"Oh, nothing." At this time, the mother said nonchalantly: "It just let out a fart." ”

"? What fart? Sha Wei subconsciously asked, in fact, he didn't know what he was asking.

The mother clapped her hands and said, "That's it, I said goose, you have to think of a way, it aimed at the crab, bang, a fart fainted the crab!" Hahaha! ”

The twins listened and laughed.

The father lifted his head to read the newspaper and glanced at the goose with a blank face.

The goose cranes its neck and accepts the praise.

What do you think? Ben goose cow pen, right? A fart can stun a giant hermit crab!

The sand withered mentality collapsed three times, and he left with chopsticks.

What kind of ghost war pet, farting is also a skill?

Die!

In the room, you can still hear the laughter at the dining table.

Speaking of Sha Wither's family background, not to mention wealth, at least well-off, and the family is harmonious.

His father is a military fan, and his mother is a girl.

The twin brothers are geniuses, one is very sensitive to business and has an almost natural mental arithmetic ability for numbers, and the other is quite managerial and often speaks surprisingly and impressively.

The originally good family, if it weren't for Sha Die's determination to go to military school, and the years of military training that led to negligent communication with his family, would not have been so embarrassing.

Now his mother is worried, his father ignores him, and his younger brothers chase him every day to ask what regiment he has entered and what is it like in the regiment......

He felt like a failure, a shame!

Probably just a fool!

"Ga ......"

The sound of a goose sounded outside the door.

It seems to sense that the owner is in a low mood, and the goose is holding a piece of crab leg to curry favor, although the crab leg has been gnawed by it!

Sha Wei ignored this, let the goose 'quack' outside the door, and opened the military academy textbook.

At this time, it is definitely too late to cram, the selection of the legion is extremely strict, and there are extremely excellent people in each department who are shining.

"Quack! Quack! "The geese outside the house are still calling.

Sha Wither turned a deaf ear and continued to look through the military school textbook.

In the interstellar era, mankind has entered an unprecedented grand civilization, and the conquest of the universe has become the top priority, and there are still large unexplored areas in the Star Sea, full of all kinds of star beasts, wormholes, and dangers......

Exploration and combat are commonplace for legions.

And the so-called legion is the combat power under the banner of the Federation.

There are many clans, as well as sizes and ranks, each with its own duties.

To fight a war, in addition to the research and development of mechas, strategic cooperation, and resource mobilization, all kinds of excellent personal strength are also required.

Therefore, it is not easy to enter any legion, you must pass rigorous training and excel in the highest military schools.

All the military academy students squeezed their heads and wanted to go in, and spent a lot of energy and money to study in a military school, not to maintain law and order, but to maintain the security of the universe.

The sand withered all the way, and finally graduated.

He is a person whose comprehensive conditions are not up to the level of a commander, and his reconnaissance and camouflage abilities are not up to the side of spies, and he is always a beat slower than others in mecha training.

In general, it's just what to do, eat and sleep first, and if you want to enter the legion, you have to find another way.

So, he set his sights on the Beast Master.

The Beast Master has a noble identity, and it is a precious existence in the major legions, provided that it is a war pet cow pen.

"Quack! Quack! ”

The war pet cow pen will do......

Scold!

The sand withered closed the textbook, and the heart was like ashes.

At this time—

Boom!

A bang!

Immediately after, there was a 'click', and there was a sound of something shattering.

The sand withered turned his head, and what hit him head-on was the door 'clang' and fell to the ground, and there was a hole in the door, in the shape of a goose's foot.

And then, a goose fart was directed at him.

The stupid goose smashed the door and farted, and a series of operations were not good.

When he was done, he shook his hair, and walked into the house with a swing, his head rubbing against the sandy legs, making a comfortable 'cooing' sound, and then his wings trembled.

One jump!

Jumped on his lap, nestled between his legs, put himself in a comfortable position, and began to lie down and sleep!

Sand Withering: ???

A slap in the face!

Pick up the goose and throw it out!

The sand withered was furious, knocked down his door, and slept with his face on his lap?

Is this goose crazy?

The goose fell to the ground and rolled around, got up with an innocent face, it just wanted to stay with its owner, the door in front of it was an obstacle, and since it was an obstacle, even if it broke its head, it would be knocked off.

Why throw it?

The goose is not happy!

There was a lot of commotion, and the parents and twin brothers were all attracted over, and the four heads looked here, and the four pairs of eyes revealed confusion.

Sand Wither couldn't stand it anymore, his war pet liked to wreak havoc like a retarded man, and brought back a goose without even asking, and the twin brothers were not old enough to understand him.

You know how to go against him!

This family can't stay, he's leaving!

didn't pack up anything, and the sand withered directly slammed the door and left.

Before the geese could keep up, they were blocked by the gate in front of them.

"Karma...... Quack! ”

The goose was in a hurry, it couldn't leave its owner, and wanted to break the door in front of it.

Fortunately, the material of this door is different from that of the sand room, and the goose has collapsed several times in a row without success, and it is in a hurry.

The twin brothers were excited, and rushed into the sand room, bouncing on the bed, rummaging through the cabinets.

The parents looked at each other, a little overwhelmed.

Shafu changed his shoes and put on his coat: "I'll go talk to him." ”

Sha Mu looked uneasy: "You can say it well, don't be so serious, and besides, he probably has no money on him." ”

"Yes." As soon as Shafu opened the door, the goose rushed out first.

After Sha Wei rushed out of the door, he was wandering around alone in the community, breaking branches and kicking stones, he didn't dare to destroy it, after all, he was penniless, and he couldn't stand to give him a fine.

Aggrieved!

Don't even dare to vent loudly!

"Quack quack!"

A burst of excited goose cries came from far and near, half-running and half-flapping wings rushing towards him.

The sand withered is upset, why is this goose coming with him again?!

"Son." At this moment, the father's voice rang out.

Sha Wei calmed down for a moment, turned his head to see his father, lowered his head again, and did not respond.

The goose had now come to him, and was excitedly circling around him.

Shafu glanced down at the goose and smiled.

Catching a glimpse of his father's smile, Sha Wei was stunned.

Sha's father has always been the image of a strict father at home, and he shows his unsmiling to the extreme.

He rarely saw his father smile, and it was incredible!

Who knows the next second......

"Geese can also be war pets hahahaha!" Shafu actually laughed.

Sha Wither's face suddenly turned pale, and he had to run away from home begging for food!

"Hey, don't go." Sha Father chased after him.

Of course, the geese are also chasing.

……

I don't know how long later, Sha's father returned home alone, and Sha's mother in the house was waiting anxiously.

Seeing that there was no one behind Sha's father, Sha's mother asked, "What about the child?" ”

"Lost it."

"How can you still lose it? Didn't you tell you not to be too serious and say it well, did you scold him again? Sha Mu was a little angry.

Shafu was very innocent: "It's just that you confessed, I specially laughed at him, trying to ease the atmosphere, but he was even more angry, so he threw his sleeves and left!" ”

Sha Mu: ......