Chapter Ninety-Five: Pets

Seeing Chang Xuan, an old man with white eyebrows and beard, who had been bending over respectfully and making the gesture of please, I didn't want to delay, so I hurriedly got into the car, and Chang Xuan sat in the position of catching the car after I got in the car.

But the car didn't seem to have to rush much, so I heard Chang Xuan say to the two horses: "Let's go." The two horses spread their hooves and ran, and Chang Xuan didn't even need to shout "drive".

These two, like the horse of the ghost thirteen, flew over directly on the treetops, and I was a little afraid of heights at first, but then I found that although the carriage was fast, it was very stable, and I quickly got used to it, and even enjoyed it a little.

After running for a while, I felt that the two horses didn't really care, they ran very well, and the carriage was very wide, so I wanted to beckon Chang Xuan to come in and sit in the car.

Chang Xuan said: "This fire horse automatically knows the way, and there is really no need for someone to catch the car, but this is the car that picks up the king, you go to the banquet for the king, so you can naturally sit, I am just on the order of the king, come to meet you, where can you sit." There is a difference between monarchs and ministers, and this rule cannot be messed up. ”

He is a king, and I am really getting more and more confused, and I ask him: "Who is the king?" Old Black Fox? Isn't this car for Wan Peng? ”

Chang Xuan said: "The old black fox is just a fox who has only become a spirit, although he has some Taoism, at most he is a mountain king, when he sees me, he has to politely call Brother Chang, how can he compare with our king." ”

I wondered even more and asked, "Who is the king?" It can't be Wan Peng, I haven't seen him for a few years, and he has actually become the king of the mountain? ”

Chang Xuan said: "The king is the king, but he is not the king of the mountain, just a mountain, where can he be accommodated." ”

Saying this, I feel that Wan Peng is about to become an immortal. When I heard Master Zhao and Xiaohui talk about how Wan Peng was so awesome before, I thought they were exaggerating too much, but compared to Chang Xuan, their exaggeration was at the level of elementary school students.

However, when I asked Chang Xuan again what kind of king Wan Peng was, Chang Xuan didn't say anything, but just dealt with me casually: "The king doesn't let me talk to people casually, he said to keep a low profile." ”

Under my repeated questioning, Chang Xuan told me that when he first saw Wan Peng, he was shocked by the mana on Wan Peng's body, which was definitely not something that a mortal person could have, and that supreme mana could only be controlled by the emperor of Yin Shang, so he believed that Wan Peng was the reincarnation of Di Xin.

Although Wan Peng did not agree with Chang Xuan's statement, nor did he admit that he was the reincarnation of Di Xin, Wan Peng did not know what was going on with his mana, and Wan Peng did indeed walk downstream in Yin Shang and was trapped there for a long time, so Chang Xuan believed that he was Di Xin, but he now has no memory of his previous life and does not know that he was once the lord of the world. So whether Wan Peng was willing or not, Chang Xuan still stubbornly kept calling him king.

I sighed and said, "Old man, this is your mistake, you think he is the reincarnation of the King of Shang, just because he has the mana of the emperor level of the Yin Shang era, and there is no other basis, right?" ”

Chang Xuan glared and said, "Isn't this enough?" The figure and appearance are fake, but the mana is definitely not fake. My grandfather served Di Xin, and when I was a child, I listened to my grandfather talk about Di Xin's vast mana, and I couldn't be wrong. ”

I saw that he was a little anxious, and hurriedly said, "Don't get excited, don't get excited, you listen to me first." In addition to seeing Di Xin, your grandfather has also seen other emperors of the Shang Dynasty, hasn't he? ”

Chang Xuan said: "When my grandfather was young, Di Xin really hadn't succeeded to the throne. Those of us who have attained the Tao have a lifespan far longer than mortals, not to mention going through several generations of emperors, even if we go through several changes of dynasty, it is normal. However, before Di Xin succeeded to the throne, my grandfather had been cultivating in the deep mountains, and he didn't pay attention to these mundane things, and he didn't care whose world it was. It was only when I went to Di Xin to build the basin, my grandfather was famous in the snake cultivation, so he got the sign of Di Xin, went to guard the basin for him, and saw the majestic palace and the tall terrace with his own eyes, and he also saw the world. As for the emperors before Di Xin, there is no chance to see them. ”

I said: "That's right, your grandfather has only seen the king of heaven, but it doesn't mean that the Shang Dynasty has a total of one emperor, the Shang Dynasty has a total of five or six hundred years, and it has been passed down for dozens of generations." How do you know that the mana on Wan Peng's body must be the last king of the Shang Dynasty, maybe he is the reincarnation of other heavenly sons of the Shang Dynasty, why don't you say it is Shang Tang? The king is a faint king, who wants to have anything to do with him? ”

What I said was actually just a casual remark, but I didn't expect Chang Xuan to be serious, and he lowered his head and thought for a long time.

I wondered, this old worm said that the black fox had to call him Brother Chang, the black fox has lived for 1,800 years, so Chang Xuan is not only 1,800 years, maybe more than 2,000 years, could it be that in the past two thousand years, he has never considered that the king of Yin Shang is not the only one who can control the mana of the Yin Shang Emperor?

When I tactfully expressed my question, Chang Xuan glared at me and said: "Fart, I have indeed lived for almost three thousand years, when Qin Shi Huang was not born, I had already attained the Tao, but I have only known Wan Peng for a few years, and he did not have imperial mana on his body before, it was after he wandered through Yin Ruins that he suddenly became different, where can I think about two thousand years?" ”

I thought it was right, so I asked him if he had encountered anyone else who was like the reincarnation of an emperor in the past two thousand years.

Chang Xuan said no, he told me that the things of Yin Shang back then had basically been buried in the ground, especially those related to the royal family of the Shang Dynasty, all of which were sealed by the Zhou people, and the seals of the great power of that era were extremely awesome, and there was generally no possibility of breaking the seal. Moreover, Chang Xuan also told me very seriously: "Although Di Xin is tyrannical and immoral and greedy for pleasure, he is also wise, intelligent, brave and peerless, and his martial arts are unparalleled for a while. You can say that he is a tyrant, but the word faint monarch is too inappropriate, and it should not be used on the king in the future. ”

I hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I remember, I remember, tyrant, tyrant is not good?" ”

Anyway, tyrant is not a good word, in my cognition, these two words are generally common, faint monarch is generally brutal, tyrant is generally mediocre, but since he must be so clear, then listen to him, I don't need to raise the bar with him. And Chang Xuan's reaction, I can also accept it, after all, his ancestors were food merchants and courtiers, maybe although the king is tyrannical and immoral, but he is very friendly to the poison of the basin, so that it has been thousands of years, Chang Xuan is still grateful to the king and respectful.

After thinking about it, I gossiped again: "Then has your grandfather ever seen the legendary Daji?" Isn't it really that pretty? Is she a fox or a human? ”

Chang Xuan just replied coldly: "I haven't heard grandpa talk about this, grandpa is serious about helping the king on errands, and he is not responsible for exploring these lace news." ”

Then I didn't say anything more, and I knew by looking at his expression that he didn't want to talk about it anymore, so I had to stop asking.

The two of them were silent for a while, Chang Xuan took out a box from his arms, handed it to me and said: "Although the city god has set up customs and cards layer by layer this time, there will definitely be people who will come in, this banquet is destined not to be peaceful, and few people who go to the banquet are good stubble, you better not conflict with people casually, especially don't judge people by their appearance, there are some things that look inconspicuous, you may not be able to offend." ”

I said: "This is natural, I have a few pounds and a few taels myself, I know it in my heart, let alone a person, I don't even provoke a mouse, it's all right." ”

I think my words are enough to show my attitude, but Chang Xuan is still not satisfied, and said: "It's okay to say that the rats are all my subordinates, even if you provoke them, they have to look at my face, and they can't worry about you, but you have to be careful about other things, it's best not to catch flies, don't shoot mosquitoes, and don't even hinder grasshoppers." ”

I said, "Are you making an analogy, or do you really have to do what you say?" If it's true, it's a bit of a joke, right? ”

Chang Xuan said: "I'm not making an analogy, I'm giving an example, of course these three must be done, except for the three I said, which are similar to these three, you can't do it, anyway, all living creatures, you just don't mess with it." ”

Oh my God, I don't know any other words to express my emotions right now. Can you still go to this banquet? Although I entered the arena in a luxury carriage, my actual status was lower than that of a bug.

It's easy to talk about grasshoppers, and it's none of my business.

As long as it doesn't fly into my plate, I can't see it, and I don't have to worry too much about such a high-end banquet that doesn't even meet the basic hygiene standards.

But the mosquito thing is not easy to do, mosquitoes can bite, and the banquet is in the mountains, even if the banquet place takes measures, then what about the outside, can there be less mosquitoes in the forest and grassland? If I let them go, I won't go to the banquet, I will simply become a food delivery, no one will even issue me a certificate for unpaid blood donation, and I will lose two pounds of weight when I come back.

Seeing that my boss was unhappy, Chang Xuan asked me what's wrong?

I said, "It's not much, I'm just afraid that I'll pay attention to what I'm looking for, and I'm not going to be able to pay attention to the soles of my feet, and if I accidentally step on the ants, won't I come back alive?" ”

Chang Xuan said: "It's not enough, there are spiritual things, it is impossible to drill under your feet by yourself, don't worry about this." ”

"Spiritual? You won't tell me that the flies, grasshoppers, mosquitoes, and fleas in the mountains have all become sperm, right? How good is the feng shui of this mountain? I can accept the rat becoming sperm, but can a worm that can't survive even a winter become sperm? ”

Chang Xuan smiled and said, "It's not enough to become a jing, but if you provoke them, there may be other things that become jingjing to trouble you." ”

"What do you mean? You will never tell me that the mosquitoes in this mountain may have become a monkey! ”

Chang Xuan said: "The transformation of the spirit is also a similar thing of transformation, and at the banquet, no one will deliberately transform into a worm." However, the insects that can enter the banquet are likely to be pets raised by other spirits, and it is impossible for them to enter the banquet hall in general. Just like you humans have cats and dogs, there are dog lovers among you humans, who treat dogs as their own sons and fathers, and there are also people in the spirits who treat insects as their own treasures, and if you step on it and kill a grasshopper, he will directly unload one of your legs. ”

I'll go, this is also a little scary, if you can't get it, I still have to pay for the insects, I asked tremblingly: "Then if it's a pet, the number shouldn't be too much, I've seen dogs, but I've never seen 500 dogs, after all, it costs to raise pets, and even if you have 500, it's impossible to walk around with 500." ”

Chang Xuan said: "This is the difference between the spirits and you humans, you have pets, like to raise them one by one, but we have pets, but one mountain after another, mosquitoes, the mosquitoes of the whole mountain are his." ”

If it weren't for the carriage not listening to me, I would have immediately planned to turn around and go back, if I met a mosquito who came to the banquet with mosquitoes and a mountain of mosquitoes buzzing behind me, would I still be in the mood to eat?

Chang Xuan probably guessed my thoughts, and said to me: "Don't worry, you won't meet a large army of mosquitoes, those who can bring pets to the banquet are all heads and faces, among the people who go to the banquet, although there is a person who likes to raise mosquitoes, but he had a fight with someone some time ago, and the other party suffered a loss under his hands, and he held a grudge, so he put something on the mountain for him, and almost wiped out his mosquitoes, and now it would be good to be able to make up a hundred, even if he brought them all, when he arrived at the banquet hall, one hundred and eighty mosquitoes were nothing." ”

I was just relieved, but Chang Xuan said again: "But there is a beekeeper, and there are a lot of bees, so I like to take the bee colony around." ”

I'll go, it's worse than having mosquitoes, if you hit a mosquito, you will be sucked a little blood at most, and you will be bitten into a bag, but if this bee encounters, it must not be directly stung into a pig's head, the inhuman world, is really beyond my imagination.

I said, "That mosquito and bee are flying around, everyone has no opinion, and they are not afraid of being stung and bitten?" ”

Chang Xuan said: "This is what I want to tell you on purpose, there are cultivators, these gadgets naturally dare not approach, and the danger is only for living people like you." But don't worry, the king has already thought about it for you, put on the contents of the box, and promise that nothing will come near you. ”

The old man was really panting when he spoke, and I don't know if it was to make me pay full attention to the contents of the box, and give me such a big circle.

I sighed helplessly, and quickly opened the box, wanting to see what kind of magic weapon it was, but I opened the box and saw it, this is too outrageous, right, can this thing be a magic weapon?