Chapter 42, A Reflection on IQ
Oh, and yes, there's food. All sorts of things, all kinds of tricks.
Xiao Yan once told me that his favorite thing is to buy me food, and it is best to buy it regularly, which will make him feel like feeding pigs.
So now I'm surprised to see the cosmetics he bought like pie in the sky.
It's just a pity that this pie seems to be a bit over-physical, otherwise, I wouldn't be in danger.
Before I could make a decision, I saw the teacher approaching me with a calculating face.
"Actually, I can also give you this lipstick, and you can just nod or shake your head at the next question I ask, but you have to make sure that what you say is true."
I saw the teacher's excited face, asking my question suspiciously; "Teacher, did Xiao Yan offend you when he was young?"
When the teacher heard my words, he seemed to think of something sad, and wiped his non-existent tears on his face.
"I can't say that I was offended, that is, I burned my hair, cut my eyebrows, etc."
Seeing the teacher's posture of 'this is all a trivial matter', I was surprised as if Grandma Liu had entered the Grand View Garden.
"Don't talk about sad things, can you tell me quickly that you don't agree with my suggestion?"
I hurriedly spoke; "Agreed, agreed, strongly agreed."
Hearing this, the teacher hurriedly took a seat opposite me and clapped his hands happily,
"You, are you Xiao Yan's girlfriend?"
"Teacher, it's not that I look down on you, the school basically knows this."
The teacher disagreed, "What if it's a rumor?" I've heard about several of Xiao Yan's girlfriends before, and I've finally taken revenge, but in the end, it's not all fake. ”
I looked at the teacher carefully, unable to believe it, "Teacher, you took revenge on Xiao Yan for his girlfriend?" ”
Seeing my surprised expression, the teacher asked disdainfully,
"What, who can't rule it?"
I gave the teacher a thumbs up with great admiration,
It's awesome, it's ruthless enough.
The teacher waved at me and said; "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be."
After speaking, he showed me,
"Actually, I do have some achievements, and with my efforts, Xiao Yan has not talked about a girlfriend yet."
I subconsciously asked rhetorically for my safety,
"And what if he has it now?"
When the teacher heard this, his sharp eyes shot at me and exuded a faint murderous aura.
"Shoot or kill."
I didn't use reason to dissuade me, just looked around, the distance between the doorway and me, and any weapons I could use to save myself.
But I found that vases, tea sets and other sharp weapons were close to the teacher, and in front of me, the sharpest,
It's the pillow, and it's still on my back.
I thought about it for a while, and I thought,
In the long life, in fact, it is okay to tell some lies.
I quickly shook my head,
The teacher was a little impatient, "It's still a rumor this time?" ”
Still didn't say anything, just shook his head.
The teacher held his head in one hand and the lipstick that Xiao Yan bought in the other, and was still chattering in his mouth,
"It shouldn't be, then why did Xiao Yan give me the lipstick, the 'enemy'?"
Why? I think he probably wanted to break up early, but there was no evidence, so he took advantage of you.
I felt that I suddenly had an epiphany, and when I looked at the teacher again, I felt a little less terrible and a lot more sympathetic.
I got up and took the lipstick from the teacher's hand, but the teacher didn't have the strength to take care of me, he seemed to be thinking about what was wrong.
Teacher, don't think about it, your mistake is that you know Xiao Yan.
When I got the things in my hands, I didn't pay any more attention to the teacher who seemed to have become nervous, and I said goodbye and quickly ran away.
When I got out of the office, I saw Xiao Yan waiting outside, with a surprised face, even if I wasn't surprised, I had to pretend to be surprised, after all, my position was a bit precarious at the moment.
"Oh, why are you still waiting here? I'm really impressed. ”
Xiao Yan was unexpectedly disgusted by me, and the footsteps that were walking towards me stopped moving.
"What happened to you, Teacher Wang, who was able to make you what you are now."
Hearing Xiao Yan's puzzled voice, I really wanted to question on the spot; Why do you want to hurt me?
But I was afraid, afraid that he would pick on the spot and quit.
I know I'm very cowardly, and I've seen many girls who want to confess to him, but in the end, they haven't even come to their side, and they're already looking at each other from afar.
Xiao Yan also knew that my sense of security was very low, and clearly told me that as long as it was an irrelevant and ill-intentioned woman, he would have all kinds of means to solve it.
I questioned him about the foreign chick last time, and he said that calling me was his solution, one was to get rid of the foreign chick's entanglement, and the other was to give me some security.
He did a good job, but it was just doing so well that it made me more uneasy.
So every time, even though I wanted to speak, I ended up still being a 'dying man' – something I could not say.
I've solved this kind of situation many times.
"How do you talk, what can he do to me, it's nothing more than asking who your girlfriend is, and then, seeing the trick, broke you up."
Originally, Xiao Yan wanted to explain the reason, but as soon as he heard my words, his face instantly turned cloudy.
"Why you? Shouldn't it be us? ”
Seeing Xiao Yan's reaction, my heart fluttered,
It's over, this time it seems like I've said the wrong thing again.
"No, you misunderstood, I was circling with the teacher in the house just now, isn't this for the beautiful and romantic love between the two of us, I'm mainly afraid that my rank is too low and I can't hold on to the teacher's 'storm', so I didn't admit the true relationship between the two of us."
I knew that Xiao Yan didn't admit our relationship to the teacher or anyone else, maybe it was for my safety, or maybe it was troublesome.
Hey, so, I think I'm still a little uneasy to sit in the main palace.
In the end, Xiao Yan forgave me for my unintentional words.
Sometimes I actually question myself; Whether I love Xiao Yan or not.
In fact, I also thought about whether Xiao Yan's feelings for me were love or not, but after shedding a few tears of sadness, I had already given up thinking about it.
Mainly because I'm a person.,I've always been pessimistic about love.,Well.,It seems like this is my first time in love.,It's not consistent.。
But I really thought of a way,
It's just that I don't see Xiao Yan, and I can't help but think about Xiao Yan in my heart; Why didn't you see Xiao Yan today, hey, it seems that no one blames me today.
Sometimes I can't help but be happy when I see Xiao Yan,
I; "Xiao Yan, don't laugh, keep your normal expression in the face of humans."
Xiao Yan; "Are you sick?"
After saying that, he was really expressionless.
I watched Xiao Yan carefully.
The hair that is not long or short grows on the head, and the messy and slightly Korean-style bangs look even more handsome. The pupils are dark, like an abyss, and the deep makes people feel cold, the high nose bridge increases the cold temperament on Xiao Yan's body, the thin lips are like a ruthless person, and the three-dimensional outline is the icing on the cake.
"Xiao Yan, I just taught myself the course of psychology, and now according to my observation, you look,"
My words attracted Xiao Yan's attention, Xiao Yan looked at me, listened to my pause in deliberately setting up suspense, and said cooperatively; "How?"
I exhaled deeply,
"Tsundere and eccentric, like to fight coldly and ignore others, talk less like an intensive care unit patient, and unbelievably Virgo, you still have a strong cleanliness fetish, you say you like cleanliness, forget it, you still force others. Picky and the pursuit of perfection everywhere, what is even more infuriating is that you also have an ice cube face that puts air conditioning everywhere. ”
After finishing speaking, looking at Xiao Yan's increasingly cold expression, I felt as if I was cowardly again.
"Xiao Yan, what do you think, how is my self-taught psychology?"
Xiao Yan glanced at me coldly when he heard this,
"Self-inflicted humiliation."
After that, Xiao Yan's requirements for me were raised one notch after another. It doesn't make me feel like I'm sorry for a little bit.
Once again, I was stimulated by the same kind of people who were in love at the door of the dormitory,
Man; "Will you miss me when you're separated for a while?"
Woman; "Yes."
Man; "How much I want to."
Woman; "I think about it."
Man; "It's a lot to think about."
Woman; "I just want to think about it."
The loud voice is so loud that I can't hear it all over the world, my little heart, can I stop being stimulated like this anymore. I'm afraid I'll want to jump into the sea to quench the anger in my heart,
As for going to Xiao Yan to put out the fire, I don't have the courage to do this yet.
I didn't want to listen to it, so I hurriedly ran back to the dormitory, and on the way, because of envy, I looked back again, and I was stimulated again, I didn't think that they didn't say sweet words, but they communicated directly with their lips.
So when I think about going to Xiao Yan's residence tomorrow, I will also learn from them.
While we were both lying on the couch, I slowly approached Xiao Yan, climbed onto his lap, and then immediately approached Xiao Yan's face.
was about to ask Xiao Yan a question, but Xiao Yan suddenly kissed my mouth and was very understanding after kissing; "After kissing, go and sit honestly next to me, I have something."
After speaking, he patted me on the head, as if to comfort me.
I was stunned,
What, I'm obviously going to ask you questions, not to ask for a kiss.
I still wanted to harass him, but looking at the dense small words in Xiao Yan's hand, I couldn't understand anything, so I automatically turned off the fire.
After Xiao Yan finished solving it, I saw the opportunity and quickly stopped Xiao Yan.
Xiao Yan, who was stopped, looked at me, his slightly frowning brows revealed Xiao Yan's nervousness, uh, okay, it's doubts. If you really can't do it, impatience can also be described as a microscopic.
"Xiao Yan, guess what, do you like me?"
When I realized what I had just said, I wanted to knock my head out and sell it as a rag. Although, it doesn't have to be someone to buy it.
Seeing Xiao Yan's hands rubbing his temples, I subconsciously crawled to Xiao Yan's side again, took his hands away, and gently rubbed them myself.
I was speechless for a while.
After that, Xiao Yan took my hand down, took his book from the coffee table, and looked at me,
"I'm to you just like this textbook, the difference is,"
As he spoke, Xiao Yan lowered his head and thought about it again,
It took a long time to hold back a sentence,
"You'll be able to eat."