Chapter 152: Another Hearse Drift Contest (continued)

It is said that one summer, Cao Mengde led the three armies to defeat Zhang Xiu. The weather was extremely hot, the sun was blazing, the soldiers were very hungry and thirsty, and the marching speed became slow. But there is no water source nearby, and if it goes on like this, it will definitely delay the fighter, and Meng De's eyes rolled and he had a plan. He rushed to the front of the line, pointed ahead, and said, 'Ahead is Meizhen, and there are workers in the red light district!' The soldiers were suddenly in high spirits, and their speed was much faster! The host said very irresponsibly: "This is the allusion to Wangmei's thirst!"

The commentary gave him a blank look: "Why are you here again!" Jokes are not nonsense, adaptation is not random fabrication, you are saying this nonsense to apologize to the people of the whole country......"

The host was still calm, and he smiled: "History, almost all of them are written by later generations, God knows if the historian has added oil and vinegar." Besides, Cao Cao is a well-known ** control, who knows if he went to the red light district to play when he was free. ”

"So? When those soldiers arrived in the town, they found that there were no workers in the red light district, so they beat Boss Cao to death? The narrator asked.

"No, there's a follow-up to this story." The host coughed dryly, cleared his throat, and continued: "Mengde is in the town of Damei, when you enter the city, you ask, 'Are there any workers in the red light district here?' The guide replied: 'There is only one brothel here, but they don't sell themselves.' Especially Nakun Ji is as beautiful as a fairy' Meng De thanked the guide and came to the brothel with some soldiers. Seeing that Kun Ji is really beautiful like a fairy, like a heavenly immortal. Meng De was overjoyed and said with a smile: "Ji, you are so beautiful! ’。 ”

The narrator almost ran out of breath and roared: "You said this just to play with memes?!" I wonder if you can't just make jokes about historical figures now? The Mulan incident is the best example! ”

"Come on, why don't these people sue Mickey Mouse for being so kind? Look at what the second part of their Mulan anime movie made Black Mulan? ”

"Black out of the air? What's the plot like? ”

"It's about Mulan and the male protagonist escorting the three princesses to get married, and then the three princesses who live in the palace quickly fell because they didn't understand the three tricks of the first part. Guess what happened to Mulan? ”

"Dead!?"

"Not dead! But this product actually let the three princesses pursue happiness, and what is the importance of free love! When I saw this, I wanted to say to the screenwriter that I wish you a happy family! Don't want the country? What about the consciousness of being a princess? Can the screenwriter familiarize himself with Chinese culture before writing a script? This kind of rotten script will apologize to the whole Chinese! In this way, Mulan fell out with the male protagonist, saying that she was going to make peace instead of the princess. Then the dragon in the first part came out to do something, causing the male protagonist to stumble and fall off the cliff. Mulan came to the palace by herself.,In the end, it's a plot that is so bad that it explodes.,The male protagonist came to rob his relatives.,The dragon who was doing things suddenly came back to help the male protagonist at this time.。 They made a fuss like this, and the king did not blame them, and they did not get along, and said that the two countries would have friendly exchanges in the future. The ending, naturally, the hero and heroine are married......"

"This script is so bad that it can't be ...... bad," the narrator asked, "Anyway, you're here again, why do you have to say something unrelated to the hearse drift competition every time you host it?"

"Because it's fun!" The host laughed.

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After sprinting through the snow track, the pickup truck came to the Floating Rock Track, which is located in the desert and surrounded by countless huge floating rocks! There are rocks that shoot bullets, and some that follow the car and explode if you get close enough! It can be said that it is extremely dangerous, and Rongdi is relying on those huge rocks to kill a tank.

At the entrance of the track, you can see a lot of scrapped cars, but the pickup truck stopped at this time. Bai Li got down from the driver's seat, and now Rong Di is driving.

After all, the hearse drift competition is a racing competition, so drivers who do not have an old driver's qualification certificate have to run a certain distance, otherwise even if the car crosses the finish line, the person who does not drive will not be able to get the old driver's qualification certificate.

This is the second time that Rong Di has participated in this kind of strange race, and it can be said that he is the oldest driver in this team, and he drives fast and steadily! Pickup trucks shuttle through the rain of bullets, steady as an old dog!

"I'll hand over the rocks that flew from behind!" Rongdi pressed the weapon launch button, knocking the troll rock in front of him to pieces.

"Good!" Bai Li lost **.

Jimmy's machine gun was constantly spewing flames, and everyone except for William, who had passed out, cooperated very well!

Suddenly, a heavy truck jumped from a rock in the air and headed for the pickup truck. Then the truck opened the trunk and several motorcycles rushed down. The motorcycle drove at full speed to get close to the pickup truck, and at this time, the man in black sitting on the back of the motorcycle jumped on the trunk of the pickup truck!

"They're coming for the coffin!" Rondi said to Jimmy, "Hold the coffin!"

With that, Rongdi sped up and distanced himself from the motorcycles that followed them. The riders of the motorcycles kept attacking Rongdi with their pistols, and at the same time, there was a "Bell Clan!" from the roof. "The sound that they are destroying the tail box!

Bai Li and Jimmy shot at them with Gatling and Thomson respectively, but there were too many opponents! They can't say hello!

“Dua

g！ ”

They made a big hole in the roof of the pickup truck, and a man in black jumped off. Bai Li ordered her little paper figure to go out to see the situation, and the latter had just flown out before being beaten into waste paper by bullets!

Is it just to watch them snatch the coffin? No, can't be so cheap for them!

Rong Di slammed on the brakes, and because of inertia, the people on the roof, including those in the trunk, fell! "Shoot! Drive towards the trunk! "Rong Di took out the Grimm machine gun, and when he turned around, he opened fire!

"Tubu!"

The gunfire continued, and the man in black in the tail box suddenly lay down and dodged the shooting. But as an old driver, he naturally wouldn't be so easily frightened, he looked around and found that the coffin was actually moving! It turned out that just now Rong Di's strafing actually broke the sealing stone of the coffin.

What's inside is going to escape!

The man in black immediately fired a shot at the door of the tail box, and the punch from the explosion exploded the door of the box, and at the same time caused the car to jolt a little.

And Rong Di's side is still having a hard time, because the heavy truck and motorcycle are driving over!

"Cut!" Rong Di gritted his teeth in anger, but he could only start the car and move on.

At this time, the man in black also destroyed the remaining sealing stones, and then jumped out of the tail box in a dashing manner! And the contents of the coffin were broken because the sealing stone was broken and the lid of the coffin was kicked open!

It was a mummy that released the bandage on its hand to wrap around a motorcycle, so it got off the pickup truck! When it opened its mouth, it was a bite, and the motorcycle was also an experienced veteran driver, so naturally it would not succeed, and he instantly abandoned the car and jumped away, distancing himself from the mummy. The man in black on the top of the pickup truck also jumped down at this time and surrounded the mummy!

"Don't you want to get a mummy!" Jimmy sets up his machine gun and starts firing!

"Bell!"

In an instant, the heavy truck stopped in front of the man in black at high speed, and the bulky body became a thick shield to block Jimmy's attack! They work together very well and are a team!

The man in black took the opportunity to subdue the mummy and put it on a heavy truck.

The opponent was outnumbered, and Rong Di realized that he would definitely be killed by them if he continued to fight with them, so he rushed out of the suspended stone track at full speed.

They didn't follow, they targeted the body in the coffin, and if the driver crossed the finish line without a body in the car, he would not get the prize. So some people will deliberately snatch someone else's body and sell it for a reasonable price! After all, many of the prizes in the hearse drift competition are things that money can't buy. That way they can make a fortune.

Rondy and the others stopped at the checkpoint, and now Jimmy was left with no driving, so Jimmy had to drive the last track.

As before, the staff handed everyone in the car a glass of eaux-de-vie. Rongdi's amount of alcohol seems to have been practiced, and this time he didn't get drunk drinking the water of life, and the same was true for Jimmy, because William passed out so he didn't drink it. But Bai Li actually coughed after drinking this thing, it seems that she was not good at drinking when she was young.

"Grandma, are you alright?" Rongdi asked.

"Humph!" She burps and then casts a sobering spell on herself so that her face is embarrassed. "I'm fine, let's keep playing!" She said.

"But what if we don't have bodies?" Jimmy drank a glass of 96 degrees of eaux-de-vie without gasping, and he said, "If we continue like this, even if we cross the finish line, we won't get the prize!"

Everyone couldn't help but bow their heads and think, and suddenly, Rong Di saw William who had passed out, remembered what the fat mage had said in Shi Yi that day, and suddenly had a bold idea.

"William is also the living dead, isn't he?" He smirked.

"Yes......" Jimmy realized what Rondy was trying to say. He said solemnly: "Teammates are used to buy!"

If William was still awake, he would definitely say: MMP! But now that he's unconscious, he hasn't had a chance to say anything.

"Then put him in a coffin." Rong Di said: "Let him contribute to our victory!" This guy has been sleeping and is useless. ”

Bai Li thought for a moment and said, "What if we encounter the situation just now?"

Jimmy thought for a moment and said, "We can cross the finish line and put him in the coffin......"

After the checkpoint, the pickup truck continued on its way. At this time, the pickup truck was already scarred, and there was a big hole in the roof, and anyone with a little experience could see that their car had been stolen from the body, so few people came to harass them.

The final track is the Forest Track, where there are no snipers and no barricades that can explode. The track is simply for drivers to compete in their skills.

Jimmy's driving skills are very good, and he is the fastest when no one is harassing him! He drifted through several successive corners to the final straight!

However, in front of them was a heavy truck that had robbed their mummies. The driver of the heavy truck sneered into the megaphone: "Did you find a new body so quickly?"

"Hmph, I won't tell you!" Jimmy said to the megaphone as well, and he pressed the weapon firing button on the car, firing all the ammo for the onboard weapon!

"Boom, boom!"

The halo on the top of the heavy truck kept flashing, but Jimmy didn't like to fight, and quickly overtook the heavy truck.

"Than speed? Come on! ”

The speed of heavy trucks is also increasing! The two cars did not fight, but compared with speed! The speeds of both cars are close and the finish line is just around the corner!

Jimmy smiled coldly, threw a few hands and thunder out of the window, and with a "boom", the heavy truck was affected by it and filled with speed! Jimmy took advantage of this opportunity and crossed the finish line! The heavy truck followed closely behind and also crossed the finish line.

The hearse drift race itself is very difficult, and there are very few teams that can cross the finish line. Although Rongdi wasted a lot of time at the starting line, they still finished seventh.

The next step is to bury the coffin and then jump on the grave. The organizer will open the coffin and look at it to make sure that there is a body inside.

Jimmy managed to fool the organizers by putting William in the coffin with his own hands, and then jumped on his grave......

By the way, William and Jimmy originally planned to go to the bubble bar to drink, because William was buried, so Jimmy had to go back to the seclusion to dig William out.

The prize of the hearse drift competition is the first to reach the finish line, and each team can only take one away. The six teams in front of them didn't take the quicksand of time, so Rongdi and they got the quicksand of time very smoothly.

Jimmy and William came to participate in the hearse drift race to join in the fun, and they didn't care about the prizes.

Rong Di was still a little embarrassed and said, "You agree to let us choose the prize?"

"Didn't you say you needed that thing back into the future?" Jimmy smiled: "I don't know why, when you said that you would know us in the future, I thought you were very kind, and we believed your words at that time." I think William thought the same way. ”

"I believe in the future you said, we can find a way home." Jimmy smiled.

Rong Di couldn't help but smile: "Well, I promise you."

To get the prize, each team has to take a picture in front of the grave. Although the "enmity with the traffic police" team was four people when they competed, there was one less person when they reached the finish line, which did not affect Rongdi's ability to obtain the old driver's qualification certificate. Because there are really a lot of people who leave the track with injuries!

Therefore, only William of the four of them does not have an old driver's license.