Chapter 1011: Reprimand
"Cut! A bunch of guys who can't afford to lose, where is this, and they kicked me out of the gambling game! Claireye was very angry and stuffed all the bets he had won into his bag, and then walked around in front of the cauldron, bored and fished out a rabbit leg from the pot, and continued to gnaw.
The jade rabbit in this moon palace after a long time of medicine training, the muscles are tight, much stronger than the average rabbit, although the jade rabbit is never the best ingredient in the mouth of the clairvoyant, but it is much better than ordinary things, otherwise, Erlang God will not let the roaring dog go to the moon palace to fight the autumn wind, and invite the gods to drink, things are not good, and invite people to come, isn't this a slap in the face? Pickle sticks and white water, this thing, just eat it secretly, don't take it out to serve guests.
Clairvoyant was eating, and he saw the whistling dog turning his belly and constantly kicking his hind legs, and his mouth was constantly spitting white foam, which seemed to be running out of time!
"Wow! The best ingredients, the living Roaring Sky Dog Erlang God will never let us eat it, but the dead ones are not necessarily! Clairvoyant was excited, and instantly rushed to the front of the Howling Dog, to see when the Howling Dog would die.
As a result, a strong smell of alcohol almost blinded the clairvoyant, "Dry!" What kind of wine does a dog drink? Clairing scolded and left, where is this howling dog going to die, it is clear that he drank too much, and vomited while falling asleep.
Just when Claireye was about to go back and continue to gnaw on rabbits, he found that Shunfeng Er, a bastard, had squatted next to the cauldron and started to gnaw on rabbit meat at some point.
"Huh? Why are you here too? No, I saw you just now that you were not lucky, right? Why don't you keep up the good work! Could it be that you are also a good man? Clairvoyant asked to Shunfeng's ear.
"A fart of the old Qian, Lao Tzu is a tailwind, you think it's the same as you, I like to peek at other people's cards, I overheard Erlang God in the back and He Xiangu...... Forget it, forget it, don't say it, don't say it" After Shunfeng said a word, he suddenly thought of the fierce face of Erlang God, and suddenly there was no sound.
"Wow! Erlang God and He Xiangu! Is it so exciting! I want to watch, I want to watch! As soon as Clairvoyant heard this, he suddenly came to his senses, "If you can beat Erlang God, you are not afraid of being hammered to death by him, and let the dog bite you, whatever you see" Shunfeng Er's next sentence suddenly made Clairant become honest, and obediently squatted on the ground and ate rabbit meat with Shunfeng Er.
Sure enough, after a while, Erlang God walked out of the backyard, tidied up his clothes, and then grabbed some chips, and also joined the gambling game of the immortals, after a cup of tea, He Xiangu also walked out of the backyard lightly, Erlang God and He Xiangu deliberately staggered the time, and the province was seen by people, but everyone is a fairy, the heavenly court is so big, and you don't see it all day long, what is this? Ah, what's this?
Immortals live with heaven and earth, and it is inevitable that they will be lonely and lonely in their long lifespan, the goddess fairy is looking for a few strong and handsome partners, and the male fairy is looking for a few graceful and handsome women, what is this? The Jade Emperor and Chang'e are directly public, Erlang God and He Xiangu are too careful.
"I've always been a little distracted, Shunfeng, have you? I'm pretty sure the last time I felt this way was during the Battle of the Gods," clairvoyant asked Shunfeng.
"Hey, don't you say, I really haven't found out yet, my brain is also jumping now, you and I monitor the world, if we both have this feeling, it means that something big will happen in the world! Look, look, I'll listen, look what's going on in the Nether! Shunfeng said to clairvoyance.
"It's not good, I was reprimanded by the Jade Emperor just now, don't let us meddle in our affairs, and now the monks of Lingshan have the final say" Clairvoyant suddenly coaxed.
"Shit! If the Jade Emperor doesn't let you watch it, you won't watch it? If it's not important, if you don't report it, it's over, the Jade Emperor knows if you look at the lower realm? Fool, you! What if this big event is kicked by someone in Lingshan? If you tell the Jade Emperor about this, the Jade Emperor will be crazy! After reprimanding the clairvoyant a few words, Shunfeng Ear took the lead in listening to the Nether.
"Good!" Clairvoyant thought for a moment, and felt that what Shunfeng Er said was not wrong at all, so he also opened his clairvoyance and looked towards the nether.
"I'm !!" This is amazing, clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear roared out at the same time, startling those immortals who were still gambling and drinking. absolutely
"What are you screaming about! Scare Lao Tzu! "Li Tianwang has just won back the exquisite pagoda that he exported, and he is in a good mood, and he plans to win a few more games, and it is best to win those goddesses and immortals with their butts!
"It's amazing, come and see, come and see, Lingshan has sent troops to attack the lower boundary, and it is a place called Lechuan City! Wow! That Lechuan City is also amazing, there are more than a dozen demon king-level guys! Hurry up, we will give you HD live broadcast! Clairvoyant shouted loudly.
After listening to the words of the clairvoyant, the immortals looked at each other, then threw away the cards in their hands, and hurriedly rushed to the front of the clairvoyant and Shunfeng Ear, only to see the eyes of the clairvoyant flash, turned into a projector, and showed the huge 3D picture in front of the immortals, showing the city of Lethe.
At this time, Chu Ming was dressed in pitch-black armor, holding a giant super hammer, the first sword hung on Chu Ming's waist, and Chu Ming's side was the Bull Demon King, Jiao Demon King, Peng Demon King, Macaque King, Lion Camel King, and some big demons in the world, the old demon of Montenegro This guy can only be regarded as a third-class demon king, who is mixed with miscellaneous soldiers, and he can't come to the table at all.
The Great Protective Array of Lethe City has all been opened, the Great Array of Steaming Mountains and Boiling Seas has also been prepared, and the entire Lethe City is shrouded in various colors of light, and the enemy that Chu Ming has to face is a golden auspicious cloud in the sky above Lethe City.
Above this auspicious cloud, there are a group of Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Arhats, plus monks like a sea, several wearing hoops, and the giant demons who have been forbidden are constantly roaring, including nine lions and six-tusked white elephants that have been brushed away as mounts, they are naturally unwilling to help Xitian to attack Chu Ming, but the hoops are worn on their heads, and they can't help themselves.
"See, this is how the bald heads of the West Heaven treat our demon clan! To take refuge in the West is to be a lackey for them! Even if Lao Tzu dies, he will drag a monk to hell! Definitely not going to be the mount of these monks! The Bull Demon King was so angry that he squeaked the mixed iron rod in his hand, and seeing the situation of the nine lions and the six-tusked white elephant that were not weaker than himself, the Bull Demon King could almost imagine what it would be like if he was caught by the monks of the West Heaven.
"Brothers, I won't talk about many younger brothers, today we join forces to repel these monks, which can be regarded as fighting for our demon clan, and no one in these three realms will dare to bully our demon clan in the future!" Chu Ming turned to the demon kings and drank, winning a burst of cheers.
"Amitabha" at this time accompanied by a chanting of the Buddha's name, the sunlight on the horizon suddenly became a lot stronger, the shining people could not open their eyes, an incomparably huge Buddha statue followed the sun, appeared in front of the demons, this Buddha statue almost stood up to the sky, not to mention that there are thousands of feet high, some of the little demons who cultivated low, after seeing the Buddha statue, they actually kicked their legs, rolled their eyes, and fell into a coma.
"Humph! I said, you monks, apart from showing how positive and radiant your image is, what else do you do? Have you done anything good for this world? You don't have anything to do, but you know that you can't light up your dark nature by asking for offerings from believers, asking for faith, no amount of incense, no amount of lamps! The enemy is killed, you say don't resist, the knife is blunt, naturally it will not be cut, you have to use love to influence the enemy, the enemy retreats, you say don't chase, God has the virtue of a good life, I bah! Drink and cut off not the heads of you bald asses! Chu Ming saw that Rulai was pretending to be 13 in front of him, and he immediately scolded him mercilessly.
Chu Ming's words went straight to Rulai's heart, no one has ever seen Zen Buddhism so thoroughly like Chu Ming, Rulai suddenly felt a little flustered in his heart, that's right, what Chu Ming said is not wrong at all, if everyone in the world listens to Chu Ming's words, then Zen Buddhism will be finished.
"Evil beasts! If everyone puts down the butcher's knife, then there will be no killing and no suffering in this world," Rulai defended.
"Bah, if everyone puts down the butcher's knife, then you are the one who takes the butcher's knife! Look at the Nine Holy Yuan Spirits, and then look at the six-tusked white elephant, what compassion, what kindness, your own hearts are black, why should you ask others not to harm other things! Chu Ming suddenly pointed at Rulai and shouted.
Chu Ming used the Reality Gem, so that Chu Ming's roar spread almost throughout the entire state where Lechuan City was located, and suddenly, Chu Ming's words attracted a large number of Buddhist believers, and the faith in his heart began to waver, and when he noticed this, his face darkened.
"Well said!" In the heavenly court, a group of immortals applauded, no immortal likes the group of monks in the West Heaven who are full of benevolence and morality, and have done all the bad things behind their backs, the true faces of the monks have been lifted, how can the immortals not be happy?
"Hahaha, this guy is really interesting, speaking of my heart, I hope his real ability is as powerful as his mouth, if he can survive under the hands of the dead bald man of Rulai, then my Erlang God must worship him!" Erlang God said angrily, which made a large number of immortals wonder if Erlang God was born as a bandit before he became a god.