"What?"

He asked.

"Life!"

I staggered my glass as he took it from my hand.

"Why do you drink again?"

He frowned.

It's hypocritical, like he didn't drink, like he really cares about me.

"Drink."

I fought with him for the cup.

"Wine is a good thing, wine, ah, come, cheers!"

"Don't drink anymore, don't drink anymore."

He begged for mercy again and again: "I drank a day's wine today. ”

"You're lying."

I staggered and smiled at him.

"You're lying."

I repeat again.

He saw one into two, and two back into one. Is he the Monkey King? He is. All men are Monkey King. One when I love you, another when I don't love you. It's the same when you're with your wife, and it's the same when you're with your lover. It's one thing to be serious, and it's another to be unkind.

"You ---"

I pointed my finger at him, and hey, his forehead!

"You ---"

I couldn't poke him in the forehead with my tongue so big that I couldn't poke it. Later, I simply gave up out of breath. I was leaning my body on my two hands, and the floor was tilting to the left and then to the right. I blinked, what? Was there an earthquake? What's wrong with this floor? I slapped it on it, thinking, even you're against me.

Zhang Ruolei picked me up and carried me to the sofa, his brows furrowed even deeper.

"Drink so much! What's the matter, drink so much? It's only been a day since I was at home, and I made myself like this. ”

I leaned into his arms, looked back at him, smiled at him, and could remember in my drunkenness that I hadn't finished what I had just said.

"You, you are the Monkey King."

"Monkey King?"

Zhang Ruolei looked at me and couldn't cry or laugh: "If you can't drink it, don't drink it, look at what you drink yourself." Why can't you drink so much? ”

I threw my arms up.

"I'm willing, willing, can you handle it? I'll tell you, shhhh ”

I held out an index finger at him.

"You don't have to lie to me, I'm watching you today."

"Looked at me?"

Zhang Ruolei's face was full of doubts.

"Ah, I'm looking at you."

I swayed in his arms, shaking myself dizzy, sick to my stomach, retching, and almost throwing up, but what was left of my sanity told me not to vomit, and that the floor would be dirty if I did. Who wipes it! I can't vomit, but the stomach is turning over and over again, and they don't listen to me, and the food in the stomach, the large intestine, small intestine, and stomach that contains those foods, they fight so hard that I can't resist. They rebelled against me in my belly.

They are also demons, they are not my heart demons, they are my intestinal demons, stomach demons, and my whole body is occupied by demons.

I loudly announced to Zhang Ruolei that I am a female devil, all of my stomachs are demons now, and each of them wants me to look good, I don't, I want to control them, I won't let them control me.

"Oh, yes."

I turned around again,

But when I turned around, I couldn't find his face. What about Zhang Ruolei's face? Hehehe, by the way, he's shameless anymore, he's deceiving me like this, does he want to be faced? As soon as I raised my hand, the palm of my hand was on his chin, and I exerted my strength.

said: "I looked at you, in the commercial street, as soon as I called, you answered, you said which leader you were with, you lied, uh-----"

Another wave of nausea, the food that passed through the esophagus, stomach and large intestine and did not reach the small intestine walked around my body, and when I came back again, it was like a sewer smell, sour and smelly, but I couldn't vomit, the floor was dirty after vomiting, I couldn't vomit, I stretched my neck, and swallowed the vomit in my mouth alive.

Zhang Ruolei was obviously more sober than me, and he screamed and screamed, so frightened that he couldn't do it.

"What are you doing? Fast! I'll take you to the bathroom and throw it up, otherwise you won't wake up with wine in your stomach, how uncomfortable it is. ”

"I don't!"

I yelled "I don't!" I don't! I don't want you to care, you big liar, vomit ......"

I vomited so much that my snot and tears flowed out together, making my face red and my neck thick, and my whole stomach couldn't be spit out by me. Zhang Ruolei waited diligently on the side, sweeping his back and serving water for a while.

He is pretending to be a good person, he is pretending to be a good person, if it weren't for him, I would have suffered this foreign crime? I scolded him in my heart while vomiting, but after vomiting it all, I felt empty and sober.

Suddenly, I realized that if people's hearts are full of Deng, they will inevitably be confused, and if they are empty, it may be easier for them to see themselves and the world clearly.

People's hearts are greedy and always want to pretend more, such people actually want to get more. What you can't get, what you regret, and everything you can't let go of are all stored in your heart, and those desires and loves and hates are intertwined, and good people will get into it, not to mention these laymen of my generation. If there are a lot of things in it, and if it is chaotic, people will inevitably follow it. And if you want too much, you want to grasp it in your hands, and you want to settle it, so it is inevitable that you will lose sight of one or the other, and you will be embarrassed.

I was still holding the toilet in one hand, lying on the bathroom floor and refusing to get up, his face was full of helplessness, and he leaned down to pick me up, but I grabbed Magen and yelled at him.

"What are you doing? You? ”

My little head twisted, and the righteousness was awe-inspiring.

"I don't have to worry about you, you let me go."

Zhang Ruolei was laughed at by me, looked at me helpless, and came up to pull me again, my ass seemed to be fixed on the marble floor, and I refused to go with him on the ground. He was so tired that he was sweating, and then he pinched his waist and rolled up his sleeves: "I don't believe it, I can't fix you!" ”

"You can't fix me!"

I got into a fight with him.

He thrust his hands under my armpits with a slam of force.

"Up!"

When I talk about a fart, I just don't let go of the toilet.

Zhang Ruolei said what's wrong with you? Don't want such a beautiful man, you have to live with the toilet in your arms.

I crooked my neck.

"What's wrong with the toilet? At least the toilet is willing to take all the spitting and pulling I have. No complaints, no regrets, hard work. And it will never leave me,

And don't lie to me. If it's broken, I can still replace it, and it won't chirp with me. ”

I saw that Zhang Ruolei was about to collapse, he blinked his little eyes, and looked at me from head to toe, as if he had never known me, this was the first time he had seen me. He spun in circles, scratched his head, and roared in the sky.

"Oh my God! Look at what I know and fall in love with! Is she still a woman? ”

His face darkened, he looked at me with a straight face, and said sternly: "You! Say! What's the matter, can't you get up? ”

"Nope."

I adjusted my position and hugged the toilet tighter.

"The toilet is your husband?"

"Ah, what's the matter? The toilet is my husband, I love the toilet, what's wrong? ”

As I spoke, I didn't stop doing anything, and I kissed the toilet hard.

Zhang Ruolei's fingers have been angry with me and nodded indiscriminately, and he kept pointing at me and pinching his waist.

"You, ah, you, you remember me, you wait for me to kiss you again. You, you actually kiss the toilet?! Are you crazy? ”

"I'm crazy, what's wrong? I'm crazy......"

I was going to say that I was driven crazy by you. But then I thought about it, isn't this a matter of giving people a handle? Make him more proud? He then tampered with the confession.

"Mother, I'm still crazy today, I'm going to fight you to the end, what's the matter?"

Zhang Ruolei looked at me for a long time, and then squatted down silently, scratching my armpits, and I immediately itched and laughed. As soon as the whole person relaxed, the hand holding the toilet naturally relaxed. Zhang Ruolei was busy picking me up, and refused to let go no matter how much I kicked him and beat him, so he carried me to the bed.

As soon as he carried me to the bed, I was a carp and I got up and wanted to leave, and he stepped forward and grabbed me, and the whole person was half kneeling on the bed, pointing at me with one hand.

"Hey, what's the matter? Are you still moving? I can't control you anymore. You say, what crazy are you smoking? Still not? ”

"......"

Before I could finish the rest of my sentence, he stepped forward and pressed me under me, two long-legged hippos across my waist. After exerting his strength, I couldn't really move, and then he stretched out the claws of Lushan and swooped straight at the vital point. I immediately laughed at him, and called for help and forgiveness, and then he stopped with satisfaction and asked me condescendingly, do you dare to drink so much wine in the future? Do you dare to be drunk?

I still want to fight, trying to resist stubbornly, but seeing that I hesitated a little, he immediately stretched out two more hands to continue, and I didn't hurry to forgive?

But he still pouted and rolled his eyes at him, and his heart began to desert again. Especially after drinking this meal, I vomited almost all the miscellaneous things in my stomach, but I began to trance, the back of the man on the commercial street, is it really this thunder in front of me?

"What the hell is wrong with you today?"

He asked me.

I bowed my head and groaned slightly, deciding to make a contribution.

"I really saw you on the shopping street today, and you answered my call, and you hung up when I hung up. I asked you what you were doing, but

You said that you were eating with that person, and you were obviously shopping in a commercial street, how could you accompany others to eat and drink at the same time? You lied to me. ”

Zhang Ruolei looked at me, didn't refute, didn't explain, looked at it for a while, slowly pulled out his two long legs, my body was free, and immediately bounced up from the bed like a spring.

I shoved him from behind.

"Say, you don't lie to me! Can I be wrong about your back? Wearing, Yao, it's your dress, it's exactly the same, how can there be such a coincidence in the world! ”

Zhang Ruolei's raised eyes were full of disdain, he sat at the head of the bed and spoke slowly.

"I don't understand what else you can fool me. You don't have as much money as I do, and you want --- sex."

He grimaced.

"You don't have any sex. You say, what else can I lie to you? ”

"Feelings."

I'm so angry.

"You emotional liar, cheating feelings is not cheating, that's the most..., for women, that's the most precious thing."

Zhang Ruolei smiled and raised his chin with both hands.

"That's right."

Then he threw the phone to me, saying that you go to check, which hotel I booked the private room, there is a record, you also know that hotel, call to ask, see if I am in this hotel all day.

(End of chapter)