Chapter 295: Shovel Officer

The old street where Mr. Fu's shop is located.

As soon as Fang Zheng entered the nursery, he could see Zuo Qianhu looking at him with a relieved expression.

A ghost with a relieved face.

Am I getting handsome?

Fang Zheng subconsciously reached out and touched his face, thinking that this was very likely.

"Brother Zhiqiu. ”

"Brother Zuo. ”

The two greeted each other.

Zuo Qianhu: "Brother Zhiqiu, why did you come here early today?"

Founder: "Not for it. ”

"Recently, Yiyi bought cat food for it, too greedy, the stomach and intestines have indigestion, recently I have to pull seven or eight times a day, I pinched my fingers, the time to shovel should be almost up, so come in advance to pick up Yiyi and Xiao Hei. ”

Squatting motionless, his body stiff and straight, like a beckoning cat, Xiao Hei, looked at Fang Zhengzheng and pointed at it with a confused expression.

What's wrong with me?

Can I lie down without moving?

Zuo Qianhu was stunned: "Indigestion?"

Even if you want to make excuses to perfunctory me, you have to find an excuse that is at least credible.

A kitten curses, you tell me indigestion?

I don't know if Fang Zheng has no eyesight, and he said with serious nonsense: "That's right, it's indigestion." ”

Zuo Qianhu: "......"

Under Zuo Qianhu's black face, Fang Zheng took Yiyi's little hand, and said goodbye to Mr. Fu and Butcher Zhang in the shop next door with a relieved and relaxed tone with Xiao Hei behind him.

However, as soon as Fang Zheng walked into the shop, he was greeted by two faces with a relieved face.

"Did I go to the wrong door today?"

Fang Zheng withdrew from the underworld shop with some suspicion, and then stepped into the underworld shop, looking at Mr. Fu and Butcher Zhang's faces were dark and gloomy, he confirmed his eyes, and now he entered the right door.

Mr. Fu and Butcher Zhang, who originally wanted to open their mouths and praise a few words of squareness, had a black face at the moment, and no matter how good their mood was, they were gone.

Mr. Fu was silently busy, carrying boxes of folded yellow paper for going to the grave in his hands, while Butcher Zhang continued to drink the liquor and eat the plate of braised pork head that seemed to never be finished.

Fang Zheng, who was originally nervous, looked at the familiar picture in front of him, and nodded secretly in his heart.

This is his impression of the normal characters of Mr. Fu and Butcher Zhang.

"Yiyi, Xiao Hei, come and say hello to Mr. Fu and Zuo Qianhu, we are leaving. Fang Zheng said to Yiyi and Xiao Hei, who had regained his spirit.

Yiyi held Fangzheng's hand, and the polite and sensible Mr. Chaofu and Butcher Zhang bent down and bowed.

After all, Yiyi can't speak, and can only express his inner thoughts through body language.

Meow~ Little Black trembled and let out a cute milk cat meow.

The dignity of cats and little tsundere?

Does life matter?

......

Because it was relatively early today, and it was not yet dawn, Fang was riding a shared bicycle to pick up the clothes and go back.

I saw that under the dark night, there was one more scene like this.

Clothes that don't weigh much sit in the basket,

Xiao Hei squatted on the handlebar, his tail swinging from side to side, his toes were high, and he was so arrogant that he couldn't do it, like a tsundere queen herself, her eyes squinting around.

Therefore, Fang Zheng has always felt that Xiao Hei has definitely floated recently.

When Fang Zheng came home with Yiyi and a small pet, the first time Fang Zheng inserted the key and pushed the door open, he saw Yiyi and Xiao Hei, two little friends who were tired of being together all day, immediately ran into the house happily, Yiyi poured out a large pot of cat food for Xiao Hei to eat, one of these two little guys was eating, and the other was quietly watching, and it seemed that they were tired of being together all day and did not feel tired.

Seeing Xiao Hei bury his fleshy cat face in the cat basin and chew cat food, while raising his meat cat face from time to time and meowing a few times to Yiyi, Fang Zheng asked Yiyi curiously: "Can you understand the words of this swelling cat?"

Yiyi picked up the tablet and stumbled into a few Chinese characters: "There is sand in the cat food, and the taste is still a little salty, next time change to a brand of cat food." ”

Fang Zheng read it twice before reading this sentence, and should add a sentence "Xiao Hei said" at the front, because this kind of words look like Xiao Hei said.

Fang Zheng was a little surprised.

He just asked casually, but he didn't expect Yiyi to really understand Xiao Hei's words.

This is the language of the undead?

At this time, Xiao Hei screamed a few times with a milky voice next to him, and Yiyi typed out another line of small words with a tablet: "Evian, water, can you buy it here, the people in the video are drinking Evian, and the cat food is a little salty." ”

Evian?

It took Fang Zheng two more times to understand the meaning of Yiyi's words, after all, Yiyi is not like other children who can receive normal education, everything is self-study by relying on early education videos.

"It's selling, it's not buying, buying is buying, selling is selling. Buying is the third tone, selling is the fourth sound. "Fang Zheng tangled up the typo of the clothes.

Translated into Yiyi, it probably means that there is an Evian mineral water sold nearby, Xiao Hei feels a little salty when he eats cat food, and Xiao Hei wants to drink Evian mineral water.

After understanding the meaning of the words, Fang Zheng suddenly felt that who is the master in this family, even my master drinks water is boiled water from tap water powder, and as a result, a pet cat opens its mouth to ask for Evian mineral water, and only drinks imported mineral water, who is the master in the end, and the water that cats drink is stronger than people.

Fang Zheng felt that it was necessary for him to re-establish life values for Yiyi.

Fang Zheng took out the head of the old man Zhang Baiyuan, squatted down, looked at the clothes in front of him, and said seriously: "Evian mineral water, the retail price of a bottle is more than ten yuan, and the price of a handicraft wood carving is 100 yuan, and I can't even afford ten bottles of water." ”

Fang Zheng thought hard for a while, and then said with a serious expression: "In short, it is just one word, 'expensive', 'very expensive'. ”

Fang Zheng's mouth was dry, and he finally finally established the value of "expensive" for five or six-year-old children, and then he got up.

It's just that he looked at the two little guys who were squatting together and didn't know what they were messing up again, Fang Zheng always had a very bad premonition, and he didn't know if Yiyi really understood his words.

Maybe that's what every parent needs to worry about.

not

It seems that it is because there is too little homework.

Fang Zheng began to wonder if he should add more homework, preferably so that the child does not have time to idle and think about it?

......

When Fang Zheng finished explaining his clothes and Xiao Hei, don't make too much noise at home and disturb the neighbors' rest, then he returned to his bedroom.

He began to count all of his gains for the night.

Before the wool in the university town to ten runes,

Then he milked fourteen runes on Gao Shuhua's body,

In the second half of the night, eight runes were lit in the factory area,

That's a total of thirty-two runes.

The next harvest in the underground cemetery, this is what really accounts for the lion's share, one, two, three... Fang Zheng was overjoyed, he carefully counted three times, and finally confirmed that a total of sixty-three ordinary runes had been captured in the underground graveyard alone.

It's just in time for the last time I went to Southeast Asia to evacuate overseas Chinese.

Founder is happy.

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