Chapter 691: Bad Joke

Ji Min suddenly got down from the chair, clapped his hands handsomely, and said, "Since you are such a true warrior and have nothing to fear about it, then I don't care." ”

"You just let the horse come, what are you talking so much for?"

"Okay."

Ji Min glanced up at Lin Rui'er and said, "Bully your big fool, Sister Rui'er." ”

Lin Rui'er waved her hand very generously at this time, and said, "No matter how you bully, it doesn't matter, I can still eat melon seeds here, but it seems that there are no melon seeds here." ”

"You can ask someone to buy it."

Hu Peici's words were fast, and then she saw Gu Yuan's eyes that seemed to kill her, she patted her chest and said, "You want to kill me with your eyes?" ”

Lin Rui'er was immediately unhappy when she heard this, raised her head and glared at Gu Yuan, and said, "Do you have an opinion on the melon seeds I proposed?" Do you have an opinion about me? ”

Seeing that his girlfriend had spoken like this, Gu Yuan felt that he could still say anything at this time? I can only keep my mouth shut pitifully, let's be honest.

Seeing Gu Yuan's wilted appearance, Hu Peici couldn't stand it for a while, after all, he didn't look at Gu Yuan in the past, but he was not glamorous every time.

"Didn't you hit him too hard?"

When Lin Rui'er heard this, she immediately waved her hand and said, "This is still far away, what is the big deal?" Does he know how explosive my mentality was when I knew Wang Zhu's big-bellied woman? ”

Hearing Rui'er take the initiative to mention Wang Zhu, Hu Peici's eyes were full of distress, no woman can really be indifferent to such a thing.

Even though this whole thing is known to be framed, framed, and deliberately set up by others, Hu Peici understands Lin Ruier's thoughts.

After all, this is still uncomfortable, even if there is no such relationship, but just thinking about it is disgusting enough.

Seeing that Gu Yuan, who was standing there, was completely unaware of his attitude at this time, Lin Rui'er's eyes turned red, she sniffed, and said, "Oops, I suddenly feel a little sour in my nose." ”

Hu Peici looked at her, her eyes were full of distress at this time, she raised her hand and hugged Lin Ruier, and said, "Lean on my shoulder, be comfortable." ”

"I'm sweating on my face, what should I do if I get you wet?"

"Then it's so cold, can it really be done? Hurry up, there is no such shop in this village, you must know that my husband is eyeing him from the sidelines. ”

Lin Rui'er burst out laughing and said, "He, the vinegar king, is really scary." ”

"Relax, this time it's your family's Gu Yuan who is stupid, I don't believe it, after experiencing this incident, he can still remember it for a long time, and he is so arrogant and calculating."

"Why is he stupid?"

Lin Ruier just leaned on Hu Peici's shoulder, and after hearing what she said, she immediately sat up straight and said seriously: "This is simply a tiger, I really feel bad when I look at it." ”

Hu Peici originally had a serious face, but after hearing Lin Ruier's adjective, she couldn't help it anymore, so she snorted directly, laughed, and said, "You are serious, I am amused by you."

"Funny, okay, I'm going to have this effect."

Seeing that Lin Rui'er was about to move at this time, Hu Peici suddenly had an ominous premonition in her heart, and she raised her hand to cover Lin Rui'er's mouth.

"Alright, if you want to tell a bad joke, forget it."

Lin Ruier looked at Hu Peici at this time, and her little eyes were still blinking there.

Hu Peici wanted to laugh all the time when she saw it, but in the end, she couldn't stand it anymore, she shook her head with a smile, and said, "I convinced you, I lost." ”

"If you lose, listen to me tell you bad jokes."

"Your jokes are true to their name."

Hu Peici couldn't help it at this time, and complained about it. But Lin Rui'er obviously didn't know enough about herself, and she asked with a smile: "What's the matter, let you say that?" ”

"What do you say?"

He gave her a look and said, "You don't know what joke you tell yourself?" ”

"I know, don't you think it's funny? Every time I tell Gu Yuan, he is very happy. ”

Hu Peici raised her head at this time and glanced at Lin Ruier seriously, and then thought in her heart whether to give her a good shape of her own cold jokes?

I always feel that Lin Ruier may cry after she finishes speaking, her mood is high, Hu Peici is wondering, whether she should dispel this enthusiasm.

Hesitating to come, hesitating to go, Hu Peici immediately made up her mind, let's tell her directly.

"Honey, you tell a bad joke, it's really cold!"

"Isn't it funny?"

Lin Ruier pursed her lips, looking at Hu Peici's eyes were full of tears, Hu Peici held her forehead, pulled it out slightly, and said, "I actually have one more thing I want to say to you." ”

"What?"

Seeing Lin Rui'er's gaze, Hu Peici said with a smile: "Is it that you just said that Gu Yuan would laugh very happily?" ”

"That's right."

Lin Rui'er nodded hurriedly, as if to confirm that the joke she told was indeed very funny, Lin Rui'er opened her mouth and shouted Gu Yuan.

Gu Yuan immediately raised his head and looked at Lin Rui'er, "What's wrong?" ”

"Say, are the jokes I usually tell funny?"

Lin Rui'er crossed her hands on her hips and looked at Gu Yuan with full momentum, and Gu Yuan at this time obviously paused, and then said: "Yes, yes, yes, it's funny, who are you going to tell it to?"

Seeing Lin Rui'er stretching out her finger and pointing at herself, Hu Peici immediately raised her hand and held her face, always feeling that Gu Yuan's next words were nothing good.

In fact, it was really guessed correctly by Hu Peici, and Gu Yuan smiled very arrogantly: "Then you hurry up and tell her about it, let her be happy!" ”

"Shut up, I've heard her tell jokes."

Gu Yuan's smile suddenly stopped, his little conspiracy had been shattered just now, and he might even cause a 'killing disaster' for himself.

Gu Yuan sighed deeply, facing the knife thrown by his girlfriend, he really couldn't say what was bitter in his heart.

He patted his head helplessly and said, "You have to believe me, it's really funny, I especially like to hear you tell cold jokes." ”

Lin Rui'er could see from her attitude just now that she was fooled by Gu Yuan, she had a fire in her heart, and at this time she was really burning in her heart.

"Gu Yuan, you come over to me!"

Hearing his girlfriend shouting at him so murderously, Gu Yuan couldn't help but wipe the sweat from his forehead, this is really difficult.

"I'm here, what's wrong, what do you want me to do?"