"Alumni, who didn't know for a few years, founded a make-up institution and came back to give a speech. Do you understand?" finished speaking, and glanced at my fist that I hadn't put down.

Oh, I remember, I used to make up classes at this tutoring institution at the beginning, but for some special reasons, they let me go, and I went to class for several days, and they returned the money to me untouched, just to let me go. And this man, I had the pleasure of seeing, on a poster on the wall. I said how could she be so familiar to her! It turns out that there is a wall.

Then I didn't listen much, I was tired from sitting, thinking about changing my posture, and I was going to hold my chin in my hand to look at Xiao Yan to relieve my fatigue. At first, my hands didn't touch my chin yet.

"Okay, do you have any questions or suggestions for this girl?"

Well? Who? I glanced at the stage, and I just glanced at it. There's a song that sings well,

Just one glance at you, and it's decided forever.

"Yes, it's you."

I slowly stood up, joke, will I have stage fright? I don't know how many times I've stood up for a high number of questions, that's it, it's just a little shaking of my legs.

"Me, I wonder if you should buy insurance for your teacher?"

As soon as my words came out, the audience laughed, what, what poked your collective laughter.

"Xiao Yan, why are you laughing, what are you laughing at? Can you bring me one? ”

Before he could answer me, the man on the stage asked his question

"Why buy insurance?"

"Huh? It's nothing, I just think the insurance stuff is pretty good. "Joke, what can I tell you why? I'm not stupid, I guess I'll be blasted out after I finish speaking.

"Okay, okay, I'll think about your opinion, please sit down."

Next, someone else raised their hands to ask questions, and on my side, obviously, Lu Feng was designated not to let me go.

"Xia Nuan, why do you want to buy insurance? Don't tell me the answer, I don't believe it. ”

Every time this happens, I feel like he's like a Conan possession, what's the matter? I didn't kill anyone, what are you doing so scary, really.

"It's nothing, it's just that I studied in their make-up class for a while, and then I made a young female teacher who had just started work leave young people's tears, oh, and another, after giving me a lecture, it was like a heat stroke."

"How did you make them like this?" Lu Feng asked curiously.

"It's nothing, it's like someone has 100,000 why, and you, but you are very helpless to only know a few, do you say you are angry? Did you say you had heat stroke? ”

"So, what about the result?"

I looked at Lu Feng with a serious expression

"Why was 100,000 torn?"

"Poof"

Next to me, next to Lu Feng, there was a laugh. Bite? Where's the laughing? Is it my tragic end or what?

"Xiao Yan, it's funny, I think it's funny, don't you!"

Look, my performance, I think it can be compared to an Oscar winner.

"No, I just think you didn't answer why you were right."

There's a little man crying inside me,

There was laughter from this side as well.

"Lu Feng, funny? Right! ”

I turned my head to look at Lu Feng and gritted my teeth.

Well, actually, my mom and I were laughing happily at the time, but we laughed because I took classes for free for a few days, but later, my mom couldn't laugh anymore because she tutored me.

At that time, she said that she wanted to cry, she wanted to raise the price again, but she found that she smashed her hand.

Look, there is no white pie in the sky, if there is indeed a pie, then it is estimated that this pie may be moldy, or maybe it is made of iron, pure iron.

I don't know if there is a pie in this world, but I know that everyone in this world is different, and of course, I still admire twins and the like.

In the first semester of my freshman year, I participated in the "Battle of the Hundred Regiments", which was about nursing homes and all kinds of things, and I was more persistent, because of the orphanage. I have to wait a few minutes for every club activity, why? It's not because I don't have love, I haven't eaten my family yet, which is enough to prove my kindness, of course, my mother's red envelope assistance has also saved its life to a certain extent, after all, buying clothes is very much in need of financial assistance.

On this day, Friday, when I saw the president's mission, I decisively replied within a second: I, go.

That's right, it's an orphanage.

Why do I "like" the orphanage so much?

I once saw such a sentence on the Internet: Child, are you tired? When you're tired, go home. No matter what you do, don't forget that your parents will always have your back.

I was thinking, what a touching statement. So, what about them?

I've discussed this with my mom before, and she thinks it's really sad. But, please ignore her words.

"Why do I think you're talking to me? Don't, don't, don't come back if you're tired, I can't stand your toss, if you let me go, I won't support you. ”

"Why, if you don't let me come back, forget it, why don't you support me."

Then she glanced at me, "What do you support?" Support you to become the boss of the underworld? Or go rob the bank? Yes? You say, you say it yourself. ”

This is actually a misunderstanding, really, I don't have the slightest intention of discovering in this area, we are the great young people of the motherland, how can this be!

It was when I saw the school violence during that time, I thought about it a little, if I was this masochist, uh, I found that I couldn't imagine it, so I said that if I was the boss of the underworld, I would pull this abuser out and scare her (them) into not having a next time.

But my mother is very direct: "If you are the boss of the underworld!" Then I guess there is no one in this world, for sure. After saying that, he affirmed himself.

Well, as for robbing the bank, the main reason is that my mother suddenly settled the accounts one day and thought that I spent too much money and wanted to throw it away for me, so I told her goodbye, I can rob the bank.

Later, she didn't throw it at me because she was so moved. But so far, I haven't achieved this act, it's not that I don't do it, the main thing is that I'm waiting for her to give orders.

On Saturday, on the bus, with my stuff in hand, I arrived at my destination and followed my buddies.

As soon as I entered, I went, I saw Xiao Yan at the first glance, wow, he was also here, I knew that I would pay more attention to the news, and I just went to the supermarket. But it's not too late.

"Hey! Xia Nuan, our team is here. ”

Before I could take this leg, I was forcibly pulled back by the captain, well, it seems that it is indeed too late. (Because there are so many people, there are several captains.) ）

As soon as I entered this place, I was very sad and had a pretentious feeling, looking at their smiling faces, I felt as if I was thinking too much, maybe I was too old!!

After the dean finished the introduction, he followed us, and she was afraid that these children would be afraid.

After playing with these children all morning, I felt that my childlike innocence was about to overflow, the children went to their lunch break, and I also came out to breathe, and a little boy followed me out, and I was a little happy in my heart. But I still prepared my wording: alas! Don't say that, I'm actually quite average.

"Hello Ugly Sister,"

"Huh? What the? Me, "I'm sorry, this phenomenon is beyond my thinking.

"Thank you for the wind chimes, but I don't like to eat sugar, don't buy candy next time, it's not delicious."

The little boy looked at me and said a little unhappily.

"Uh-uh, good! Okay, no sugar next time. ”

Hearing me say that, he went back to sleep, but, I may lose sleep for about two days, and I am traumatized inside, I am an ugly sister?

I was still healing myself, and suddenly a voice came from the side,

"Don't think about it too much, he just wants to make sure if you will come next time, nothing else"

Looking at Xiao Yan and hearing his words, my heart was much better.

"I said it couldn't be, I couldn't be an ugly sister, he definitely didn't mean it."

"I think Xiaotuan's words may be serious"

As soon as he finished saying this, I instantly turned my head to look at him, "No, but, yes." The word by word negation is accompanied by the movement of the head.

"How is it possible, don't be too confident."

With that, he turned in the other direction, and I followed him, for nothing else, but simply to win the subject, and to explain to him all the way the sins of my beauty.

A dog followed me home because of my beauty, and oh, and there were handsome guys who gave me flowers on the side of the road.

After listening to my boasting, Xiao Yan said, but the speed of his footsteps did not stop, "You, sure?" ”

"Of course," although, maybe the handsome guy is also in a hurry to go home, so he wants to sell the flowers in his hand as soon as possible, what about the dog? Hee-hee, I guess I'm a foodie, because I have chicken legs in my hand.

However, Xiao Yan didn't question me anymore, and he stopped walking, in a school. I was about to ask Xiao Yan why I came to this place, but before I could speak, Xiao Yan walked to the doorman and said something, and then, we went in, not long after entering, a person walked towards us, Xiao Yan didn't give me a chance to ask, that person took us to a classroom.

On the way to the classroom, Xiao Yan bowed his head and said to me: After you go in for a while, you will perform the show.

What the? I was pulled somewhere, and I knew I would have seen what information was at the door for myself.

Before I could start complaining, I was hit with ducks on the shelves.

As soon as I entered the classroom, I felt that when all the students looked at the door and turned their eyes to them, I seemed to understand a little.

It is a school for the blind.

I was at a loss to perform the show, and while I was shocked, I was also complaining about Xiao Yan: Tell me earlier, I can prepare more shows.

And unlike now, you can only sing some square divine comedy. The main thing is that there is no stage fright, and I really don't know what to demonstrate. It's at a loss, like a fish hooked by a fishhook, struggling desperately.

An afternoon passed like this, and when I came out, I couldn't help but wonder about it

"Xiao Yan, why did that person keep following us just now?"

"He's there to keep us safe, and these kids are somewhat aggressive."

When I heard this, I was shocked, "No way, they seem to be very easy to get along with." ”