Chapter 215: Peach Blossom Tribulation
Chapter 215: Peach Blossom Tribulation
Fuldai, this buddy used to like Taoling, but later because he noticed that Taoling was "wrong", he chose to quit voluntarily. Rong Di has always disliked this old brother, he always uses Rong Di to elevate himself, looking like a dog looking down on people.
However, Rong Di wanted to laugh when he saw him now. Because he slashed this guy with lightning not long ago, and it was funny to think of his skin color and Super Saiyan-like hairstyle when he came back from digging coal.
Peach God also remembers this guy, Fuldai has been pestering Tao Ling before, and he is the most disgusting person among the people who pursue Tao Ling.
When Fuldai saw Rong Di, he hurriedly walked over and said with a big grin: "Rong Di, I knew you were here!"
Rong Di was a little puzzled, and thought: Am I so familiar with him? But seeing his hurried look, could it be that he really had something to ask for help from?
His gaze only stayed on Rong Di and completely ignored the peach god opposite Rong Di, this guy slapped his hands on the table, with an expression of urgency, but he wanted to open his mouth to speak, but the words just couldn't come out of his mouth. I wonder if he's embarrassed or something?
Rong Di just didn't like this guy very much, and when he saw him, he was upset, and said in a cold tone, "What's wrong?" Something? Saying that, Rong Di noticed the peach god's eyes that seemed to be looking at the enemy, and he didn't need to think about it to know that the peach god was angry, well, he was angry with Fuldai, and he had to be cautious in his words and deeds.
"I, I heard...... Tao Ling is married, right? Fuldai looked a little flustered when he said this, he was afraid that the other party would say: "What does it matter to you that she gets married?"
Fuldai himself also knew that Rong Di hated him, because he used to "step" on Rong Di, but now it is different, Rong Di has the ability to be awesome, and he no longer dares to show that ugly face to Rong Di.
"yes." As he spoke, Rong Di glanced at the peach god ambiguously. He was expecting the two men to fight.
"Flash marriage?" Seeing that Rong Di was not angry, Fuldai chased and asked.
"Yes, it's a flash marriage." Rong Di looked at the peach god and smiled evilly: "The groom is from her hometown."
Fuldai suddenly felt dizzy, and he couldn't accept this reality for a while. "Countryman......" Fuldai was a little anxious, and said fragrantly: "Where can that soil bun compare to me!"
"It's hard to explain this kind of thing to others......" Rong Di glanced at Fuldai, and saw that the peach god was not angry, and continued: "How do you know that people are not as good as you?" Have you ever seen someone? ”
Fuldai was speechless for a moment, his face was red as if he was in a balloon, and he said breathlessly: "I, I, I ......"
He said "I" three times in a row and then there was no follow-up, and then he thought about it, and said angrily: "I used to like her so much, why didn't she call me?"
Fuldai was also venting his anger as he changed the subject.
"How do I know, maybe people don't know you well and don't treat you as a friend." Like the old brother of the sticker bar, Rong Di said ruthlessly: "Do you like that?" You are greedy for her body, you are cheap! ”
I don't know why, Rong Di felt very cool after saying it, and the peach god on the opposite side seemed to be too.
Both he and the peach god opposite have a feeling of beating a superior dog, and Fuldai feels that he is amazing, always looking down on others, and it is a very interesting thing to see him deflated. Yes, Fuldai was speechless now, his expression was very embarrassed, like a poor worm in desperation.
"Why are you saying this all of a sudden? You're coming to me to talk about this? Rong Di sneered: "To be honest, what you just did was very similar to the villain in an urban novel who came to trouble the protagonist but was shown by the protagonist to show off his face and support the protagonist to force and character, in order to create a cool point, are you here to be funny?"
Rondi wasn't trying to taunt him, and if no one told him that he was barking like a reservoir dog, he would never realize that his actions should be restrained.
"I can't even catch up, how did he catch ......" Fulda roared, and he exaggeratedly held his head with his hands as if in a movie.
"I want to know, it must be nice to conquer such a beautiful woman." Fuldai was close to frantic nonsense, and he drooled at the same time as he fantasized, and his mind was thinking about something indescribable from the neck down, "That breast, that leg must feel good." ”
Hearing him say this, Rong Di felt that Fuldai deserved it, but fortunately Tao Ling was not with him, otherwise he would definitely be defiled by him. His words had already exposed his ugly heart.
"What age is it, and you still treat women as toys......" Rong Di gave him a blank look, but this guy was addicted to fantasy and didn't hear it. Rongdi suddenly felt a little sympathetic to him, and observed a three-second silence for the buddy. Rong Di wondered if Peach God would drop a light bulb and kill him.
When people face other people's wives and lust, Fuldai is lacking in virtue! Rong Di glanced at the peach god, who was smiling, but there was no smile in his eyes. Well, it's definitely the calm before the storm.
"Didn't you quit?" Rong Di asked at Fulda.
"Because I've heard that whoever chases her will have an accident, and I'm afraid......" said Fulday, "and when I knew you were so powerful, I wanted you to lift the curse on her, and then I would chase her again......"
It's a beautiful idea. This was what Rong Di said in his heart, but he didn't say it. Because the peach god opposite him smiled and smiled, his expression distorted.
"Aren't you afraid of being stoned to death by a light bulb?" Rong Di looked at the peach god and said to Fulda.
"Haha, I've been smashed......" Fulda laughed, but he couldn't laugh when he laughed. He said helplessly and sadly: "But she is married......"
Rondy rolled her eyes again, because the person who threw a light bulb down in front of Fuldai was right in front of him. Does Fuldai really look up to himself and completely ignore the peach god? This really works......
"That, Taoling's husband is in front of me, you are really good, you are obscene with other people's wives in front of others." Rong Di said helplessly: "It's raining heavily outside, and I won't help you treat it when the thunder hits you!"
"I'll rely on ......," he said, Fuldai looked up and down at the peach god who had been ignored by him for a long time, and then pointed to the peach god unhappily and said, "He's quite handsome...... But what is he like me? ”
"People are peach gods...... Rong Di told the truth.
The peach god is like the protagonist in an urban novel, and he has gained the confidence of the mystery through Rong Di's praise, in secret joy. In the words of online novels, it is - cool point.
"God?" Fuldai laughed, "That's it! He's obviously a little white face! ”
Fuldai is not inflated, he has been suspicious of this kind of spooky thing since his grandmother was hospitalized. The reason why he said this is nothing more than to fight for breath, man, sometimes face is more important than life.
"He's going to be struck by lightning later, and he'll be thundered in an hour." Peach God said with a smile: "Rong Di, don't help him treat!"
It's terrible for a man who overturned a jar of vinegar! Rong Di nodded silently and observed three seconds of silence for Fulda.
"Really?" Fuldai also saw Rong Di's pitiful eyes, and he instantly relented. He was slashed by Rong Di with heavenly thunder, he naturally knew that kind of sourness, but he didn't want to experience it anymore.
"It's true!" Rong Di said sympathetically: "I won't treat you, hurry up and find a bed in the hospital, maybe you can still be saved."
"No......" Fuldai was so frightened that his heart was beating to his throat.
"Don't leave yet! Do you want to be struck by lightning right now? Rongdi scared him and said.
"I'll go right away!" As he spoke, Fuldai smeared the soles of his feet and walked towards the door like a god speed. He walked away crying, without the pride and compulsion he had before, like a funny character who ran away from the desert in an urban novel.
"This guy is really coming and going ......fast," Rong Di watched him leave, and asked the peach god, "You won't really let him get tired, will you?"
"How am I the kind of stingy person? At most, it will just electrocute him, and it won't kill him......" said as Momogami showed a gloomy smile like a villain possessed.
Rong Di was also a little frightened, this man who overturned the vinegar jar was really terrible!
Momogami suddenly smiled and said, "I remember the appearance of every man who pursues her, why don't you give them an electric touch too?"
The current peach god is simply an evil god! Drinking coffee, he is like a villain in a movie! Maybe his handsome face will grow strange tentacles in the next second! (Cthulhu Terrier)
"Just let them go, who made Tao Ling so beautiful. Those men can't be chased away like flies, so why bother with them. Rong Di said with a haha.
"That's right......" Tao Ling smiled evilly: "The guy named Fuldai just now is single at the end of this book, and I have a little sympathy for him."
Rong Di smiled dumbly, isn't this skill of breaking the dimensional wall exclusive to me? Alas, forget it......
At this time, Tao Ling finally came out, this woman was radiant, her face became more and more ruddy, and she looked even better than what she had seen before. It doesn't look like the effect of makeup, could it be that she didn't just put on makeup in the toilet? Rong Di suddenly felt that all the women he knew were like this after they got married, and Liu Yong's wife was the same.
"Hi, Rongdi." She said with a smile, and then the virtuous woman sat down next to her husband. She has the demeanor of a good wife and mother in every gesture, and the woman has really changed a lot after marriage.
"I read the manuscript and I'm very satisfied." She laughs.
"So what are you looking for me, aren't you very satisfied with the manuscript?" Rongdi asked.
"Yes, I'm satisfied......" she said, her tone changed, and those big beautiful eyes looked at her husband with affection, as if he wanted him to speak for herself.
"We're here to remind you to be careful." Peach God smiled and said with some seriousness: "I vaguely felt it when I tested your peach blossom luck before, and now when I see your face, I am even more sure that my idea is right."
"I ...... What will happen? Rongdi swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"You're going to have a peach blossom tribulation." The peach god said solemnly: "In the next two months, you may be killed by a woman, or you will die to protect a woman."
"Be careful!" Momogami added.
"Uh......" Rongdi's eyes widened.
"The reason why I made it clear to you in person is that we are going on a trip." Tao Ling, a strong woman, rarely showed the side of a little woman, and she hugged her husband happily.
"Come on yourself!" Saying that, the peach god also hugged his wife, stood up, and said to Rong Di: "We plan to go to the South China Sea, go now!"
Rong Di Fang can't do it, these two guys left a sentence like **, and just came and slipped away...... This is too unjustifiable, isn't it?
"You're going to give me a trick!" Rongdi stopped them.
"Peach Blossom Tribulation This kind of thing can't help you, it's unsolvable, come on!" Momogami smiled, "I reminded you that I'm also helping you, aren't I?"
Rong Di was slightly stunned, "It's also ......."
"Do your homework yourself, come on!" Tao Ling said this irresponsible sentence and walked out with Tao Shen. She asked, "Did you say he would be missing an arm or leg when we got back?"
"It shouldn't be, he is a descendant of Bai Ze, and he has strong luck possession, so he will be fine." Momogami laughed.
Rong Di sat down weakly, watched the heavy rain outside, and took another sip of coffee. He said, "It's so bitter, it feels so bad......"
Incidentally, Fuldai was electrocuted to the hospital an hour later.
Here, I must tell readers a common sense in life, jealous men are the most angry, don't provoke them.