Chapter Thirty-Eight, Frolic
Seeing my appearance, Xiao Yan didn't say any sharper sarcasm.
Also, if he dares to mock again, I will cry to him directly, although I will not get any practical comfort, but anyway, I can also gag his mouth, right?
This is the best way to deal with Xiao Yan.
Seeing Xiao Yan hurriedly come to my side, I instantly felt less uncomfortable, and even the toner felt sweet.
As for the question of whether to be in a hurry or not, I understand it myself, because if he is not in a hurry, I guess I am in a hurry to wonder if Xiao Yan is going to break up with me.
"Are you a pig? Can you look like this on duty? ”
Come on, why do I think this toner is so pungent?
I lowered my head slightly, indicating that I was sad, but in fact, I just wanted him to be gentle with me and stop being poisonous.
"Isn't this a new life, and then they weren't very familiar with some things, and when they saw that the printer didn't have toner, they called me from the side."
Xiao Yan was sorting out the toner on my hair on the side, and the result may have been that there was no way to save it on my hair, so he shifted the direction and began to slap it on my body.
"Xiao Yan, cough cough, lighten up, although I also think that my image is not perfect, but I also want to live."
After speaking, Xiao Yan really eased up a little bit, but I really want to say that it still hurts.
However, Xiao Yan did not give me a chance to speak in this regard,
He looked at me with a sharp look in his eyes, like, at a stray dog on the side of the road.
Isn't it full of love, let me clarify first, because Xiao Yan was bitten by a stray dog because of playfulness when he was a child, so he wanted to run away when he saw a stray dog.
"Don't come near me, and then? Are you stupid yourself? Won't do it? ”
I looked at Xiao Yan under the fog in front of me, and said helplessly,
"Don't shoot anymore, or lighter, it's okay, now I don't know how to think we've ascended to immortality."
After speaking, he scattered the toner in front of him with his hand, but he felt that the effect was not very good, so he picked up the textbook on the table and scattered, and said to Xiao Yan next to him while scattering,
"It's not that I can't do it, I'm thinking about teaching them, I'm guiding them on the side, but I didn't expect to spread it directly."
Xiao Yan looked skeptical; "Can it be like this?"
I smiled wryly; "Later, the classmate picked it up again, and the toner cartridge was facing my face, and it was directly a 'Heavenly Maiden Scattered Flowers', and then I became like this."
After finishing speaking, Xiao Yan suddenly slapped it hard, and then heard him say,
"Xia Nuan, you are really enough, every time someone else's girlfriend sees her boyfriend, she is either wearing beautiful makeup or wearing beautiful clothes."
After saying this, Xiao Yan raised his head and looked at my face carefully, and I also looked at him suspiciously.
Then he lowered his head again and smiled, probably thinking that the timing was not right, because he was accusing me.
Then he continued; "Look at you again, what about the makeup? The big cat, the clothes, have just come out of the mud. ”
After listening to his accusations, I instantly felt dumbfounded, not because I was angry, after all, what he said was indeed the truth.
I thought about Xiao Yan carefully, but I really couldn't think of any shame on him, so I thought about it hard, and finally thought of it.
"You forgot that you appeared in front of me wet once, and I didn't dislike you back then. So, let's stop pointing fingers at each other. Obviously they are all the same kind of people, isn't there a saying that says - not a family, not a family. ”
I looked at Xiao Yan happily, waiting for his approving voice or action, but I saw him frowning, as if thinking about the truth of the matter.
I saw through him, "You believe me, I really didn't lie to you about this. 100 percent true,"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Yan seemed to think of something, and his brows relaxed.
"Xia Nuan, can you still talk about it? I went into the water to save people. ”
After saying that, he didn't feel that it was enough, and glared at me again.
,,,
I think he just doesn't want to admit it. Well, I think I'm a bit, too.
"Okay, I won't talk about it, I can't talk about it, I think you should study law, it's very suitable for you."
But don't say anything else, Xiao Yan is really obedient, look, if I don't talk about it just now, people really don't care about you, hehehe.
I took a look at his face, well, I haven't been yet.
"Don't squeak, what now?"
Xiao Yan took a deep breath and held it for a long time before whispering to me,
"Don't talk now, as soon as you speak, the toner on your body will fly."
I was stunned and looked at Xiao Yan who was bent in front of me,
"Then, why don't you ignore me?"
"Are you a fool, see for yourself, as soon as you speak, don't the toner on your body fly around?"
After saying that, I managed to see the toner on my body, and it successfully reached the ends of his hair and the corners of his clothes.
After watching the flying of these toners, I looked at Xiao Yan and found that Xiao Yan was also looking at me,
"Satisfied?"
I stifled a smile and said seriously; "I'm very satisfied, it's worthy of falling from me, what do I think, these toners know it clearly."
As soon as I finished saying this, Xiao Yan directly slapped indiscriminately, and said in his mouth,
"Oh? It seems that these toners are really not cleaned up. ”
My vision was hazy, and with the cooperation of toner, I looked at Xiao Yan on the other side, who was also shrouded in fog.
Thinking to myself; At this point, if I don't fight back, I'll be a fool.
Next, it's an honor that in the tall and quiet place of the office, Xiao Yan and I experienced a scuffle.
As for the question of who wins and loses, I actually think it is, in my personal understanding. Because
Although I have become a veritable flower cat, Xiao Yan, he is not much better. The last of our stops was the truce bell at the shouts of another man.
"Mom, Xia Nuan, are you crazy, stop it, you see for yourself what the office has become, I said how did you come here from the side, it turned out that you came here to play?"
As soon as I heard this, I quickly stopped.
Nonsense, the ministers are here, and I still don't stop? In the words of adults; Don't you want to do it?
In the battle where I took the initiative to stop, Xiao Yan did not bully me, so when both sides stopped, we were finally able to see each other's current appearance.
"Chairman? Hello Chairman, why are you here? ”
Minister, can you straighten your back a little?
looked at the minister at the door angrily, and then looked at Xiao Yan in front of him,
"Hahahaha, you're so ugly,"
Look at you and say that I will be said later,
Xiao Yan seemed to see my true thoughts in my heart, and there was no squeak, I think he felt that someone was coming, so he paid attention to his appearance and language.
But I think with the way he looks now, who can believe that this is the chairman?
Suddenly, I noticed that Xiao Yan's eyes looked behind me, and then signaled to me again.
I looked back in confusion, oh, it was for me to look in the mirror.
I looked at me in the mirror, huh? Who's this?
"Xiao Yan ,,,"
I feel like my voice can surround every corner of the campus.
Xiao Yan didn't squeak yet, but the minister next to him stopped me.
"Xia Nuan, pay attention to your words and deeds, how can you talk to the chairman."
"Minister, look at what has become of me."
What does it look like, the long hair is under the destruction of Xiao Yan, and it is successfully more spectacular than the bird's nest, as for my face,
I don't think the minister would have been able to recognize who I was if he hadn't known that I was on duty today, with the big paws on my forehead, the cat-like whiskers on my face, and the 'dark circles' like pandas, those clothes and whatever, I think I would have thrown it away now.
The minister looked at my image, coughed lightly, and continued; "This chairman's 'painting' is really good."
Minister, your flattering appearance makes me want to kick you into the Pacific Ocean to feed the sharks,
No, I don't think sharks can get used to the minister's grimace.
"Minister, it's okay, we're playing here by ourselves, and we'll clean it up in a moment."
"You clean up," I looked at Xiao Yan viciously, I didn't break it because I was afraid that someone was here, Xiao just wanted to exploit my labor.
As soon as the minister heard this, he waved to us directly to say goodbye, and secretly gestured to me for a mobile phone contact before leaving.
It's in line with his temperament.
After the minister left, I squinted at Xiao Yan beside me, and reluctantly raised my gaze, not because of anything else, but just because I was too short, and if I didn't raise it a little higher, I wouldn't be able to see anyone.
"People are gone, you, go clean up."
It's not that I forced Xiao Yan, it's obvious that he just said he wanted to clean up, and I didn't threaten to put a knife on his neck.
"Are you sure? I remember the paper you asked me to comment on,,"
Thinking of the degree of failure in this lesson,
"Brother, hey, don't be so polite, I'll go now, you sit here and rest first."
When I clean, the thing I think about is,
There is no regret medicine in this world, really, I can buy it at a high price.
But after that, Xiao Yan didn't sit still, and still dangled in front of me very kindly.
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After cleaning up a lot, Xiao Yan and I came to Xiao Yan's residence with alternative hairstyles and clothes.
When I opened the door and entered the house, I lay directly on the sofa in the living room.
said with emotion; "Every time I come, I come to clean up for you, and finally once, I can rest."
Xiao Yan poured me a cup of hot water from the side and put it in front of me, revealing the smoke coming out of the cup.
looked at Xiao Yan on the side, drinking water, and talking in his mouth; "Didn't you ask me to cook for you? Who said you cleaned up my cooking every time? ”
Well, a complete defeat.
"Hurry up and take a shower,"
Listening to Xiao Yan's light words, although they are very serious, but why, I sound a little colorful?
I looked at Xiao Yan awkwardly; "Why don't you wash first?"
It's awkward to say that.
Xiao Yan didn't move, he looked at me next to him, and I felt a little uncomfortable in my back even when I was lying down. ,
Well, it's actually very uncomfortable.