Xiao Yan's thoughts were still recalling, but they were suddenly interrupted.

"Nuan, you're asleep again, can you do it, the professor is watching you" At the moment when Xiao Yan turned his head, Comrade Xia Nuan was successfully awakened. , Come together suddenly, where is it, when Xia Nuan came back to his senses, he only saw the smug faces of Comrade Xiao Ye and Comrade Xiao Wang.

Xia Nuan looked at them and said viciously: "I didn't expect you to be so good, then, tonight, little girl, I will serve you two uncles, rest assured, absolutely in place." (Of course, my reward is to sing special poems handed down from China's 5,000-year-old culture while they sleep, ,,, classical Chinese.)

In the end, under my intimidation, I successfully slept again in this welcome party, as for the certain character next to me, I really didn't pay much attention, after all, handsome can only be used to appreciate, if you really let me have, I still have this self-knowledge. (So later on, I still think he probably took a fancy to my talent.) , a little narcissism, not a respect),

And Xiao Yan next to him looked at Xia Nuan's sleeping face again, and a smile unconsciously hung on his face.

I was welcoming the new students all day at noon, and when I arrived in the dormitory, I felt that I had lost my whole person. Before the whole person could react, Comrade Ye Meng's words gave me a whole moment of energy

"Xia Nuan, tomorrow Monday, Teacher Huang's class, you have to be careful", Comrade Xiao Ye successfully led out my fear, Teacher Huang, a rigorous and witty professor, for some reason, so fancy me, in his class, don't sleep, heh, impossible, every time I come to his class, I think my task is to sleep, so I think the navigation can have Li Jiaqi, sleep song is not able to understand our Teacher Huang, look around, but think this is a good way. I finally stopped sleeping, and after a conversation, I said that I couldn't be conscious. As a result, I succeeded in having a strong presence in front of him. ，

"Collect my body tomorrow, comrades," I said.

"It's not impossible, as long as you don't talk in his class, don't sleep, it is estimated that you can still take a breath when you come back tomorrow and let us give first aid" Comrade Xiao Wang kindly suggested.

"Well, I'd better die," I had given up struggling.

On Monday, under the concerned gaze of my roommates, I managed to get out of the dormitory door, why do they say they are concerned? I really thank them for making me a cup of instant coffee to prevent me from sleeping.

But still; "Next time, please prepare a latte from the café ten meters away for me, it's delicious." Although, in the end, I was ransacked, I believe that they will.

When I arrived at the classroom, it was a little tortuous (lost or something,,Don't laugh at me,University University,I think it can also be understood as a big school,,Seriously,I hope you can understand the pain of just entering the university to find a classroom,If you don't understand,Hurry up to the university to understand and understand.。 ）

Sitting in the position and carefully previewing, after a class, hehe, it is a whole corpse.

Eat at noon. The roommates couldn't help it, "How about it, this class doesn't have a sense of existence, right? Comrade Xiao Ye asked.

But Comrade Xiao Wang said, "Not really, maybe there will be a sensation today"

I just watched them silently, slowly answering their questions, really serious.

"The teacher talked about the flash marriage today, asked me about the result of the flash marriage, I said obviously, marriage, he said what if he is unhappy in marriage, simple, divorce, I blurted out without saying a word, the teacher asked again, what about after the divorce, answer: second marriage,"

As soon as I finished speaking, the rice in Comrade Xiaoye's mouth on the other side naturally came to my cheeks. I wiped it calmly, and at this point, I can also imagine the teacher's face, my God, I almost didn't out.

Ye Meng wiped his mouth, looked at me speechlessly, and said, "Comrade Xiaoxia, you are really good",

Thank you for the compliment, sometimes I feel that I admire myself, hehe (consciously). I really seriously suspect that this lesson is against my fate, really, the teacher has given up on saving my mind, or maybe he thinks my mind is very logical. After all, he didn't refute it, no.

Dinner and go out for a walk with roommates (weight loss). I'm taking a walk, and that Comrade Ye Meng doesn't know. The reason is that she abandoned me while walking, went to look at the stars and the moon with the handsome guys, and talked about the philosophy of life from poetry and songs.

Suddenly I saw Xiao Yan running there alone, thinking that it was worthy of making the girl's heart move, an athletic boy, so handsome (because I can never run running, is this what others say that I can't do, and I think it's all good when I see that others can do it?) I just wanted to turn around and leave, but when I thought about why, I figured it out later, and it turned out that I was afraid that other girls would "kill" me unconsciously.

But I didn't know anything about it at the time. I haven't figured it out yet. Comrade Xiao Yan actually walked up to me and said, "Run, lose weight?" ”

Uh, uh, it's so direct, "No, no, I'll just go out for a walk," although you are really handsome, but you can't say that I'm fat, this is a matter of principle for girls.

He saw that I ignored him, and said: "Today is the one who made Teacher Huang half angry" Comrade Xiao Yan, really, you take the initiative to leave, while I can still stay sober,

"What do you mean to be half angry? I'm just discussing the problem with the teacher, and besides, it was obviously him who asked me, and I answered very seriously, "These days, you can't wash this wrongful thing if you jump into the Yellow River (because the Yellow River is yellow, hahaha, of course, you can't wash it away)

"Then you might as well not be serious, don't you think that your serious appearance is the most terrifying?" Is this a normal person's IQ? Xiao Yan thought in his heart.

I'm so grumpy, alas, no, how does he know about me, "How do you know, you won't have any secrets about this morning, right?" Revenge on me? Impossible, face my doubts. He replied, "My roommate is in the same class as you, and besides, you are famous for your IQ,"

I hurriedly said: "Suddenly I thought that my roommate was waiting for me, I left first" Really, hearing this, I walked away in disgrace, and then chatted with him, I was afraid that I would not be able to help but beat him, but based on the fact that I couldn't beat him, I left.

Before I could start leaving, I heard Comrade Ye Meng say behind me: Xia Nuan, why didn't you wait for me, why did you go back so quickly, we just came over, I haven't had enough fun, alas, why are you back again, huh? Don't pull me,

At that time, I thought to myself: This is over, don't talk about the Yellow River, the Yellow River can't save my image.

And just like that, stumbling, stumbling, college life is on track, oh yes, another one from our dorm room is coming in a few days, and it's said that she seems to have had an accident that made her so late. If I could have predicted the future, I would have teamed up with the rest of the dormitory to get her out of the room. Because in the days to come, she really, hehe, pit me not shallowly