"Xiao Yan, won't you have said good things for me in front of your Teacher Ji last night?"

"Xia Nuan, don't forget, you had to drink it yourself last night, and you can't stop it, I just know that it turns out that with me, you have wronged your alcohol addiction!"

I suddenly had a belated void in my heart.

"No, last night it wasn't emotional! With that feeling, there is something out of the ordinary in terms of natural behavior. ”

I'm trying to explain that it's not that I'm afraid, it's really afraid. It's not easy, I survived until graduation, if this was in ancient times, it would be time to exchange love objects and promise each other for life. But at this time, something went wrong!

And Xiao Yan doesn't know what's wrong today, so he has to puncture the illusion I sketched for him.

"Out of line? I'm afraid it's not, this should be a different word, the original form is revealed, or ,,,"

"Xiao Yan, look at this morning, your purpose is to call to find fault, right?"

Before Xiao Yan finished speaking, I interrupted him eagerly, because, I found that after piercing reality, the one who was coaxed was not so embarrassed, but I was a little weak in the illusion.

As if it was a showdown, I got up straight from the bed and sat down next to the cabinet where the items were placed.

"Besides, haven't you heard a saying, it's easy to pretend to be a lady for a while, but it's not easy to pretend to be a lady for a lifetime. So, you see, if the two of us cooperate with each other, you affirm my acting skills, and I try to play the good girl who doesn't like to drink, how good. In other words, I haven't had a few drinks since I was born. ”

After a long speech, Xiao Yan still didn't pay attention to me, and I sighed in my heart; Hey, finally in terms of lip service, Xiao Yan has been said.

Before I could celebrate happily, I just heard Xiao Yan say,

"You! Lady? ”

I almost couldn't hold back, and I just showed my original form and scared him to death.

As for what the original form is, at present, I haven't figured it out for the time being, but why should I think about a horror. It's really not good, it's beautiful.

is like the white bone spirit in "Journey to the West", although the martial arts are not the strongest monsters in it, but in terms of beauty, she can still come out on top.

In the end, it really doesn't work, the beauty plan, go.

Dozens of percent of them will fall under my skirt.

Thinking about that picture, I really couldn't control it, and laughed out loud.

was heard by Xiao Yan on the other side of the phone and immediately spoke.

"Xia Nuan, are you crazy, I question your lady, you still have the heart to laugh here."

Xiao Yan's words pulled me back from my fantasy, resisted the urge to roll my eyes, and kept repeating it in my heart; I'm a lady, I'm a lady, I'm a lady.

However, as I read it, another sentence suddenly came to mind; I can't bear it, I don't need to endure it anymore.

"Xiao Yan, you are a big straight man, facial paralysis, and neurotic."

After saying that, he immediately hung up.

Nonsense, the courage that I finally mustered up, I can't let Xiao Yan disappear in a few words.

I hung up the phone for a few minutes, and suddenly received a message from Xiao Yan on my phone.

"Xia Nuan, you have backbone, I hope that the next time you see me, you will be so arrogant!"

I shuddered inside, really just a little, and then I was ready to stop eating — stop my heartbeat.

However, in life, there will always be some accidents that can make our hearts go into arrest, but what is this, not afraid, socialism educates us that a stop and a beat of the heartbeat is a normal phenomenon, and it is not normal, that may be that it will not jump after stopping, but this is also by professional pronouns, called death.

At this time, it seems a bit bad to say this, isn't it just hanging up the phone, and saying a few backbone words by the way, is it possible that Xiao Yan really let me say goodbye to the world. I'm not stupid,

Woo woo, the big deal is to accept the punishment.

The next time, it was low for a while, and in the end, it was my mother's advanced force that successfully made me forget about it.

This is not a sudden holiday, which makes this person in the family a little uncomfortable at the moment. One moment to sweep the floor, the other to wipe the table.

Later, when he saw that I had nothing to do, he directly pulled me out to purchase, which was called "Piggy".

I'd love to ask, where are the pigs. However, for the sake of my dignity, I decided to keep my mouth shut. After all, respecting the old and loving the young is the traditional virtue of our Chinese nation, although, since I was a child, I have not experienced any love for the young from my mother, but we need to learn from it and respect the old well.

I went directly to a large shopping mall next to it, my favorite is the food city on the fourth floor, and my least favorite is the supermarket on the basement floor. Especially, when I came with my mother.

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Holding a lot of things in his hand, following behind his mother, at this time, it stands to reason that he will think about the cart.

Heh, carts? Pushing it in my hand, so, as long as the aunts and uncles who walked past me, they were all amazed, only to see the cart full of carts in front of me, and I was still holding a lot of snacks in my arms, honestly following my mother's side, I didn't dare to say anything, I didn't dare to say anything.

I finally saw a snack that I liked to eat, and I looked at my mother who was holding other things on the side, and was about to let go of the hand pushing the cart and go straight to get it.

"Mom!!! I want to eat this. ”

The calm old mother on the side continued to pick up things, and then, put it in my arms, the cart could not be put down, and I wanted to let my mother push another one, but my mother directly vetoed it, the reason - tired.

watched my mother hold one after another snacks she liked, and finally couldn't help it.

"Mommy, Mommy!"

Snorting is not only useful for boys, but also for hard-hearted mothers.

After shouting, I successfully saw my mother's expression of wanting to vomit, and chased after the victory, and shouted a few more times. It wasn't until my mother put the snacks in her arms that she gave up.

After coming out, it was only one o'clock in the afternoon, with something in his hand, and he was about to go home with his empty-handed mother, when he suddenly heard the mobile phone ringing.

I put the things in my hand on the ground and picked up the phone to realize that it was a call to inform the interview.

I didn't expect my mother to be even more excited than me when she heard it. The footsteps that had already left suddenly stopped, and then returned the same way.

I understand that my mother doesn't want to see my feelings at home every day, but can you be considerate?

The two big bags in my hand are really too heavy.

I shouted at my mother in the back, thinking about stopping a little, but I really didn't have the strength to continue shopping. However, my mother ran away and told me to accept my fate.

With his head lowered, he followed his mother to visit one house after another, and in the end he couldn't go shopping.

"Mom, can we go home? It's too heavy! ”

After my mother heard this, she finally looked at me with squinted eyes, and after I noticed it, I instantly put on a pitiful appearance.

Chu Chu's pitiful expression is very successful in my appearance, so to speak, if I claim to be the first, I know it, I dare not call myself the first. Anyway, I've also practiced specially, and there are several accomplices, no, several helpers.

That was when I was in college, Ye Meng, the tiger girl, seemed to go to Bundi with Xiao Yue, to be precise, she went out to Bundi with Mulsanne behind her back, but she was discovered by Mulsanne.

It's easy to say, until Ye Meng returned to the dormitory, he was still talking to Mu Shang on the phone to apologize.

Ye Meng; "Honey, I was wrong, I promise, I will definitely take you with me the next time I go."

I don't know what Mu Shang said over there, Ye Meng said in an instant; "I promise you, I will never go in the future."

In the end, it was Ye Meng who obtained Mu Shang's forgiveness by pretending to be one.

I'm washing clothes next to me, and by the way, I listened "unintentionally", this can be a lesson, and this can be used for reference in the future.

Don't worry, it's me who learns, and then, coax Xiao Yan.

I really didn't expect Ye Meng's tiger girl. I was able to speak such a language, and after listening to it, I felt that it was raining heavily in the clear sky.

However, I think it can be used for reference, not only can it be used on Xiao Yan, but it can also be adapted and adapted by the way to deal with my mother's trick.

However, in the end, no matter how much I begged Ye Meng, Ye Meng kept her mouth shut, and I thought she should be shy.

That's even better, even Ye Meng is shy, Xiao Yan listened, and specified that he wouldn't hurt me anymore, and after my mother heard it, she wouldn't enslave me anymore.

The more I think about it, the happier I get.

In the end, I was really helpless, and I could only feel sorry for Mulsanne. After washing the clothes, he climbed into Ye Meng's bed by himself.

Mysteriously said; "Ye Meng, shall I tell you a secret that I discovered?"

Ye Meng looked suspicious,

"Xia Nuan, are you sure you know more secrets than me? usually revolves around Xiao Yan all day long, can you know who? Xiao Yan? Let me tell you, if you want to trick Xiao Yan through me, I don't want to, you are not afraid of Xiao Yan, but I am afraid. ”

I was speechless for a while, am I the kind of person who betrays my friends! The big deal is just to borrow their hands.

"No, really, it's Musanne's!"

My serious appearance successfully attracted Ye Meng's attention,

"Really?"

"Really."

"You say,"

I deliberately pretended to be embarrassed, "But, you don't want to teach me the one I just asked you to teach me." ”

I looked at Ye Meng, smiling rather than smiling, seeing Ye Mengyi gritting his teeth in agreement, I was overjoyed in my heart, and directly told Ye Meng what I found.

"Ye Meng, think about it yourself, why did Mu Shang see you."

Ye Meng was puzzled, "Because he saw me in the disco." ”

"Then why is he there?"

Ye Meng was about to answer, when he suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Finally, he looked at me suddenly, looked into my eyes, and directly picked up his mobile phone to call Mu Shang, who was about to be "beheaded".

After that, it was just a series of abuses, etc., I felt that through the mobile phone, I could detect Mu Shang's incomprehension.

Why did his daughter-in-law suddenly become smarter?

Hahaha.

However, I felt like I couldn't laugh anymore.

Interview, what kind of interview method is it?