Chapter 209: Joke Contest in the Ice and Snow Clouds

That day, the Sirius King also laughed wildly: "Woohahaha, what the Dark Star King Brother said is right, telling jokes and stories is the strength of our Sirius people, the Radiant Star King Lao'er, if you lose, hurry up and give up this small galaxy, this is the jurisdiction of a galaxy to control such a large universe, and only my highly intelligent Sirius King and Dark Star King are the best candidates, the Magic Star King Lao'er, at most, can only manage his super magic galaxy."

The Radiant Star King reprimanded: "Sirius King, what you said as the Universe Demon Wolf King is a joke, what high intelligence do you have to rule this starry galaxy, and what kind of highly intelligent civilization and invincible super energy are praised to dominate this vast and boundless universe, what an idiot!" The Radiant Star King's righteous and stern words were unanimously cheered and praised by Xiao Feiying and others who were listening in the nearby clouds. Shui Qiuzi stuck her head out of the porthole of the half-open cockpit of the "Earth One" super spaceship and cheered excitedly: "Wow, what the Radiant Star King said is great, this Sirius King is a self-righteous idiot, why are you alien planetary devils invading our galaxy."

"That's it, you, the fanged wolf demon of Sirius, are a boastful guy, and what you say is nonsense, not even a joke, even more insidious than the dark star king of that dark planet, but you don't want to really occupy this galaxy gate", Gao Shuai Shuai echoed. Listening to Gao Shuaishuai say that he was more insidious than the Dark Star King, that day the face of the Sirius King turned blue and purple, and he couldn't wait to wave his palm and send out a wolf magic lightning, and with one palm, he photographed Gao Shuai Shuai and the others who were standing in the earth's spaceship and the spaceship they were riding in the clouds and destroyed the sky, and said angrily: "Woo yes, I'm really angry, you little earth kid dares to say bad things about the invincible Sirius King of my universe, I really don't want to live, but this star king is the head of the Super Sirius galaxy in the center of a universe, Don't worry about you little boy of the earth."

"Woohahaha, colleagues in the universe, god-level friends, brave and intelligent earthlings and Sirius King brothers, don't get excited, dissipate the anger, it hurts the body, it doesn't matter if you say more or less, and a piece of meat is indispensable, isn't it, our main task now is to hold a joke story competition, that is, to show their wisdom and talents, to add some fun to this once-in-a-lifetime Armageddon of the universe, of course, if anyone is afraid of losing, can they automatically quit, How about my Dark Star King naturally become a well-deserved Emperor of the Universe? Magic Star King Lao'er, do you dare"? The tall and terrifying Dark Star King who stood in the sky laughed wildly.

Xiao Feiying said angrily: "Grandma's, this Dark Star King is so hypocritical, what he says is better than what he sings, in essence, he is a cunning super alien demon, this kind of alien is very difficult to deal with." Lan Beibei shouted loudly: "Hey, Dark Star King, why do you have the final say in the matter of this cosmic starry sky, you have led hundreds of thousands of aliens from the Dark Devil Invincible Clan to invade our incomparably beautiful galaxy, have you considered our feelings?" Full of wisdom, civilization, benevolence, righteousness, and morality, he is actually an ambitious and extremely arrogant and terrifying alien king, and a star king like you will never be praised by all living beings in the universe."

Shui Qiuzi continued: "Sister Beibei is right, why do people in the universe have to listen to you as a terrifying alien boss, we won't start a joke story competition with you, unless your Dark Star King leads the aliens of your Dark Devil Invincible Clan to withdraw from the territory of this galaxy and withdraw to your super dark planet."

The dark star king laughed wildly: "Woohahaha, you two beautiful earth girls don't understand the things in this universe, you earthlings used to have an old saying, the world's major events, together for a long time, must be divided, divided for a long time, there are too many stars in the starry sky galaxy of the universe today, the aliens in the major starry sky are fighting for themselves, and the management is relatively chaotic, which is not conducive to the development and progress of the civilization of the universe, and my dark star king unifies the universe for the sake of the people of the world, and the starry sky of the universe will be unified sooner or later, isn't it." Gao Shuai Shuai was about to say something, only to hear the Magic Star King standing in the clouds thousands of meters away say: "Okay, the Dark Star King doesn't have to find an excuse for his ambition to invade the galaxy and dominate the universe, this cosmic Armageddon Armageddon has been halfway through, and the time and space where your Dark Star King got the super energy nine-colored cosmic magic bead are getting closer and closer, but my Magic Star King can clearly tell you the Dark Star King, your ambition to dominate the universe and stars will be just an unrealistic dream in the end, Therefore, this Star King has the confidence to fight your Dark Star King and Sirius King to the end, therefore, it is still possible to hold a joke story contest in the cloud battlefield inside the rotating cloud disk in the center of the galaxy, and I am willing to accompany the Magic Star King, and this Star King believes that the Radiant Star King, as the head of this galaxy, is also confident to meet any challenge."

Standing in the clouds not far from the Magic Star King, the Radiant Star King said in a loud voice and a firm tone: "What the Magic Star King said is extremely true, I, the Radiant Star King, have the confidence and wisdom to meet the challenges from your Super Dark Planet and Super Sirius Planet, victory must belong to our radiant galaxy, if the sky is loved, the sky is also old, and the right path in the world is the vicissitudes of life!" I, the Radiant Star King, now firmly believe that this cosmic starry sky will not be destroyed, the crisis is only temporary, and this Star King will lead hundreds of thousands of brave and skilled soldiers of the Galaxy's invincible team to protect this vast galaxy to the death."

The Dark Star King laughed wildly and said: "Woohahaha, the IQ of the Magic Star King Lao'er and the Radiant Star King Lao'er is still quite high, okay, okay, now the Star King announces the official start of the joke story competition, this competition adopts a best-of-three system, each invincible team sends two representatives as contestants, which side tells a joke that can make the audience laugh for a long time, which team is the champion, and the one who tells two funny super joke stories at a time is the runner-up." Gao Shuai said angrily: "Why do the rules of this joke competition have to be set by the Dark Star King, it's really arrogant."

At this time, I only heard the Sirius King ask the leaders of several Sirius Invincible Clans standing in the clouds, such as the Sirius Demon, the Black Wolf Star Demon, and the Long-Nosed Sirius Demon: "Which of you stepped forward to participate in the joke story contest for this Star King, the aliens of our Sirius Devil Invincible Clan can't be left behind." The Sirius Demon and the Black Wolf Star Demon clasped their fists together and said, "Star King, our subordinates have asked to participate in the competition, telling two little jokes is just a piece of cake for us, and winning a championship is not a matter of saying." "Uhhahaha, well, the Captain of the Long-Nosed Sirius Demon has an injured nose, so the King of the Stars will choose the two of you to participate in the joke-telling contest," the Sirius King said.

The leader of the Dark Devil Invincible Clan, Hercules Star, just wanted to ask the Dark Star King to allow him to participate in the joke storytelling competition, but he heard the Flying Leopard Star Demon say: "Great Dark Star King, dealing with several aliens from the magic planet and aliens in the galaxy, you still need the leader of the Mighty Star Demon to go out in person, as long as the subordinate Flying Leopard Star Demon and the Star Eater Demon leader can defeat all the participating opponents in one fell swoop." The Star Eater also boasted: "Star King, the leader of the Flying Leopard Star Demon is right, the subordinate Star Eater and the Flying Leopard Star Demon Leader and the Black Star Demon Leader, the three of us all worshiped the leader of the Mighty Star Demon as the master back then, not only learned and practiced the unique and peerless super energy kung fu, but also learned the enviable high wisdom, the subordinates have big heads, and no one can compare to learning cultural knowledge, telling jokes that is really frogs eating insects, what I didn't say, I have to eat the star demon to win the championship." The Star Eater bragged with a large black and wide toad mouth that was several meters long.

Gao Shuaishuai couldn't help but say: ", the two guys who eat the Star Demon and the Flying Leopard Star Demon can blow one more than the other, captain, can we represent the galaxy in the competition, we can't just stay in this spaceship as spectators." "Gao Fushuai is right, everyone bring a spore laser gun just in case, fly out with me immediately, Gao Fushuai and Shui Qiuzi will represent us to save the earth Youth Invincible Squad, that is, to represent the galaxy to compete, telling jokes is Shui Qiuzi and Gao Fushuai's strength, the jokes they used to tell to the hidden star king and haha star king in the palace of Proxima Centauri, that is, the triad planet, you can also take it out again", Xiao Feiying reminded. Tianyu smiled: "Hahaha, Gao Fushuai can show his skills again this time", and opened the door of the spaceship's cockpit as he spoke. Gao Fushuai, Shui Qiuzi, Lan Beibei and Tianyu each flew out with a spore laser gun in their hands, and came to a stop in the middle of the cloud sky nearly a kilometer away from the four alien invincible teams. Xiao Feiying clasped his fists and said to the Radiant Star King who was standing hundreds of meters away from the clouds: "Radiant Star King, our Save the Earth Youth Invincible Team requests to represent the Galaxy Galaxy Invincible Team to participate in the Joke Telling Storytelling Competition, several of us are ready, send the handsome guy Gao Fushuai and the beautiful Shui Qiuzi who are good at telling jokes as contestants, please approve the Radiant Star King."

The Radiant Star King was worried about who to send to participate in the joke storytelling competition, because most of the alien soldiers of the Galaxy Invincible Clan were aliens with honest and serious temperaments, and the leaders of the Colorful Cloud Light Star Leader and the Red Light Star Leader and the Purple Light Star and other Galactic sub-team leaders also did not know how to tell jokes, at this time, I heard Xiao Feiying say that it was natural to send Gao Fushuai and Shui Qiuzi, who were good at telling jokes, to represent the Galaxy Invincible Team to participate in the competition, and quickly said gratefully: "Okay, great, With a few of you brave and intelligent Earth boys representing the Galaxy Invincible Clan to participate in the joke telling competition, this Star King will rest assured, and hundreds of thousands of soldiers of my Galaxy Invincible Clan will cheer for you."

The Magic Star King sent the Shadowless Cloud Star Boss and the Flying Cloud Star Boss to participate in the competition.

At this time, the leaders of the Sirius Demon and the Black Wolf Star Demon and the Dark Devil Invincible Team came to the central cloud sky position respectively, and the four major teams stood in front of the aliens of their respective invincible teams, and the joke story competition officially began. The tall and stout Flying Leopard Star Demon preemptively told a story about how he led the Dark Devil Invincible Vanguard Team to break into the Demon Domain Galaxy and scurry around and spent a lot of effort to finally meet the aliens of the Demon Planet, and then relied on his powerful super energy to force the leader of the Demon Planet Flying Saucer Invincible Team Leader Demon Lion Star Demon to return to the Milky Way, thinking that what he was telling was a joke, but he didn't expect that none of the alien soldiers who were watching the game around laughed, and they all looked at each other disapprovingly. The second one is about the Black Wolf Star Demon of the Sirius Invincible Clan, the Black Wolf Star Demon pondered for a long time, and couldn't think of any better joke story than the Flying Leopard Star Demon, and suddenly remembered the long nose of the Long Nose Sirius Demon that was cut off by the sword of the Orange Light Star Leader, so he laughed to himself: "Woohahaha, Woohahaha, let me tell you a very funny joke, the long nose of the Captain Sirius Demon Leader of our Sirius Invincible Team was cut off by aliens in the galaxy of people, and he became an ugly monster without a nose, The leader of the long-nosed Sirius demon was afraid that others would laugh at him, so he covered his face with a pair of big black palms every day, and the soldiers of the Sirius Invincible Clan all said when they saw him, the leader of the long-nosed Sirius demon, why did your palm grow on your face, let you eat it, woohahaha, isn't it funny." The Black Wolf Star Demon's words caused the hundreds of thousands of alien soldiers of the Sirius Invincible Clan behind him to laugh, but they did not make the aliens of the Dark Devil Invincible Clan's Dark Devil Invincible Clan's and the aliens of the Magical Shadowless Sky Army of the Magic Planet laugh. The Black Wolf Star Demon knew that it was not interesting, so he had to retreat to the back and prepare for the second round of the competition.

The third one to play in the game is the Shadowless Cloud Star Leader, since the decisive battle, the Shadowless Cloud Star Leader has been leading 100,000 Magical Shadowless Sky Armored Clans to drive the Magic Sky Flying Saucer in the cloud sky to fight the Dark Sky Armored Team of the Dark Planet, Xiao Feiying They have never had the opportunity to contact the Shadowless Cloud Star Leader. At this time, seeing that Shadowless Cloud Star represented the Magic Shadowless Heavenly Army team and participated in the Flying Cloud Star Leader Joke Story Competition, Xiao Feiying and the others were surprised and delighted, and they greeted the Shadowless Cloud Star Leader one after another, cheering for the Shadowless Cloud Star Leader. The Shadowless Cloud Star told a little joke told by an earthling, telling a joke story about Zheng Ren's shoes, which made the aliens of the Magical Shadowless Sky Army and the alien soldiers of the Galaxy Invincible Team laugh, and they all laughed at the stupidity of Zheng Guoren who bought shoes. The Star Demon was a little unconvinced, and as soon as the Shadowless Cloud Star Leader finished speaking, he took a step forward with two big thick legs shaking his head and said: "What's so funny about this, I eat the Star Demon Leader to tell a big joke story that makes everyone laugh and lie down, a few days ago, I ate the Star Demon Leader to lead a dozen people to the small earth in the solar system to explore the super energy gems, but was accidentally driven out by these little children who took the Earth spaceship, I eat the Star Demon is angry and hateful, at this time, A few small black magic stones floated to the front, what do you want me to do with the leader of the star-eating demon with powerful super energy, my stomach bulged, my mouth was big, and I grabbed a black magic stone with both palms and gnawed it up, I ate I ate I ate and ate, and I smashed dozens of black magic stones with my palm while eating, and the black magic stones that I smashed poured down like a torrential rain on the earth inhabited by their earthlings, and they were about to collapse the small earth, isn't this joke very funny, woohahaha, woohahaha, I can't help but laugh when I think about it."

"Eat the Star Demon, what kind of joke is this, you feel funny when you are defeated by other earthlings, aren't you boring to slap your swollen face and become fat", the leader of the Colorful Cloud Star sneered. The alien soldiers from Sirius and Dark Planet echoed, "yes, it's a joke, it's not funny at all." The leader of the Mighty Star Demon, who was standing in the sky watching the game, sighed: "It's over, the Dark Devil Invincible Clan's joke this time is lost, grandma, how did my Mighty Star Demon leader teach the Flying Leopard Star Demon and the Eating Star Demon two stupid guys."

Lan Beibei said in a sweet voice: "Next, I invite the two players of the galaxy team to play."

Shui Qiuzi said confidently: "I tell a joke story about covering his ears and stealing the bell, once upon a time, there was a selfish and stupid person, he liked to make people cheap, one day he took a fancy to the bell hanging on the door of someone's house, and wanted to steal it, but the bell sounded as soon as he touched it, so he covered his ears to steal the bell, who knew that he just touched the bell, the bell sounded, and the owner caught him and asked him how to cover his ears and steal other people's bells, the man said that I covered my ears and others could not hear them." As soon as Shui Qiuzi finished speaking, the Dark Star King laughed wildly: "Woohahaha, this idiom story is so interesting, the person who stole the bell is really stupid." The aliens from the other dark planets and the alien soldiers from Sirius all laughed, saying that this joke was so funny, how could there be such stupid people in the world. And the alien soldiers of the Magical Shadowless Sky Army and the aliens of the Galactic Invincible Team also talked about it and laughed.

At this time, Gao Shuaishuai stepped forward and said loudly: "Star kings, alien gods, let me tell you a joke about amnesia, once upon a time, a man had amnesia. On this day he rode on a horseback to the countryside, and suddenly he was in a hurry to relieve himself, so he went to the woods and tied his horse to make it easier, and when he was done he stood up and fastened his belt and prepared to walk, when he accidentally stepped on his dung; So he yelled, 'It's not a fucking thing, who's shit here?' Occupy Lao Tzu'". Before Gao Shuai Shuai finished speaking, the hundreds of thousands of aliens from the major invincible teams present couldn't help but laugh, "Hahahaha, hahahaha, laughing to death, it's broken, my stomach is going to burst with laughter".

The terrifying Dark Star King and Sirius King who stood in the sky both burst out laughing. "Uhhahaha, woohahaha, that man is such a fool, woohahaha, laughing to death", the tears of laughter came out of the dark star king's laughter. And hundreds of thousands of super aliens from all major planets laughed forward and backwards, they couldn't stop laughing, almost all of them fell down laughing, and some of the alien soldiers of the Dark Devil Invincible Clan even fell under the clouds, lying on the ice and snow below laughing.

The entire sky was covered in a loud and noisy burst of laughter. At this time, the leader of the Colorful Cloud Light Star commanded the main force of the Galaxy Invincible Clan to quietly gallop towards the Skeleton Devil Mountain in the distance. And Xiao Feiying also led Tianyu, Lan Beibei, Shui Qiuzi and Gao Shuaishuai to quietly return to the spaceship hovering in the clouds, and drove the "Earth One" super spaceship away quickly.