exclaimed.
"Who's to say you can't eat it, it's still delicious. If you don't believe me, I'll make it for you right away. With that, He Lan got busy again.
The two of them glanced at each other again, can this rabbit intestine be eaten? I feel that this is really incredible, after all, I have never seen rabbit intestines in their house, at most they just eat meat, who eats the intestines, so dirty!
He Lan doesn't care about them, he just does what he says, and his actions are extremely neat.
I saw that she first found the head of the intestines with her sword, carefully poked a small slit, and then stuffed the heart, liver, lungs, etc. into the intestines one by one, turned it over slightly, and twisted it again, and the intestines bulged.
He Lan glanced at them, thought about it, and untied the rope from the wooden stick she had tied just now, then tied one end of this intestine, and then wrapped the intestine again with the rice paper that wrapped the rabbit just now, and then put it into the pit just now, covered the pit with soil again, and used the remaining fire to slowly simmer the enema.
"Miss He, why don't you let it be roasted with the rabbit?" Fu Qing asked curiously.
"It's not fragrant to roast like that, and the heat is too big, so it's not good when you're old. And this one is easy to cook. It was normal for He Lan to reply to Fu Qing.
"But isn't it more fragrant to bake together, so that you don't have to waste water?" Xiao Linzi also asked.
"Nonsense, the fire just now is so big, if you simmer for a long time, the rabbit intestines will be mushy." As a result, what I got was He Lan's angry answer.
"I said you can't talk to me properly?" Xiao Linzi is really angry.
"Won't I talk to you properly? Do you want me not to talk to you properly? He Lan was talking to Xiao Linzi like a tongue twister.
"Poof." Fu Qing laughed again.
"Xiao Linzi, you still have to learn from your master, see how he talks to me, see how you talk to me. Otherwise, you will always be a servant, and you will not be able to become a master. As soon as He Lan's words fell, Fu Qing let out two more "poofs", and even Xiao Linzi couldn't straighten up with laughter.
"You are really good at telling jokes, a servant is a servant, how can you become a master? Now I think you're not a killer but a young lady. This is said by the uninformed. Xiao Linzi laughed and clutched his stomach.
He Lan naturally understood that it was the words just now that made them misunderstand, but she didn't defend herself, she just said, "Everything is possible." ”
"What does that mean?" When Fu Qing heard these six words, he immediately felt strange and asked again.
"It means that anything is possible, including the servant becoming the master, and the master becoming ......" Thinking of the back, He Lan shook his head, "Don't say it, if you keep talking, you will be angry." ”
"Don't worry, I won't be angry." Fu Qing hurriedly said.
"Let's eat the eagle first, and after the eagle finishes eating, you can eat this rabbit intestine." This is called a fire stewed enema, and the fragrance is no worse than that of the feast you eat. He Lan shook her head and stopped talking, if she continued to speak, she might be sent to the hospital by them, and they would think she was crazy, so it was better to let herself keep her mouth shut for the time being.
"That's fine, Xiaolinzi, cut the eagle." Fu Qing no longer asked, but instructed Xiao Linzi.
"Okay." Xiao Linzi quickly divided the eagle into six pieces, exactly three pieces per person, and bowed his head one by one to eat the eagle.
After gnawing on the last bone, He Lan hurriedly rushed to the fire, used his sword to peel off the ashes again, and then carefully took out the contents again, and then opened the paper bag, and the fragrance came again.
"It smells so good." Two men also rushed over.
"Eat it today, or tomorrow morning?"
"It's best to eat it today, and it won't smell good if it's hot tomorrow morning." He Lan said.
"But I've ...... Full. At this time, Xiao Linzi actually hiccuped.
"Then you won't be able to eat it, so Fu Qing will eat with me." He Lan smiled, after all, but she still cut the rabbit intestine into three pieces, naturally Fu Qing, Xiao Linzi and herself, seeing Xiao Linzi in a daze, urged, "Hurry up and eat, you still have to work after eating, if you don't work, I am left with a weak woman, and your master, I really can't live." ”
"Puff" Fu Qing and Xiao Linzi both laughed suddenly, it seems that the knife mouth tofu heart is really a true portrayal of He Lan, it's just a little cheap on his mouth, it's just that he is a big man and doesn't argue with a little woman, and there is no point in arguing again.
took the rabbit intestines and savored them, "Hey, this taste is indeed fragrant, right, master?" ”
"yes, I've never eaten such a fragrant rabbit sausage. I said Miss He......" When Fu Qing wanted to call He Lan like this, He Lan frowned, waved his hand, and said, "Don't call me Miss Miss, I feel uncomfortable listening to it, or you can call me He Lan directly." It's even more popular. ”
"But ......"
"No, but. Are these real friends, or do you not want to treat me as friends? He Lan pretended to be angry and pouted.
Fu Qing and Xiao Linzi glanced at each other and smiled, "Okay, then He Lan, can you tell me why this intestine is so fragrant?" ”
"This is because the heart, liver and lung nutrition in this has penetrated into this intestine, so the more you eat, the more fragrant it will be, but unfortunately it came too quickly and did not find salt, so you can only make do with it, if there is salt, there is soy sauce vinegar, which is more fragrant." He Lan explained.
"What is salt?" "What is soy sauce vinegar?"
God, there's no such thing, but how do they make it?
"That's it...... It's a kind of ...... It's just seasoning, seasoning ......," He Lan replied after a little thought.