Chapter 160: Flies on the Carriage
I just wanted to complain about this Teacher Han, how did you come up with such a stupid method, it is absolutely impossible to keep the height unchanged, but Wan Peng has already begun to applaud.
"Teacher Han is really very human, the two characters in it are very similar to the situation of the two of us, both of them look white, but there is a significant difference in appearance and figure, and the height difference is exactly five centimeters, which is indeed the trick used."
I pulled Wan Peng and said, "It's impossible, if that's the case, won't others find out that I've suddenly become shorter, or if you've suddenly grown taller?" ”
Wan Peng said: "I'm not in front of someone who is particularly familiar with you, are you sure that someone will pay attention to this kind of detail?" Just like the conductor on the bus now, when we got on the bus just now, she was standing at the door, and you passed by her, you should have an impression of her height, but the next time you take this car, if she suddenly becomes five centimeters taller, will you think she is another person? ”
Of course not, I wouldn't even notice that she suddenly became five centimeters taller, and even if I found that she was taller than last time, I must have suspected that I had made a mistake last time, or that she was standing in a different position, or that she was wearing shoes that had increased her height, anyway, I would definitely find a reasonable explanation for myself, and I would not suspect that I was not seeing the same person.
And when Wan Peng appeared as me, it was basically this situation in front of passers-by, if he went to our house, my mother would definitely be able to see at a glance, my son suddenly became five centimeters shorter, but he went to the village chief to buy a house, and found the aunt's family at the right door to help clean up the house, such trivial things, who would pay attention to his height? Not to mention five centimeters, even if it is ten centimeters away, it is estimated that no one may be able to find out.
People will habitually explain completely unreasonable things with more reasonable theories, and no one will be idle and have nothing to do, specifically to measure his height.
It's all based on impressions, even if you find something wrong, you have the priority to doubt your memory.
Teacher Han continued: "However, if this conductor has a twin sister who is exactly five centimeters taller than her, and there is a boy who is in a relationship with her twin sister, then this boy will definitely give priority to the height when he sees either of them, and he can judge which of the two people is who at a glance." ”
Well, I can only praise him politely now: "Teacher Han is worthy of being a teacher, his brain is really good, I admire and admire." ”
Then I turned my head to the side and continued to look out the window.
Although this town is not big, the car drives very slowly, especially when it is fast out of the town, it is as slow as a snail crawling, so we have been sitting in the car for a long time, and still not out of this acre and three points of land.
I wondered, how could such a poor ravine where birds don't poop still get stuck in traffic, and the four towns over there went out of the mountain on that road, and I never saw a traffic jam.
I was really depressed and uncomfortable, so I asked a big brother on the other side: "Is there something going on the road ahead?" Why is there such a traffic jam? ”
The eldest brother looked like a black man and an authentic mountain man, and said with a simple smile: "Little brother, you are from out of town, but you are really at the wrong time." Whether you are visiting relatives or friends, don't pick this season to enter the mountains next time. Now it's just in time for the mountain goods to come down, and a lot of big trucks come to collect the mountain goods, so the road is not wide enough.
But just a few days, as short as a week, as long as half a month, after this period, the road is smooth again, although this traffic jam is quite delayed, but this is also the economic lifeline of this mountain pass town, this year is pointing to these days to eat, endure and pass. ”
I said, "No, I'm also from the mountains, and I haven't heard of anything in the mountains that comes out at this time, is it some kind of artificially cultivated fruit trees or medicinal herbs?" ”
The eldest brother smiled and said, "I can't tell you this, relying on the mountains to eat the mountains, our harvest this year, just pointing to this little thing, it must not be easy to tell outsiders, if outsiders have learned, then what do we expect?" ”
This is a little strange to me, if it is a family's means of making a fortune, it may be regarded as a secret of the family, and it is unwilling to spread it, but this mountain goods are shipped out, looking at the way of a town's fortune, and there is a good way to lead the whole town to get rich, shouldn't this be publicized on TV? Why do they give me the feeling of being sneaky, is this way to get rich is not glorious?
So I pretended to be very casual and asked: "Since the harvest of a year depends on these mountain goods, then why not repair this section of the road, the narrow part of the road, it should not be too long, if you can make a fortune, the money to repair this road should be nothing, the road is repaired, maybe more people come to collect the mountain goods, can pay a better price, and then make a fortune." ”
The eldest brother hurriedly shook his head and said: "You can't repair it, you can't repair this road, once the road is repaired, but something big will happen, this mountain goods can't be sold by anyone who comes." ”
I smiled and said, "I don't understand this, but I heard for the first time that the road is repaired, and there will be a big incident, even if there is a big incident, it will be a great thing." ”
The eldest brother probably also realized that he had said a little too much, so he just shook his head and said: "The affairs of our town, you are a foreigner, you don't understand, you don't understand it after telling you, so don't ask." ”
Since everyone has said so, then I definitely can't inquire anymore, if I don't say it, I won't say it, anyway, this place, next time I don't care about traffic jams, I definitely won't come again.
A little further ahead, you can see the main traffic line in front, there are indeed many large trucks, and the carriages are tightly closed, you can't see what is inside.
At the intersection on the main road, all kinds of vehicles have lined up in a long line, buses, cars, motorcycles, large trucks, and even tractors, a lot of miscellaneous things, but the donkey did not come to join in the fun, and no one took care of the road in this poor country, blocking the road to this is called a paralysis.
I turned my head to look at Wan Peng, he was no longer chatting with that teacher Han, Mr. Han took out a book from his luggage and read it there, it seemed to be a book of educational psychology, and I didn't know if he was really so studious and motivated, or because there were many people in the car now, he deliberately pretended to be an intellectual.
Wan Peng was very leisurely, and started Zuma with his mobile phone again, looking not in a hurry or on fire.
I had nothing to do, so I sat in the car and looked around, next to our car, there were one or two large trucks, I looked through the window glass, and took a closer look at the compartment of the truck, and found that the carriage had obviously been used for a long time, and many places had lost paint, but it was very clean, and it was almost spotless.
Moreover, not only is the carriage tightly closed, but all the seams are also taped, as if to prevent something inside from volatilizing.
Everyone is curious, and I am no exception, so I couldn't help but look at the tape a few more times, and found that there were a few flies on the tape, and then I looked along the tape, and found that there were flies in almost every seam, but in the rest of the carriage, there was none.
The contents of this carriage have a strong smell, although they are very tightly sealed, but the smell emitted will still attract flies. Could something like this be produced in the mountains?
When curiosity comes, it is difficult to suppress, I said to the driver: "Big brother, I have a little urgency, anyway, this car can't move for a while, you open the door and let me go to the toilet." ”
As soon as I said this, a few people next to me also echoed: "Yes, I also drink a little too much water, anyway, the traffic is so congested now, I'll go down to the toilet and come back in a minute." ”
The driver is also reasonable, and directly opened the car door: "If you need to move, hurry up and do activities, you should smoke and smoke, you should go to the toilet and go to the toilet, and after a while, when you get on the road, the car runs, and it is not good to stop casually." ”
After speaking, the driver instructed a few words about selling tickets, and he also got out of the car and squatted while smoking, thinking that he was also upset by the blockage.
Someone in the car soon got down, and I patted Wan Peng and said, "Let's go, go down and pee." ”
As a result, Wan Peng told me without raising his eyelids: "You go by yourself, I don't pee." ”
I directly reached out and covered the screen of his mobile phone: "Then at least go out to see the scenery, let your eyes rest, always stare at the mobile phone screen, beware of blinding your eyes." ”
Wan Peng reluctantly followed me out of the car, and when I got out of the car, I hurriedly ran to the side of the big truck, but was pulled by Wan Peng: "Here, don't you see that you are all going this way?" There's no shelter over there, I'm afraid people won't know that you defecate anywhere? ”
I said, "Behind the cart." ”
Wan Peng looked at me like an idiot and said, "What are you going to do with some incriminating evidence for yourself, that big car is surrounded by cameras, are you planning to show off on camera?" ”
I couldn't help it, I couldn't find any good excuses, so I had to follow Wan Peng to the other side of the grove, but I was relatively close to the big truck just now, but I didn't smell anything strange.
After being in the woods, I saw that the car on the road was still motionless, and the other few people who had just gotten out of the car were all smoking on the side of the road, even the driver was inside.
I was about to light a cigarette too, but Wan Peng directly pressed my hand to light the cigarette: "You should know what likes second-hand smoke, it's better not to smoke in this place." ”
I looked around, this is not a cemetery, and in broad daylight, I was about to ask Wan Peng, but I found that when he said this, his eyes were looking at the big truck.