Chapter 25: Little Beanding is beaten
Rong Yue was nervous, "Wait for me to get the ointment!" β
A certain young man quickly stripped naked and lay on the bed waiting for the ointment to be served.
"Mommy, did anything funny happen today?"
The slippery little bean dice also has idle clichΓ©s.
"Nope!"
Rong Yue shook her head.
"Are all men on horseback handsome?"
The little boy continued to talk.
"Didn't you say before that a woman on a horse is the most handsome?"
"Mommy, do you think a woman on a horse is a good match for a man on horseback?"
Rong Yue smiled, "Son, in ancient times, the woman who rode a horse must have been a general, and most of the men on horseback were small soldiers!" β
Xiao Douding disagreed, "That was before, and now most of the people who can ride horses are rich, after all, horse farms are very expensive, and raising a horse is not cheap!" β
"So, you want to learn to ride a horse too?"
Xiao Douding sat up directly, his face full of little red bumps was full of seriousness, "Mommy, haven't you ever thought about meeting your destined Prince Charming at the horse farm?" β
Xiaodouding's anxious heart and liver are itchy, it seems that Mommy and Uncle Secretary are not calling today!
Rong Yue sneered, "Son, have you been watching Journey to the West recently?" β
"Mommy, I'm looking at the Three Kingdoms! Isn't it, I'm talking about business, okay? β
Little Douding remembers that his eyes are all bigger.
Rong Yue smeared ointment on his face, "Son, you have to understand that your mother is still a married woman!" Even if you want to remarry, you have to wait for me to get divorced! Otherwise, do you want your mother to do something as immoral as cheating in marriage? β
Xiao Douding thought seriously for a moment and spoke again, "Mommy, I think that such a thing as morality should also be divided into someone, that bad old man bullies us like this, it's not too much to bring a little green on his head!" β
Rong Yue took a deep breath, her eyes became stern, "Who did you learn from these crooked ways?" β
Xiao Douding smiled sweetly, shook Rong Yue's hand, and said, "Mommy, anyway, you buckled up the cheap father's green hat for him early in the morning, this time it was for us to find a way out for ourselves, I don't think he would mind wearing an extra one!" β
Someone: Little bunny, who said I don't mind!
Rong Yue almost turned her back angrily, and directly picked up Xiao Budian and put it on her lap, and slapped the little fart twice, "Rong Xilin, I think you dare to say such bastard words in the future?" β
"Wow......" Xiao Douding cried out as if he had been greatly wronged, "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, it's not right for you to do this!" β
Rong Yue slapped again, "The old lady has never been a gentleman!" β
"I won't say it, and I won't say it again!"
Faced with a battle with a huge disparity in strength, Xiao Douding immediately raised his hand and surrendered.
Rong Yue's anger subsided, and she put Xiaodouding down, "Rong Xilin, you remember that trouble comes from your mouth, if you let the people of the Tan family hear it, it may kill you, you know?" β
Xiao Douding's big tears crackled down, "I know Mommy!" Open your little hand, you can't be aggrieved, "Hug!" β
Xiao Douding has grown so big, Rong Yue rarely does anything to him, he himself is more sensible than the children next to him, the elves are eccentric, and he rarely makes her angry.
Today, Rong Yue was really angry.
What kind of family background is the Tan family, although they have ignored her, the daughter-in-law they bought, all these years, but if there is a scandal, then they will definitely not let go of their mother and son!
Another one, about Xilin's origin, it was a painful experience for Rong Yue.
She didn't want to mention it, and even hoped that she would lose her memory and forget this humiliating experience!