Chapter 194: Surrendered
After walking out of the men's toilet, Shao Yitian breathed a sigh of relief, if the man just now yelled and arrested the hooligan, it would be really reasonable and inexplicable, and he would be embarrassed and thrown to his grandmother's house.
You said that you were a big man who went to other people's women's toilets to peek at women, and said that you were and thirsty, and you couldn't help it. But you, a big man, go to the men's bathroom to peek at the same sex, this kind of behavior is completely despised by society.
After walking out of the toilet, Shao Yitian glanced around, but he didn't see Su Yuting's figure, it seemed that this girl was gone.
"Whew! I finally got rid of Su Yuting's girl. Alas, it's really terrible for this girl to get serious! I have to buy a plane ticket to go back to Pengcheng quickly, don't let Su Yuting calculate her hiding place again, it will be troublesome. ”
Shao Yitian walked out of the park non-stop, but before he reached the gate of the park, he saw a beautiful figure standing at the gate of the park.
I'll go! It's completely ghostly!
Su Yuting stood at the gate of the park and waited for the rabbit, and Shao Yitian, the rabbit, couldn't escape at all.
The moment Shao Yitian saw Su Yuting, he immediately turned around and walked back, but as soon as he took a step, he heard Su Yuting shouting: "Shao Yitian, you stop for me!"
originally thought that he could get rid of Su Yuting by hiding in Heavenly Court for an hour, but he didn't expect Shao Yitian to still underestimate Su Yuting's persistence and ability.
Now that they have all been discovered, Shao Yitian doesn't plan to run away anymore, anyway, in front of Su Yuting, a magic stick, he can't escape if he wants to.
Shao Yitian stopped, turned his head to look at Su Yuting, and said with a smile: "Hey, what a coincidence." ”
Su Yuting walked up angrily, stared at Shao Yitian with big eyes, and asked, "Shao Yitian, where did you hide just now?"
Shao Yitian waved his hands and said, "I'm in the toilet." ”
"Hmph, it's still a lie, can a person stay in the toilet for an hour?" Su Yuting asked.
Shao Yitian said as a matter of course: "Why can't it? Besides, I ate too much this morning, and I had a little diarrhea, so I stayed in the toilet for a long time." ”
Su Yuting was so angry that she couldn't wait to take off her shoes and throw them over, and said, "You still lied to me, I asked the uncle who swept the floor in the park to go in and have a look, and he said that there was no one in the toilet at all." ”
I'll wipe it, this Su Yuting is really powerful, even the uncle who sweeps the floor in the park was bought by her.
"Sister, I'm also a cultivator, and it's not easy to avoid a sweeping uncle. Shao Yitian looked at Su Yuting and explained.
Hearing Shao Yitian's explanation, Su Yuting seemed to feel very reasonable.
But there was a question she couldn't understand, why when she learned that Shao Yitian was not in the toilet, she couldn't completely calculate Shao Yitian's location when she used the technique of heavenly deduction to calculate.
Although Su Yuting wondered how Shao Yitian had escaped her Heavenly Deduction Technique, she didn't ask it, because she knew that even if she asked, Shao Yitian wouldn't say it.
Now, the reason why Su Yuting has been pestering Shao Yitian is that she can't swallow this breath. This scoundrel dared to deceive himself, and no one had ever dared to do this to her Su Yuting.
Su Yuting stopped talking, and kept looking at Shao Yitian like this, which made Shao Yitian very uncomfortable.
"Sister, please don't keep looking at me like this, okay? You can say something, okay?" Shao Yitian sent his grandfather to tell his grandmother.
Alas, sometimes women are a hundred times more terrible than men, and it is simply a man's nightmare.
Su Yuting still didn't speak, it seemed that Su Yuting was planning to use silence to deal with Shao Yitian.
If the sister paper speaks, she can still convince her. It's good now, Su Yuting didn't open her mouth when she was killed, like a determined revolutionary, Shao Yitian had no choice.
"Okay, I'm afraid of you, sister, I'll be honest with you. Shao Yitian hung his head like a defeated rooster.
Su Yuting saw that Shao Yitian had finally surrendered under her own efforts, and she felt a burst of pride in her heart.
"Let's talk about it. Su Yuting glared at Shao Yitian, this product is a toast and does not eat and drink, if it is like this early, will it be over soon?
Shao Yitian looked listless and said, "Actually, this hoe was given to me by my master. ”
"Who is your master?" asked Su Yuting immediately. The character who can send out the Taoist device casually must be a great big man.
Shao Yitian shook his head and said, "Actually, I don't know who my master is, and my master has never mentioned his name and road number to me. ”
Shao Yitian then lied and said: "That year, I was a good student in the third grade of primary school, and one day after coming home from school and having dinner, I led my own cattle to herd cattle as usual. On the way to herd cattle I met a grandfather with a white beard, who stopped me, looked me up and down like a man looking at a woman, and praised, 'What a good seedling, what a good seedling......' ”
Subsequently, he asked me if I would like to worship him as a teacher, and I especially admired those chivalrous men in martial arts, so I asked him if he could call me kung fu and walk the wall. He told me that as long as I worshipped him as a teacher, it was a drizzle. Later, I naturally worshipped him as a teacher, but my master had no fixed residence, and sometimes he threw me a book of cultivation secrets, and I didn't see him for three or five years. This hoe was given to me by him last year, and he told me not to take it out at will......"
Shao Yitian's ability to tell nonsense has reached the point of pure love, and after saying a nonsense, Su Yuting basically believed Shao Yitian's nonsense.
"Okay, I'm done, you should be satisfied now, right?" Shao Yitian looked aggrieved, like a child's lollipop being snatched away by his friends.
Su Yuting stared at Shao Yitian and questioned, "You won't be lying to me again, right?"
In fact, Su Yuting already believed the story made up by Shao Yitian, but because Shao Yitian lied to her repeatedly, she had to be suspicious.
Shao Yitian said: "Sister paper, what do you want? If you don't believe me if I tell a lie, forget it, but if I tell the truth, you still doubt it, where does the trust between good people go?"
After Su Yuting glanced at Shao Yitian, she said, "Okay, I'll believe your words for the time being." If you let this girl know that you lied to me, you will know the consequences. ”
Shao Yitian nodded again and again and said, "Of course, of course I know the consequences. ”
Mom! I knew that Su Yuting was so easy to deceive, I should have helped out this lie in the first place, wouldn't there be no such thing? Alas! I really can't live by myself, I blame myself for having nothing to do to find such a lie to deceive my sister, I deserve it!
"Sister, can I leave now?" Shao Yitian asked Su Yuting's opinion, afraid that she would follow him later.
Su Yuting glared at Shao Yitian's eyes and said, "You go to you, why do you ask me?"
It's not uncommon to follow me, so why did you keep following me before, never leaving an inch, making others misunderstand that I was a scumbag.
Well, it's better not to be rare, just to get rid of your entanglement with sister paper.
"Sister paper, then I'm leaving, goodbye. Shao Yitian waved his hand at Su Yuting as he spoke, but at the same time said in his heart that he would never see him again.
"Wait!" Shao Yitian hadn't taken two steps before Su Yuting's voice sounded.
Hearing Su Yuting's voice, Shao Yitian seemed to hear the voice of the devil, stopped and turned around, looked at Su Yuting with a bitter face and asked, "Sister paper, what else do you have to order?"
When Su Yuting saw Shao Yitian's appearance, she felt relieved, hum, tell you to deceive this girl!
"Tell me your phone number?" Su Yuting said.
Shao Yitian said: "Sister paper, you don't want to call and harass me when you are lonely at night, do you? I have a girlfriend, it seems a little immoral for you to do this, right?"
If there was no one nearby, Su Yuting really wanted to take a kitchen knife and cut off Shao Yitian's tongue! It's so annoying, who is going to call you? The reason why this girl wants to leave your phone number is because she thinks that if you lie to this girl just now, it will make you have a bad life.
"Do you want to say it?" Su Yuting looked at Shao Yitian and didn't say anything.
Shao Yitian didn't dare not say it, if he didn't say it, Su Yuting would definitely follow behind him like a competent female bodyguard.
I said. Shao Yitian had no choice but to take Su Yuting, so he honestly told Su Yuting his mobile phone number.
Su Yuting was afraid that Shao Yitian would deceive her, so she deliberately dialed Shao Yitian's mobile phone in front of Shao Yitian, and when she heard Shao Yitian's mobile phone ringing, Su Yuting saved Shao Yitian's number.