Chapter 275: You Just Play Fool with Me
"You just say this in the living room, don't say it outside, otherwise others will laugh at you, a dignified alchemy master, I am worried that a person with diarrhea will die, his uncle. Erha's little head was pressed against the chair and he muttered.
"Hou Jian will not pull Hira to death, but one thing is certain, when he comes out, he will definitely become even thinner than a thin monkey, an old thin monkey. After Erha finished speaking, Tie Shan immediately joked about Hou Jian.
"Say the old monkey, the old monkey arrived, the old monkey's head stretched out, did not retract, it seems that the gate is closed and the water is stored. ”
As soon as Tie Shan finished speaking, Wang Jue saw Hou Jian out of the corner of his eye, walking out of the door.
Several people looked at Hou Jian, the originally thin and straight body now looked thinner, the waist was also rickety, the face was sallow, and he looked like he had just recovered from a serious illness.
"Little rabbit cub, what you gave me is definitely not a elixir, don't take my old man's life, it's croton made into pills, don't think I don't know. ”
Hou Jianyi came out of the door and immediately yelled at Wang Jue, the elixir was fed by Erha himself with his paws, and the old monkey didn't look for Erha, but pointed the finger at Wang Jue.
"You old monkey, oh no, you old skinny monkey, you can't pull and blame the toilet, right! Be kind enough to help you, if you don't appreciate it, forget it, and in turn beat a rake. ”
The moment he saw Wang Jue, Hou Jian's stiff waist immediately straightened, his hands crossed his waist, and his two small eyes glared angrily.
Of course, Wang Jue didn't admit it, he got up directly from the chair, sneered at the old monkey, and said what he said was straightforward, and his head was the way.
"Then let me ask you, why did I keep having diarrhea after eating that elixir, and I didn't stay idle for a whole day, *The fire is so uncomfortable, you explain it to me clearly. ”
Hou Jian doesn't understand alchemy, he doesn't know anything about this, he listens to what Wang Jue says, and it is precisely because of this, combined with his own symptoms, that he feels that Wang Jue has struck him again.
"The stomach is definitely not idle, once a day stool is not called diarrhea, the things in your stomach are not digested, and the food can be quickly decomposed and absorbed with the food elimination pill, because you eat too much, so you use the fierce medicine, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, just stay without energy." ”
Wang Jue was reasonable, analyzed Hou Jian, and finally, taught the old monkey a few lessons.
Hou Jian didn't understand alchemy! If he wanted to refute, he couldn't find a reason, so he could only stare at Wang Jue with a blank eye, looking at him a little pitiful.
"The little bunny never holds back his fart, who knows what's going on! I found a place to lie on my stomach, and the fire was burning, and I felt so uncomfortable that I didn't dare to sit down. After Hou Jian finished speaking, he left, no one paid attention to it, and walked directly to the guest room.
"The old monkey is slow, he hasn't eaten for a day, and his stomach is empty and hungry, so I'll make you something good to digest right away to replenish your body. ”
"I like to hear this old man, so I'll lie here for a while! It's also annoying to go back and forth, and both of my legs are weak. ”
"Actually, your * is already burning on fire, everyone think about it, monkey's buttocks, is it red like a fire, I believe you have also seen it, some monkeys always scratch their butts with their paws, don't put their own faults, always pull on other things. ”
Seeing that Wang Jue was about to arrive at the door, he suddenly turned around and saw Hou Jian put several chairs together, and then lay directly on them, so he smiled and said to him.
"Hurry up and cook, don't talk to me, it's not good, my stomach is barking again! ”
As soon as he said a few words to Wang Jue, Hou Jiancheng got up from the chair, and the speed was fast, and he stood up and ran towards the door.
"You scared Lasa out of illness, that's not Lasi, it's hungry, his uncle's. ”
Hou Jian ran to the door in an instant, and when he was about to push the door, Erha spoke, Hou Jian immediately stood up after hearing it, turned around and looked at Erha.
"You have a point, I'm hungry!"
Hou Jian stood still, closed his eyes, and actually used his divine sense to check the situation in his body, opened his eyes after a few breaths, and muttered to himself in his mouth.
After Wang Jue finished speaking, he left, ignoring Hou Jian's next words, and just as he raised his hand to grab the doorknob, a breath of the third layer of the Xuan Realm rushed to his face.
"Sister Haixia has broken through, and she will come out in a while, I will go to her retreat room and wait for her, she will come out and cook, you wait a little longer. ”
Wang Jue turned around and said to Tie Shan and the others, seeing that several people had no opinions, then he walked to another door, and after that door entered, it was a corridor leading to the retreat room.
"According to the previous practice, it should be that you will only get out of the customs when you break through to the peak of this layer, you go and wait now, isn't it at least five or six days to wait?"
Wang Jue was just about to push the door in, when Tie Shan spoke behind him, reminding Wang Jue according to the inference that others had broken through before.
"Uncle Tieshan, I have a hunch that Sister Haixia will not wait until the peak to get out, and she will definitely come out immediately, because she is still thinking about seeing Jin Ruyun. After Wang Jue finished speaking, he grabbed the doorknob and pushed it hard, and walked into the door.
Arriving at the door of Haixia's retreat room, Wang Jue began to wait quietly, and about an hour later, the door of the room opened, and Haixia walked out of it.
As soon as Haixia pushed open the door, she happened to see Wang Jue standing at the door, and after being a little surprised, her face suddenly showed a burst of surprise, and she suddenly opened her arms and hugged Wang Jue.
"Little brother, I miss my sister, when I finished the breakthrough just now, my sister was still wondering, is my little brother with that woman? ”
Wang Jue was able to wait for her at the door to get out of the customs, which greatly surprised Haixia's expectations, so when she saw Wang Jue for the first time, she was very excited, and couldn't help but pounce and hold Wang Jue in her arms.
Fourteen-year-old Wang Jue, because of his cultivation, was much taller than ordinary mortals of this age, and was already as tall as nineteen-year-old Haixia.
Haixia hugged Wang Jue tightly, her pretty face was close to Wang Jue's ear, her lips were slightly open in Wang Jue's ear, and bursts of fragrance surrounded Wang Jue's side.
Wang Jue felt it, the softness on Sister Haixia's chest was trembling violently, and that kind of body feeling was just like being in her mother's arms back then.
Although the feeling is the same, the feeling reflected in the heart is completely different, let Haixia hug in his arms, the blood in his whole body is almost boiling, and the moment he is hugged by Haixia, his heart suddenly beats wildly.
Wang Jue felt that his whole body was about to boil, as if there was a fire outside his body, which was burning his body, and somewhere in his body, he was inexplicably extremely restless.
This restlessness continued to hit his brain, forcing him to involuntarily withdraw his hands and hold Haixia's cheeks.
Haixia's cheeks were crimson, like a big red cloth, and a pair of beautiful eyes were like drunken eyes, looking at the younger brother in front of him exhaling Youlan, bursts of fragrance wafted into Wang Jue's nostrils, making him naturally have an inexplicable impulse.
Haixia's misty eyes were full of affection, and the moment the four eyes looked at each other, her eyes blinked, and her beautiful eyes slowly closed.
Wang Jue held Haixia's cheeks with both hands, and was about to kiss his lips when Zhen Tianjue suddenly started to operate, and the spiritual power in the dantian was instantly withdrawn, and through one of the hidden veins, it surged straight towards his head.
The spiritual power circulated rapidly in his head for a week, and Wang Jue's brain instantly regained consciousness, and he immediately took away the hands that were holding Haixia's cheeks, and suddenly took away the hands that Haixia wrapped around his waist.
"Sister Haixia, let's go out!Uncle Tieshan, they are all in the living room, still waiting for me to cook for them!" Looking at Haixia, who had already opened her eyes, Wang Jue said softly.
"Does the younger brother not like the elder sister? Or is there something that the elder sister is not doing well, the younger brother can say it, the elder sister can change it, or the younger brother does not have a sister at all in his eyes, does the younger brother still like that girl?"
The moment Wang Jue took Haixia's hands away, Haixia immediately opened her eyes, looked at Wang Jue up close, and asked too many questions in one breath, as if these questions had been accumulated in her heart for too long, and she didn't vomit or be unhappy.
"Sister Haixia is my best sister, Sister Haixia is good, I will never forget it for the rest of my life, from the moment I left the backer, there is no relationship between me and Jin Ruyun, helping her is because I remember her good past, only by repaying her good, I will not feel guilty in my heart. ”
"Little brother, my sister asked you, do you have a sister in your heart?"
"Sister Haixia, I not only have Sister you in my heart, but also Uncle Hai, Uncle Tieshan, and Lao Hangtou, all those who are good to me are in my heart, and I will always remember their goodness. Wang Jue answered Haixia skillfully
"You little slippery head, he talked about him left and right, knowing what his sister was asking, but he didn't answer directly. ”
Haixia looked at Wang Jue affectionately, said softly, stretched out a slender onion finger, and lightly tapped his forehead.
"Sister Haixia, I am still young, there are many things missing in my memory, the future road is still uncertain, and I dare not live up to Sister Haixia's heart. ”
"Sister understands you, sister can wait, you can wait for as long as you want, even if the old sea is rotten, sister will wait for you, let's go! Let's go out to cook, sister is also a little hungry!"
Haixia looked at Wang Jue and smiled, in front of Wang Jue, she did not hide her youthful and beautiful demeanor, and naturally clenched Wang Jue's hand.
"Sister Haixia, should we go to the kitchen to cook first, or should we go to the living room to meet Uncle Tieshan and them first?" Leaving the retreat room, Wang Jue asked Haixia's opinion.
"Go cook first, they are not outsiders, and it's not too late to greet them after cooking. Haixia said as she walked out.
"The younger brother's cooking skills have improved again! The elder sister sighed to herself, and the elder sister would not dare to show her ugliness in front of the younger brother in the future. ”
The sister and brother soon arrived at the kitchen, Haixia started, Wang Jue was in charge, a table of dishes should be stewed, and fried should be fried, watching Wang Jue's nervous and orderly busyness, Haixia kept praising beside her.
"Sister Haixia, don't be modest with me, many of my skills are not all learned from you, when I was with Uncle Dong before, I only learned how to stew, and I didn't know how to stir-fry. Wang Jue was stir-frying while chatting with Haixia.
"Little brother, just play stupid with me! You won't say that: Sister Haixia, I will make your favorite food for you every day in the future. Looking at Wang Jue's back, Haixia couldn't help but feel a sense of grief in her heart.