Chapter 126 - The Body of the Emperor
I glared at the madman fiercely, "Hurry up and show me this signature, don't say these useless things!" "I've now decided that this madman is a charlatan, and said impatiently. Fun * Reading/House
"Oh, oh, young man, what's the hurry!" Madman Hu hurriedly put the money in his pocket, for fear that I would have to go back again, "Poor Dao, I'll show you!" Madman Hu nodded and smiled flatteringly.
"Tut-tut." The madman picked up the signature and smacked his lips.
"What's wrong?" I asked, confused.
"Your signature, it's not good." Madman Hu said to me meaningfully, "I'm afraid that there will be a sign of lost property in the near future, and I'm afraid of getting lost, beware of villains!" Madman Hu said.
"What do you mean by that?" I was interested, and turned to the madman and asked.
The bearded madman stood up straight at this time and stroked his beard, "I'm afraid there will be a sign of lost property, which means that you will lose things in the near future." ”
"Oh?" My eyes lit up, "Can you tell what was missing?" "It seems that this madman still has two brushes.
"I can't see what this thing is, but this signature says, if you lose it, it's not necessarily so easy to get it back." Madman Hu smacked his lips, picked up the tea on the table, and took a sip.
"Oh." I nodded, "This lost thing is accurate, but on this signature, how can I find it?" ”
"Retrieved?" Madman Hu stretched out his hand meaningfully and pointed to the table.
I smiled helplessly, took out another ten yuan, and put it on it. When madman Hu saw me put another ten yuan, his eyes lit up, "This recovery is easy to say, and it is easy, but it is not easy to say, it is not easy." ”
"What do you mean by that?" I asked rhetorically.
"The key point of this recovery, in the third point, if the villain cracks it, it can be recovered."
The gentleman continued. I said.
"Your eyebrows have black gas, a line of sky, this treasury is dented, and your friend's treasury is also dented, so I judge that you have lost your wealth, and it is not good for your friends." Madman Hu said. The road to counterattack
"Oh?" I picked up the gossip mirror on the table, took a photo, and when I saw it, it was indeed the same as what Madman Hu said, which changed my opinion of him.
"The back of your head is a backbone, and the eyes are benevolent, this is a rare imperial body, but it's a pity that it's ......" Madman Hu paused and didn't continue.
"What a pity? Please also sir. I took out another ten dollars and put it on the table helplessly.
"Hey!" Chu Xuan walked up to me at this time and kicked me, "What kind of nouveau riche are you who spend so much money?" ”
I waved my hand, "You know what." ”
Chu Xuan snorted coldly, "Sister Yu, let's ignore him, let him stay here with this charlatan, the big liar meets the little liar, and it is good to exchange experiences." With that, Chu Xuan was about to drag Leng Jingyu back.
"Chu Xuan, don't make trouble, I think what this person said has a little truth, Qin Sheng won't give people so much money for no reason." Leng Jingyu helped me play the round.
"Promising boy, hahaha." Madman Hu once again put the money in his pocket, "It's a pity that your imperial body is not the real emperor's body, in the past few decades, it has only been the emperor's entry into the world, but the emperor's soul has not returned, you are not the emperor, you just occupy this good body, otherwise the poor Dao will not dare to calculate it for you here, otherwise I will lose my life for ten years, and I may not be able to bear it!" ”
"Just like him? Also the emperor? Don't be funny, I think it's like a eunuch in the palace. Chu Xuan pouted, "You fortune tellers, people give you money, if you give less, you will say that it is bad, and if you give more, you will always say good, and you will say anything flattering, but I didn't expect Qin Sheng to be a fool!" Chu Xuan has always had a bad impression of this madman Hu, and said.
"Girl, you can't talk nonsense, the one next to you, the firstborn anti-bone is one in ten thousand, and it happens to have a pair of double pupils, this double pupil has shrunk over the years, and now it has become no different from a normal person, if this is put in ancient times, it must be the king of the world, if you say so, it will be the crime of killing the head at that time." Madman Hu said playfully. Lai on the little princess dady
"Okay, then tell me about the second point." I didn't have the patience to listen to him talk nonsense, urging him to speak.
"The second thing is to get lost." Madman Hu put down the teacup, and raised Erlang's legs on the chair, "This is lost, there are two meanings, the first meaning is to be separated from his companions, and the second meaning is the death of his friends." Madman Hu said word by word, "You have to pay strict attention to this matter and take precautions." Madman Hu continued word by word, "Just now I saw that your friend's library is concave, the proportions of the twelve palaces are ominous, the tomb is protruding, and this tomb is only under the friend's library, I'm afraid that if I stay with you for a long time, I will be killed by you." ”
"Huh?" Crazy Hu's two words can be said to be right in my arms, "Death? You're saying my friend was killed by me? ”
"Haha," Madman Hu laughed heartily at this time, "That's right, you killed you." "I thought in my heart, Wang Zitian, they can indeed be said to have died for me, Xiao Feng said before he died, he still told me to leave quickly, saying that I killed me, which is also right." Sir, I don't know how to resolve it? ”
"Huh?" The madman stretched out his hand and pointed to the table again.
"I'm convinced!" I sighed secretly, although this person has the ability, but he is too incompetent, I took out another ten yuan from my pocket and slapped it on the table, "Here you go, tell me quickly." ”
"This gram friend, you still need to tie the bell to the bell, your life is too hard, your friend can't be on an equal footing with you, you must be lower than you, otherwise your life will not be guaranteed!" Madman Hu was thirsty for another sip of tea, "To solve the bell, you still need to tie the meaning of the bell, and you have the solution yourself." ”
"Oh, that's the second point, that's right." I said to the madman Hu, it is true, Wu Gang called me Brother Qin, but I encountered that kind of thing, Chu Tiesheng called me Brother Qin Sheng, and I didn't get anything good, Xiao Feng They were on an equal footing with me, and after meeting me, the blood continued to shine. I sighed to myself, "Is it because I have too many people who have hit grams?" Whoever meets me, I will defeat him. ”
"No, no, no." Madman Hu waved his hand, "For example, this girl next to you, the only thing you can't resist is her." ”
"Who's your daughter?" Chu Xuan turned his head and stopped looking at him.
"Oh? What do you mean by that? I asked rhetorically. Genius lawyer
"Well," the madman Hu snorted, "Your friend Ku collapsed, her friend Ku rose, Yin Tang was black and red, it was the fate of turning evil into good fortune, and you are a man, although your life is yin, but your body is yang; She is a woman, although her life is yang, her body is indeed yin; Yin and Yang complement each other, and the two of you are a match made in heaven. ”
I smacked my tongue a little secretly at this time, this crazy man is not serious, but his ability is still not small, "Don't talk nonsense." ”
"Just him? I hehe, you have a face. When Chu Xuan heard this, she was so angry that she was almost speechless, "All the men in the world are dead, and I won't follow him." ”
"Oh?" Madman Hu smiled, "You will only follow him when all the men in the world are dead?" What if he gets angry and all the men in the world die? He's the body of an emperor. Madman Hu said.
"Okay, okay, my own business, don't worry about you, you can tell me the third point."
"Third, this villain, as the name suggests, is to seek money and kill people, steal and play tricks, and those who are not good for you, you must be cautious, or that sentence, your friend's library is dented, and the tomb is connected below, if this villain is not removed for a day, you and your friends will always be in dire straits." The bearded maniac said to me again and again.
"Is this villain male or female?"
"There are men and there are women." Madman Hu said, "And what you need to prevent in your life is that villain, there are still a lot of villains, you said that I will calculate it for you, is it accurate or not?" ”
I nodded, "Yes." "The begonia in the Western Regions is a woman, this Zhai Kaiyuan, Qiao Si is a man, there are indeed men and women.
"Tut-tut, the old man has been in the rivers and lakes for many years, and it is rare for you to have such a fate," praised the Hu madman twice, and the Hu madman boasted about it, "You give me so much money, I will draw a lot for you to see a photo, a little bit of a loss to you, pay attention to cause and effect in everything, pay attention to a courtesy, I will give you a ring today." ”
"Huh? What ring? When I heard him say this, I chuckled in my heart.
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