Chapter 127: Misnamed
Updated: 2013-08-27
When it was cold in autumn, Lu Mengjian was so cold by his words that he trembled, and he jumped out of the way, "Hey, hey, you're not playing tricks, you're obviously already fine!" I warn you, you, if you dare to mess with me, I will let my husband clean you up, my husband is ......"
"Hahaha," You Ziqi laughed heartily, and almost fell to the ground and rolled on the ground.
Lu Mengjian looked puzzled, could it be that he relied on his father's rights to treat his words as a joke! So he turned around and was about to go out.
"Hey, hey, don't go yet," You Ziqi laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, he tried his best to resist his urge to laugh, and asked with his eyebrows, "Who is your husband?" Do you know what your husband does? ”
"My husband...... Of course it's me who is the father-in-law, that's just my affectionate name for him," Lu Mengjian replied with a weak heart, she had never called Lin Daimo with such a title before, and this time she somehow shouted out the modern man's statement in a hurry, but looking at the appearance of You Ziqi, I am afraid that this title is something bad.
Sure enough, You Ziqi smiled even more after hearing this, "Haha, you actually called your husband husband, it turns out that your father-in-law is actually a eunuch, no wonder, no wonder!" ”
"Eunuch?!" Lu Mengjian couldn't cry or laugh, the difference between the ancient language of the ancients and the modern one is too big, the same two words are very different from each other to others, Lin Daimo unknowingly became a eunuch, this gap is too big.
"It's okay, don't worry, I won't say anything about this casually, don't worry, if I dare to say it, I'll bite my tongue and kill myself eating and choking to death by drinking water, it's poisonous enough! Hahaha......" You Zi said it seriously, and couldn't help laughing, no wonder the person he sent to Shita Village to inquire said that Lin Daimo left the village a few days ago, but Lu Mengjian still seemed to be nothing, it turned out that the relationship between these two people was nothing more than Er'er!
Lu Mengjian left angrily, but he couldn't calm down in his heart, this You Ziqi is not only a big scoundrel, but also a good thing, looking at his gloating appearance, I'm afraid I wish I could marry an incompetent person, so that he can be amused and dispatched!
"Damn, I should have taught him a good lesson at that time, what is the matter if I run away by myself like this, the key is that Lin Daimo is obviously not that kind of person, if he really misunderstood, alas, how can he say this. But since he said that he wouldn't say 'messy', he shouldn't say 'messy'......" Lu Mengjian stopped, wanting to go back and explain to You Ziqi, but he was afraid that he would be humiliated again, so he asked for 'sex'.
But the more she thought about it, the more she felt that something was wrong, when she saw so many people in the forum saying that men's 'flowers' were all lower body animals, but she and Lin Daimo had been in the same 'bed' for so long, so close, he didn't even touch her, except for those few accidental accidents, he wouldn't be really incompetent, right...... Lu Mengjian thought as he walked, and unconsciously blushed.
Lin Daimo had been gone for seven days, and she suddenly began to miss a little.
Before Huo Qing left, he ordered Yanruo to stay in the Lin Mansion in order to protect the safety of Lu Mengjian and others at any time, Bai Yiran had always looked at Yanruo as the horse's head, so he also volunteered to stay, but with the 'sex' of these two people, in just two days, the small courtyard was noisy.
It's not that Yan Ruo can't get along with others, but Bai Yiran, he is like a fart, following Yan Ruo all the time, Yan Ruo gets up early to practice swords, he also follows the dancing knife to 'get' the gun, Yan Ruo entered the kitchen, he also followed into the kitchen and knocked over the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar all over the floor.
Dan Bai resolutely spoke, Yan Ruo would inevitably choke him with a word and roll his eyes, and in the end he could only smile and show goodwill, but with Yan Ruo's 'sex', it would be a stinky beating at every turn. And Bai Yiran was indomitable, got up from the ground and then patted the horse's whiskers, Yan Ruo was really impatient, so she could only try to avoid him to ask for some purity, but in most cases, she couldn't hide at all.
Lu Mengjian took the car back to his home full of thoughts, and as soon as he arrived at the 'door' of the house, he heard Yan Ruo's clear voice and said, "Are you annoyed, are you annoyed!" I warn you, you sit here honestly for me, dare to take a step, be careful that I cut you! ”
"My aunt's 'milk' and 'milk', I will listen to you what you say, don't be angry, okay? I really don't know that girl, if I do, bah, look at my mouth, I really should be beaten! Except for you, how dare I know other girls, I don't dare to give me two guts, don't listen to that matchmaker's nonsense, it's nothing! I swear, I won't ever look at another 'woman' in my life except you! Bai resolutely pleaded with a mournful voice, if it weren't for Yan Ruo's words first, he was afraid that he would have the heart to kneel down and admit his mistakes.
"Come on, I can't see your little ninety-nine? Hmph, I don't know who it was at the time, standing at the 'door' with a 'flower', grinning when I saw a beautiful girl, you are a fool when you are a person! Yan Ruo pouted, who was Bai Yiran, she had already sent someone to inquire clearly, how could she not know his amorous 'sex'.
"Wronged, I'll take a 'flower' and stand at the 'door' to smell the fragrance, how do I know that the girl came forward and snatched it away, this thing is really not bad for me!" Bai resolutely suddenly stretched out his arm and grabbed Yan Ruo's clothes, pulled Yan Ruo down to his side, and snorted and cried.
"Let go, I'll count three times, you know the consequences, one, two......" Yan Ruo raised her hand, Bai resolutely raised her head and closed her eyes tightly, with an expression of letting go of the beating.
"Sister Ruo, what are you doing here?" Lu Mengjian was originally able to listen vigorously at the 'door', but when he heard that Yanruo was about to do it again, he broke in in time and interrupted the conversation between the two.
Yan Ruo has always been used to freedom, and she has never ignored the dissuasion of others, it can be seen that Lu Mengjian still put her hand down, but for her, General Huo Qing's orders had to be obeyed.
"You sit here honestly, if you dare to move," Yan Ruo turned around and made a knife swing motion, Bai resolutely nodded like a kitten.
"With less 'milk' and 'milk', can you go well into the city today?" Yan Ruo originally planned to accompany Lu Mengjian into the city together, but was blocked back by Lu Mengjian, and even sneaked out while she was practicing martial arts, which made her depressed for a whole morning.
"Well, it's okay, it's okay, Sister Ruo, you still call me Mengjian, you call me less 'milk' and 'milk' like this, it's really tormenting me......" Lu Mengjian didn't know how many times he said it, but Yanruo still resolutely refused to change his words, and Bai Yiran naturally followed Yanruo's change of mouth and always used the words "less milk" and "milk" to commensurate with it, which made Lu Mengjian have a headache.
"Brother Bai, in fact, others are 'very' good," Lu Mengjian saw that Bai resolutely kept blinking his eyes in the back, and naturally became a lobbyist again, but Yan Ruo obviously didn't eat this set, and immediately led the topic to Youyou.
In addition to learning to speak and read with Lu Mengjian these days, Yoyo also has a strong interest in martial arts, whenever Yan Ruo practices martial arts, he always squats on the ground and looks at it seriously, and after reading it, he has a kind of analogy, although Yan Ruo does not plan to accept apprentices, but he is interested in watching Youyou, and occasionally teaches him two styles.
"Yoyo has made rapid progress in the past two days, this kid has excellent qualifications, I think you should find a teacher for him to teach him well, and he may become a martial arts wizard one day."
Yan Ruo finished speaking seriously, but Lu Mengjian was a little hesitant, the leisurely 'sex' was originally wild, under the guidance of the wolves, he was no longer an ordinary child, in case he was wild 'sex', his good kung fu would become the source of the scourge.
Her hesitation, Bai resolutely couldn't hold back, "Yan'er, your martial arts are so good, wouldn't it be good if you just accepted Youyou as a disciple!" ”
"Shut up, you know what! Less 'milk' and 'milk', it's really not that I don't want to accept Youyou as an apprentice, but when I went down the mountain, the master specially told me that my martial arts have not yet reached the point of perfection, and it is inevitable that I will be a little impetuous, so before I reach the realm of Dacheng, I must not accept apprentices at will. And the matter of accepting apprentices is related to the teacher's 'door', and please forgive me for less 'milk' and 'milk'. Yanruo stretched out her hand to seal Bai Yiran's throat, and Bai Yiran struggled for a moment and could only give up.
"Thank you Sister Ruo for your kindness in this matter, but now Yoyo's 'sexual' personality is still unstable, so I don't want him to learn such advanced martial arts as Sister Ruo now, let's talk about it in a few days," Lu Mengjian smiled indifferently, his face was not different, just when Yoyo ran in from outside the 'door', and when he saw Lu Mengjian, he threw himself into her arms.
"Mother, hungry," Youyou's dirty little hands rubbed back and forth on Lu Mengjian's clothes, Lu Mengjian seemed to be unconscious, just smiled and pinched his little face.
"Yoyo, will you call my sister in the future, come and tell me, sister," Lu Mengjian said patiently, she had said to Yoyo countless times earlier, but Yoyo always shouted at her mother with an innocent face, Lu Mengjian was young and didn't plan to accept this child as a son.
Youyou only cared about drilling into her arms, and Lu Mengjian was helpless, so he had to pull him to the kitchen.
Although Liu's mother is gradually getting better, she is still inevitably frightened by Youyou, and it is not easy to 'show' some smiles to Youyou in the past two days, this will be when she is sitting in the kitchen to choose vegetables, and when she sees Youyou, she hurriedly threw down the dishes in her hand, and told while walking in, "Do you want to eat again, I'll take it for you, hey, you can't let him come in and 'mess' around, you don't know that I cleaned up for most of the day yesterday, from now on, you must not come in again, and the girl outside, how can she help!" ”
Youyou took the vegetable cake handed over by Liu's mother, squatted at the mouth of the 'door' and ate it.
He took a bite, but he didn't smell a trace of 'meat', so he turned his head to look at Lu Mengjian, and just wanted to throw it away, but thinking about Lu Mengjian's stern appearance, he still handed the cake to his mouth with a little grievance.
Zhong'er went into the mountains with Li Laoqi a few days ago to collect 'medicine', and today he came down from the mountain, and he got a good thing from the mountain, so he just entered the yard, threw down the 'medicine' basket and ran to the forest house, and shouted loudly as soon as he arrived at the 'door', "Yoyo, come out quickly, you see what a good thing this is!" ”