Chapter 58: By the Sea, Cultivation Continues
Chapter 58: By the Sea, Cultivation Continues
"Yo, you ......" the grandmother said in a voice like a mosquito, and then looked at her two grandsons with an ambiguous gaze, as an old driver, no, as an older person, she naturally understood the thoughts of these two young people.
Hongyi smiled and lowered his head to eat, and also sandwiched a piece of meat for his grandmother to eat, while Rong Di looked away in embarrassment.
At the dinner table, the three of them were a little thoughtful, and the grandmother smiled evilly, chewed the slices of meat in her mouth, and suddenly said, "It won't rain tomorrow."
"What about my training?" Rong Di said unadmittedly: "I don't want to lose to myself!"
"Shut up, Turtle Sun!" Grandma gave him a blank look, then looked at Hongyi with a smile and smiled, "Does your swimsuit still fit Hongyi?"
"I think I've gained weight...... I can't wear it last year. Red said with a red face.
"Looks like my granddaughter has grown up a little bit." Grandma completely ignored Hongyi's embarrassment and asked Xiang Rongdi, "What about you, grandson?" Do you have swim trunks? ”
"No, I lost it when I moved out of school." Rongdi replied.
"Your water technique cultivation has not made any progress at home, so it is better for us to ...... Let's go to the beach! Grandma laughed.
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Kunzhong City is a second-tier city in the south, not far from the sea. Take the bus to the subway station and get on the high-speed train, and you will arrive at the beach in 40 minutes.
The wind by the sea brings the smell of the sea, and you can feel the smell of the sea even at the subway exit. From the lookout, there is a small beach below, after all, it is not a holiday, and there are not many people here. The sea was so big that it was blocked by obstacles, and the farthest point ahead was a beautiful line of heaven and sea. Rongdi and the others came very early, and they saw the sun slowly rising. "It's beautiful!" Hongyi couldn't help but say.
Hongyi and her grandmother often come here to play, but the beautiful scenery of the sunrise is the first time to see, and she is like a child who travels for the first time.
Grandma has always maintained her original appearance, and now she is not the loving grandmother, but a mature woman with sharp eyes. Dressed in black, she looks majestic and attracts the attention of many perverts.
Rong Di followed them blankly with his travel bag on his back, and he yawned heavily before he slept well. He put the picture of the sea view under his pillow again, and he kept wondering what happened to the girl in the end, and naturally he didn't sleep well.
The bag on his back was very heavy, and with the lesson of the last time, Rong Di didn't dare to open the bag and peek. But he reckons there should be some sunscreen or something.
"Let's go, let's go buy swimsuits." As she spoke, Grandma strode towards a small seaside shop by the sea.
Rong Di bought a pair of big black pants, and prepared the parasols and folding chairs to be rented, and he waited at the front desk early. It takes a lot of time for a woman to buy something, and Rong Di waited twenty minutes for them to come out.
The young and beautiful grandmother is also bold, actually wearing a three-point black bikini, and the corset and briefs tied at the back expose most of the skin of her snow-white body, showing her proud figure and absolute confidence.
The red dress was more conservative, she wore a tubular blue swimsuit, which looked like a skirt, and the patterns on the swimsuit also reduced the transparency of the chest and hips. To be honest, her taste is really not very good, her body looks very much like what a child wears, which may have something to do with her wearing a double ponytail.
"How? I'm good-looking, right? Grandma asked.
According to statistics, 80% of men look at swimsuits and beauties for a while, and Rongdi is no exception. As for his grandmother's figure, he didn't want to make too many comments, but observed a three-second silence for the young people who were about to pick up a conversation.
"Don't, don't look at her! I'm not bad either, right? "The red clothes seem to be a little angry.
Rong Di looked at the red clothes, the petite figure, the immature little face, and the airport, plus the swimsuit of children's taste. "The one in red is not bad......" said, Rong Di looked away and added in his heart: "The guy who came to talk to him is definitely some goldfish guy." (refers to pedophilia)
Hongyi wasn't stupid either, she felt it when she saw Rong Di reluctantly look away, and she snorted angrily. As a result, when I saw my grandmother's murder weapon, my anger disappeared by half, and if I can't compare, I can't compare!
"Grandma, will Hongyi be as big as you in the future?" Red, who felt a sense of frustration, asked weakly.
"Drink more papaya milk!" Grandma said brightly.
"Don't talk, I've already checked out. Can you come and move something? Rongdi said.
Hongyi pouted and snorted with his nose, "Mr. Rongdi, please don't talk to me today!" With that, she walked out of the store in a rage.
Rong Di looked at her blankly, "I don't seem to have provoked her, right?" ”
"You're really stupid, Turtle Sun!" Grandma mocked: "The girls are all wearing swimsuits, and you don't praise her for a few words."
"This, that's it......" Rong Di was a little shy, but he didn't want to be looked down upon by his grandmother, so he said unconvinced: "But aren't we here to practice water tricks today?"
"Just your EQ ......" Grandma shook her head and commented, "If you don't have Bai Ze's blood on you, you are definitely sent by your father when he charges the phone!" ”
I can't say it! Rong Di had no choice but to swallow this breath. He followed them with heavier items, taking advantage of the crowds to get a good position. It's not early, and there are more and more people on the beach.
Red Yi played with the sand like a child, while Grandma enjoyed the sunshine.
"Do you have to come here? There are a lot of men here, and besides, aren't red clothes afraid of men? Rong Di looked at the red clothes and asked his grandmother.
"Don't underestimate her, she's not as fragile as you think, but don't patronize and look at beautiful women and forget to cultivate water tricks." Grandma smiled and said that she had raised her red clothes and that she had confidence in her. Seeing the energetic appearance of the red dress, grandma has already deduced that she has probably come out of the shadows.
When Grandma said this, Rong Di found that there were still a lot of women wearing clothes with very little fabric on the beach, and the two beauties holding ice cream balls immediately attracted Rong Di's attention.
"This ice cream scoop is really big...... Rong Di couldn't help but say.
Grandma kicked Rong Di hard, accompanied by a "hum" from the red clothes.
"You go and practice your water tricks, and you will have noble people to help you today." Grandma laughed.
"Huh? Elegant? ”
"I've done the math." She smiled faintly.
Rongdi put on a life jacket, he was now rejected by the natural flow of water, and if the sea was angry and pushed him into the deep sea, he would still be able to swim back with something, he felt.
Rongdi came to the shallow water, and the sea did not refuse him without using the water trick. He exhaled his aura and "water ......"
Before he finished the word "trick" of "water trick", he was slapped in the face by the waves! In the morning, he was pounced on by the cold seawater, and Rong Di was angry!
"I you!"
"Water Trick!"
"Water Trick!" ……
A few minutes later, Rongdi was washed to the shore in the posture of a sunken corpse, and the life jacket did not know where it had been washed away. Rong Di was annoyed in his heart, he didn't know why the water of nature kept rejecting him!
A foreign friend had noticed Rong Di for a long time, he was a tall and thin young man, with golden curly hair, and his appearance was reasonable. Growing up in Chinatown, he has always been fascinated by Chinese martial arts novels, and he came here on vacation with his family and neighbors. Seeing Rong Di being washed up by the waves again, he couldn't help but go up and ask in fluent Chinese: "Brother Tai, are you practicing the ass backwards and falling geese-style moves in "Swordsman's Rivers and Lakes"?"
"You Jin Yong stay away from me, I practice the sea immeasurably!" Rong Di said in his tone, and then rushed to the sea like a charging warrior.
"Chinese really know martial arts......" he muttered to himself, continuing to look at Rong Di.
Rong Di's cultivation just didn't go well, the sea didn't listen to him at all, the waves kept beating him, and even sent him back to the shore.
It didn't take long for Rong Di to find that there were a lot of people surrounding him, and they were all foreigners. The golden retriever said, "Everybody saw it, right? So many people here were swimming, and only he was pushed up. I don't know if you have noticed that the waves around him are very abnormal, so he has been practicing martial arts! ”
"Wow ......"
The people surrounding Rong Di were some foreign friends, and they all let out exclamatory voices. One of the black girls said a word of English to the Golden Retriever, and the Golden Retriever said radiantly, "Master, can you perform Chinese martial arts?"
Rong Di was stunned and thought: Could it be that the noble person grandma said is him? Rong Di looked this ordinary-looking blonde man up and down, and he couldn't make up his mind.
"I'm ready to perform, but can you show me the immeasurable sea in a moment?" Rong Di said.
When the golden retriever heard that he could help, he was overjoyed, "Of course you can!" Show off your abilities. ”
Rongdi looked around and found a white girl with a bottle of Coke in her hand, so she shook it out of thin air, and the girl was startled because the Coke in her hand actually flew out of her hand and came into Rongdi's hand.
Previous ** martial arts films have had a profound impact on foreigners, and they still feel that Chinese are good at martial arts. There is a rule in foreign detective novels, that is, the murderer cannot be Chinese, because Chinese can do things that others can't do, such as jumping over the wall with light skills, thus undermining the rationality of detective novels. (The Ten Commandments, indeed insulting the Chinese, have nothing to do with martial arts masters, I only learned later, in fact, it is the influence of the ** theory.) )
"How did you do it?" The white girl said in Chinese.
"I'm just pulling the bottle over with internal force." Rong Di said, saying in his heart: "In fact, it is just to control the Coke in the bottle and let it fly over to the bottle."
"Can you perform other martial arts?" The Golden Retriever asked.
"Well...... It's not fashionable to fight and kill now, but I can perform like this. With that, Rong Di turned the bottle upside down, but not a drop of Coke from it flowed down.
"Wow~ How the hell did you do that?" The foreigner was once again impressed by the profound Chinese kung fu, and looked at Rong Di's eyes with amazement and admiration.
"I just sealed the bottle with internal force, so the Coke didn't come out." With that, Rongdi gave the Coke back to the white girl. In fact, he just controlled the Coke in the bottle so that it didn't come out.
"Can you perform Flying on the Grass?"
"Where is the grass here? You should let him do water floating! ”
"That's right! Let's put it on a show! ”
They quarreled with each other, especially the golden retriever, who kept smiling from ear to ear, as if the kid who had always liked superheroes had actually met a superhero.
"I still have to cultivate! It's not convenient to perform! Go play, and I hope you can tell others that Chinese Kung Fu exists! ”
Rongdi chased them away, but left the Golden Retriever behind, "What's your name?" ”
"My name is Bruce. Alan, those people just now are my family and neighbors. What about you? ”
"My name is Rong Di, and I want to ask you to give me some guidance on my cultivation."
"I, can I really help?" Bruce asked, a little unconfidently.
"I guess so." Rongdi wasn't very sure.
As an aside, after they returned to China, they spread the word farther and farther, and there was a short-lived martial arts boom in Chinatown, where they were located, which of course is a later story.