The next morning, as soon as Shao Yitian got up, his mobile phone rang, and when he picked it up, he saw that it was Liu Sihan calling. As soon as she answered the phone, Liu Sihan said that she had arrived downstairs at Shao Yitian and asked Shao Yitian when he would leave.

Goddess, are you too positive? You can't wait to meet your future parents-in-law?

"Get up, get up!" Shao Yitian hurriedly kicked Shao Licheng, who was sleeping on the ground, awake.

"Master, what are you kicking me for, I'm dreaming? I dreamed that I was the big boss. Shao Licheng opened his sleepy eyes and said with a yawn.

Shao Yitian said: "Hurry up and get up for me, your master is here." ”

Shao Licheng muttered and said, "Master, you called your master over to show your affection, did you consider my feelings as a single Wang?"

"Believe it or not, I'll kick you out!" Shao Yitian made a look of wanting to kick someone, and Shao Licheng hurriedly got up.

"Hurry up and get dressed, fold the quilt for me, clean up the house for me, hurry up, don't bother. After Shao Yitian ordered, he went downstairs to pick up Liu Sihan.

After going downstairs, Shao Yitian found Liu Sihan standing next to a jeep, the appearance of this jeep looked domineering and manly, with a boxy front and a high chassis, which was extremely wild.

Liu Sihan was dressed in sportswear, with a white T-shirt on the upper body and black sweatpants on the bottom, and the whole person looked energetic.

"Let's go up and sit down first, I just got up and haven't washed my face yet. ”

Shao Yitian took Liu Sihan upstairs, and as soon as he entered the door, Shao Licheng shouted to Liu Sihan: "Good morning, master!"

Liu Sihan was startled when he saw that there was suddenly one more person in Shao Yitian's house, and he also called himself his wife.

Regarding the title of wife, Liu Sihan neither objected nor agreed.

Shao Yitian hurriedly explained to Liu Sihan: "This is my apprentice, from a village, called Shao Licheng. ”

"Oh. Liu Sihan nodded, looked at Shao Licheng, and found that the boy in front of him, who was as thin as a monkey, didn't seem to be much younger than Shao Yitian, how could he become Shao Yitian's apprentice.

"Yitian, why didn't you mention that there was such an apprentice before?" asked Liu Sihan.

Shao Yitian glanced at Shao Licheng and said: "He is a second-class goods, a cheating father, and I now regret why I accepted him as an apprentice in the first place." ”

Shao Licheng saw the master slandering himself in public in front of his wife, and scolded in his heart: "Ya, I didn't know who it was at the beginning, and when I fell into the water, he forced me to be an apprentice." ”

"Master, did you say that Xiaofang's bathroom has been repaired?" Shao Licheng suddenly said without a beginning or an end, and Liu Sihan was confused when he heard it.

Shao Yitian immediately understood the meaning of Shao Licheng's words.

It is said that when he was still in elementary school, Shao Yitian said that there was a hole in the bathroom room of Shao Xiaofang's house, and he could hide outside and peek at Xiaofang taking a bath through that hole.

This Shao Xiaofang was a good-looking girl in the village at the beginning, and she wore a skirt every day in the summer, which made the boys in the village think that they would go to Shao Xiaofang to be their wives when they grow up, and Shao Yitian was no exception.

As soon as he heard that he could peek at Shao Xiaofang taking a bath, Shao Yitian immediately came to his senses, how could he not go.

So, the two took advantage of the darkness to secretly hide outside the bathroom room of Xiaofang's house, and when they heard a noise in the bathroom, the two looked inside through the hole with great excitement, and what they saw was a thigh full of leg hair, which directly blinded the twenty-four grams of dog eyes of the two, and Shao Licheng accidentally stepped on a plastic bottle and made a loud noise, which alarmed Shao Xiaofang's father in the bathroom.

Shao Xiaofang's father was also violent, he didn't even wear pants, took a towel around the crotch of his pants, and chased him out wearing a pair of slippers. Fortunately, Shao Yitian and the two had good skills in escaping and were not caught up.

If Liu Sihan knew that he had such a past, he would definitely not let himself have good fruits to eat.

"Who is Xiao Fang?" The woman's intuition told Liu Sihan that this Xiao Fang was sure that Shao Yitian had something to do with it.

Shao Yitian said: "Xiaofang is from our village. ”

"What does the bathroom mean?" asked Liu Sihan insightfully.

"It's not interesting. "Shao Yitian can't tell the bad thing at the beginning, then he can't kneel on the washboard.

Liu Sihan gave full play to the characteristics of a fierce woman, crossed her hands on her hips and asked, "I don't mean anything, hurry up and explain honestly." ”

Shao Yitian thought for a while and said: "That's the case, at the beginning, my apprentice and I were very naughty, pushing the family's board car to play around, and Xiao Fang's bathroom was on the downhill side, but once when the two of us pushed the board car downhill, because the speed was too fast, we didn't pull the board car, and crashed into Xiao Fang's bathhouse, and knocked Xiao Fang's bathroom into a big hole. ”

Liu Sihan looked at Shao Yitian suspiciously, then turned his head to look at Shao Licheng and asked, "Are you telling the truth?"

Shao Li became revenge for Shao Yitian's slander just now, and deliberately looked at Shao Yitian and asked, "Master, how should I answer?"

Good boy, you wait, you dare to pit the master, and see how the master cleans you up in the future.

"Tell me the truth! As Shao Yitian spoke, he glanced at Shao Licheng, which obviously meant asking him to help fulfill the lie.

Shao Licheng felt happy when he saw the master's deflated appearance.

The revenge was avenged, Shao Licheng decided to help the master out of the siege, so he said: "Master, what my master said is true, when I was a child, I was very naughty with my master, especially my master, who often went to steal other people's fruits and smashed other people's windows......"

At this time, Shao Licheng did not forget to damage his master.

Seeing this, Liu Sihan saw that there was no result in asking, so he stopped interrogating.

After brushing their teeth and washing their faces, and cleaning up, the three of them went downstairs, and as soon as they saw the jeep downstairs, Shao Licheng immediately stepped forward and gently stroked it with his hand, just like stroking the girl's face.

"Wrangler!" Shao Licheng said with an envious expression, "My dream is to have a Wrangler of my own." ”

Liu Sihan said: "The car will be handed over to you to drive." ”

"Really?" Shao Licheng couldn't believe his ears.

"The key is for you!" Liu Sihan handed the key to Shao Licheng, Shao Licheng took the car key excitedly, and then couldn't wait to get in the car and start the car.

Shao Yitian and Liu Sihan sat in the back seat, and Shao Yitian found that Liu Sihan was carrying a big bag. Wait, why is this bag so familiar...... Shao Yitian remembered, isn't this bag the one used to hold ropes, flashlights and other tomb robbery tools?

Liu Sihan doesn't think that he is going to rob the tomb, right?

As soon as this idea came to mind, I heard Liu Sihan ask: "Where are we going to go? Is it S West or H Nan? I heard that there are a lot of ancient tombs in these two places. Yitian, you see, I have brought all the black dog blood. ”

Looking at the black dog blood in the bottle of mineral water in Liu Sihan's hand, Shao Yitian was about to cry, what was the matter! It turned out that the goddess was not in a hurry to see her parents, but thought that she was going to rob the tomb, so she followed. Alas, this is too much of a blow to people.

"Sihan, I'm really going home this time. Shao Yitian explained.

"Is it really going home, not to rob the tomb?" Liu Sihan was still not at ease, and confirmed it again.

Shao Yitian nodded and said, "It's really going home, who told you to go to rob the tomb." ”

Shao Licheng, who was driving, heard the conversation between the two, and couldn't help but become interested, and said, "Master, master, if you two go to rob the tomb, you must take me with you!"

"Drive your car well!" Shao Yitian and Liu Sihan said in unison.

Liu Sihan was very disappointed, originally thought that this was an adventurous journey, and it must be very exciting. But who knows that this is completely wishful thinking, and the reality is not like this at all.

Liu Sihan wanted to go home, but after thinking about it, since he had taken a good leave, it was better to take this opportunity to go to Shao Yitian's hometown to play for a few days, enjoy the rural scenery, and give himself a home and a trip.