Chapter 0001: The groom's official dies violently
There is a well-known alley in the East Nine Cities, the whole alley does not have any shops, there are bare walls on both sides, and there are only some gods and operators who set up stalls in this alley.
No one knows when this alley was formed, and by the time the people in the city came back to their senses, this alley had become a famous Shenzhu Alley in ten miles and eight towns.
There are all kinds of people coming and going in Shenstick Alley, some come to ask for wealth and ask for fortune, and there are also many who are full and have nothing to do to see the excitement.
The stall at the head of the alley was originally occupied by an old man in his seventies, who miscalculated the hexagram a few days ago, and then disappeared.
The first one evaporated, and according to the rules in the alley, the second one was made up.
At noon, Gu Sanliang, who was in second place, came to set up a stall in a hurry.
Gu Sanliang is a man in his early forties, usually wearing a white coat, because of his thin figure, he looks quite like a fairy, coupled with the goatee that Gu Sanliang specially left, as soon as this stall is put on the table, it will be more like that.
A roll of bamboo mats was spread on the ground, and Gu Sanliang sat up, squinting cross-legged, looking at the people coming and going.
He didn't have a table in this stall, so he poked a bamboo pole next to it, and there was a piece of cloth on the bamboo pole, on which four big characters were written.
"Ask the gods."
Not long after Gu Sanliang sat down, there was a commotion outside the alley.
The head snake Leper Jiu of East Nine City rushed into the alley with a group of men, and went straight to Gu Sanliang.
Gu Sanliang, who was still squinting at people, opened his eyes all of a sudden, hurriedly got up from the ground, and smiled at the leper Jiuyi.
"Oh, Brother Jiu, why did you come here in person on this big day, this is to send me a happy head?"
Leper Zijiu stood in front of Gu Sanliang, the green tendons on his forehead burst out, and he suddenly raised his hand and slapped Gu Sanliang's old face.
With a snap, this blow to the big ear scraper, it was pumped Gu Sanliang turned around three times in place, and everyone was confused.
Leper Zijiu's bald head was shiny, and the horizontal flesh on his face was even more angry, and a pair of wolf eyes stared at Gu Sanliang, looking like he was eager to tear Gu Sanliang alive.
Gu Sanliang covered his face, and almost didn't cry: "Brother Jiu, you, where are you singing?" ”
I don't blame Gu Sanliang for being blinded, he only gave this leper Jiu a hexagram yesterday, that was a big favor for Leper Jiu, so he couldn't be beaten the next day.
This leper nine has a sister, that is the heart of the leper nine, the brother and sister have no father and no mother since they were young, in order to prevent his sister from being bullied, he mixed with the ruffians and hooligans in East Kowloon City when he was very young, because this kid was ruthless, and he became a ruthless character in this East Kowloon City within a few years.
Seeing that his sister was at the age of getting married, Leper Zijiu also became anxious.
He usually made many enemies, for fear that his brother-in-law in the future would have bad intentions, so he came to Gu Sanliang to tell the hexagram.
Gu Sanliang gave a hexagram with a package ticket, and said that the true destiny of the ninth sister of the leper is far away in front of him, as long as he asks the girl to go to a place at a certain time that night, he will definitely meet a man, and the two are a match made in heaven.
Leper Zijiu also did so, and really met a richly dressed boy in the broken place where birds don't that Gu Sanliang said.
Leper Zijiu didn't care about anything, so he directly took his brothers to rob someone, and the next day he went to the church to get married.
The boy didn't have any opinions, and when he saw Leper Jiu's sister, he was full of liking.
Today, it is the happy day for the two to get married, so Leper Jiu also spent a lot of money to buy the best restaurant in East Kowloon City and hold a banquet for his sister.
Originally, this thing could have become a good story, but who knows, something will happen after this worship.
The horizontal flesh on Leper Zijiu's face trembled, grabbed Gu Sanliang's placket, and said viciously: "Old Zamao, do you still dare to ask me for credit?" What kind of match made in heaven do you say, this front foot worshipped, and the back foot died on the spot, Lao Tzu became the biggest joke in Dongjiucheng today, poor my sister, just passed the door and became a widow. If I don't kill you and bury my brother-in-law today, I might as well die head-on! ”
"This? How is this possible, I forget it, it is indeed a heaven-made alloy jade. ”
Gu San was shocked and muttered, but he took the opportunity to break free and wanted to run back.
Leper Zijiu smiled fiercely and waved at the brothers behind him: "Hit me, fight to death!" ”
The brothers of Leper Zijiu are all good, and it is simply too easy to deal with such a god stick as Gu Sanliang.
Gu Sanliang didn't run out three or five steps, but he pressed a group of people to the ground, and immediately greeted him unceremoniously with punches and kicks.
Many people in the alley came closer, not to stop them, but simply to watch the excitement.
The little old man who ranked third snorted coldly, and said in a weird way on the side: "This guy usually claims to ask the gods to count, and the bullshit asks the gods to count, and even the marriage can be criticized by others, and he deserves to be killed." ”
"But isn't it, this offends Leper Jiu, isn't he looking for his own death."
The people around you said a word, which gave Gu Sanliang a big start.
This Gu Sanliang himself is not from Dongjiucheng, he only came to Dongjiucheng when he was more than ten years old, and then he didn't know how, Gu Sanliang became a fortune teller, and he could still support his family by relying on fortune telling.
If it's just like this, forget it, but Gu Sanliang usually says that he is asking the gods to calculate when he has nothing to do, and others don't know what it means, and it looks like a cowhide.
Unexpectedly, Gu Sanliang also made a name for himself in this alley by asking the gods to count four words.
If it weren't for Leper Jiu coming to the door today, something like this happened, Gu Sanliang would definitely be a hot and powerful person in the alley.
Gu Sanliang was beaten and screamed again and again, Leper Jiu looked at it coldly, and asked Gu Sanliang if he recognized it as a mistake.
Everyone didn't expect that this Gu Sanliang would still be a dead duck with a hard mouth, refusing to admit it, and insisting that he would never be wrong when he asked the gods.
Leper Jiuyi frowned, scolded and scolded his subordinates to beat hard.
"Beat, beat hard, until this old god stick confesses. My leper Zijiu is the most reasonable, he doesn't admit it, and those who don't know think that Lao Tzu has wronged people. ”
In the alley, a young man holding a bamboo basket to buy rice cakes was watching in the crowd, seeing that Gu Sanliang was about to beat people to death, the young man dropped the bamboo basket and ran away.
The young man rushed all the way to the shop opposite the alley, and shouted inside: "Gu Qinghan, come out quickly, your father is going to kill someone!" ”