Lin Lailai took the wooden spoon and scooped it into the barrel until it was full, and then slammed it out with enthusiasm and anticipation.

"Oh, hehe, everyone is growing well this year, please keep up the good work!" Lin Lailai built a pergola with his palms and looked at it passionately and proudly.

"Lylai...... Lylay ......"

Suddenly there was an enthusiastic call from the tenant ridge, and the big donkey uncle next door stepped on the vegetable patch with his trousers rolled up and bare feet. His legs were muddy, but he ran faster and faster: "Lailai!" Lailai, your second uncle, ordered me to call you home for dinner! ”

Uncle Donkey immediately stretched out his palm and pinched his nose: "Lailai, don't you feel that it stinks?" I've never seen you so happy when you splash fecal water, and next time even my family will splash it. ”

"Okay, no problem." Lin Lailai wiped the sweat from her face with her rolled up sleeves, and her simple coarse cloth shirt followed the cloth towel that she had rolled up, revealing only her slap-in face and smooth forehead. "Where does this dung water stink, Uncle Donkey, the elders don't often say, 'Lailai is a flower, don't you taste the smell of dung water?'

Vomit –

Uncle Donkey's delicious little cabbage stewed tofu at noon today, so that Lin Lailai almost didn't spit out all the tofu when he said this.

"Forget it, Lailai, you should go home soon, your second uncle is looking for you in an emergency."

"What's the matter?" Lin Lailai jumped out of the tenant, his feet covered with gray mud.

"You don't know yet!" Uncle Donkey immediately approached Lin Lailai mysteriously like a secret order, "Everyone outside is in trouble!" It is said that the emperor ordered the draft again, and he did not let go of the little girl from the year of the bun to the year of the plum! All the men, women and children with little girls in their families rushed to the street, and when they saw the young man, they arrested him, and when he was caught, he was dragged home! ”

"Catch a man? Why? Lin Lailai straightened his clothes and asked puzzled.

Uncle Donkey glared: "Catch home and get married!" There is a call on the emperor's list, but all the little girls who have become married are not among the electives. You said that the palace gate is as deep as the sea, and there are 3,000 white-haired people in the harem, where is the family willing to send the little lady raised by her own flesh to be sent there to suffer, and why don't you catch a man and get married to escape this catastrophe? Your second uncle and your second aunt are taking your portrait to catch a man on the street! ”

"Huh? What? "Lin Lailai almost didn't have a cramp in his cheeks.

"Hey, little boy over there, stop!" Boom, a bunch of human wolves rolled over.

"That little boy! Stand still! Palms up! It's you! "Hulala, a crowd of people howling a tiger pounce.

Before the young man in the aisle could figure it out, he was crushed by a tiger and wolf pounce and fell to the ground, and a group of people howled and stacked up, one holding the other, some holding their thighs, some holding their arms, some holding their palms and fingers, and some grabbing their ears! The most boastful is the eldest aunt of the Zeng family, the fat big palm stretched out, and pinched the young man's face, and the little boy who pinched squeaked and shouted wolf.

"This is my family, you all get out of the way! Speak quickly, follow me or not

Walk? ”

The little boy's tears are about to erupt, and if he pinches Aunt Zeng'er, he will almost become a broken meat bun, where dare he say no.

"Ken Ken Ken!" The head is like pounded garlic.

Aunt Zeng triumphantly pinched the little boy Lang and turned around and walked home, and the villagers who pounced for a long time or fell into vain couldn't stop looking at it.

When Lin Lailai rushed to the official road, he saw the end of this "dragon fight" drama. The second uncle and the second aunt of her family didn't grab the man, and they were sitting on the side of the road tiredly, "snorting", and the clothes and armor on their bodies were all soaked with sweat.

"Second uncle! Second aunt! Lin Lailai hurriedly ran over, "What are you doing here?" Come home. ”

"Eh, my little ancestor, didn't I make you go home, why did you come here?" As soon as the second uncle saw Lin Lailai, his face turned pale with fright, and he shouted in a loud voice.

The second lady got up from the ground and pressed Lin Lailai directly: "Lailai, you don't want to die!" You ran over like this, you want the township party to see it, and Lifang will catch you in the township pavilion, and send you to Beijing tomorrow as a show girl! My heart, my heart, you will go home honestly and quickly, so that we can go and rob the man with peace of mind. ”

Embarrassment.

Lin Lailai didn't want to put on such a face, but the second lady said the words "robbing a man" so loudly, which still made the black lines on her head and the cold sweat on her face roll down.

"Second uncle and second aunt, you don't have to help me rob any man, let's go home soon."

"What if you don't rob it! You don't know how scary the township party is! The second uncle wiped the beads of sweat that rolled down his face, "The fat boy from the last township party almost pulled you to be a concubine, if it weren't for the sudden appearance of a hero in the middle of the night and the fat boy rubbed him unintentionally, you might have caught him to fill the house now!" ”

Lin Lailai listened to this, and his face was lightly amused.

"My son, your father and mother died young, and your father was the only brother of mine, and we had no children under our knees, so you are like our own; I didn't even want you to marry that fat boy from the township party, so how could I send you to the deep palace compound to serve the half-old man? "The second uncle spoke bitterly.

Lin Lailai couldn't help but be happy, since he knew that a certain hero had been angry for their family, the second uncle's courage had also become bigger, and he dared to call the emperor a half-old man.

"Therefore, we are determined to catch a man and a woman for you, at least to make you marry in the media, and to make you ...... No, it's happiness in the second half of life! The second uncle held up the small palm towel to wipe his sweat and made a heroic posture on the ground!

The second aunt suddenly stabbed him next to her: "Quick, there is a situation!" ”

The second uncle immediately transformed from a sculpture into a "male wolf", throwing away the small palm scarf, copying the bamboo fence, stomping his feet, twitching his mouth, and yelling: "Stop!" I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to pass from now on, stay

Come on, handsome man! ”

Suddenly, Lin Lailai almost fainted and fell to Lei.

Here comes the man! Here comes the man!

There is one sitting outside the car, it doesn't look bad, it's not too old, if you're lucky enough, maybe there's another one sitting in the car! Wow, this time it's really rich, just work hard, grab one or two, and your daughter doesn't have to be sent to the cannibalistic palace!

The little groom was pressed down hard.

"Let go of the palm, this is my son-in-law!"

"Let go of the palm, my family wants it!"

The little groom had no idea what was happening, and someone pulled his face and asked in a high voice, "Did you marry a wife?!" ”

"All the children have a baby!" The little groom's face was about to be deformed.

"What?!" Someone lost his eyes and slapped him on the head: "The kid is not very old, what are you doing with such an early child!" It's out of luck! ”

The little groom gave a dog to gnaw mud, and the wronged almost burst into tears.

The second uncle and the second aunt were fast-eyed, knowing that they were just grabbing everyone, so they didn't put their palms on the little horseman, and raised their palms towards the Tsing Yi car.

If you're lucky, there's a little boy in it, and if you're unlucky, there's a big girl at most, and they'll let go of their palms.

It was only when I touched the fingers of the palm of my hand that I reached into the curtain of the car door, and when I touched it, I felt soft, warm, and slippery skin...... It's not good, it's really a big lady?

Coincidentally, the aunt of the Luo family who was on the opposite side of the door also took a fancy to the Tsing Yi car, and looked at the second uncle and the second aunt who grabbed the palm of her hand first, she rushed up with an arrow step, stretched out her palm and pulled the one in the car, shouting: "Let go of the palm of your hand!" Here's what I saw first! ”

The second uncle and the second aunt were in a hurry immediately, and they didn't care whether it was a man or a woman, so they grabbed it first and then talked about it!

"Huang said, we looked at it first, it was our family!"

"Let go of the palm! Our baby's! Aunt Luo stretched out her big palm, pinched the man's collar, and dragged him out of the curtain.

The second lady is angry, today at noon, she actually let people rob her, this is not easy to touch one, and someone dares to rob it?

"You just said that this is our Lailai's! Let go of your palms! Otherwise, you're welcome! ”

"You're welcome, our baby!" Aunt Luo's brute strength also came up.

The eldest aunt suddenly burst out into an incomparably powerful small universe, and the two of them roared, and dragged the person in the car out of the car fiercely. I didn't have time to see whether it was a man or a woman, so I heard a painful sound-

Lin Lailai was standing in the courtyard of the second uncle's house, scooping water with a wooden spoon to eat, and suddenly listened to the words of the big mother and aunt in the courtyard who surrounded the bamboo branches and small kang, and almost squirted out three feet away from a mouthful of water.

The big mothers and ladies listened to Lylai's stereo, turned their heads and smiled ambiguously.

"Lailai, you are blessed to rob such a good-skinned man."

"Don't laugh, you little girl, you'll know what it's like at night." The three mothers in the front yard looked at Lin Lailai, and the eyebrows that flew were very artistic.

Lin Lailai stood there in embarrassment with a wooden spoon, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"It's just that this little boy hasn't moved at all, we've been touching it for a long time, and we don't even breathe? Shouldn't it be useless? The third mother suddenly noticed a major problem, "Don't make a half-dead seedling so that our family Lailai can only look at it, dry eyes, I'll try to take a look!" ”

The three mothers said dry and dry, raised their palms to pull out the hairpin on their heads, and stabbed the little man lying on the bamboo branch kang fiercely.

Lin Lailai held up the wooden spoon and couldn't help shouting: "Eh, three mothers!" ”

The three mothers' silver hairpins were almost stabbed in the abdomen of the sleeping little man, giving Lin Lailai such a scream, and the palms and fingers of his hands immediately stopped: "Yo, our Lailai is heartbroken?" ”

Poof-Lin Lailai almost vomited water this time, according to the stabbing method of the three mothers, even if this man is not dead, he will be stabbed to death, what does it have to do with her heartache? It's just that Lin Lailai has always been a big girl, and she waved the wooden spoon in her palm: "It's okay, it's okay, you stab." ”

(End of chapter)