When I woke up, I saw a pile of rotten meat floating in front of me......

"Ahh I'll go...... What the hell is this? Pork guy? ”

A dull voice came.

"It was the scene of the car accident, the man was drunk driving, got under the wheel of the big truck, and his head was gone, and that's it."

I turned my head to follow the sound and suddenly saw a bull's head dangling in front of me.

"Cow ...... Minotaur? ”

As soon as these words came out, the minotaur pointed up to me with his huge horns and said, "You are a minotaur, your whole family is a minotaur!" Lao Tzu is a bull's head! ”

Isn't that still a minotaur......

I looked at the gray mist around me, the dark blue hue, and the minotaur in front of me, and said, "I'm dead, right, this is the underworld." ”

Niu Tou said: "That's right, you have entered the ghost gate, and now you are a member of the ghost world. ”

I looked at my mutilated body and realized that I had also become a pair of rotten flesh, which was caused by the explosion.

The bull head then said: "Let's go, I'll take you to recover first, and then say, this pile of rotten meat looks a little disgusting." ”

I gave him a blank look and thought, 'You're a ghost, you're disgusting, hypocritical.' ’

I followed the bull's head, huh...... Actually, it's floating.

It's a long, wide road, and I don't know where it leads.

Behind it is the ghost gate, and people keep coming in from outside the gate, and those are some people who have just died.

Some people are afraid that they have done too many bad things in their lives, and they all say that harming others will end up harming themselves, and it should be their verdict, and none of them can escape.

Some people are confused, they can't believe that they are dead, maybe one second they are still fighting with relatives and friends at the wine table, but the next second they appear here, the huge contrast is easy to make people break down. Of course, they're ghosts and won't collapse again.

Some people have a calm face, a look of liberation, maybe they have been treated unfairly in the world, or life has squeezed them too much, they think that death is liberation, but they don't know that death is a more cruel beginning.

"Hey, Minotaur, where are we going, going to Hades?" I asked, I have never died, and in my understanding, people after death are going to see Hades, and then Hades will decide whether you will be reincarnated in heaven or hell.

Niu Tou smiled: "I want to see the king of Hades, hehe, the king of Hades is in charge of the fifth hall, and all the souls who go to the fifth hall will be pushed into the hell of the heart and hooked the heart." Do you want to go? ”

I looked at the smiling appearance of this minotaur, and suddenly felt nauseous and dizzy, and I couldn't vomit.

"And what about someone like me who gets blown up to scum?"

I wondered, because because of the way I looked, I couldn't stand the pain even if I was pushed into hell.

Niu Tou said with a smile: "What are you afraid of, we can help you recover your body first, write down this account, and then push it into hell to suffer, and after the sentence is over, you go out to find some work and pay back the money." ”

I was speechless at the moment, I didn't expect the underworld to be so economical now.

"You ...... It's really human, hehe......"

"And where are you taking me?" I asked.

Niu Tou said: "Let's go directly to the Wheel King of the Ten Palaces, and you will be judged by the Wheel King." ”

The bull led me to a city gate with three large characters engraved on it

The capital city

Each word was bubbling with a faint blue flame, and it stood out in the gray underworld.

The guards at the gate blocked my way, and a ghost pointed at me and said, "Hey, that lump of meat, Lu Yin will bring it." ”

"What the hell, I don't have it."

I opened my mouth directly, a little ghost almost dared to call me like this, if my body is so good, your mother will not know you.

"None? New here. The ghost cha said, and then the bull head spoke: "This is the one who just died, the onmyoji of the yang world, hurry up and get him a guide." ”

The ghost's attitude changed instantly after hearing the word Onmyoji, and he hurriedly laughed and said, "Haha, it turned out to be Onmyoji, it's your first time here, I'll make a way for you." ”

Saying that, the ghost turned around and left, and I couldn't help but ask: "Minotaur, does the Onmyoji have very special treatment in the underworld?" ”

Niu Tou said: "Of course, what do you onmyoji say is also with me, we are managing the ghosts below, and if you catch the ghosts above, you can be regarded as half a public servant, and naturally you can't be the same as ordinary people when you go down." ”

I listened to his explanation, and I felt that the same way......

After a while, the ghost messenger came over, and I saw that he had something in his hand, and when he walked in, he handed it to me, and I could see what it was.

It was a three-foot-long, two-foot-wide, one-finger thick sign, with a skull engraved on one side, and under the skull there were four big characters inlaid in it, and stamped with two seals of 'Yin Si Chenghuang' and 'Xudu County Government'.

There is nothing on the other side.

The onicha said, "Come, stretch out your hand." ”

Me: "......"

"Oh yes, you're out of hands...... Oni smirked, then walked up to me, picked up a piece of minced meat from my body, pressed it against the sign, and put the minced meat back on mine..................

That ghost looked at the sign intently, looking very dedicated, but why did I want to beat him up so much?

"The guide is done!"

The onicha said, holding the sign and handing it to me, and then looked at my appearance, and handed it to the bull head.

"Lao Niu, I think you can help this onmyoji keep this thing first, and then give it to him after he recovers."

The bull head nodded, took the guide, and led me on.

On the way, I couldn't help but ask, "Lu Yin?" Isn't that supposed to be something that the living use to guide their way when they die? ”

The bull head waved his hand and said: "What is the guide, it is just a rumor in the world, and the guide is a symbol of identity in the underworld, just like your ID card in the yang world, look." ”

As he spoke, the bull head took the road guide and let me take a look, and I found that the original smooth side suddenly had many small words at the moment.

Xiang Anyu, male, unmarried, cause of death, suicide......

"Hey, no, I'm already married, how can it say that I'm unmarried, and I didn't commit suicide, I was killed by that ghost."

I explained to the bull head that I felt that there must be something wrong with this path, and the bull head said, "You have been married in the yang world, but now you are in the underworld, and your marriage in the yang world is not counted here." ”

Well? Does that mean I can marry another one, hehehe.

Marry one, uh...... Ghost Bride ......

It's exciting to think about......

Niu Tou continued: "You are indeed considered to have committed suicide, because the ghost was not killed directly at that time, and you were killed by detonating your own talisman seal, which is considered suicide." ”

"I didn't expect you to be so strict in the underworld." I said, and Niu Tou replied, "There are many things in the underworld that you can't imagine, this place is no smaller than the yang world, and now it is our underworld." ”

"Let's go, I'll take you back first."

To be honest, I feel that the capital city in the underworld is like a market on earth, with stalls and toys, but the most common shop in the city is the 'Restoration of the Body' shop.

The slogan on it reads: Whether you are missing arms and legs or become a scumbag, we can restore your physical body to its original state, plus custom items such as skin beautification and plastic surgery, only you can't think of it, no small store can't do it.

It's really attractive to walk down the street with my rotten meat, especially those shops that pull customers.