Yes... Sneeze...

Yes... Sneeze...

Yang Ze forced himself to open his eyes again, uh, it's the Himalayas again! Close it again, open it again! It's still the Himalayas!

Close it again, damn it, how can this dream be more difficult than my mother's stubborn constipation! It can't be a ghost pressing the bed, right? Yang Ze's heart suddenly became furious, and cold sweat broke out on his back! The wind blew, ah... Sneeze... Yes... Sneeze... Two more ...... I used to hear my dead grandmother say that if you hurt yourself, as long as you feel the pain, you will wake up. Granny's ...... People die and birds rise to the sky. As the saying goes, bird feathers are inexhaustible, and the spring breeze blows and grows. When it's time to make a move, Yang Ze gritted his teeth, and his left hand poked down, Qi Luck Double Pill, Ada...... Da ...... Only God knows the pain...... Yang Ze almost jumped up, looking at the handful of curly hair on his hand with tears in his eyes, it seemed that he was a little ruthless and pulled out a little too much.

At this time, Yang Ze's whole person was awake, and he really couldn't wake up anymore. The mountain wind hunts, the moon in the sky is strange, he is not stupid, in an instant he knows that this is no longer the world he is familiar with! Panic! Extreme panic, not yelling, not helpless, not frightened and fainting! Yang Ze just stood there straight, his mouth wide open and motionless......

After a long time, Yang Ze gradually calmed down, "What kind of place is this, I clearly remember that on the balcony, my daughter downstairs was still waiting for me to accompany her to practice the piano." Yang Ze muttered to himself, recalling it repeatedly. The tears burst the embankment, and I couldn't stop at all, forgetting the cold and biting of the mountain wind at night, and I couldn't care about my own nakedness. Just standing in tears, a naughty and eccentric son, a warm daughter, an intellectual wife, a humorous and temperamental mother, a face-loving and verbose father, and a castle in my heart...... Collapsed...... Home is gone...... He wanted to cry out loud, but he couldn't make any loud noise, and he was silent......

The moon went down, and the sun climbed up. No matter how dazzling the sun is, it never penetrates the clouds on the top of the mountain. It's like the haze in Yang Ze's heart. Cold! Desperately cold!

"Brother Miao" This car is beautiful, isn't it? This is called Mercedes-Benz, Mercedes-Benz understands?

Uh-huh!

I'll sell it to you when I grow up and make money, I know you like black...... Giggle...... Giggle......

Looks like someone owes me a watch......

When the time comes, buy it together, who is with whom...... Let's go, go home, or the "dinosaur eggs" will explode again......

This is a joke between Yang Ze and his son...... Far away...... But in front of you...... Yang Ze's heart twitched, and a flash flashed in his mind...... Go home! Yes! Go home! Even if I am crushed and become a handful of ashes, my ashes will be scattered at the door of my house! At this time, Yang Ze's heart rekindled his faith! The belief of going home! The word "go home" was engraved into the flesh, melted into the bone marrow, and burst out with infinite power......

In the middle of the mountains, a beast cart drove slowly on the mountain road. A little fat man was driving the car in front, pulling a thing that I don't know what it was. Like a pig with horns, but as tall as a horse. The car was carrying a black stone that looked like coal. This is the first person Yang Ze has seen in half a month, Yang Ze is very lucky, this is really a person, a person with limbs, seven orifices, a nose and eyes like himself.

At this time, he couldn't wait to rush over immediately, hug this little fat man and kiss him fiercely. But looking at Xiao Yang Ze under his crotch, if he ran over and nibbled on the little fat man a few bites, he would definitely be regarded as a perverted erotoniac, and it was a particularly heavy one.

I have to think of a way to let this fat man take himself to a populated place, and the most important thing is to at least find a pair of pants to cover the "second brother" first. In the past few days, the "second brother" has been starving and freezing with him, and I am really sorry for him when I think about it. For many days, Yang Ze only ate a few unknown fruits, and pulled his stomach a few times, originally wanted to take out a few bird eggs to open the meat, but not to mention the bird eggs, there was not a single bird feather. Although he didn't eat anything, Yang Ze felt very energetic, and he had walked eight or nine hundred miles in the past few days, but he didn't feel tired at all, but now his body was so dirty that he could almost rub off a few catties of soil.

The beast cart slowly stopped not far in front of Yang Ze, no matter how the little fat man whipped it, the horned pig in front of him just didn't go, and even spun in place. Yang Ze covered "Little Yang Ze" with both hands, and walked over with a mouthful of big white teeth.

Hello!...... Well?

Sovadika ...... Well?

Hello...... Well?

The flower girl's ......

"I'm dizzy, why don't you forget that you don't understand the language! If you don't understand the language, you'll be a fart!" Yang Ze said with annoyance. Just turned around and squatted on the side of the road with his head in his hands. What he didn't notice at this time was that the corners of the little fat man's mouth twitched. Xin said: "Who is this fool, drying birds on the side of the road in broad daylight, and still taking such a comical pace, and he is not afraid of pulling eggs!" "Hey! Friend! What is there so much to think about, drying eggs on the side of the road in the blue sky and daytime, and saying it makes my brother happy!" The little fat man said to Yang Ze on the side of the road. "It's your business, Lao Tzu can't pull out seedlings in photosynthesis" Huh! You can speak! At this time, Yang Ze was so excited in his heart! Bodhisattva bless! Jesus blessed! Doraemon blessed! Thank you judges, thank you CCTV, thank you ccav......

"Who are you, why are you bare-assed?" asked the little fat man, "Fortunately, all the beasts in the mountains have gone on strike during this time, otherwise you would have gone on poop."

"This brother is invited, my name is Yang Ze, I was knocked on a stickby the gangster who blocked the road a while ago, and my whole body was stripped naked and thrown here, and I can't remember what happened before I woke up, dare to ask Brother Tai what kind of place is this, and how far is it from the nearest town?"

"My name is Wang Jing, the village calls me Feilong, this is Longxi Forest, the direction you come from is the Longxi Mountains, you can walk out of Longxi Forest from this road, our village is on the edge of the forest. The little fat man scratched his head with his hand and said innocently.

Wang Jing? No, could it be that the fat mantis also crossed over, "Brother Wang Jing, can you give me a ride, at least go to your village to get a pair of pants to wear" Yang Ze asked embarrassedly.

"Don't be so polite, people have bad luck. You also call me Fat Dragon, it's okay, I'm used to hearing it, or it's pleasing to the ear. Surround this first, don't freeze and wilt, it's not good to freeze at a young age. Feilong took off his shirt and handed it to Yang Ze.

This horned pig beast doesn't know what kind of temper it has today, so it just pulled this small half car of black stones and killed it, isn't it just that I get up late in the morning and feed you a few handfuls of grass, and I can't see that I won't castrate you. The fat dragon was so angry that he swung his whip and was about to hit the horned hog. Yang Ze hurriedly went up to stop it, and hurriedly said to Feilong: "Brother Feilong, you have to let the pigs run and don't let the pigs eat grass, pigs are originally lazy to eat." Don't worry, look at me. ”

Yang Ze returned to the woods just now and took out the last inventory of the past few days from the ground. Eat the remaining half of the red fruit, this fruit was picked by Yang Ze from the edge of Hanbi Pond, 12 were picked at the beginning, and the last half was left after saving and eating in the past few days. Yang Ze broke off a branch of the tree and tied one end with a vine to tie the fruit. As soon as the horned pig beast smelled the fragrance of the fruit, its whole body was not calm as if it had eaten Viagra. Speaking of viagra, Yang Ze has found a black fruit growing on the tips of small grass in Longxi Forest in the past few days. Under the trees, the river is everywhere, in patches. At the beginning, Yang Ze licked it with the tip of his tongue, and as a result, "Little Yang Ze" lasted for 7 days.

In this way, the branch of the tree was tied to the horn of the outer horned hog, and the fruit hung down in front of his eyes, and he could not eat it. He walked towards the village in a leisurely manner......

What Yang Ze didn't know was that the name of this red fruit was actually Xuanxue Zhuguo......