Chapter 694: I'm Scared to Death
Just as Goofy was talking to Crane Hatian, a creepy aura suddenly gushed out from the depths of the ancient tomb.
Goofy's hairs stood up instantly: "Oh no! The female devil is out! The wind is tight, and the wind is tight!" Goofy turned around and ran.
Crane Hate Tian also reacted quickly, and fled from the tomb after Gao Fei.
The reason why the two of them stood at the entrance of the ancient tomb and shouted was to make it easier to escape.
"Boom !!"
A loud bang came from inside the ancient tomb, and the ground shook several times.
"Damn! it's so dangerous!" Gao Fei stretched out his hand to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead: "If I had been a step late just now...... We can't get out. ”
"What a terrible female devil. The crane hated the sky and grinned secretly: "She is at least a cultivator of the Great Perfection of the Tribulation Period." Speaking of this, Crane hated Tian added: "The cultivation method in ancient times is different from now, the monks in ancient times cultivated both inside and outside, and paid great attention to the foundation, and every time the foundation was solid, they would be promoted to improve their cultivation, that is to say, the monks in the ancient period were much stronger than the monks today." ”
"That's right. Gao Fei nodded: "The cultivation environment in ancient times is better than now, there are treasures everywhere, and there are countless spells and cheats, and the strength will definitely be very strong when cultivating in such an excellent environment." Speaking of this, Gao Fei added another sentence in his heart: Even if the human emperor Dugu is shocking, it is estimated that he is not the opponent of the female corpse.
"I regret that I wasn't born in antiquity. He hated the sky and sighed: "The ancient period is the golden age of immortal cultivators. ”
"Nowadays, people are too frizzy, thinking about how to improve their cultivation every day, in order to compete for the treasure by unscrupulous means, any yin tricks, evil tricks will be used, even if they are brothers, sisters can turn against each other, quality, virtue, conscience, all don't want it. Gao Fei said: "If it continues like this, the human immortal cultivators will be unlucky sooner or later." ”
"Ancient times are the source of cultivating immortals, human ancestors in order to fight against ferocious beasts and harsh environment, created the method of cultivation, improve strength, ancient times is the golden age of cultivating immortals, to the present...... The world of immortal cultivation began to wither, and there were fewer and fewer geniuses...... Many of the things that have been handed down from our ancestors have been cut off. ”
"Okay, don't be emotional, let's think about how to deal with the female corpse in the ancient tomb. Gao Fei patted Crane on the shoulder: "We just need to take care of ourselves, as for others...... It has nothing to do with us. ”
"That's right. He hated the sky and smiled: "Just take care of yourself." ”
At this time, the voice of a female corpse came from inside the ancient tomb: "If you are a man, come down and duel with me!"
"Duel?" Goofy grinned, "We are serious men and never beat women. ”
"Yes, yes, yes. He hated the sky and nodded hurriedly: "We don't beat women." ”
"Beauty. Gao Fei took two steps forward, and then said to the entrance of the ancient tomb: "Let's chat, I know you are very lonely, lonely, and bored now, I can relieve your boredom, let me tell you a joke first, once upon a time there was a big hen that could lay eggs in addition to crowing......"
"Shut your foul mouth!" the female corpse roared, "If you are a man, come down and fight me, if you dare not come down, get far away, and don't bother me here." After throwing down a cruel word, the female corpse left in a huff.
"Beauty!sigh!Beauty!Don't go!" Gao Fei shouted several times, but did not get a response from the female corpse.
"Don't shout, people are far away. He hated the sky and pouted: "This female corpse is quite individual! I like women with personality!"
"Don't forget, the other party is an old woman who has lived for hundreds of thousands of years. ”
"What's wrong with the old woman? ”
“...... You guy...... The taste is really different from ordinary people......" Gao Fei said disdainfully: "Knowing you is the biggest misfortune in my life." ”
Bickering has become a habit, and if you have nothing to do, you will fight two sentences, and every time you win, Gao Fei wins.
"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense with you, I'm going to get down to business. Goofy straightened his clothes and jumped into the tomb...... After a short time, Goofy ran out, looking very embarrassed: "Ahh
"Boom, boom, boom!!"
There are constant noises in the ancient tomb, no need to ask, it must be the female corpse, she is very angry at the moment, she is extremely angry, Gao Fei provoked her several times, said some nonsense, the female corpse really wanted to chase out of the ancient tomb and tear Gao Fei apart, but ...... She didn't dare to leave the tomb, because it was daylight outside, and she was afraid of the sun......
The female corpse has been in the ancient tomb for hundreds of thousands of years, her body has long been filled with yin qi, and there is only a little bit of vitality left in her body.
It was precisely because of this worry that under Gao Fei's constant provocation, the female corpse still did not dare to leave the ancient tomb.
She's scared to death!
If she can live one second longer, she will definitely not die a second early!
"Bastard!!" The female corpse was furious, standing in the ancient tomb and shouting loudly: "Don't be caught by me! Otherwise, I will definitely tear you alive!! ah!! I'm so angry!!" She is an ancient monk, her cultivation is earth-shattering, but now she is insulted by a little monk in the realm of the unity of heaven and man, if this spreads, I don't know how many people will laugh at it.
"It's okay! I escaped in time!" Gao Fei touched Jia Jia's beating heart, going to the ancient tomb to provoke the female corpse is really too exciting and dangerous, and if you are not careful, you will die tragically on the spot, Gao Fei sighed softly: "I'm dancing on the tip of a knife, although it looks good, but it's very dangerous." ”
"You rest for a while, let me meet her. He hated the sky and shook his head, pinched his waist with one hand, pointed to the ancient tomb with the other, and then swallowed his breath, luck, and yelled: "Ah! The female corpse hiding in the ancient tomb does not dare to come out! Do you dare to make a bet with me! Dare! Do you dare!!"
"Beat your mother!" an angry curse came from inside the tomb.
"I knew you wouldn't dare. He smiled disdainfully: "What about the ancient great monks? I see that you are a stinky woman who is as timid as a mouse." ”
"You scold me!"
"I'm going to scold you!"
"Okay, good, I'll bet you!, you say, bet what!" said the female corpse angrily.
Seeing that the fish was hooked, Crane hated Tian couldn't help but show a smug smile on his face: "Don't worry, I won't embarrass you, I'm a very conscientious person, and I never embarrass women...... Bet on whether you dare to come out of the ancient tomb, if you dare to come out, I will lose, let you deal with it, if you dare not come out, you will lose, then you will listen to my orders, I will let you do, you will do anything......"
"Shameless!" The female corpse scolded: "Despicable and shameless! Bastard! How can there be such a shameless thing as you in the world! Why didn't God quickly send down a divine thunder to kill you! A bastard like you is a waste of time, a waste of air, and a waste of feelings!"
(End of chapter)
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