Chapter 11 It's okay to be dead
There really won't be pie in the sky!
Sha Wei's next meal was tasteless.
His job turned out to be washing dishes?!
He was busy for a long time and escaped from Ascension to Gang Seventh Company, just to wash the dishes?!
That's right, the war pet is a goose, what can be distributed......
Zhao Xingjian called up the calculator on the screen and calculated it in front of Sha Wither: "Your monthly salary is 2,000, and you currently owe 128,000 to the regiment, and the deputy head of Wu Dao will send a message, and the fraction will be given to you, 120,000 yuan!" Monthly repayment for a total of five years. ”
The sand chopsticks were scared: "I'm going to wash the dishes for five years?!" ”
Zhao Xingjian smiled: "Actually, it won't take that long, you still have a bonus!" ”
Sha Wei was weak: "How much can the prize money be?" ”
The bonus is based on the percentage of annual income, he earns 24,000 a year, can the bonus exceed the annual income?
At this time, Zhao Xingjian laughed: "You can wash more dishes!" If the amount exceeds the prescribed number per day, each plate will be calculated at 0.1 yuan, and it will be a bonus for a year. ”
Boom!
The sand withered fell headlong, and the salary and bonus were not as much as the pocket money given by his parents!
The dignified super army, is the salary so low?
Forget it, who made him just a dish washer......
After an extremely miserable meal, Sha Wei returned to the lounge alone, he didn't have to work today, and he had to wash the dishes from early tomorrow morning.
The goose has long been asleep, heartless!
Sand took a shower and lay down on the bed, unable to sleep, and remembered the ruminant he had met in the restaurant.
Such a powerful war pet, but so obedient, obediently stayed behind the master, and even when eating, he was slow and knew to keep quiet.
Look at your own silly goose again......
If you don't listen to what you say, you can't stop shouting, you can come when you say shit and fart, anytime and anywhere!
"Woo~Woo~"
Get some sleep and snore!
can't be compared, one can be angry.
It may be the reason why it is very quiet in space, the quality of sleep this night is good, and the sand withers have a good night's dream.
He dreamed that his silly goose had evolved, turned into a golden egg, and then hatched a beautiful golden swan, which was a rare species, not only superb, but also became a female.
The happiest thing is that during the battle, the swan's wings spread out and danced, and the golden feathers that fell fell scattered at the touch of it, turning into gold dust and floating in the air.
Absolutely beautiful!
I opened my eyes and woke up from a dream.
Sha Wei sighed, this dream is too unrealistic!
Get up, brush your teeth, wash your face, get dressed.
Get ready to wash the dishes!
"Goose?" The sand withered out.
No response, the goose didn't wake up?
Sha Wei lifted the quilt and was stunned.
There's an egg lying in the bed!
When I came, I was in a hurry and forgot to bring the goose's little broken bag, so there was no oolong to put the boiled egg made by my mother on the bed.
So, it's the sand pen goose!
It turned into an egg!
Still yellow......
He remembered the dream he had had last night, and combined it with the color of the egg in front of him.
During the battle, the wings spread and danced, and the feathers that fell fell apart at the touch of a feud and fell into a lump of......
The sand withered trembled for a while, so it's better not to hatch!
Cover yourself with the quilt and walk out of the lounge.
As for why geese turn into eggs?
Sand withered thought about it on the way, and probably didn't eat for three days, and starved to death.
In the morning, everyone was already eating breakfast in batches, and there were many people, and most of them had to eat three or five plates of food at a meal, and the plates were large and numerous, and piled up in the pool.
After a simple meal and a meal coupon, Sha Wei consciously came to the back kitchen, rolled up his sleeves, and began to wash the dishes.
After almost an hour of washing, I saw that the breakfast time was about to pass, and there were more and more plates, and the number reached an uncountable number!
The sand is going crazy, there is another wave at noon, and there is another wave at night, plus there is no shortage of money for others who specifically avoid mealtime.
How do you finish this?
"What are you doing?!" At this time, the chef came over and looked at him in confusion.
Sha Wither: "Wash the dishes!" ”
Chef: "There's a dishwasher!" Two units! ”
Sand Withering: "??? ”
Throw piles of plates into the dishwasher, manipulate, wash, pull out, and automatically arrange them neatly and brightly.
After doing all this, the sand withered began to be confused.
He studied in a military academy, ate in the cafeteria, had an old mother at home, and had no idea that there was such a thing as a dishwasher.
But since there is a dishwasher, why did Zhao Xingjian ask him to wash the dishes?
The kitchen doesn't need such a job at all!
When the breakfast time is over, the kitchen begins to prepare lunch, and everyone is busy like gears, and they have long been interlocking with each other, even if Sand Wither wants to help, he doesn't know where to start.
Confused again, I simply sat in the restaurant in a daze.
It was ten o'clock in the morning, and Major Fu Yu had brought the ruminants to breakfast, and the young major yawned as if he had not woken up.
The sand withered turned his back to the gate, not noticing the appearance of a man and a beast.
Fu Yu saw the sand first, stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder: "What, come to eat alone?" ”
Sha Wither was startled, and looked back to see the ruminant's huge body, which almost didn't collapse.
"Can I say I'm here to wash the dishes?"
Fu Yu: "Hahaha! What are you kidding, by the way, you said that you are also a beast master, what about your war pet? ”
Sha Wei was stunned and spoke: "Dead." ”
Fu Yu: "?! ”
It's okay to be dead, is it so casual?
Sand Wither explained: "It's turned into an egg." ”
Fu Yu: "It turned out to be an oviparous species!" It doesn't have to be dead, evolution is also possible, but when it hatches, it's better for you to carry it with you, so that you can enhance the tacit understanding. ”
Sand Wither listened carefully and nodded.
It should indeed be evolution, after all, the process of turning into an egg is painless and without any signs at all.
After that, Fu Yu touched the ruminant's head, and the barbs on his body instantly put away his defensive posture, and he was very docile to his master.
"I really envy you beast masters with spawning war pets, unlike me, who have to be well raised, and they are terrified when they are injured."
Sand Withering: "Don't ......"
Tell you that the envy of the war pet is a goose?
The major is really a rich man, and he can eat such a big-headed war pet, and the back kitchen seems to be used to it, and he quickly serves a plate of food without saying hello.
The food is definitely much better than the buffet, not to mention, the treatment is completely different.
Seeing Sha Wither and Fu Yu sitting face to face, the people in the back kitchen were surprised.
"You're really here to wash the dishes?" The Major ate his meal and chatted curiously with the sand.
"The job assigned to me by Zhao Xingjian." Looking at the food on the table, Sand Wither suddenly became hungry.
Fu Yu nodded: "The liaison officer in our group." ”
Sha Wei was a little surprised, he knew Zhao Xingjian's specific position for the first time.
Since he is a liaison officer, he must have a high military rank.
Why is he just a sergeant, and he looks down on washing dishes, right?
complained in his heart, but Sha Wither's gaze never left the table.
At this time, Fu Yu found that Sha Wei was drooling unconsciously, and he tentatively pushed forward a row of various dishes: "Eat some together?" ”
Sha Wei is not polite at all, pick up the chopsticks and feast.
Wozhi, it's so delicious, are you sure it's made by the same chefs as the buffet?
Sure enough, those who spend money are different from those who don't!
Seeing the sand withering gobbling up, Fu Yu was stunned, as if he had never eaten.
Sha Wei felt strange to himself, his appetite seemed to have increased a lot, and it was not even three hours after eating the last meal, but he could still eat so much at this time!
Nima, it can't be infected by a goose, right?