Volume 1 The First Arrival Chapter 33 A Day of Abundance
Business came, ghosts lined up one by one to reincarnate, and I was very bored at work.
Yes...... I really want to go to a concert!
A voice rang out in my head.
No! You don't want to go to a concert, you love work the most!
Well! I have a strong belief in my heart and I love work the most!
I looked at the ghost who came to reincarnate and talked to him, "Hey, big brother, do you know that you are divorced? He came to Wucheng for a concert. ”
"What pear? I haven't eaten a pear in a long time. ”
That ghost is a lot older, and his ears can't seem to hear clearly, so I really don't know how he made 100,000 Stygian coins.
"It's okay, you can go back." I said.
"Oh, okay." The ghost paid the money and left with the guide.
The boring work is always full of hardships, but I still keep watching everyone's life with a high degree of concentration, for fear that I will put the seasoning wrong for them, otherwise they will deduct Meng Po's performance, and Meng Po's performance will be deducted, and I can still feel good......
Hey? There was a child, six or seven years old, followed by an adult.
Wearing a suit and tie, modern people, black fly brother?
The ghost showed me the way, took out a hundred thousand bills, and said, "Reincarnation." ”
I took the guide and the banknote, and then the child came up and handed the guide, and the ghost took the child's guide and said, "And this." ”
I stretched out my hand, and the ghost asked, "What for?" ”
I said, "Money." ”
The ghost was very arrogant, slapped the table, and said: "The child also needs money to be reincarnated, and you still have to be shameless!" My son and I have accumulated virtue and done good deeds all our lives in our previous lives, and now we have to go to the underworld to reincarnate and still need money, there is no royal law, and there is no heavenly reason! ”
I took the ghost's guide and looked at his life.
I sneered, "Here, I am the king!" Accumulating virtue and doing good deeds for a lifetime, I think you are doing a lot of evil all your life, but pity this child, and when you die, you still have to be with such a person as you and be affected by you. ”
At this time, the little ghost suddenly pointed at me and said, "You dare to scold my father, be careful that Lao Tzu will kill you!" ”
It is said that there must be a bear parent standing behind the bear child, which is true, parents are the best mentors for children, the ancients said: the son does not teach, the father is wrong.
The ancients did not deceive me.
This man was rampant and domineering during his lifetime, robbery and theft were commonplace, and murder and arson were also common, which can be described as an underworld.
After having children, I stopped doing this business, and bought a house in the city to live a stable life.
But the retribution that is due will always come.
Although he quit, all his hooligan spirit was passed on to his son, and at the age of five or six he began to smoke, drink, and fight.
One day, the father and son were walking on the street, and the steaming from the sewer was hot, and the father, who had never read a book, and the son, who had not read, were very curious, so they took out a cigarette, lit it and threw it into the vent of the sewer.
After coming to hell, they were still restless, and the man entangled a group of people who robbed the reincarnated souls of the past outside the martial city, Fu Conglian was one of them, and the dark money in the man's hand was Fu Conglian's.
It is no wonder that people who have just atoned for their sins can come to reincarnation, you must know that most of the people who came and went during this time were people from the Republic of China or the Qing Dynasty.
I threw the guide in my hand to the man and said, "The things you stole are not yours after all, I will help you return these dark money to that person, don't worry." Next. ”
The man was angry and angry, and he was about to come up and fight me.
"Fuck it! That's what Lao Tzu worked so hard to earn! ”
The man punched me in the head, and I sneered and said, "I bought it with all my hard work." ”
I flew up and kicked him out of the door, and the little ghost also picked up the stone and threw it at me, and I sighed: "Okay, don't learn this, you just learn this, get out!" ”
For that child, I have no mercy on my subordinates, no matter how far I go to Lao Tzu.
The father and son got up and fled, and my voice reached their ears.
"No matter how dare you be a demon, I have the right and ability to let you not even have a chance to reincarnate."
I don't know what Meng Ci would do when he encountered such a thing, but I would do it anyway.
"Next."
In life, there will always be some episodes in the work, especially for staff like us, who have to face so many people every day, naturally there are all kinds of people, if you can't calm down, then you can't be angry.
For example, the following one.
It was a female ghost, a very polite female ghost.
"Hello." The female ghost said.
I nodded, and the female ghost handed me the way, and I took it and looked at the female ghost, but the female ghost didn't seem to want to pay for it.
At this time, the female ghost said, "Hello, God said, let you give me a bowl of Meng Po soup, God said, I don't have to pay for Meng Po soup." ”
I wondered, "What's that?" Oh, God? ”
To make sure I heard correctly, I asked again.
The female ghost said, "God said, let you give me a bowl of Meng Po soup, God said, I don't have to pay for Meng Po soup." ”
I smiled: "Do you also know that Meng Po soup is going to pay for it?" ”
I pushed the guide back and said, "Next." ”
I don't even bother to look at it, so I can't kill me if I put aside this time to delay my work, and when the crazy woman comes back to see me, she sells so little......
At this time, the woman pushed the road over again and said, "God said, let you give me a bowl of Meng Po soup, and God said that I don't have to pay for Meng Po soup." ”
I'm still speechless......
I stood up and stared at her and said, "If you put aside the vexatious trouble, I can throw you out for obstructing official business!" Next! ”
The female ghost then said, "God said ......."
I grabbed the female ghost and threw it out, and Lu Yin threw him out as well.
Give back to God, let your God talk to me!
What did I say to Lao Tzu in the underworld, God, sick.
"Next."
At this time, an old man came over and said, "Hello, comrade. ”
I looked at this uncle, and after just one glance, I felt tears welling up in my heart.
The old man wears a military medal on his chest, this is a revolutionary old Red Army!
Only the clothes worn by the old Red Army when they died were able to bring all the military medals to the underworld.
"Hello senior!" I nodded heavily.
The old Red Army showed me his way, and took out a stack of dark money, which I looked at and saw about 178,000.
"Senior, what are you?"
The old Red Army smiled: "This is my wife and me, I heard that the world is thriving now, and the two of us want to go to reincarnation to see what has become of this world, but the money of the two of us is not enough, but comrade, we will not let you be embarrassed." ”
As he spoke, an old Red Army also stood up behind him, with the same face that had experienced blood and tears, and the same momentum of seeing death as home.
The old Red Army took out a stone, and he said: "Comrade, look, this is a soul stone, the two of us have found someone to appraise it, and said that it is worth 50,000 dark coins, you can see if the rest can be blocked with a stone." ”
I didn't concentrate on the stone, I said to another old Red Army: "Senior, can you show me your way?" ”
"Oh, well." Another old Red Army also took out the road guide, and I took it, one in each hand, and carefully looked at the past of the two old Red Army.
War, gunsmoke, artillery fire, the two old Red Army walked hand in hand.
In the end, he lost to gossip.
In the same experience as Park Feng Qinfu, the world could not accept their existence, took the opportunity to attack and insult them, and took all their savings, and burned down their house.
Thinking that they had done nothing wrong, the two old men walked into the sea of fire hand in hand, found their military uniforms, put on their military merit medals, and came here.
And this stone is indeed the soul stone that the old Red Army said, the price is indeed about 40,000 yuan, which is very rare, they picked it up from the Gobi Desert, and their luck is also very good.
But this stone is of no use, the soul stone can inhabit the soul in the stone without harm, but this is the underworld, there are souls everywhere, and no one will buy a chicken rib stone with 40,000 dead money.
After watching the lives of the two old Red Armymen, my heart is really heavy, and such an ending really makes me have the urge to scold the sky.
I left the two old Red Army soldiers on their way and said, "It can be blocked, this stone is worth about 40,000 yuan." ”
The two old Red Army soldiers were overjoyed and thanked me repeatedly: "Great, thank you, comrade, thank you!" ”
Saying that the two old Red Army were about to leave, I hurriedly said: "Wait a minute! ”
The old Red Army turned around and asked suspiciously: "What's the matter, comrade?" ”
I took out a wad of money from my pocket, handed it to the old Red Army and said, "Make change." ”
"Comrade, you ......"
The two old Reds looked at me and didn't say anything, because they didn't know what to say either.
I stuffed the money into the old Red Army's hand and said, "Come here in three days and lead your way to reincarnation, let's have fun for these three days." Be blessed. ”
"Thank you, comrade!" The two old Red Army saluted me with a standard military salute, and I knew that I could not afford this military salute, and I also returned the salute to the old Red Army.
After the old Reds were gone, I bowed deeply to their backs.
You have brought down this country, so why should I go and see it?
I returned to my place and counted the bills, almost some of which I had put on my own money, and as for the soul stone, I put it away preciously.