Baijia Town

Pushing open the door, Bai Hao dragged his tired body into the office, found a sofa and lay down.

His company is in the most upscale office building in Baijia Town, and there are all kinds of big dead utensils in the office, the big ones have some paper people, houses made of paper, some paper cars, dead money, and some paper paste household appliances.

Different from the traditional artifact, Bai Hao's company has never taken the physical channel, he only does online trading, this time to go to Rongcheng to help customers burn paper money is the first time, of course, it is also the first order in his store.

In a daze, Bai Hao felt a pair of soft hands caressing his body, it was undoubtedly a beautiful experience for him who had been single for more than ten years, he gasped, as if he was about to reach a certain height.

But at this moment, the office door was pushed open.

"Lao Bai, why don't you go home to sleep?"

The words are Yi Feng, Bai Hao's partner, who is specifically responsible for helping people see feng shui.

"Lao Yi, why are you babbling every time, you can't hold your breath."

Over, Bai Hao turned around and continued to sleep, he didn't speak, but he scolded Yi Feng in his heart.

"Damn, disturb Uncle Ben's good dreams, no, it's almost that......"

"You just go back to sleep, wake up, I'll talk to you about a big project."

"The kind of billions?"

......

The night passed.

The sun shines through the window and sprinkles on Bai Hao's back, Yi Feng is lying on the desk and falling asleep, the two of them have regarded the company as their home, the young people in the early days of entrepreneurship are so energetic, they once vowed to become the most popular underworld store on the whole network, so red that even ghosts have to buy underworld money from them......

Bai Hao sat up, and he stretched.

"Ahh ~”

For a while, refreshed.

"Early in the morning, can you make a sound?"

Yi Feng was lying on the table, his voice weak.

"You watched the female anchor again last night, right?"

Bai Hao smiled, he stood up, picked up the water on the table, and unscrewed the bottle cap.

"Live broadcast is harmful, especially female anchors....."

"By the way, what was your big project with me last night?"

He took a sip of water.

"It can't really be the kind of billions, right? I don't accept this relationship."

"I'm kidding you, wait until I've woken up enough, if this order is done, we won't have to worry about it for a year."

With a deep snoring sound, Yi Feng just finished talking and fell asleep again.

Bai Hao shook his head helplessly, yawned, and after washing his face, he looked in the mirror.

What is the situation!

Taking a few steps back suddenly, Bai Hao looked at himself in the mirror, this face was not his own!

His body has also changed, his originally fat body has become much thinner, and when he touched his stomach, he even had abdominal muscles!

Nest grass! What happened! My body, my face......

My face seems to have become much more handsome, and this figure is really good.

Bai Hao actually began to appreciate the new face and the muscular biceps, he didn't know what was happening to him, and he didn't know if such a change was good or bad.

Suddenly, a woman appeared behind Bai Hao, she was wearing red clothes, and her hands were stuck in Bai Hao's neck!

"You, you, who are you?"

The woman had no words, and in her empty eyes, there seemed to be no thought, like a walking corpse.

Bai Hao's body was slowly lifted, he felt that he was going to suffocate, no matter how he struggled, Nurao's hands still choked his neck!

Damn it! Why is this woman so strong, how did she get in, my man is going to die in the hands of this crazy woman today?

Although I am unwilling, I can't do anything.

At the moment of life and death, Bai Hao's body emitted black qi, surrounding his body, spreading wildly along the female rao's hand until it completely wrapped her body.

In an instant, Nu Rao's body turned into nothing, and the black gas gradually dissipated, Bai Hao covered his neck, coughing frantically and retching.

Bai Hao breathed a sigh of relief.

The changes in his body, and the woman who was about to kill him just now, made him feel that things were beyond his control, he didn't know what was happening to him, since he came back from burning the dead money in Banyan City last night and slept like this.

"Who are you?"

Yi Feng woke up after hearing the movement in the toilet, and at this moment he was standing outside the toilet looking at the stranger sitting in the toilet.

"Lao Yi, it's me! Me, Lao Bai! ”

"Are you an old white? If you are Lao Bai, I am the sword immortal who went down to the earth in Shu Mountain! ”

Yi Feng's sword pointed at Bai Hao's eyebrows.

"Isn't it funny?"

Bai Hao nodded: "It's a little funny, you can't see the hallucination from watching the live broadcast, right?" ”

"It's funny that you're still pretending to be with me, who the hell are you?"

Bai Hao was really bitter in his heart, he was almost strangled to death by a woman who appeared inexplicably just now, and now he was pointed to his head by his brother who had grown up from playing, with a posture of wanting to send himself to the police station.

What am I doing wrong? I'm really Bai Hao! It's just that when you wake up and become handsome, is it also a sin to be handsome?

It seems that I have to use a big move, otherwise Yi Feng will definitely not recognize me.

"Lao Yi, I'm really Bai Hao, if you don't believe me, I'm a secret that only we know!"

"You..."

Bai Hao swallowed his saliva, and the scene when he was a three-year-old child appeared in his mind again, and his stomach couldn't help but churn.

"Lao Yi, have you forgotten the we ate together on the bed when we were three years old?"

This sentence is as classic as "Do you remember the summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake".

Bai Hao, a feng shui gentleman, has no teacher, a three-inch tongue, he is not afraid of anything when he walks all over it, before he did this business, he also worked as a real estate agent for a while, what sits north and faces south, the five elements lack soil, these feng shui problems are not a problem.

When he was ten years old, Bai Hao found a fortune teller old man to read his palmistry, the old man was hard, his yang energy was extremely heavy, and he had to retreat when he saw a ghost!

At that time, Bai Hao didn't take the old man's words seriously, the reason was very simple, the old man was going to charge me a hundred oceans when he opened his mouth, you must know that for me who was ten years old, it was a large amount, and naturally it was not a good fortune for the fortune teller

His usual job is nothing more than to help people look at feng shui, catch a ghost and go home to have fun, and if he is really bored, he will practice Lian Dan.

Bai Hao lives in F City, in this era of e-commerce micro-businesses everywhere, I started a dead man's business on the Internet, and the business is divided into several types: ghost hunting, home feng shui, super dead souls, etc............

As long as it is related to this kind of supernatural feng shui, I will accept it all.

Don't you, this business is really good, I received an appointment last month, and the deposit was transferred to the card, a full 100,000, which is no more and no less.

There are also friends with him, his name is Yi Feng, usually Bai Hao calls him Lao Yi, he is a character who has to talk, he is the gold medal exorcist master in their shop, a sword is called 'Soul Fixing', people in the industry say: The sword is out of the body and the dead are scattered.

Late at night, Bai Hao parked the donkey next to a single-family villa, and Yi Feng behind him was already asleep, he was such a shortcoming, he loved to sleep, no matter what the occasion, as long as he was sleepy, he could fall asleep in less than a second.

"Lao Yi, wake up, we're here."

He slowly opened his standard peach blossom eyes and blinked twice, fortunately I am not a woman, otherwise I would have been fascinated by him half to death.

"Have you arrived?"

Bai Hao was a little impatient, "Hurry up and get out of the car, and when this ticket is finished, let's change this electric donkey, why do you want a Mercedes-Benz car, otherwise how can you support the scene." ”

Lao Yi has a constructive proposal, he thinks that in addition to changing cars, we should also expand the scale of the company, so that we can receive more orders and strive to be the first in K city.

Bai Hao even had some doubts that the company had not collapsed until now, and that was all due to Yi Feng.

The owner of this villa is a customer who transferred a deposit of 100,000 yuan to Bai Hao on the Internet a month ago, and his conditions are very simple, to help their cat overdue, and pay the final payment of 900,000 yuan after the matter is completed.

Bai Hao thought to himself, in this era, cats and dogs live better than people, what is delicious, good-looking, and even help buy villas for them to live in.

To tell the truth, sometimes Bai Hao really lamented that he was not as good as a dog, but when he finished this ceremony, his buddy was also a rich man.

A middle-aged man in a suit walked in front of him, interrupting Bai Hao's thoughts.

"Hello, are you the master who invited the master?"

Bai Hao put the key in his pocket: "Yes, we are here to help the cat overdue."

"I'm the housekeeper here, please."

The butler invited us into the villa, he walked to the door and opened the door, and bowed over, "Please come in, the master is already waiting for you in the lobby." ”

I don't want to mention how excited I am, helping a cat to overdo it will cost a million, which is really good money.

Lao Yi is still cautious, he always feels that this matter is not so simple.

"If you think about those customers before, there were many peers competing with us, why didn't anyone compete with us for this one million customers?"

Bai Hao felt that he was very reasonable, hundreds of yuan, thousands of yuan, all fought for their heads, but no one fought for this million level.

"Lao Yi, do you have a magic weapon to give your brother a self-defense?"

Bai Hao is a little unsure in his heart, eloquence is my specialty, and I am not familiar with the business of overtaking and catching ghosts.

Lao Yi took a mirror from his bag and handed it to me.

"Lao Bai, you put this on your chest."

It was a bronze mirror, the mirror was very, Bai Hao took it from Yi Feng's hand and put it on his chest. I don't know what it's used for.

In terms of super-exorcism, it still depends on Lao Yi, he is much more professional than Bai Hao, typical people don't talk much, it's not that I'm just a useless waste, I'm professional in this aspect of feng shui, and I guarantee that when I can get on the next one, I will quote accurately and position accurately!

The combination of Bai Hao and Lao Yi can be regarded as invincible, one can be taught, and one person does not talk much, but fortunately, the real estate agent has not done it in vain for many years, and has exercised his fluent eloquence.

A middle-aged man sat on the sofa, holding his over-drinking beer belly and a large diamond ring on his finger, which flashed in the light, looking particularly dazzling. At first glance, he is the rich man.

"Master, you're here."

Between the words, the middle-aged man's fat double chin trembled.

Bai Hao saw a rectangular black box on the table in front of him, and there was a strange pattern on the lid, which looked like a totem, and there was a portrait of a cat on the side.

Lao Yi whispered beside Bai Hao: "This box is not ordinary, it is specially used to seal the soul, and the lines on the box are sealing charms." ”

Bai Hao didn't know what was wrong, his legs seemed to keep calling backwards, and he slowly walked behind Lao Yi.

"I'll leave it to you."

It is still the old saying that there is a specialization in the art industry, and only by handing over professional things to professional people can resources be maximized.

"Boss, can we start overdoing it now?"

Lao Yi asked for the meaning of the fat boss.

I saw the fat boss slowly stand up, and then said: "You can start, I hope it can also be reincarnated into a good family in the next life." ”

Bai Hao followed behind Lao Yi and walked to the table, he opened the box, his hands were still trembling slightly, a black cat was lying quietly in the box, it was skinny, motionless, and he didn't know how long it had been dead.

Bai Hao just glanced at the black cat, then shifted his gaze, just in time to see Lao Yi's other hand was on his waist, he seemed to be groping for something, and then turned his gaze to the rich fat boss, I actually saw a look of fear on his face!

What's going on? The relationship between humans and animals is the closest, sometimes more than the relationship between people, and the relationship between people here refers to the relationship between you and your good friends, as well as those seven aunts and eight aunts, and parents are a different matter.

Whether it's a cat or a dog, they're loyal and spiritual, or how could they be good friends with humans? This is especially true after death, after the animal dies, it will turn into an animal spirit to continue to protect its master, even if it is reincarnated, it will still leave the spirit of the three souls and seven spirits by the owner's side.

The frightened look on the fat boss's face made Bai Hao feel that there was something else hidden in this matter.

Lao Yi's words interrupted his thoughts, and it turned out that when he was just groping around his waist with his hand, he realized that he had forgotten one of the most important things.

"Lao Bai, I left the sword in your electric car."

Lao Yi's words, Bai Hao could guess how embarrassed he was in his heart, don't be Yi Feng now, Bai Hao was also very embarrassed, he couldn't help but take back the sentence just now, "There is a specialization in the art industry".

Yes! Can you forget the guy who eats?

With that, Bai Hao took two more steps back.

The soul sword was originally hung in the living room of Lao Yi's house, used for decoration, the scabbard was tattooed with nine dragons, the dragon's eyes were lifelike, and the mouth contained green gems, which was particularly dazzling.

This sword was bought by his father for 300 yuan from Taobao, and he still cut the price with the boss at that time, and finally the original price of more than 800 yuan of the sword was cut to 300 yuan for free shipping, which can be called a typical case of bargaining, who would have thought that he would get such a big baby.

Lao Yi has a master, because he is weak and sick, he was sent by his father to a place called the door, it is to exercise, and I don't know when this son has practiced an unpredictable skill, otherwise this soul-fixing sword will really become an ornament at home.

Lao Yi's skills Bai Hao recognized, otherwise he would not cooperate with him to do this dead business, but Bai Hao is desperate now, he actually dropped his sword in his electric donkey.

"Boss, your cat is very resentful, do you know the reason?"

Lao Yi closed the lid on the box.

"Don't kill me! Don't kill me! ”

The fat boss seemed to be stimulated by something, and the ghost roared.

Bai Hao felt the bronze mirror on his chest heat slightly, and was about to take it out to take a look, but Lao Yi stopped me.

Bai Hao was tidying up his shirt when the fat boss rushed towards us.

I saw the fat body, running towards the door with a shock, and the housekeeper also followed, shouting the master.

Okay, now only Bai Hao and Lao Yi are left, and there are only the two of them in such a big villa, which will be a bit unaccustomed.

The black box was placed on the table, and suddenly it shook!

Bai Hao thought to himself, is there an earthquake?

"Lao Bai, you hide, this black cat is going to come out."

In this regard, he listened to Lao Yi, but it was a really big villa, and he really couldn't find a place to hide for a while.

The white mist slowly emerged through the cracks in the box, and the mist gradually coalesced to form a giant cat, a black cat.

"Stupid humans, you're all my shovelers!"

The black cat was able to speak.

Bai Hao hid behind Lao Yi, shouting that it was a dead cat, and it was still ghostly when it was all dead.

In fact, Bai Hao also despises his own behavior, which is like a dog fighting against people.

He began to regret it a little, and as soon as he finished speaking, the black cat looked at Bai Hao viciously, as if his taunt had aroused 100% of its anger!

"Nine-Lives Spirit Cat?"

Lao Yi muttered.

The anger in the black cat's eyes turned into arrogance in an instant, and there was an innate pride in his expression, which may be related to Lao Yi's nine-life spirit cat

I hate people who pretend to be X the most in my life, and I especially hate the way they look.

Bai Hao, who couldn't help it, mocked it again.

Nine Lives Spirit Cat, your name is Meow!

"This civet doesn't care about you."

The black cat has an arrogant face.

"I still know the school"

"Do you listen to me if I'm fine?"

Lao Yi said.

Nine Lives Spirit Cat: "Huh? Son, I advise you not to mess with Uncle Ben,"

The two of them were in a stalemate with the Nine Lives Spirit Cat, looking tense.

Lao Yi glanced back at me: "I also think it's too good for X, I can't help it, can you bear it?"

Bai Hao shook his head.

It doesn't matter if it's a black cat or a white cat, or a nine-life spirit cat, it's not a good cat if it can't catch mice.

As soon as the words fell, a huge cat scratch was covered from the head, and a huge black shadow wrapped me and Lao Yi inside.

Bai Hao scolded, what about the nine-life spirit cat, pretending to be X and engaging in a sneak attack!

Lao Yi took out two charms from his pockets with both hands, and threw them towards the cat, reciting words in his mouth, as if he was reciting a spell.

The cat's scratch emitted a white glow after touching the charm, and the claws of the nine-life spirit cat gradually fell into the spirit rune Zheng

Lao Yi turned around and smiled at me, it was his signature smile, if I were a woman, I would definitely be fascinated by him.

"Lao Bai, one million is done!"

It's that simple? Lao Yi really doesn't talk much, which really confirms a sentence, and striking iron needs its own hardness.

"Son, let me go!"

The Nine Lives Spirit Cat was still shouting, its hands and feet were all comfortable with spirit runes, and it couldn't break free.

Bai Hao asked Lao Yi.

"What to do with this cat?"

"You look at it, I'll go to the boss and ask for money."

Lao Yi went out to find the fat boss.

What an eye-catcher.

Bai Hao looked at the nine-life spirit cat tied up by the spirit rune, and changed back to normal, you don't have this one It's quite cute.

"Get out! Don't touch Lao Tzu! ”

Its cat's head shook off my hand.

"Hey! You're pretty arrogant! Do you believe that I trained you into an elixir? ”

Bai Hao thought to himself, Lao Tzu still didn't believe that he couldn't cure it, if he didn't think it looked cute, he would have trained this dead cat into an elixir and ate it.

Bai Hao also learned some cultivation methods from Lao Yi, he is different from Lao Yi, people have been cultivating since they started, and they have already practiced their own set of cultivation systems, like Bai Hao, who is a halfway monk, can only rely on pills to open up the meridians of the whole body before he can embark on the road of cultivation, don't hide it from you, now he is only left with this second pulse.

When the Nine Lives Spirit Cat heard that I was going to refine it into an elixir, it was stunned at once.

"Son, don't mess around, let's have something to say, don't practice Dan or something at every turn."

In fact, a spiritual cat like it is extremely difficult to cultivate, and it is not easy to transform into a form, and it is definitely not happy to be trained into an elixir.

"Then you bark a few times, I'll consider you being my pet."

The black cat skimmed his face, you really don't, felines are really arrogant.

"Meow Meow Meow ......"

It screamed twice.

Bai Hao saw that it was admitted, so he touched its head: "Be good, I'll listen to two sentences."

The Nine Lives Spirit Cat glanced at me and said, "Shi Ke kills ......"

Well?

Bai Hao looked at it with an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, he knew that at this time, his handsome face must be distorted, especially the corners of his eyes, every time he smirked in the mirror, there were deep crow's feet.

This time it's really cowardly.

"A soldier can be killed, but ...... can also be humiliated"

At the end, the nine-life spirit cat meowed a few more times, and its voice was exceptionally good.

The reason why the fat boss invited them to come, and finally figured it out, where is the nine-life spirit cat that mortals can raise, but its death is really tragic, this just bought back a short time, the fat boss fed it cat food, until finally starved to death.

This is when Bai Hao was chatting with the Nine Lives Spirit Cat just now, he talked to himself, but he didn't expect the cat name in this life to be ruined.

Lao Yi is holding a golden bank card in his hand, the card is the remaining 900,000, and the deposit is put together to make a million, you don't want to, this rich person gives money simply, it is directly a bank card, and the password is written on the back of the card, and I don't know if we serve them, or they serve us.

The nine-life spirit cat was put into the rune paper by Lao Yi, and the rune paper is now in my hand, it is no different from usual, but there is a portrait of a cat in the blank space on the back.

Lao Yi told Bai Hao that if he was in danger again when he was absent from leave, he would throw the Nine Lives Spirit Cat Talisman out like this, and the arrogant cat face would appear, which was a bit similar to throwing out a Poke Ball to summon an elf.

Bai Hao became a rich man as he wished, not to mention how excited he was, at this time, the electric donkey was fast and slow under my control, and the body vibrated regularly, and then, he swayed left and right and rode out of an S-shaped route, but soon he was very happy and sad, a non-cardio electric donkey lost its center of gravity, and the car fell on the Lin.

"Let you be slammed again!"

Lao Yi complained about my driving skills, and he got up from the ground, but fortunately, the speed was not fast, so he was not injured.

Bai Hao smiled a little embarrassed, shook the dust on his pants, and the electric donkey fell beside me, and when I lifted it up and was about to sit on it to start, I found that it was broken.