"I'll have one first, the big fish eat the small fish, the small fish eat the shrimp, the shrimp eat the water, and the water will come out." Strangers.

"The stream returns to the river, the river returns to the river, the river returns to the sea, and the sea and the sky are vast." Jing Chen said.

There is one person here, they are all thousand-year-old foxes, but they are all here to talk about fasting. One said that one day you would do something under my command, but the other said that he was short-sighted, and the smell of gunpowder was very strong, and he was silent on the surface.

"King Jing is very talented. Try this again. What kind of person is Xie Xuancheng, only relying on the five-word poems on the river, he wants Mr. to bow his head. ”

"Han Jingzhou is on a bad job, willing to let the steps go three feet in front of the ground, Rong Guoshi raised his eyebrows" Xiao Man opened his mouth while holding the meat and cabbage in his mouth.

Everyone was stunned, they didn't expect Xiaoman to have such courage. "Good one, Rong Guoshi raised his eyebrows. Didn't you receive something wronged in the palace? ”

"Ahem," Xiao Man just said in passing, in the past, when I was in school, the final exam question, Xiao Man memorized this question in advance, and the whole class answered it, she was the only one, of course Xiao Man remembered it very clearly, and it was really just a matter of passing just now. "It's just a pair, according to what you say, didn't you just invite Yu Jing...... King, join your side? ”

"Hehe, no, it doesn't mean that at all, it's just a pair."

"Again." Shinoman Road. "Yunlu, you have one."

"Or quiet as a mountain, or as turbulent as a turbulent, the ancient bamboo leads to the orchid, the excitement is smooth, listening to the string pipe, short chanting and long words, the world is full of feelings." Is this a male ticket? This is also crepe.

"Or moving like clouds, or slow like smoke, new chrysanthemums lure cold plums, Xida is elegant, smell silk bamboo, chant short songs, and sigh up and down for no reason" The answer is, of course, Jingchen, a pair of good friends.

"King Jing is hidden in the city, what about the princess?"

"It's me again, I'm out: laughing up and laughing, laughing before and after, laughing left and right, laughing back and forth, laughing at my own level is too embarrassing; A thousand points are bearish, and a thousand points are long. With that, continue to put things in your mouth. With a big world, I eat the biggest expression, and no one can bother me.

"The girl is actually not under us, why do you say that you don't know anything everywhere, and you are so humble to a pair, so that a few of us are embarrassed."

"Crying heaven and earth, crying east and west, crying inside and outside, crying heart and lungs, crying that the border situation is too dangerous; Up and down, civilians suffer. Jing Chen said expressionlessly, and his words seemed to tell a heart-rending discomfort.

"Haha, King Jing is so sympathetic to the people's suffering, it is a blessing for the people, a blessing for the people."

"Don't play this, it's boring, you big men talk with guns and sticks, there are so many twists and turns, you can fight if you don't eat well. How about we guess a riddle? I'll solve the puzzle, and you will answer it. ”

"What has everybody seen but never seen again?"

"Oh, it sounds so strange, it's not neat, it's not even, it sounds like a joke, but I really don't know anything that everyone has seen and never seen again." The stranger said.

"It's weird in the bones." Jingchen lowered his head and muttered to himself, the upturned corners of his mouth indicating that he was in a good mood. But awkward people just don't want to express it. It's cold as wood.

"Yunlu, you don't guess?"

"The princess's topic is so tricky, she is really shallow in her studies, and she really doesn't know what the princess is talking about."

Xiaoman deliberately didn't speak, losing his appetite, but what they all said was too polite.

"I don't know, I announced the answer, it was yesterday. We all saw it yesterday, but we could never do it again yesterday. ”

…… A flock of crows flew by. There was silence for about 10 seconds.

"Haha, yes, yes," a burst of laughter suddenly hit an awkward silence

Jing Chen's heart tightened inexplicably.

"Come again, come again, what kind of light is the light that brings pain?"

"Burned by candlelight" The stranger has a strong ability to comprehend.

"Not right"

"Summer sunshine."

"That's not right."

"Anything else to guess?" The more Xiaoman spoke, the more energetic he became. "It's a slap in the face. Isn't it. Do you have. ”

"Haha. I'll definitely guess next time. Come again and again. "Strangers are also interested in the evening.

"What sword can't be seen?"

"Hidden weapon?" This time, Yun Xuan took the lead.

"According to the little girl's theory, the secret weapon is definitely wrong. The little girl shouldn't be talking about a sword. "Strangers are pretty good.

"The children can be taught." Xiaoman nodded, excitedly picking up chopsticks and tapping the pots and pans beside him.

"It's invisible, it's invisible, it's invisible."

"Sophistry!! But I like it! ”

"Isn't it interesting?" Shinoman looked at the pots and pans quickly. It made a tinkling sound, like a tune.

"Come again, you have a boat, and there are 5 people on board; The oldest is 65 years old, the youngest is 5 years old, and the average age is 35, so how old is the shipowner? ”

"I know this, you are the owner of the ship, how old you are, how old the owner is." The stranger said excitedly.

"Bingo, that's right, give me five." As he spoke, he stretched out five fingers towards the stranger, and then looked hard at the pots and pans next to him with his chopsticks.

"How can you be casual with your ladies...... Tap on the cutlery next to you. Your father didn't teach you how to behave in the world. "Jingchen has some taste that Xiaoman can quickly reach a piece with others, but he is not salty or light, and look at what problems she has, it was slapped yesterday, and she will never be seen again, what do you mean, do you want to leave? The mood suddenly became irritable.

……

Xiao Man looked at Jing Chen in a daze, there is something wrong with this person, wasn't he quite happy just now. What a moody guy. The prince is sick, and he doesn't like anything, thinking that the world is your mother, and she wants to spoil you in the palm of her hand. Didn't I eat too much just now, and he hated it?

"I think the princess is funny, even if she knocks pots and pans, it sounds like music. It's not ......."

"I'm talking to my princess, and it's an outsider's turn to interject."

"In this case, everyone use it slowly, and the concubine will retire first." Xiao Man clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, then turned to leave.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Jiang, I have family affairs to do, so I will retire first." Jing Chen made a big salute to the purple-clothed man and left with Xiaoman's footsteps.

"This little princess is so interesting, I really hope that one day the emperor of Yu Kingdom will also see this little girl with her teeth and claws today." The corners of Yi Xuan's mouth hooked up a lazy smile imperceptibly, slowly picked up the wine glass, and took a sip, but a sharp light flashed in the seemingly gentle black eyes......

…… The words are divided into two ends.

Xiaoman and Shan'er slipped out of the back door of the chicken yard and walked listlessly down the street......

"Miss, you acted too boldly today."

"Then why don't you hold me?"

"Besides, you're okay at first, you still know how to converge when I slap you in the back, and in the back, you knock on the bowl with a snap, and I can't pull it."

"You pulled me, I didn't feel it. Sorry, I just got carried away. ”

"Today is my time travel, oh no, the happiest day I've ever had since I lost my memory."

After Xiaoman finished speaking, he looked up at the sky at 45°, took a deep breath, and faintly turned his head to smile at Shan'er. What I thought in my heart was that when I was a student before, I often ate hot pot with three or five friends, guessed riddles, and told jokes, which was so lively. I don't know if your friends from afar are doing well, and do you think of me occasionally.

"Miss, you still have me. Aren't you happy when we're together? The little girl seemed to feel the sadness of Xiaoman, and coquettishly spoiled her intentionally or unintentionally.

Are you unhappy? Jingchen, who came out with Xiaoman, originally wanted to pull Xiaoman and fly back to the palace directly, but overheard his conversation with the maid, and his heart tingled slightly. For the first time in my heart, I had the idea of wanting to understand this person, so I didn't say anything and silently followed Xiaoman.

"Yo, little lady, dare to come out. I'm going to hide in the chicken yard for the rest of your life, and I want to give you a show. ”

That chaotic ancestor is enough to be a concubine, and half a day has passed, but he is still waiting in place.

"Don't bully my young lady." Shan'er's legs trembled, but she was still in front of Xiaoman. Xiaoman was really moved.

"This son, I have no intention of breaking your behavior, and I won't say it, even if I say it, no one will believe it, let's return to the bridge, and you see how the road returns."

"The little lady looks good enough, in this way, if you serve the uncle and me well, I will not blame the past, how about it?"

"It's really a dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth, look at you, who looks like a dog, how can you do something shady and disgraceful. is simply the best scumbag among the scum. Xiao Man stared at the chaotic ancestor in front of him, groping for whether to escape, or how to escape, or whether he couldn't escape.

"Dare to make trouble in front of my Linghu family, don't you want to live?" A man in red fell from the sky in front of Shinoman's eyes.

"Goblin, you'd better flash aside, stay and fight, don't scratch your pretty face." Xiaoman originally wanted to escape, but in the current situation, he can only fight hard.

"Linghu ...... Son? "This time, it's the turn of the Mixed World Ancestor on the other side, and his legs tremble." I'm sorry, Linghu Gongzi, I didn't know this girl was your lady, it was my fault for offending just now, I'll leave now, sorry. ”

"Want to go?"

Who knew that the ancestor of the mixed world was still arrogant, and in the blink of an eye, he knelt down directly to Xiaoman, and said with a handful of snot and tears, "The little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, the little dog looks down on people, and the little pig and dog are not as good, but I'm sure this beautiful lady forgives me, you just treat me as a fart." The youngest one has an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old child! Tong wants to raise, usually do rely on a little means to earn some pocket money, but the contemptible heart is not bad, for the sake of your stunning appearance, disturb the small one, the small one is willing to be a cow and a horse to repay your reconstruction. "The one who cries is miserable.

"Sure enough, from ancient times to the present, there is no dog's leg, it is a set of rhetoric......"

Before Xiaoman could finish speaking, he kicked the person to the opposite wall, kicking a hole in the wall, and nailing the whole person to the wall.

"Tut-tut, I just said that I was not ashamed to protect you, but as a result, this kick turned people into photos." Xiaoman shook his head, "Fairy, you're too powerful, aren't you?" You can't really be a goblin. ”

Everyone was so frightened that they knelt directly to the ground, and faintly smelled the smell of urine~.

He just raised his foot to make up for it. "Thank you, elves, but let them go. I was not hurt, they were excessive, but they did not sin unto death. Give them a chance to mend their ways. ”

"Are you stupid. Give them a chance, that's called raising tigers. Another day, when there is no one around you to protect you, they will definitely give you a knife, and then you don't know how you died, I really don't understand, obviously Prime Minister Zuo is the most ruthless, but he gave birth to a Bodhisattva's daughter. You weren't born to him, did you? ”

In fact, what the people in the photos hanging on the wall want to say most now is, don't worry, I will definitely take a detour when I see this aunt and grandmother in the future. Even if I had the life to kill him, I didn't have the life to wait for your revenge, but the injury was so serious that I could only hear the sound of his mouth, and I couldn't tell what he said at all.

"Then let's wait until that day comes. I really don't want to kill people right now. This sentence is really true, China in the current era, the economy is thriving, the people's lives are stable, and the monitoring facilities in the community are also complete, not to mention killing, there are very few fights. Occasionally, they are disabled and disabled, and they are all going to cause a sensation in the whole of China. Therefore, such a Xiaoman naturally has never killed anyone. I've never been killed.

"You haven't seen murder, have you?" The man in red immediately caught the emotion in Xiao Man's eyes. "Forget it, you guys go, Man said let you go, you can go."

"Thank you, girl. The little ones are gone. And they departed without looking back.

"Man, you said I saved you twice today, should you repay me?"

"What do you want?"

"Invite me to dinner."

"Yes."

"You're cooking?"

"Yes."

"I'm very picky."

"I'm a good cook."

"It's settled." Shinoban makes an OK gesture to Death.

In fact, Yan himself knew that Xiaoman's cooking skills were very good, and the things he made were delicious. I just want to talk to this woman more.

"That riddle you just said is very interesting, I'll guess a few more."

"Okay, if you want to beat a classmate, how can you beat him so that he is both ungrumbling and grateful?"

"It's not going to be smashed with money, it's going to be smashed with a lot of money."

"You know the answer."

All people love to chat, there is no introvert, some just don't want to talk to you. All introverts, when they meet a confidant, will open their hearts and speak freely.

"Man, my name is Death, you have to remember."

Shioman nodded and left with a smile

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